/jp/ - Otaku Culture

powerful call to blogshit OP, let's see how many arrive.

/jp/ is just /a/ with unironic threads about fucking touhous now, which might be even worse than /a/ I'm not sure yet

Stop making me feel horrible about having no friends or family

>>11740782
go back to tumblr with your hipster irony meme.

>>11740773
I'm not, I feel nothing.

I'm watching someone stream idolmaster, does that count

>>11740773

Its impressive how accurate that image still is.

stop it with this ronery waifu bullshit meme

>le waifu allahmas worship with expensive snickers meme xD
Kill youself out of /jp/ onegai!

>>11740794
link?

>>11740782
there is absolutely nothing ironic on /a/
this isn't 4 years ago or whatever, they're literally flooded with gaia users

>>11740804

Who are you quoting?

>>11740813
I am not quoting, dumbass. I am kerotexting. Ask your mom if you don't know what that is. I explained it all to her yesterday when I fugged her hard :DDDDDD

Everybody stopped taking this seriously when it was posted on the boorus

>>11740816

>>11740830
>>>/a/

>>11740837
https://archive.foolz.us/_/search/boards/a.co.gd.jp.m.q.sp.tg.tv.v.vg.vp.vr.wsg/filename/1294432855884.jpg/
megakek

>>11740840

I wish I could just go about this day like any other day but instead I feel depressed. Why is this? I don't give a shit about christ.

>>11740837

REKT

>>11740806
I never said there is anything ironic on /a/, I just said that people make unironic threads about fucking touhous here which is horrible.
I feel overall that /jp/ is nothing but people from youtube now. I just decided to come back during christmas and see how things are now

>>11740840
how embarassing

>>11740840
>foolz

>>11740848

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>11740848

You've already made up your mind, so it sounds like discussing this is pretty pointless.

>>11740853
me too man. i'm overcome with all these things. not exactly feels, but worse, like sleeping realizations that are all hitting me at the same time

>>11740875
All I want is to have my old /jp/ friends back.
I wonder where everyone went..

>>11740887
baited so hard

>>11740877
>feels

There is no one more special to me than myself. So yes, I'm spending it with someone very special.

>>11740871
implying there's another archive that archives subhuman boards like /a/

>>11740887
I just said they weren't feels

>>11740888
fedora award worthy post

>>11740891

>>11740900
Can't a nigga be narcissistic these days without wearing a fedora?

>>11740890

We're still here, we just don't post anymore.

>>11740890
we're waiting for you on /bun/

>>11740915
Don't fucking lie to me, anyone from back then wouldn't just sit here and let the shittyness flow, they would either fight it or leave

>>11740915
that's alice not youmu

>>11740925

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon-kun.

>>11740927
Become one with the shit

>>11740933
epic /a/ meme dude-kun

>>11740921
All 2 of you?

>>11740840
Maybe he meant it in a "come home, bro" way.

>>11740848
Well, /jp/ is now filled with people who think /a/ was still fine 4 years ago, you can figure out what happened when you were away.

>>11740927

If moot got rid of the captcha I would fight harder. There are simply too many shitposters. Today I read archives to relive the glory days.

>>11740921
does anyone still post on ota ch?
or are there any other jp like communities outside of maybe #tlwiki and novel stuff

>>11740973
>does anyone still post on ota ch?
Considering it's dead, no.

This thread is so bad that it would shock me if it wasn't a shitposter's work

>>11741117
look at this baka bakka

lol

>>11740927
oldfags are the biggest shitters

There are so many layers of irony ITT I don't know where to begin.

I thought /jp/ had its own waifu dinner tradition though.

>>11741138
gtfo newfag
>>>/a/

>>11741141
Uh, I don't mean to be rude pal, but I think you'll find I was disseminating meem culture on the jay back when you were still an edgy YTMNDer.

The worst part being that people are actually shitposting while convincing themselves that they are just being ironic.

Otherwise try to explain what kind of brain someone may have to end up posting stuff like >>11740847, >>11740891 or >>11740902

>>11740840
LOL this is some sort of mistake. I don't even go to /a/ because I don't watch anime and I barely read manga.

>>11741145
>I was disseminating meem culture on the jay back when you were still an edgy YTMNDer
And I was regularly inseminating your mom long before you were born, sonny.

>>11741156
>inseminating random women

Sounds like something a normie would do.

>>11740773

>>11741160
Oh yeah? How many random women have you inseminated then?

Somebody cracked athens' trip? Bet it was trevor.

>>11741191
No, it's me. Hardly anyone knows who I am anymore so I don't think they'd have reason to crack it, if they wanted to crack a trip it would be one of the new funposters I think.

>>11741163

>>11741232

Nice try trevor.

>>11741232
Unless they started on their ancient PC when you were relevant.

>>11741248
The fuck is Trevor?

>>11741237
I don't think all girls are mean bitches, sometimes it happens that one, you look a failure and someone that couldn't hold a relationship for the life of him, and two, look like trouble, ugly and a bother. It's sounds harsh but it is what sometimes happens, but just sometimes.

>>11741254

Trevor is the real deal. He posts anime and will kick your ass.

>>11741254
He's an african-american guy on /jp/ who is all the rage. He is arc 2.0. He gets five times the attention of any trip without actually using one.

>>11741257
I can't remember the last time I spoke on a conversational level with a girl. It's been at least five years.

>>11741275
What about your mommie?

>>11741268
You make it sound so cool

>>11741257
Sure thing, bluepill-kun.

The problem is that in this day and age, any girl can scream "raaape" and destroy your life. Even if it was consensual, or even if nothing happened, but she just hates you for some reason. Courts will always assume that the girl says the truth.

So asking a girl is kind of dangerous these days. Being rejected isn't a big deal. But facing sexual harassment charges because you asked a girl who doesn't like you isn't really fun.

>>11741214
The guy with ika-musume even gave her shrimps, her favorite food ! A true caring gentleman.

>>11741283
His mommy isn't a girl. His mommy is a woman and she gives the best incestual blowjobs.

>>11741339
What if his mommy is a man ?
Typical cis scum.

>>11741311
And any guy you pass on the street could stab you and take your wallet. Better never go outside.

>>11741311
It's not really dangerous, you could get back at her, not if you are a lonely NEET that couldn't hold a relationship for the life of him though, and I am sure bitches couldn't just throw you in jail, it doesn't make much sense you know.

All I want for Christmas is a /jp/ girlfriend.

>>11741366
I want to get a loli girlfriend this year. Any tips?

>>11741366
What's your email?

>>11741375
Hello, I am in your care.

>>11741370
That's not my area of expertise, but I wish you luck. They say you can get anything if you can manage to believe in yourself and not give up.

>>11741311
Cases without evidence like that usually get thrown in the west. Stop worrying. It's Japan where you need to worry.

>>11741350
I don't know anyone who had to go through this. However, I do know many guys who were emotionally and financially destroyed by their girlfriends and wives. In general, women have the full support of the legal system, men do not.

>>11741356
>>11741390
Educate yourselves. False rape accusations are much more common than you would think.

>>11741370
Options :
- Oculus Rift http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXVinyXjgA

- Party Van end.

>>11741366
me too..

>>11741395
I'm not getting a Rift, I'm getting a loli girlfriend.

Watch out guys, we're being targeted by some turbonerd.

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11740364#p11741376_3

Can you believe this guy? Is he hontou honki?

>>11741395
Can't you read? They get thrown out usually. It's very to successfully prosecute for rape in the west.

>>11741416
very difficult*

>>11741370
You have to be very nice and fun. You have to like some things she likes while still maintaining an adult male disposition. Get work as an elementary school teacher.

>>11741421
I can do all of that except the last. I cannot work as a teacher.

>>11741416
Not him, but they still ruin the accused's image in the town to the point of disgust and having to move a lot of the time, even when thrown out.

>>11741421
henry pls

>>11741426
Do you have any lolis in your life?

>>11741366
Forget girlfriends, all I want is a /jp/ cuddle buddy.

>>11741433
Not really. I'd have the best chances finding a random one somewhere, and this is where I cannot advance.

>>11741438
Get a dog, lolis love dogs.
I doubt you'll get a loli girlfriend but it's as close as you can get to them.

>>11741453
Can't I get anything else? Do lolis like other things? Why do you think I won't get a loli girlfriend? Lots of other people have loli girlfriends.

I'd be fine with just being friends with a loli as long as she is nice and cute unlike a bunch of 3D lolis I've seen

>>11741462
So if she were ugly you'd want her to do lewd things with you to make up for it? That's horrible.

>>11741458
Nobody has a "loli girlfriend". Its just an up and coming epic meme around these parts.

>>11741458
You can try checking out your neighbors, maybe ask your parents if their friends have any children.
It's really easy to get a loli to love you.
It's really hard to find a loli you can talk to.

>>11741453
>Get a dog, lolis love dogs.
This is really true. I have a dog and a park nearby my house. Whenever I take my dog through that park lolis appear out of nowhere and flock to it.

But you need a nice, approachable dog, or the lolis will run away. Anon could probably court one of the lolis that frequent a park. I know there's a few I've seen countless times already.

>>11741472
Wrong again. Lots of people in the world have loli girlfriends. I want to be one of those people.

>>11741472
Speak for yourself nerd.

Remember when loli wasn't a meme?

>>11741472
There were links posted yesterday about people being in relationships with lolis, or lolis (who grew up) being in relationship with older guys.

>>11741485
I think you mean children not "lolis"

>>11741486
Let's not start this again.

How do I get a child girlfriend?

>>11741486
Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Lots of people are dating little girls. Tons of people. It's more common than you'd think.

>>11741491
Loli girlfriend is more charming.

>>11741485
Any idea where to find them? I'm checking archive and not seeing anything.

>>11741502
>>11738868

I think I just ruined Christmas for my dad. I feel pretty awful. We watched a movie and I interpreted it as having a kind of patronizing morality he intended to direct at me and I afterwards implied some pretty spiteful things that were not at all christmas spirited.
I really regret that. And now I'm staying at their place as they go to his side of the family's christmas dinner.
I'm such a fuck up.

>>11741471
no if she was ugly and mean then I wouldn't want to hang out with her

i wish i had an imouto

>>11741477
How easy is it actually? How do I get a loli to love me?

>>11741392
Please respond.

>>11741514
why dont you make an imouto

>>11741513
What was the movie?

>>11741522
Home Alone.

>>11741519
my parents don't sex and I think my mom had surgery or something so even if I fucked her nothing would happen
I'd be too worried about defects, too

>>11741522
It's a wonderful life

>>11741529
become mazacon

>>11741535
i already told you I can't fuck my mom dude
i am mazacon anyways

>>11741515
I am very curious.

>>11741538
Why can't you fuck your mom? I don't understand.

god damnit my stupid neighbor keeps driving his tractor around the block and its super loud. why does he even have a tractor?

>>11741546
She doesn't want to fuck and im not gonna rape her

>>11741553
Same problem here. Really is difficult.

how do i meet cute lolis

>>11741550
why don't you go race his tractor with another tractor?

My neighbors aren't making as much noise today, so I think I'll spend the rest of the day sleeping.

Any /jp/sies want to hook up tonight?

>>11741550
Get your own tractor and beat him in a race while blasting SUPER EUROBEAT

>>11741550
Snow here keeps farmers off the road. Yes!!!

I'm gonna spend all of tonight with the fuzzy slippers my parents gave me! These niggas be cozy as fuck

>>11741542
As long as you are not fat or extremely ugly, you just have to make them have fun with you, play along with them, tease them, make them feel you are not an adult, make them laugh. Then after a while, you have to start touching them more, tickling games are a good way. Lolis love cuddling and sweet stuff like that.
Just have fun with her, play with her, don't get embarrassed even if it's a really childish game, if you really care about her and pay attention to her, she'll easily come to love you.
It's up to you if you want to go further.

I love jp because jp puts on a aura of autism which repels normalfags.

Take a look at /a/, people are coming in from leddit and tumblr and they are getting offended about sex and men's desires saying its sexist, as well as telling otaku to get social lives.. All of which is ruining /a/ and it is practically leddit now.

But jp is so "autistic"(read as genius) that it is so weird that we fly over a normalfag's radar and they never touch us because they cant understand the many complex levels of irony which are expressed in each and every unique and amazing post which is on the jp. Jp culture is strong because this autismal barrier is one which is similar to japan's language barrier that keeps foreigners from influencing games or anime to fit their shitty moral/political beliefs.

>>11741573
Go to the library!

Jp im sick of sweets. I was given so many cookies today.

I got a bag of pecons which i liked a whole lot more than all those sugary cookies.

>>11741653
Give the cookies to a loli.

>>11741631
Talking about that I wish there was more companies like Atlus that doesn't make games to appeal to gay gamers.

>>11741631
Well said anon. Let us hope jaypee never ever gets filled with loads of awful outside cancer.

>>11741657
wasn't that one guy from persona gay?

>>11741665

Kanji was never gay, if you mean him. He just wanted someone to accept him, didn't matter who.

>>11741680
word of god says hes gay irc

>>11741680
Kanji was gay as hell.

That whole thing about "I wasn't really gay, I was just a sexist misanthrope!" was just japanese bs.

It might have been worse if they went the opposite route and turned it into a gay pride and being true to yourself thing though.

>>11741684

Did they go and do that? That'd be pretty shitty if they just dumbed it down like that.

If anything it was Yousuke giving me closet homo vibes.

>>11741692
I'm going to go ahead and say probably every playable male character in that game gave off homoerotic vibes to some extent.

>>11741696
You're just a projecting faggot, see Yuru Yuri.

>>11741709
>I'm so heterosexual right now

This is what he's thinking.

>>11741311
The plural of Shrimp is Shrimp you idiot

>>11741729
What is the plural of squid?

>>11741737
squid