/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why?

Rumia is a vile little monster. She wants to eat you.

how much?

>>11730907
If I consume her flesh will I gain her powers?

>>11730872
She is a carefree girl with tremendous magical powers. She lives only for the moment and can do what she wants without anyone stopping her. She beautiful and innocent.

>>11730907
If Rumia ate me my ghost would still follow her around and admire her.

>>11730907
She can try.

>>11730925
If I had a guarantee that my ghost would be able to wander Gensokyo freely, I'd happily hunt down Rumia and offer myself as a meal! Maybe I could possess that ribbon of hers, and protect her by laying down covering fire during danmaku battles.

People don't realize how useful Rumia's power is - if she were to shield me with her sphere of darkness, I would be able to skulk around my city unnoticed at night, and unidentified during the day. No more danger of being attacked by coyotes, or accosted by people from my city's many public housing complexes.

>>11730988
Wasn't it said that Rumia can't even see inside of her own orb of darkness?

>>11730991
I could be her service dog! Or human, ghost, etc.

>>11731008
What makes you think you could see in the dark?

>>11731086
He probably has night vision goggles for it.

R U M I A

>>11731089
Does the phrase "Light amplification goggles" mean anything to you?
Because that's technically what they are. They take what little light exists and amplify it so you can see.

Rumia's darkness is pure darkness. There is no light to amplify. Only dark. NVGs wouldn't do shit.

>>11730907
I-If it's her I don't mind then.

>>11731119
>Rumia's darkness is pure darkness.
Edgy

>>11731134
In hindsight calling it the "complete absence of light" would've been better.

>>11731134
She was born in it. Molded by it.

>>11730872
fun

>>11731140
Rumia lets in some light to read the article aya wrote of her. There's either some tolerance for light, or she can create some.

>>11731157
But by letting it in she has to create an opening and then she can just make eyeholes instead so she can look out for herself.

>>11731119
I would lead from outside the orb, whenever necessary.

>>11731163
It's very likely her powers work like a light dimmer.

>>11731192
Well, they say it's the "manipulation of darkness", and darkness is literally defined as "the absence of light".

>>11731145
Why would she put so much sauce in that sausage?
The flavor is ruined.

But the real question is... is an OP's name Adolph?

butt

>>11731241
I am not Eatler, sorry.

>>11731200
It's creating an area where light doesn't pass through. If you're interpreting the formal ability statement ad verbatim you're doing it wrong.

>>11731753
If light couldn't pass through, the sphere itself would create a shadow. It's more accurate to say that light passes through her sphere without entering it.

>>11731300
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>>11732636
>the sphere itself would create a shadow
Interesting note, but I don't recall any mention that it doesn't itself make a shadow. I don't find an issue with this description, though.

But if Rumia's darkness sphere does not emit back any radiation (absorb all wavelenght, give out none) wouldn't that mean that inside the sphere gets hot really fast?
Y'know, conservation of energy and stuff

I had an accident

>>11733203
Take care not to have any "accidents" in the future, pleasu.

>>11733163
I think ZUN explained the mechanics of the sphere away by saying that light still passes through, but is "concealed" while passing through. Perhaps her powers act to alter the wavelength...or something.

>>11733203
Unacceptable. Soiling the legwear of little girls ist verboten.

>>11730941

>>11730920
Someone gets it! That's why I love Rumia. That mentality (Rumia's) only comes from purity, ironic with the darkness and predatory to humans bit. But hey, she's a Youkai.

>>11734520
Rumia is driven by an unconscious instinct, not any sense of right or wrong.

She's like the night itself. It just exists, even though it might be dangerous.

Little girls need to eat if they want to grow big and strong

>>11734545
...Huh. Thoughtful point. Alright then.

>>11734583
I swear to god I will purge your ass if you continue thinking about eating me.

>>11734606
Please do not play mean pranks on little Rumia!

撫で回したい

>>11733163
It could be emitting energy in form of sound which is just a pressure wave and not radiation.

>>11730907

I want Rumia to eat my meat!

>>11742236
But you'll die... is it really worth it?

>>11742358
She said I would be fine though.

>>11742370
>trusting a blonde red-eyes vampire loli
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>11742236
I wan Rumia to murder the bastard who made these incredibly broken SQL request forms

>>11742223
LITTLE RUMIA IS NOT A BITCH

>>11742407
Little Rumia is not a vampire! She is a red-eyed little girl, however

>>11742407
Rumia is a vampire?

Filling Rumia's cute tummy

I want to be eaten by Rumia.

>>11742430
Organ donation is a noble cause.

What are Rumia's ten desires?

>>11742424

I hear it's Rumia than it looks from the outside.

>>11742464
Although I appreciate your humour, I ask you to please not misuse the spoiler function.

>>11742450
1. Eat you.
2. Grill you.
3. Braise you.
4. Sear you.
5. Roast you.
6. Stew you.
7. Steam you.
8. Simmer you.
9. Fry you.
10. Eat you.

>>11742476
I'm sorry but the punchline would have been obvious if any part was visible.

>>11742450
1. Biceps
2. Calves
3. Abdomens
4. Glutes
5. Deltoids
6. Thighs
7. Hearts
8. Ribs
9. Livers
10. Wide, open, treeless fields

>>11742484
You said eat me twice.

>>11742492
Okay then.

rumia is the most innocent touhou
don't you want to make her feel good?

>>11742637
Yes.

cute predator v. predator

>>11742786
Nobody CROSSES with Rumia and lives.

>>11742542
you might get away after the first time

>>11742817
Crosses are her thing, ya know

>>11742936
I'd like to nail Rumia to a cross.

>>11742980
I'd nail Rumia alright.

>>11742821
>>11742424
Whoa, that's so lewd. If Rumia is pregnant than that means someone ejaculated in her hot little sticky pussy.

Who draws the best Rumia and why is it TEC?

Why would anyone want to get close to her since she's a fucking murderer.

Heck, would you want to hang around Hannibal Lecter? No! Would you want to hang around Adam Lanza? No! Kharn the Betrayer? No! Unabomber? No! Anyone from this list [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims]? NO!

Unless you can somehow convince her that there are more appetible types of food and meat that is not human's of course (and good fucking luck with that)

>>11743873
Because she is cute, silly.

Can anyone beat this for cuteness?

>>11743878
>Because she is cute
The bird in this image is cute too, would you want to get near it? To hug it? To pat it on the head?
Don't think so.

Little Rumia goes to school!

>>11743915
Her backpack is full of meat! Rumia will also do her best today.

I never understood the joke of th eopened arms. The one about "people learned to count in binaries"
Dumb joke.

>>11743873
>>11743896
Wow dude you angry as fuck

>>11743813
I don't know, though I do wish he would sexualize little Rumia less

>>11744042
When she holds out her arms, she looks like the kanji for ten...I think

>>11743873
I want to put it in her mouth

I hate Rumia so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

Merry Christmas!

>>11743940
Little Rumia is going to eat that cat on the wall.

>>11744050
Rumia will always love you.

Most people eat meat. Eating humans is just as natural and morbid as eating other animals.

>>11744064
I must have this figure!

>>11744077
In fact, there's a lot of Rumia-themed merchandise that I must have.

>>11744080
Would you wear top left, /jp/?

>>11744047
>you angry as fuck

I don't know, everytime i as much think about 2hu i feel my veins boiling with rage.

Maybe is because i realize how shitty of a place Gensokyo under the sugary coat of little girls.

I mean, fuck, Warhammer 40k is not supposed to feel (or be) safer for humans when compared to to anything else, yet i'd take a visit to 40k over one to Gensokyo just for the fact that if something tries to kill you it has the decency to stop moving when you pump enough firepower into it.

>>11744064
Humans are sentient and sapient tough.

>>11744082
I don't even know what the hell this is. A cigarette case?

>>11744083
But, you're wrong, dude, because common sense doesn't apply to Gensokyo. The shrine maiden on the hill told me so.

>>11744084
Rumia tumblers!

>>11744084
Looks like chocolate

>>11744092
Rumia clocks!

>>11744096
More Rumia clocks!

>>11744098
Rumia lighters! Zippos are for fuggin hipsters, though.

>>11744083
>Humans are sentient and sapient tough.
Which somehow does not stop them from eating other animals who can also feel pain and instinctive fear.

>>11744100
Rumia-print reusable grocery bags!

>>11744103
Rumia masu!

♫ the last thing you'll see ♫

>>11744105
Rumia lanterns! RUMIA!

This has been too much Rumia for one day, I need to go and take a walk.

>>11744108
Why is she naked? She'll get a cold, and then indigestion.

Also, i think a well placed fist might buy one enough time to escape, if not a chance to fight back, she look pretty fragile.

>>11744143
Her body is naturally hot.

>>11744143
Rumia is a youkai, and her strength is many times that of a human!

I am having impure thoughts.

>>11744082
I'd rather have the towel and the cushion!

>>11744096
Whoa! That's really stylish. Where can I get it?

>>11744303
I don't know! The pixiv ID is in the filename, though.

>>11744253
Please control yourself.

Rumia is the essence of life.

What's the most effective way to purge Rumia?

>>11744429
You better watch your back, bud. Talk like that ain't welcome around these parts.

>>11744429
Either some magic sealing stuff or a Saiga 12 with lots of ammo.

>>11744469
Youkai aren't harmed by ordinary weapons.

>>11744482
Says you.

>>11744429
impale her with your stake

>>11744482
Does it have a physical body? Then kinetic energy affects it.

Plus if you can convince them that it is your personal form of Danmaku then the danmaku rules apply.

>>11744482
So what would happen if Rumia were to take one of these to the face?

>>11744253
Don't!

>>11744516
Too late. She's extremely lewd to start with and nothing will ever change that.

>>11744553
Here's how I feel about black lingerie.

>You're looking with perverted eyes again...

>>11744482
Would having blessed weapons make a difference?

>>11744574
How about I look at you with my fist?

>>11744589
How cruel.

>>11744601
Wow, I didn't know there was actually a picture for that.

Neat.

>>11744601
>>11744684
Abusing little girls is absolutely forbidden.

>>11744488
>>11744503
>>11744510
Youkai are only harmed by spiritual wounds, not physical. ZUN said so. Also, extermination isn't permanent. Rumia would be able to bounce back no problem from puny mortal weapons.

>>11744553
Little Rumia is an innocent girl, she knows nothing about sex. Please respect her purity.

>>11744589
>>11744601
Die a painful death.

>>11744684
>>11745114
>>11745178
Hey, I don't advocate Rumia abuse. I just try to maintain a versatile library of pictures.

>>11745178
A lack of knowledge or interest in sex does not exempt one from lewdness.

>>11730907
prove it nerd

>>11745318
>>11745327
Little girls must be protected from lewdness.

>>11745420
Believe what you want and end up in her belly
Thats now natural selection goes

>>11745428
If it's Rumia, I don't mind.

>>11745424
Little girls are naturally lewd regardless of their knowledge of lewdness.

>>11745520
Innocence is a fragile thing that needs to be treasured while it exists.

The cutest operative

I want this doujinshi

>>11745533
Nah, it needs to be crushed early on so that the child knows that the world isn't a nice place and that they should do anything to get ahead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvqwVMs4ZDg

>>11745695
What the hell is this?

>>11745687
Please tell me this is real life.

>>11745786
>>11745687
Holy crap it exists.

>>11745792
Guy's put out quite a few.

Here's his C85

>>11745804
Now I just need him to do a Metal Gear with Parsee cross over and my life will be complete.

>>11745815
Please tide yourself over with a Kyouko-chan while you wait warmly.

>>11745841

>>11745845

>>11745847
Wagging tails make everything better

>>11745841

Rumia is a cat! What do you do?

>>11746838
[x] genuflect

>>11743813
I wish I was that water

>>11746838

Put her down like every other non human abomination

>>11746908

>>11746924

>>11746838
Cuddle in bed with her!

>>11745178
>Youkai are only harmed by spiritual wounds, not physical. ZUN said so. Also, extermination isn't permanent. Rumia would be able to bounce back no problem from puny mortal weapons.

Question: if this is true then why bother creating Gensokyo in the first place?
If the humans don't fear them enough it would be a cakewalk for one of them to go in any human city, slaughter/enslave the whole population, get away with it and seed all the fear they need for their sustenance.

Since they are not harmed by ordinary weapons this means that even the most pitful Youkai could fly to the USA and make scorched earth of the whole place.

>>11747466
Who's to say the spiritual weapons of their people are useless? Even if they are I'm sure they can fly some one over to deal with it. That or just contain them. Just because weapons don't harm them doesn't mean they all have the ability to phase through physical objects. Trap, tag, store, done.

>>11746838
Exterminate her but give her a cat funeral afterwards.

>>11747466
Never underestimate man's ability to kill shit. Many may day before an efficient way is found but we will find a way to remove youkai.

>>11747483
Unless Pope Francis learn to shoot laser beams of pure faith out of his eyes or they disintegrate when hearing a passage of the Bible/Torah/Quran read aloud i don't think humanity would be capable of acting fast enough.

I mean, one could simply go against any army, slaughter it and when the news report "Strange being destroying humanity just tanked a fuking nuke to the face and it didn't even singed it's hair" the entire world would collectively shit it's pants.
Then is just one gap in every church or religious institution (courtesy of Yukari) and bye-bye blessed weapons.

Unless you can make your normal weapon from "Utterly useless" to "Work against them just as well as it does against a normal human" by simply sprinkling your AK-47 with holy water.

>>11747536
Maybe the wielder's faith in their god/their cause/themselves/their weapons, whatever is enough to make them work.

>>11747536
Who said anything about a coordinated force? The guy was talking about one pitiful Youkai being able to take down the USA. I don't even think it could do damage faster than the US can rebuild.

>>11747550
I could see one (or maybe an alliance of two+ seeing as the US is a big place) of the high tier youkai doing it but not one of the shit tier ones like that guy said.

>>11747550
>>11747544

Youkais gain strenght with fear.
You fear them, they get stronger.

Imagine this: one run up to the white house and skin the president alive in front of the population.
Then start taking on the army, machineguns, tanks shells, missiles, nothing fucking works.
The military decide to drop a nuke straight on top of it, city destroyed and the damn thing is still standing and ask "Is that the best you can do?"
Cue continent-wide bowel-emptying movements, massive fear means massive power for the youkai.
Since weaker youkais tend to flock around stronger ones (especially fairies) means that more youkais exit Gensokyo in the real world where they are feared MORE (because humanity know shit about their weaknesses) and thus gain more power.

Unless you can disbelieve them so hard they cease existing but that would mean being saved by fedoras.

>>11747544
>Maybe the wielder's faith in their god/THEIR CAUSE/themselves/their weapons, whatever is enough to make them work.

So if one is determined enough to kill it (their cause being "I want to survive") then they could punch them to death?

>>11745178
They don't have to kill her, they just have to continually pummel her with autocannons or whatever until spiritual backup arrives.

>>11747586
>They don't have to kill her, they just have to continually pummel her with autocannons or whatever until spiritual backup arrives.

And tell me, if youkais are unaffected by ordianry weapons what would those autocannons do? The soldiers might as well grab their dick with their hands and stand there like morons.

>>11747595
It's never been said that youkai are entirely unaffected by physical attacks, just that they recover quickly and cannot be destroyed.

>>11747575
Exactly. Like a paladin and shounen protagonist put together.

>>11747797
>list of things to bring with you while you are in Gensokyo
>Basic survival gear
>English-Japanese dictionary/automatic translator
>Money
>A map
>Unbrindled hate against youkais, apparently it makes your punches magic.

Gotta keep this in mind, is so unsensical that it would actually make sense in Gensokyo.

>>11747961
Youkai: Ow! Wait...ow? Your punches actually hurt? But why?!

Protagonist:FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!

>>11747797
So we need a hot blooded muslim/christian/buddhist?

>>11747961
i would bring a penis to Gensokyo

>>11745178
>Little Rumia is an innocent girl, she knows nothing about sex

>>11749555

>>11749555

>>11749555

All of this talk about the best way to kill youkai is distracting the conversation from appreciating how cute and precious Rumia is.

I can't accept that.

Rumia can attract more meat by using her lewd body

>>11749675
She's cute and precious, but also eats people. She's dangerous.

>M-merry Ch...Chri...uuu...

>>11749689
And in return for being delicious you get to become part of that lewd body

Its a beautiful justice

>>11749751
Not if I eat her first.

>>11749751
Whoa.. I could be IN her belly.

>>11747961
>Unbrindled hate against youkais, apparently it makes your punches magic.
What if I bring with me unbrindled lust instead?

>>11749791
Your touch brings instant arousal. Aphrodisiac cum, sweat, blood, etc. That sort of thing.

>>11749791

Unbridled lust modifies your dick and your dick parameters.

>>11749744
I am worthless as a person, my mind is slowly being consumed by worries about my family, and I can't drink my problems away anymore. Don't take the only cute thing I enjoy away from me. Let me indulge in my fucking escapist fantasies where cute little magical girls fly around aimlessly and fairies can get piss drunk without any negative consequences.

>>11749799
Down and out on skid row with Rumia!

>>11744080
I'm still waiting for my Rumia fumo
And the griffon fig was shit, natch

>>11749799

I don't know you, and you have no reason to believe me, but I don't think you're worthless. I'm sure this doesn't help, hell, you probably think I'm full of shit as you're reading this.

But I don't think you're worthless. I'm not even saying this just to be nice. I genuinely think nobody on this board is worthless. Even when you guys give up on yourselves, I won't give up on you. I absolutely refuse to. I'll believe in you guys until I finally become wormfood.

>>11749809
lol

Would you let her eat you?
I would eat her.

>>11749957
She can eat my +10 blessed baseball bat of youkai crushing once I swing it into her mouth.

I want to fuck Rumia. Hard.

Rumia is getting frisky!

>>11749819
o-okay. I'll try.

>>11747575
>Unless you can disbelieve them so hard they cease existing but that would mean being saved by fedoras.
"Implying magic is real. Implying having immunity to physical damage is real. Implying mirrors are real."

So began the reign of Vlad the Implier.

>>11750539
Most of touhou fanon is made of implications. Calm yo nips bruh.

I can't love the person who murdered Reimu's okaasan

>>11750044

>>11749791
>What if I bring with me unbrindled lust instead?

Here's a footage of the effect of unbrindled lust on a clown youkai.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLQeBFmPuSU

Where do you lick first?

>>11751282
on the opposite side of the knee
does that place have a name?

>>11751285
kneepussy

>>11751282
I lick her face with my fist.

>>11751282
The tongue

>>11751306
Your fist would make a tasty snack for Rumia. Do you intend to donate your body to a young girl's healthy appetite?

>>11751387
He's gonna be eaten either way.
It's just to spite her in it's last moments.

>>11751401
Exactly. I'm going to make her earn her meal.

>>11751401
>>11751417
Rumia is a little girl, but she ain't takin' shit from no punk bitch wannabe.

>>11751353
Actually that would be a good idea.
First of all if you still get to kiss a loli.
And since Rumia is used to people screaming and running away in fear she would be weirded out if her prey just barged on and french-kissed her without a second tought.
With some luck the levels of "dude, WTF?" in her head might rise enough to leave her paralyzed for just enough time to put some distance between you and her.

>Captcha: dakngh announcer
M-M-M-MONSTER KISS!

>>11751589
Fried human tongues

Coat with bread crumbs. Fry in butter for twenty minutes. Serve.

Rumia's smiling face while eating mid-afternoon fried snacks...so cute

Rumia secured.

>>11751675
How are you going to kiss her with that ball gag?

>>11751589
>put some distance between you and her.
What makes you think we want that? I'd keep kissing and touching her until she either gave herself to me or killed me.

>>11751682
This youkai is set for either disposal or re-purposing. No kissing is involved.

>>11751675
>>11751696
Perimeter breached.

>>11752279
There's more than one!?

>>11752294
The darkness is everywhere, bub
So is she!

>>11752353
I don't think that's how she works.

>>11749555

>>11752412
Damn it. It's hard to slip anything past /jp/ autism.

To be so, or to not be so, that is my question.

>>11751282
Ribbon.

>>11752621
Cute!

>>11751282
Feet

This doesn't make sense. How can she eat people if she's half a normal person's size?

>>11755529
Gulper eels can stretch their stomachs and swallow fish bigger than themselves

Little Rumia has a BIG belly

What a wonderful thread.

>>11755638
Indeed it is. Here, have a balloon to celebrate.

Rumia is sleeping, please don't wake her.

i don't get why you freaks love rumia when rumia feels only hate

>>11755707
This Rumia?

>>11755638
Well, now we know why she's got that ribbon-amulet.

Is to limit her hunger but not to protect humans, to protect her from herself.

Meta

>>11755650
NO!

Do NOT subject Rumia to your inflation fetishes!

>>11756383
Is that verboten?

>>11756426
Ja

>>11756438
Why does Rumia look so cute wearing military outfits?

>>11756441
Uniforms of all kinds look nice on little Rumia.

>>11756453
Urban streetwear looks just as nice, mind you.

>>11731300
I wonder what it smells like

>>11756865
Did someone get precious rumia drunk?

Why would anyone like Rumia? There is nothing to like about her. Every other 2hu has so much more to offer.

The simple tought of going to Rumia, defeating and overpowering her, pinning her to a wall and love, kiss, rub and fuck her till her craving for human flesh turn into a craving for sex and manjuice surpassing even Sanae's makes my little NEET balls tingle with delight.

>>11755692
Nice Boat

>>11756574
Meat bums

>>11756870
I'm afraid to say ``yes''.
Alcoholism is mandatory in Gensokyo, please understand this.

Legit questions, how many of you would genuinely agree to feed Rumia your body once your life is over?

As a worthless boozehound I can safely say that I wanna drink forties with little Rumia

>>11759024
>once your life is over
If she wants it she can have it

Better question: would you consider your body appetizing/clean enough for Rumia?

>>11759031
However in return I would ask her to drink forties with me

Who would you donate your body to Rumia or Orin?

>>11760731
Are you asking me to pick or just asking if I would donate it to either of them?
Because I don't think I can do the former. But I would donate it.

I knew those old tires would come in handy.

Is the same trick for training attack dogs without have your arm ripped off.
Add one or two plates of scrap metal and it should take her a while to chew through.

Last but not least, slather the tire with the spiciest stuff you can find, like "OH FUCK I'M FUCKING ON FIRE!" spicy.

Surely the novelty must have worn off by now. Yes, we get it /jp/, this is lewd and that is lewd and please don't sexualize the little girl.

It's 2014 where I am. Not 2005.

>>11752603
I wish there was a Rumia in every darkness. I'd try to kiss and hug her when I go to sleep.

>>11760834
I don't get it...

im gonna let Rumia eat me but she is not gonna feel well about it, it's leathal

>>11760834
>not sexualizing the loli dickbait
>that live in a place chock full of loli dickbaits
>and the rules of the place clearly says that the more of a loli dickbait you are, the better

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>11760832
nigga your face looks mighty tasty

>>11760834
>Not 2005
I refuse.

remove human from premises

Rumia will murder you with her mouth.

>>11763575
Unforgivable! Absolutely unforgivable! Rumia's gone to far this time!

Its raining outside.

Is everybody dead or something?

>>11770007
They were all eaten.