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11738698 No.11738698[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My family didn't called me this year again

can we have a christmas thread /jp/?

can we? ;_;

>> No.11738705

why do they hate you

>> No.11738723

Theres several up already.

>> No.11738729 [DELETED] 

>>11738723
Several what up? Dicks in ur ass? LMAO

>> No.11738730

Merry Christmas!

I love you all and I wish we can enjoy another fun year together.

>> No.11738732

real /jp/sies eschew all social relationships with family while sucking them dry of their "hard-earned" money

>> No.11738734
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Merry Christmas anon. (:

>> No.11738739

>>11738732
I'll suck you dry of your "hard" cock

>> No.11738736
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>>11738698
Okuu wishes you a merry christmas anon-kun!

http://youtu.be/tNsGkn4R33M

>> No.11738737

We here at /jp/ love you. Remember that, okay? Merry Christmas.

>> No.11738742
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Christmas with Flandre!

>> No.11738745
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I love you /jp/!!!

>> No.11738752

Sorry I missed last Christmas but I was without internet device. Libraries close on Christmas...

>> No.11738753

>Hey /jp/, I first planned to go with my family while making fun of you but they didn't call me
>Can I stay here?
Normie logic at its finest.

>> No.11738754

>>11738742
sex with flan!

>> No.11738758
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Thank you /jp/!

I hope everyone have a happy Xmas too

>> No.11738760

>>11738698
I love you, anon

Dont ever forget!

>> No.11738762
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merry christmas /jp/!

>> No.11738764

>>11738753
obviously he doesn't live with them so he couldn't 'go' with them even if they called him

>> No.11738766

>>11738762
merri kurisumasu azunya~

>> No.11738769

>>11738754
l-l-l-lewd!! not on Christmas please!

>> No.11738773
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11738773

>hint mom about marisa fumo
>set her laptop wallpaper to a picture of a marisa fumo
>peak under the tree today
>there's a marisa dakimakura
worst.christmas.ever

>> No.11738777

>>11738774
I'd "smell" your cock, dude

>> No.11738774

>>11738739
Not him but I'll let you smell my "cock".

>> No.11738782

>>11738698
Flandres tummy looks delicious in that picture

>> No.11738783

Christmas sucks and I wish it didn't exist.

>> No.11738791

>>11738783
how's the Jew gonna get his revenue tho

>> No.11738798
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>> No.11738801

>>11738783
Next year is gonna be the year I chanbge my life around and get a strong and caring man to sleep in the same bed with me.

>> No.11738807
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11738807

So, what's your plans for next year /jp/?

finish japanese? make a game? buy something expensive?

>> No.11738809

>>11738698

The suicide thread is still up, dweeb.

>> No.11738813

>>11738807
I will stop thinking negatively and start learning Japanese!

>> No.11738811

Posting on jp makes me sweaty

I guess i get too excited.

>> No.11738830

>>11738807
I wanna learn how do code, and take it easy.

>> No.11738838

>>11738807
I'm going to try taking it easy, learn how to program, and try living a simpler life.

>> No.11738834

>>11738830
Hey, me too!

>> No.11738842

>>11738838
Adding a career skill is living simpler?

>> No.11738853
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>>11738807
I want to get money fast and go to japan

>> No.11738861

>>11738807
I'm going to try to learn Old Norse, and maybe even start harp lessons. I hope I can keep it up!

>> No.11738858

Why do so many of you want to program?
It is most definitely not a skill that can be learned while taking it easy.

>> No.11738860

>>11738807
I want to save money
Be happy
Improve my flexibility
And improve my life!

>> No.11738864
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I hate holidays because they remind me how shitty my life is.

>> No.11738886

>>11738807
die

>> No.11738884

>>11738809
this attitude is why you're still a lonefag

>> No.11738902

>>11738807
Learn Japanese
Get accepted into grad school -or- Get a job
Move out of my parents' house
Write readable, entertaining fiction for /jp/
Stop procrastinating

>> No.11738910
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I love you /jp/-kun

I'm gonna upload the /jp/ christmas 2009 flash to /f/ in a second.

>> No.11738912

>>11738807
Learn japanese and lose weight.
Same as last year.

And the year before that...

>> No.11738916

>>11738807
The same as last year.

Time travel.

>> No.11738918

>>11738807
Go to Japan and work for a game company or anime studio, then literally become Japanese.

>> No.11738924

>>11738918
pffffff...... hahahahaha

That's not ever happening, dude.

Just give up already, seriously. I'm dieing of laughter here.

>> No.11738929

What's your number?
I'll call you!
(or at least text you)

>> No.11738932

>>11738801
Male or female?

>> No.11738933
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>>11738807
Taking it easy, becoming the Law and probably making the world a less shitty place!

Or something like that, anyway. Who knows.

>> No.11738936

>>11738807
learn, meditate, enjoy the company of others and drink Suika and Yuugi under the table

>> No.11738937

>>11738807

smoke more weed than i did last year

>> No.11738949

>>11738937
Good call.

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>>11738910
Merry christmas /jp/

http://i.4cdn.org/f/src/ronery.swf
Had to dig this up on my old laptop.

>> No.11738966

>>11738929
I'll txt you too OP

>> No.11738976
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>>11738807
start hormones
ask out someone who likes me
weeb up my room
try and get on disability
smoke weed everyday
take it easy

>> No.11738980

>>11738932
Man but still a boy

>> No.11738983

>>11738807
Create the 4th Reich.

>> No.11739028
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>>11738807
To enlist

>> No.11739031
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I got you a present, anon

>> No.11739037

>>11739028
In what!

>> No.11739041

>>11739028
For serious?

>> No.11739042
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>>11739037
Marine Corps!

>> No.11739046

>>11739041
yes

>> No.11739048

>>11739042
Don't tell them you like weeb things, otherwise you might get bullied!

>> No.11739054

>>11739042
Ganbare!

>> No.11739055
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>>11739048
ok!

>> No.11739059

>>11739046
Should we call the priest to give you last rites now, or....
IF you're gonna live by the sword, at least know why you're swinging it.

>> No.11739058

>>11738777
I'd love to smell your cock "dude"

>> No.11739065

>>11739059
Of course, I'ts not like I'm joining just for the heck of it.

>> No.11739075

>>11738807
Already this year I've gotten really good at piano (most of the pieces are touhou piano arranges to boot) so I'll continue that - and mark my words, I will get a video camera play for you someday /jp/

On top of that, I'm getting a laptop soon so I guess i'll work on backlogs and moon runes.

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>>11739075
I want to learn piano next year

I hear It's hard, any tips?

>> No.11739084

>>11738807
Learn Japanese
Learn to draw and do graphic design
Make a website for that domain I bought.
And finally the only thing I'll probably do, take it easy.

>> No.11739085

>>11739081
If you already know how to read music then it's really easy. If you don't then you'll have to spend time learning that.

>> No.11739092

>>11739084
What domain did you buy, anon?

>> No.11739095

>>11739059
IN that case, well, you're a fool but you've made a decision.

>> No.11739107

>>11739081
Don't give up and practice constantly.

Your fingers will hurt and you wont feel like you've accomplished anything, and you'll be jealous of other people who are good at it, and you'll just want to give up.

But you bloody well better not anon, because you only get good by putting in the hardwork; and when that hardwork finally starts to pay off (and I kid you not, your fingers will move on their own), you'll love yourself for doing it.

This is coming from someone who went from absolutely no talent, to playing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzTfvuZnT1k
In about two years of lazy practice and I didn't even learn it by sheet, but right now i'm learning a SoTC piece by sheet and it's great

Also, if you don't know sheet, learn by synthesia videos until you're confident enough - but make sure you eventually learn sheet

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>>11739095
Thanks anon, I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.11739109

>>11739095
Is he a fool because he is enlisting an an armed forces that is downsizing in preparation for transition into peace time?

>> No.11739117

>>11739109

>implying iran isn't next

2014 the year of the dead iranian

>> No.11739120

>>11739092
It's just my last name, I bought it because Godaddy had a deal and it was 2 bucks for a year. The site is really confusing and I have no idea where to upload a web folder so I just gave up.

>> No.11739129

>>11738807
Most popular /jp/ career choices:
1. Professional layabout
2. Japanese translator
3. Musician
4. Soldier/LEO
5. Writer/journalist

I'm sure we'll all wind up autists come 2014, though~

>> No.11739136

>>11739042
>Marines
at least you didn't go Army

>> No.11739137

>>11739109
Well, I don't believe that to be particularly true, but any man who fights for a government is a fool.

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>>11739117

>> No.11739144

>>11739129
where's ''exorcist youkais'' in there?

>> No.11739148

>>11738807
Learn more about computers, actually buy some of the Japanese media I've been leeching off for so long, and learn nihongo so I can play idolm@ster.

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>>11739137
Please try to not judge your fellow /jp/sie during this hallowed time of year.

>> No.11739177

>>11739150
There'd be more venom and less civility, to be sure.
But grown adults make their own decisions so it's not lie I could do anything anyway.

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>>11739107
thank you so much anon

I'll sure put some hard work on it

>> No.11739206

>>11738773
i hope youre not serious about any of that

>> No.11739219
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>>11739107
Not that anon but I'll take your words as inspiration to finally get good at the piano, thanks

Merry Christmas /jp/!

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>>11738807
I already know how to program and speak Japanese, so I'm gonna make a game!

>> No.11739245

>>11739107
I'm thinking about learning piano too. Should I go with a big real piano or one of those electric pianos?

>> No.11739249

>>11739129
>LEO
Low Earth Orbit?
I'd like to go into space. Sounds like fun.

>> No.11739250

Unnecessary past tense is cute

>> No.11739252
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>> No.11739253

>>11739237
This would just make somebody more sad.

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>>11739249
Oh, most definitely.

>> No.11739268

>>11739261
I wonder if any /jp/sies are astronauts.

>> No.11739288
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I got my password.

>> No.11739295

>>11739107
If I learn keyboard first will it get easy to learn piano after?

>> No.11739297

>>11739245
Depends on what you want and what you can afford really.

I started out with a second hand 61 key Yamaha keyboard - The best thing about keyboards is their small so they can fit into tiny rooms (like mine) and you can plug headphones into them so no one hears your mistakes - on top of that, even new ones are relatively cheap, so you wont be squeezing your parents too hard

Real pianos come in two variations, upright and grand - you don't buy grand pianos unless you're super rich and super good, so i'll just talk about uprights.

Uprights have all 88 keys, and generally better sound quality (I should mention that most keyboards aren't touch sensitive, so if you drop a brick or a feather on a keyboard's key, you'll get the same sound, whereas pianos and touch sensitive keyboards get louder and softer depending on how you play it - so if you've only ever played on non touch sensitive keyboards, playing a piano is quite a shock), however it's more taxing on your fingers, so until your muscles get strong enough, your fingers will hurt and every other note wont be hit hard enough to make a sound.

On top of that, pianos are really big, really expensive, and really loud - you're not playing one in an apartment that's for sure.

So keyboards are basically your swiss army knife of instruments, and pianos are your katanas (I don't know anything about swords, but that analogy sounds /jp/ related enough)

Also, pianos eventually need to be tuned, and keyboards can get annoying wear and tear.

>> No.11739305

>>11739288
Now give me your account.

>> No.11739310
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11739310

>>11739288
>I got my password.
What is it for!

>> No.11739312 [DELETED] 

Does anyone want to cuddle with me IRL
Please

>> No.11739315

>>11739310
Why was my ohaiyo turned into a fat balding man gif!

>> No.11739313

>>11739310
I thought 4chan didn't support animated pngs.

>> No.11739314

>>11739194
>>11739219
Just remember, I believe in you two, it sounds sappy but you really just need dedication and motivation
>>11739295
yes and no. You'll have the general ability and knowledge to play, but you wont have the finger strength to play as well - try playing a rachmaninoff piece on a keyboard, then on a piano, and you'll see (and feel what i mean)
----------------
And I almost forgot, I'm glad I get to spend Christmas with all you anons.

>> No.11739316

>>11739313
Same. When did that happen!

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>>11738807
I plan to bully the HELL out of janny and cute jaypees!

>> No.11739319

>>11739315
Why doesn't Chris learn to code properly!

>> No.11739323

I've become so bitter and cold I can't wish any of you a merry christmas
I'm so sorry

>> No.11739324

>>11739297
this is good advice but might be outdated

almost all keyboard midi controllers are pressure sensitive these days but fully weighted is still expensive

a keystation would be great to learn on and is inexpensive then pirate any daw and stick kontakt in there for a fully functioning grand piano with option of going all synth

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>>11739319
I don't know!!

>> No.11739326
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>>11739315
It's a Christmas miracle‽‽

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happy birthday /jp/ i hope you've a nice day and all that crap

>> No.11739329

I failed the same class in college three times in a row. Maybe this time I'll pass...

>> No.11739330

>>11739326
stop using those marks lord

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>>11739329
I hope you pass anon!

>> No.11739340

merry xmas favorite board

>> No.11739344

>>11739107
You're missing a few things. If you find that your hands feel clumsy or your hands hurt lots, it's because you need to start using your arms to push the keys a little, at times.
Also, this should be obvious, but memorize what you're supposed to play before you do it for real, you wouldn't want to stop in the middle to recollect what you were about to do, right?
Don't use the pedals unless you're told to.

>> No.11739346

>>11739329

I was in the same boat, but got kicked out.
If this other university won't accept me I'm pretty sure I'll kill myself.

>> No.11739347
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>>11739330
Why‽ don't you have any Christmas spirit‽

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11739349

if I had your number, I'd call you and say Merry Christmas

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>>11739305
Alright, I'm in your care.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/01101100

>> No.11739356

>>11739350
No I meant like give me your password and username please

>> No.11739358

>>11739356
Okay, my username is iamagod1994 and the password is wch2hufk.

>> No.11739360

>>11739339
Thank you!

>>11739346
I got kicked out of my first one. I'm on an academic warning for my second. I hope you get accepted.

>> No.11739362

>>11739358
doesn't work

>> No.11739365
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>>11739362
And that's not my account either, the person I'm waiting for said they would link me to theirs so it was pretty obvious you were just trying to be mean.

>> No.11739368

>>11739365
I was that person, I just wanted you to agree to it

>> No.11739369

>>11738807
でもね、お前は日本語を学べない

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>>11739368
It's not nice to try to trick people.

>> No.11739373

>>11739310
>>11739313
It's a Christmas miracle.

>> No.11739374

>>11739371
I'm not sorry at all
Haha.......

Haha

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>>11739365
ひどい...

>> No.11739383

>>11739344
I really wish someone would have told me all this several months back before my performance exams...

Such is life for self taught people.

>>11739324
Technology sure moves fast, I guess I should get a new keyboard next Christmas

>> No.11739380

>>11738807
I don't want to think about the future, or the past. It's better that way.

>> No.11739382

>>11739237

Shit, I almost cried at this one. No idea why. Maybe because I spend the dinner with my family not looking at anyone and pretending not to exist.
This was the first Christmas where I felt truly alone.
I wish I could live in Gensokyo with you, Cirno. I'm sorry.

>> No.11739384

>>11739378
Merry Christmas!

>> No.11739385

>>11738807
Get drunk like Suika.

>> No.11739387

>>11739360
What are you studying‽

>> No.11739390
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>>11739387
I forgot my ohaiyo!

>> No.11739392

nice blog guys very good read

>> No.11739394 [DELETED] 

Please pay attention to my post and reply to it: >>11739312

>> No.11739393

>>11739392

Thank you! I did my best!

>> No.11739395

>>11739392
Wait, was this the blog thread?

>> No.11739396

>>11739297
Okay thanks a lot. I'll probably end up getting a keyboard then.

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>>11739378
I'm not that upset about it, people like that are usually sadder than anyone they try to pick on. Are you saying that you still want to be my girlfriend?

>> No.11739399

>>11739312

I am paying attention to this post!
I am currently replying to it!

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>>11739390
Computer Science. Switched from Computer Engineering.

>> No.11739401

>>11739129
being a writer sucks

don't ever do it /jp/

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>>11739400
I was considering going into that, but I chose journalism instead!
I think I may have messed up big time!

Anyway, try your hardest! 2014 is /jp/'s year!

>> No.11739407

>>11739399
Can you give an answer too
Like Y/N and if Y then where you want to meet

>> No.11739410

>>11739398
I wanted to be your friend but if you're going to fight it then I'll drop it. I don't think I'd make a very good love interest if that's what you were after.

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>>11739401
Are you a writer‽

>> No.11739412

>>11739401
If I don't write from time to time I feel like I'll go crazy and get lost in my thoughts.

>> No.11739413

>>11739407
Fuck you

>> No.11739418

>>11739413

Ah, fuck you leather man.

>> No.11739419

>>11739312
>>11739407
Who are you

>> No.11739424

>>11739312
maybe

>> No.11739426

I wish I had a friend from /jp/ that I could talk to outside of /jp/.

>> No.11739426,1 [INTERNAL] 

Thanks for cockblocking me, janitor. Again.

>> No.11739426,2 [INTERNAL] 

jannnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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