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NEETs are girls!

>> No.11719853

But I have a penis, OP.

>> No.11719857

NEETs are literally niggers.

>> No.11719859

>>11719857
Hidoi ne.

>> No.11719860
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NEETs are failures. They even get stuck in jello.

>> No.11719861

>>11719860
I want to make love to a loli inside a gelatinous cube...

>> No.11719863
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>>11719861

>> No.11719868

>>11719861
fakeloli
fakeidol
fakeNEET

>> No.11719869

>>11719860
this image is actually quite deep

>> No.11719925

>>11719869
Why is it deep?

>> No.11719929

>>11719869
good point

>> No.11719934

>>11719869


deep like my cock in ur ass LMAO.

>> No.11719942

>>11719925
The slime is a metaphor for NEET lifestyle

>> No.11719972

>>11719942
I don't get it and I was NEET for like 2 years

>> No.11719976

>>11719972
You are no NEET

>> No.11719982

>>11719972
The slime makes it hard for her to do anything, and it also goes into all her holes. Just like the NEET life.

>> No.11719983

>>11719972
Life grinds to a halt and consists of nothing more than the same thick repetition of gelatinous nothingness.

>> No.11719987

>>11719983
Stop it you're making me hungry

>> No.11719988

>>11719976
Yeah not anymore. You have trouble? I war you

>>11719983
That sounds like everyday after studies for me. I don't want to go back

>> No.11720012

The name of that girl?

Futaba Anzu.

>> No.11720376
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11720376

Better work that fatneet gut or boys won't think you're sexy...!

>> No.11720385

>>11720376
Are fat NEETs some sort of myth, just like like perverted lolis? I don't know how a NEET can become fat.

>> No.11720389
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>>11720385
fatNEETs are a rarer subtype of NEET

>> No.11720393
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>>11720012
Futaba Anzu, Queen of /jp/

>> No.11720409 [DELETED] 
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Any single NEET guys looking for a /jp/ NEETgirlfriend?

>> No.11720414 [DELETED] 

>>11720409
You aren't a girl.

>> No.11720418 [DELETED] 

>>11720409
I'm only looking for a loli girlfriend.

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>>11720414

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>>11720414
>>11720418
Your loss, nerds...

>> No.11720423 [DELETED] 

>>11720418
i can fulfill your needs B^)

>> No.11720430 [DELETED] 

>>11720423
Are you a loli or a child prostitution ring owner?

>> No.11720440 [DELETED] 

>>11720430
both

>> No.11720441 [DELETED] 

>>11720440
Sugoi!

>> No.11720613
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>> No.11720663

>>11720385
Some NEETs live at their parents because they never mived out. Eating snacks all day and not leaving your room can make you fat.
It's no rocket science.

>> No.11720699
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>>11720376
how can I become a better fatNEET?

>> No.11720702

>>11720663
I do all of that and I'm not fat. I have to struggle to keep my weight up, actually.

>> No.11720942

>>11720699
Find a /jp/ boyfriend who will whip you into shape, fatty.

>> No.11720951
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>>11720699
eat everything that gets within sitting distance
let nothing escape your stomach

>> No.11720980
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>>11720012
>>11720393
fakeNEET
fakeloli

>> No.11721308

>>11720942
What is it like to have a /jp/ boyfriend?

>> No.11721335
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>>11721308
Are you talking to me? I don't have one because I don't need a shitty boyfriend.

>> No.11721343

>>11721335
What if he was a good boyfriend?

>> No.11721348
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11721348

i not fat, but i'm working in getting fatter with my hamburger & pizza diet

>> No.11721350
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>>11721343
>good boyfriend

"good" one m8.

>> No.11721444

>>11721343
What is it like to have a boyfriend at all?

>> No.11721541

>>11721444
Try asking a real girl.

>> No.11721560

>>11721444
What is it like to even have a friend?

>> No.11721567

>>11721560
Try asking an normie.

>> No.11721611

>>11719853
That makes you an even better girl!

>> No.11721622

Anzu

What a stupid name

>> No.11721628

>>11721622
Do not mock the Raven Lord!

>> No.11721629
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11721629

bully this smelly neet pussy

>> No.11721635

>>11721567
>implying /jp/ isn't filled with them
Don't know how many times I've seen some supposed /jp/spie posting on /r9k/ about gf problems.

>> No.11721650
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>>11721629
don't bully it

>> No.11721651 [DELETED] 
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11721651

Any smelly NEET girls in Sydney?

>> No.11721654

>>11721651
why do NEETs want to date NEETs? the relationship would only lead to disaster.

>> No.11721658

>>11721651
im a smelly neet guy in los angeles

im also a nigger

>> No.11721686

>>11721654
Why not? You can do noting together while cuddling.

Why would a non-NEET date a NEET?

>> No.11721703

>>11721654
See this >>11721686

A date between NEETs can only led to hapiness, UNLESS one of them is actually a fake NEET, which is always the problem.

So, are you a trueNEET ?

>>11721658
He wants a girl, not a guy. Stop being gay.

>> No.11721708
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>>11721658
>im also a nigger

>> No.11721716

>>11721708
There are more niggers here than you think.

>> No.11721722
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>>11721716
I'm cool with that.

>> No.11721728

>>11721722
Though I hope that most of them aren't as idiotic as the one in your pictures.

>> No.11721786

>>11721716
>>11721716
Yes. In fact most NEETs are black. Wonder why they have such a high level of enlightenment and appreciation for the highest forms of entertainment, otaku culture. I'd estimate that 30% of the Americans here are black.

>> No.11722411 [DELETED] 

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11722437

>>11721728
Or that one who got into jail.

>> No.11722452

>>11722411
hello

>> No.11727643

Anzu

What a stupid name.

>> No.11727651

>>11727643
Anonymous

What a supid name.

>> No.11727656

>>11727651
That's not my name.

>> No.11727659

>>11727656
Paul

What a stpid name

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>>11727656
John is a really generic name.

I've never seen anything great come out of someone named John despite that. Do you think your na-me wa had anything to do with your failure in life and ending up here?

>> No.11727673

Is this the thread where you post your name and some fag judges you?

>> No.11727678

>>11727673
This is the thread where me and my friend talk through twenty layers of irony and he lobs cryptic messages at me.

>> No.11727712

>>11727673

>> No.11729419
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When i grow up I want to become Anzu

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>>11721716
/jp/ hanging out on a cool summer afternoon.

(Me on the left)

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>>11727663
da fuck you sayin nigga

>> No.11729443

being a NEET is actually garbage

>> No.11729463 [DELETED] 

I want to rape a NEET

>> No.11729468 [DELETED] 

>>11729463
that is dangerous because you dont only get caught on rape charges but also breaking and entering

>> No.11729474 [DELETED] 

>>11729463
It might be easy because NEETs are likely to have muscle loss.

>> No.11729477 [DELETED] 

>>11729474
who /fit/neet here?

>> No.11729481 [DELETED] 
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NEETs are rude!

>> No.11729485 [DELETED] 

>>11729477
I literally cannot understand reasons why anyone would want to gain muscle. I even go out of my way to avoid lifting heavy things or doing repeated motions. I get worried if I lift a gallon too often.

>> No.11729488 [DELETED] 

>>11729485
to be healthy ? live longer ? open jars ?

>> No.11729491 [DELETED] 

>>11729485
girls like muscles, anon

>> No.11729495 [DELETED] 

>>11729481
Race the war, kas the gikes.

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>>11729468
I'll explain them the advantages of rape hoping they let me in!

>> No.11729500 [DELETED] 

>>11729491
Do little girls like muscles? Do you think I'd get a loli girlfriend if I had a six pack and big arms? I thought they liked other things.

>> No.11729501 [DELETED] 

>>11729488
Since when is being covered in thick muscles healthy?
Why would you live longer by speeding up your metabolism?
You don't have to be jacked to open a jar of pickles.

>>11729491
This guy knows the answer as to why people lift, anything else is an excuse
(well except for gays)

>> No.11729502 [DELETED] 

>>11729481
So many rejection emails in my inbox.

>> No.11729508 [DELETED] 

>>11729500
And girls are all dirty whores, fuck the police.

>> No.11729510 [DELETED] 

>>11729500
you shouldn't date little girls.

>> No.11729514 [DELETED] 

>>11729501
some people like being in peak physical condition and meeting and exceeding goals they set for themselves. the challenge of improving yourself physically is a rewarding hobby for a lot of people.

and you get girls, that's probably important too.

>> No.11729515 [DELETED] 

>>11729510
I want to date a little girl though. I'd still like to know whether or not they like muscles.

>> No.11729523 [DELETED] 

>>11729515
i can't imagine muscles are what little girls think about. they're probably more interested if you're fun and can make them laugh.

at most they might develop a crush but you couldn't actually have a romantic relationship with a little girl.

>> No.11729524 [DELETED] 

>>11729515
My 8 year old niece finds it funny when her dad flexes his biceps.

>> No.11729527 [DELETED] 

>>11729500
I remember one time when I was 17 and a bunch of lolis approached me and were make advances on me. Being the asparagus I am I didn't realize what they were actually trying to do just I didn't know how to respond. plus I had been bullied a lot for being ugly so I couldn't even begin to conceive the possibility of someone finding me cute. I wish I could go back in time and drop some awesome pick up lines and buy them ice cream

>> No.11729529 [DELETED] 

>>11729514
yeah we call those people normalfags

>> No.11729531 [DELETED] 

>>11729527
They probably found you funny, being ugly would be an advantage.

>> No.11729534 [DELETED] 

>>11729523
>they're probably more interested if you're fun and can make them laugh.

Thank God. Another reason to not become muscular.

>you couldn't actually have a romantic relationship with a little girl.

Actually, little girls are very capable of being involved in a romantic relationship. It's not as rare as you think.

>> No.11729538 [DELETED] 

>>11729527
>couldn't even begin to conceive the possibility of someone finding me cute

That's exactly how I feel. I have many doubts and problems with people finding me physically attractive or appealing.

>> No.11729543 [DELETED] 

How easily do little girls gain crushes? How can I increase my chances of a little girl getting a crush on me? Please help me /jp/ you're my only hope.

>> No.11729556

>>11729419
Cute post dude

>> No.11729557 [DELETED] 

>>11729543
Why would you bother, they will become sluts anyway. You'll invest time on little girls but they change hobbies and interests too fast and you stop being cool.

>> No.11729563

>>11729443
true say

>> No.11729563,1 [INTERNAL] 

i still want a loli girlfriend

>> No.11729563,2 [INTERNAL] 

Why did this thread suddenly become against the rules after 4 days?

>> No.11729563,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,2
Janny is bi-polar

>> No.11729563,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,2
he mad

>> No.11729563,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,2
The Janitor wanted a honeypot.

>> No.11729563,6 [INTERNAL] 

ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZjSMED0IE

>> No.11729563,7 [INTERNAL] 

janny got mad aftre the mods didnt ban his mute spam so he del OP

fuck fuck u captcha i have to enter u 34 5 times every poist what the FUCK

>> No.11729563,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,5
The janitor should ban everyone except the Idol and Kig fags, then he'd finally have the shit board hes trying to create.

>> No.11729563,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,8
But the tryhards will try to slap him in the balls, you know those "otaku" nerds are everywhere.

The only way to shit up the board correctly is trying to call the mods so they can ban the nerds in public, then everyone will go mad.

>> No.11729563,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,8
>Janitor
>ban

Looks like you've got a lot to learn about 4chan's administration!

https://www.4chan.org/faq#whojan

>> No.11729563,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,10
>as well as submit ban requests

>> No.11729563,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,10
The janitor is directly responsible for people that get banned, every single one of his ban requests is filled, fucking retard.

>> No.11729563,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,12
>every single one of his ban requests is filled, fucking retard.

I can confirm this is not true.

>> No.11729563,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,13
Fuck off pissant. I could easily kick your ass.

>> No.11729563,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,12
This is true, when a mod bans you is called a public ban.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.)


Only Tinyboard and other mediocre imageboard engines have the feature "quiet ban" and "ban without a reason".

>> No.11729563,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,12
>every single one of his ban requests is filled, fucking retard.

I can confirm this is true.

>> No.11729563,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,15
A mod or admin is the only one who can ban, and whether or not it's public depends on how they're feeling. Sometimes they'll ban to set an example, other times they'll do it just to stir up the board.

The only time you know a mod has directly banned you is if you immediately get banned without a mute/ban request from a janitor.

>> No.11729563,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,17
Can you fuck off already, turbonerd?

>> No.11729563,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,17
That could also be an autoban, especially if it's for CP.

>> No.11729563,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,17
I used to be part of 4chan dev team, I'm not going to give you all the details but... There's no such thing as a board moderator, Moot kicked all the mods because, well I can't give you all the details because I used to be part of the staff and shit, there are less than 20 mods for the entire site.

Anyways, we made the janitor request queue because Moot doesn't have to pay for janitors, they work for free and for hours, this is where Moot is trying to drive 4chan to.

Ask other members if you don't believe me.

>> No.11729563,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,20
holy FUCK that nerd faggot got owned

>> No.11729563,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,20
>I used to be part of 4chan dev team

Oh it's you. I knew you were still lurking here. Please kill yourself.

>> No.11729563,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,20
Whether one board has a single mod or not doesn't really make a difference, does it?

>> No.11729563,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,20
>>11729563,22
Please take your epic 4chan dev circlejerk elsewhere, scum.

>> No.11729563,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11729563,23
There's no difference at all, since 4chan grew a lot in 2011 Mods have become even more lazy, they are complete douchebags who want to be famous.

Janitors are usually tripfags, so the next time you don't see a tripfag you will know what happened to him/her.

>> No.11729563,26 [INTERNAL] 

Thanks for having fun in my thread guys.

I thought of it after seeing all the threads about touhous being girls, and all the threads about anzu, so I wanted to combine them.

But I had the secret motive of trying to have a NEET thread that janny would not delete. I'm a bit sad it was deleted in the end...

>> No.11729563,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11727663
John Moses Browning.

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