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The most exciting time of the year has flanally come! Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:00:33 2013 No.11739441 [Reply] [Original]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.

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Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:01:32 2013 No.11739445
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For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:01:47 2013 No.11739448 I hate Flan so fucking much. So fucking much! And Christmas as well!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:02:32 2013 No.11739449 How do I get people to repeat what I say in these threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:02:48 2013 No.11739451 amazin!

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Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:02:48 2013 No.11739452
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"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.

"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".

Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:03:19 2013 No.11739455 A GRAT ONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:03:19 2013 No.11739456 >>11739449 Just repeat it yourself often enough and someone'll pick it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:04:33 2013 No.11739458 File: 212 KB, 1000x794, flanentine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11739448 Flan will always love you on christmas

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:06:03 2013 No.11739468 File: 162 KB, 500x571, flansgonnafly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CONGRATS MAN AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:06:33 2013 No.11739465 File: 128 KB, 1196x897, rumiafly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flying into trees inhibits the mind, so no Rumia poem here you will find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:07:03 2013 No.11739469 Merry Christmas anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:07:33 2013 No.11739470 >>11739449 Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:08:03 2013 No.11739477 File: 61 KB, 881x337, 1372140394235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa Kirisame, Jay Pee!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:08:18 2013 No.11739472 The most wonderful time of the year is finally here!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:08:33 2013 No.11739475 >>11739468 Now get back to suckin'

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:09:34 2013 No.11739478 File: 120 KB, 800x800, 1387955355966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm glad that this is a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:10:18 2013 No.11739480 >>11739477 Cute image AND joke, dude! You are on a roll! I hope 2014 is even better for you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:10:33 2013 No.11739481 Merry Christmas jaypee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:10:48 2013 No.11739482 File: 10 KB, 500x215, flan_deathstar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:11:33 2013 No.11739483 File: 63 KB, 181x179, flan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:11:33 2013 No.11739486 File: 372 KB, 452x610, 1375538765802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't wait to spend new years eve with ♫jaypee♫

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:11:48 2013 No.11739487 I love Flandre so much! So fucking much! And Christmas as well!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:11:48 2013 No.11739488 File: 29 KB, 500x215, flan_deathstar2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11739482

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:12:18 2013 No.11739490 >>11739488 What movie is this from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:12:33 2013 No.11739492 >>11739482 >>11739488 What drama is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:12:48 2013 No.11739493 >>11739490 Home Alone 2: Lost in Space

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:14:33 2013 No.11739499 >>11739490 It's A Flanderful Life

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:15:18 2013 No.11739500 >>11739486 wow fukin slut go back to the whorehouse d00d

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:16:18 2013 No.11739503 >>11739500 I'm not a slut! I'm just everyones girl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:16:18 2013 No.11739502 >>11739487 I will always love her. And you as well!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:19:18 2013 No.11739515 Merry christmas /jp/ my new year's resolution is to stop browsing /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:23:18 2013 No.11739533 File: 178 KB, 764x744, THE ASS WAS FAT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11739515 YOU FAILED.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:23:33 2013 No.11739535 クリスマスリスマス

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:24:33 2013 No.11739541 >>11739533 Not yet! He still has a few days before the resolution takes effect.

>>	「ロリあき」 Wed Dec 25 02:35:48 2013 No.11739582 >>11739515 you'll be back

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:41:18 2013 No.11739592 File: 90 KB, 450x325, 1359999710042.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11739541 Yes. I want to spend these last few days doing nothing of any productive use with you guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:44:20 2013 No.11739600 File: 98 KB, 409x600, 1385506296283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11739582 N-no I won't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 02:52:20 2013 No.11739608 >>11739441 Thank you for all your hard work. I really mean it today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:01:05 2013 No.11739624 >>11739608 Goodnight...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:08:50 2013 No.11739635 >>11739608 One night I had to make the flanfly thread Nobody thanked me for my hard work then But even if you had, are you saying you wouldn't have meant it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:13:06 2013 No.11739638 File: 106 KB, 442x392, 004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merry clitoris!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:15:20 2013 No.11739643 >>11739635 I sometimes get banned. Other times I thank you but it has become more of a routine work than something with actual feeling. To live is to become a machine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:27:35 2013 No.11739658 I wish everyone on /jp/ a Merry Christmas! I love all of you so much and hope all your Christmas wishes come true

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:28:05 2013 No.11739660 >>11739643 >To live is to become a machine. Quoted for truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:43:20 2013 No.11739682 >>11739660 >Quoted for truth. I feel like I made a wrong turn and ended back up on a traditional forum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 03:49:50 2013 No.11739689 >>11739456 I can confirm this is true -- not because I've done it myself, but because I repeat everything I see repeated often enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 05:05:09 2013 No.11739840 Why does the janny hate Christmas?

>>	FlAnonymous Wed Dec 25 07:46:17 2013 No.11740045 File: 1.04 MB, 1600x900, luftwafflan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merry Christmas /jp/ I love you all <3

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 09:52:09 2013 No.11740336 お疲れ様めりーくりすます & preemptive あけおめ

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 11:22:28 2013 No.11740567 Happy December 25th day /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 11:35:58 2013 No.11740622 >>11739658 Finally the sweet embrace of death

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 17:05:03 2013 No.11741581 File: 5 KB, 180x161, repetition.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11739643 >To live is to become a machine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 25 17:11:03 2013 No.11741593 that's alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 26 10:36:29 2013 No.11743858 >>11741593 yukkuri logic

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 28 20:42:15 2013 No.11751950 >>11740622 Please don't die. Think of all the new Touhous you would never get to see

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