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11732808 No.11732808[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do you guys worship Touhou so much? Superman Prime One Million could blink them all out of existence.

Also, defend your Touhou thread.

>> No.11732819

Superman's heat vision fucking obliterate every single Touhou characters bitches. They can't dodge no heat visions!

>> No.11732821
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>>11732819

>> No.11732824

>>11732808
superman isnt cute and neither are you.

>> No.11732826

They wouldn't need to fight. He could just make them dick slaves.

>> No.11732827

But Superman is a good guy, right? Why would he fight the Touhous?

>> No.11732828
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>>11732824
Superman - 1
Touhou - -0

>> No.11732829
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>>11732827
Because Supes fucking annoyed of this little overrated bitches.

>> No.11732831

I appreciate how much thought you poured into making this excellent thread.

>> No.11732834

Because superman is a boring old hero that isn't cute, people who like western heroes are boring fucks.

>> No.11732836

>>11732831
I appreciate how much time people waste on to worshiping(buying merchandise, pvc etc) something that doesn't exist and probably doesn't give a fuck about them

>> No.11732840

>>11732836
Are you saying that superman exists and cares about you? Do you have metal issues?

>> No.11732841

superman vs mokou. go go.

>> No.11732842

>>11732834
>boring old hero
Do you even read his recent comics? It's much more better and original than most stupid shit same plotline mangas being released right now.

Touhou is fucking shit, 90% of it's fans doesn't even play the games. It's the same shit with furry internet culture

>> No.11732849

>>11732840
No, unlike you stupid crazy fans who takes it to the next level. Ya know, those weird shit they do in Japan like marrying video games and ordering custom pillows with their waifu in it. No. I just read the comics and never thought of superman as real like you guys.

>> No.11732851
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>>11732842
lol who cares about your opninion?

>> No.11732852

>>11732840
His shitty thread has a noble cause and he's here to ``save" /jp/.

>> No.11732855

>>11732841
Superman uses heat vision on mokou. DEAD

>> No.11732856

>>11732851
You sound like a frustrated touhou pussy.

>> No.11732863

Isn't Superman weak to magic?

>> No.11732862
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>>11732851
I am.

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>>11732856
lol okay *tips witch fedora*

>> No.11732866

>>11732808
Yukari gaps in massive amounts of kryponite directly from planet Krypton. checkmate.

>> No.11732865

>>11732862
you're am?

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>>11732863
The normal Superman one, yes. But the other versions of Superman are immune to magic. Like Prime One Million. He literally can blink Touhou universe out of existence.

>> No.11732868

>>11732866
She was blasted with heat vision and died before she could do that

>> No.11732872

>>11732866
Prime one million is immune to everything even Kryptonites. >>>11732869

>> No.11732879

>>11732877
Died

Superman killed him

>> No.11732877

JANNY WHERE ARE YOU WOW YOU WORTHLESS FUCK

>> No.11732883
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You see this cute girl right here? She wields the sword that smites evil.

If Superman is evil then he will be defeated.

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>>11732868
They can dodge bullets but there's no escape with supes heat vision!

>> No.11732891

>>11732888
Youkai are immortal, and Okuu beats fagman's heat vision with her nuclear powers.

>> No.11732891,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11732877
Try using that "self moderation" crap.

oh wait

>> No.11732891,2 [INTERNAL] 

/jp/ getting owned into the stratmosphere

>> No.11732891,3 [INTERNAL] 

yukari manipulates the border between supes existing or not checkmate noobs

>> No.11732891,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11732891,3
He blasts her with heat vision and she dies

>> No.11732891,5 [INTERNAL] 

Superman had some seriously OP powers in the Good Old Days of the Golden Age. I remember one story where he was trapped on an alien planet full of aliens, and he vibrated and pulled his skin so fast he transformed himself into one of the aliens as a disguise.

So basically pre-Crisis DC Comics is the same kind of bullshit ZUN pulls now.

>> No.11732891,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11732891,4
he can't blast her with heat vision if he doesn't exist

>> No.11732891,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11732891,6
Right now literally in real life:
1. Superman has heat vision.
2. Superman does not exist.

Both these statements are true. Enjoy your youkai barbecue.

>> No.11732891,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11732891,6
Superman exists as a character.

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