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>>1169496
autosage, etc.

>> No.1171912
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1171912

An oven mitt has nothing to do with this story

“Miss, please feed us easy!” begged the fat yukkureimu.

“Well, alright,” said Ciel, as she dropped her skirt and panties and squatted in the forest. A torrent of mushy shit erupted from her asshole, splashing against the trees behind her and blasting the yukkuris with its putrid force. Ciel groaned with effort as she pushed out entire liters of shit from her body. Once she was done, steaming feces covered the local flora and dripped from the leaves. The smell was bad enough to cause flowers to wilt. The yukkuris, however, were having a feeding frenzy, lapping up the shit from the ground and each other. It was a foul, chunky soup of digested food, but the yukkuris loved it, as it was a whole medley of flavors.

“This shit’s good!” one of them exclaimed. The yukkuri family’s diet consisted entirely of Ciel’s waste, delivered lovingly from her runny rump. They had even forgotten how to forage for food in the wild. They simply followed Ciel around and cleaned up after her chronically leaky asshole.

>> No.1171913

if swap the bean paste contents of two yukkuri and they survive it what will happen?

>> No.1171916
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1171916

This is another method of yukkuri reproduction.
Wriggle-types increase their numbers with this method

>> No.1171917
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“Reimu’s about to give birth!” yelled the fattest one, as a small hole opened up under its mouth.

“How lovely,” muttered Ciel.

The other yukkuri shouted congratulations at the new mother, as it slowly pushed its baby out.

Ciel, who turned away to clean her glasses, heard quite a commotion coming from behind her. The yukkuri were in an uproar.

“Dat’s not Reimu’s baby!” one of them shouted. Indeed, the new arrival looked nothing like a Reimu or Marisa. A tuft of blue hair adorned the top of the gelatinous mass. Blue eyes opened to look at the world.

“Suppress it eajy!” said the koyukkuriciel.

The yukkuris seemed divided about what to do with the abomination. Some wanted to kill it, others wanted to raise it. Ciel, however, was quite insulted that one of these disgusting creatures bore her likeness. She walked into the group of yukkuris and picked up the koyukkuriciel.

>> No.1171918
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1171918

Makako did something on the parts of a yukkuri, if anyone is interested.

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“Mwommy?” it asked, staring at her with glistening eyes.

Determined to get rid of it before it could reproduce, Ciel popped it in her mouth. “I can’t suppless it eajy like dis!” it complained, before Ciel bit down. The koyukkuriciel burst open, and something warm and spicy filled Ciel’s mouth. It was… curry! The most delicious curry she’d ever tasted! She fell to her knees in ecstasy as her tongue was bathed in the perfectly seasoned curry. The yukkireimu must’ve absorbed Ciel’s DNA somehow from eating her shit for so long.

“More! I must have more!” roared Ciel, curry dripping from her lips. She grabbed the nearest yukkuri, a yukkimarisa, and used her knife to cut a hole in the yukkuri’s head.

“Please stop! I can’t take it easy like this, miss!” it moaned.

>> No.1171925
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Holding the hole to her anus, Ciel began pumping the yukkuri full of hot, steamy shit. Its bean paste overflowed from its mouth and dripped down Ciel’s legs. Soon, the yukkuri was at full capacity and burst like a ripe tomato, showering the group with bean paste and excrement. From the tattered remains of the yukkuri, little koyukkuriciels emerged. They barely had time to shout their first words before Ciel scooped them up and popped them in her mouth. The taste, made even better by the mother’s anguish, was pure culinary bliss. The other yukkkuris, horrified by this spectacle, tried to run away, but Ciel pinned them to the ground with her knives. She cut open the top of each one, and uses them as one would use a toilet. A talking, complaining toilet. Once they are filled with enough shit, they give birth to another koyukkuriciel, and the cycle begins anew. Ciel’s yukkuri farm had just begun.

And that’s why yukkuris say “This shit’s good!” as they have instinctive memories of their luxurious time with Ciel, before she bred them purely for curry.

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>>1171912
>>1171917
D-Dear God...

>> No.1171938

>>1171925
y'know, someone was just asking if yukkuries were ever used as portable toilets in the last thread. And here we are...

>> No.1171939

>>1171918
Wait, so the hair and accessory aren't real, just dough?

>>1171925
HELL YES in the old topic I asked if yukkuris could be used as a toilet

>> No.1171942

>>1171925
>>1171920
>>1171917
>>1171912
OH GOD WHAT

>> No.1171944

>>1171913
Nothing, I think.

>>1171918
POST IT!

>> No.1171946
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1171946

The greatest game ever made.

>> No.1171947

>>1171939
The hair is dough/bean paste, but nobody's really too sure about the accessories.

>> No.1171948

>>1171912
>>1171917
>>1171920
>>1171925
Should I add it to the Yu.doc? I'm on the fence here; it's 10x worse than extreme yukkuri bullying.

>> No.1171959
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>>1171944
Uh, that was what Makako did for the parts of the Yukkuris.

Although, I heard Makako released something at C74. Is this true?

>> No.1171953

>>1171922
>Yukkuri are fictional and you should take it easy

Damn liberals. One of these days, the yukkuri will take over and it'll be all your fault. There is no time for diplomacy. The yukkuri are already invading in mass and we must stop them.

Take no prisoners; kill them all.

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1171961

Caught one.

>> No.1171962

>>1171913
Forced pregnancy? Remiryas injected with bean paste sprout koyukkuris.

>> No.1171969

>>1171947
The accessories are made of hardened bean paste too. They're tasty if you boil them.

>>1171959
He did release something, but I have no idea what it is.

>> No.1171977

>>1171948
i say no, this is more scat fetish than guro

>> No.1171984

>>1171948
No, don't

>>1171953
Fucking seconded. Better death than taking it easy!

>> No.1171992

>>1171948
do it, faggot

>> No.1171996
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1171996

Giant Dosu Yukkuri drop onto Earth. That would be frightening.

>> No.1171998

>>1171953

What, are people role-playing this crap now?

Actually, I think the stories that cause the yukkuri 'liberals' the most 'ourage' are the ones where they DO take prisoners. I can't remember the last story that actually involved merciless and efficient extermination rather than slow sadistic torture.

Needs more SPESS MAHREENS.

>> No.1172001

>>1171996

SIEG ZEON EASY!

>> No.1172014
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1172014

One of the anons idiotically arguing in the last thread here. I'm willing to continue in the previous one to not shit this one up if anyone is still interested.

>> No.1172015
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1172015

Posting to save a yukkuri.

>> No.1172020
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1172020

.

>> No.1172022
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1172022

>>1172014
>shit this one up

Too late.

>> No.1172035

>>1172020
...Baki?

>> No.1172040

>>1171996
It'd just burn up in the atmosphere.

>> No.1172042

>>1172020
Evolution two is terrifying. Imagine if one day, all yukkuri became like that.

>> No.1172057

>>1172022
oh wow.

>> No.1172060

>>1172042

Second from the left or second from the right? Both are creepy as hell, but still.

>> No.1172064

>>1172060
What do you mean? There's only one number two.

>> No.1172098

>>1172064
Actually, there's no number two. There is a 2nd from the left and a 2nd from the right.

>> No.1172109
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1

>> No.1172122
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1172122

3

>> No.1172141

>>1172098
But if you're on /jp/, shouldn't you read things from right to left?

>> No.1172173

shitsux

>> No.1172283
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1172283

Translation for this?

>> No.1172333

>>1172109
>>1172116
>>1172122

Oh, wow.
This was lovely.

>> No.1172419

>>1172109
>>1172116
>>1172122
cool story bro

>> No.1172669
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1172669

wat

>> No.1173229
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1173229

reposting this to show how fucked we are.

>> No.1173257

>>1173229
use a bigger gun.

>> No.1173365

Since when was anon Zelgius, or vice versa?

>> No.1173377

>>1173229
How could that be hard to kill, it has eyes the size of barn walls.

>> No.1173379

I wish Greil had turned out to be the Black Knight instead. Much better twist.

>> No.1173400

>>1171912
>>1171917
>>1171920
>>1171925

HA HA HA OH WOW

>> No.1173471

>>1173377
They're easier to hit, even from a safe distance.

>> No.1173474

>>1173229
We've been over this before.

1. Dosuyukkuri need a lot of food to become big in the first place, muchless that big.
2. A Dosuyukkuri that big is probably going to end up giving birth
3. A Bullying Anon was able to take out -that specific- Dosumarisa without weapons. all it took was some careful planning, simple traps, an access supply of helpless yukkuri (which the Dosumarisa could have provided for herself) and a spy

>> No.1173477

>>1173474
SAPPIN MAH SENTRY

>> No.1173481

>>1173477
Yes, Dosumarisa's Sentry was indeed sapped.

>> No.1173495

I dont come to /jp/ much, what the hell is the sauce for these...things. I know about touhou, but i didn't know about this stuff.

>> No.1173500

>>1173495
>I dont come to /jp/ much
Try not coming at all, it would really help us out.

>> No.1173535

>>1173495
Its just a japanese internet meme. It is pretty similar to the jissouseki meme from Rozen Maiden.

>> No.1173736

>>1171918

Yukkuri behavior isn't annoying, it's cute. ;_;

>> No.1173749
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>>1173736
I thought I was the only one who thought that. ;_;

>> No.1174031

>>1172109
>>1172116
>>1172122

This was so beautiful I nearly cried. Whoever is the author, my hat is off to him.

>> No.1174083
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1174083

1) -Yu? Why are you frozen like that and not giving us any money? Can't you understand Japanese? Are you an idiot?
-No, mommie! I'm shure he can't mwove because out byootee shocked him!

2) -Yu! Then it's okay! But stop being entranced by Reimu's beautiful chanting and give us some money!
-Ten thousand yen is enough!
-Chen shouzand yen's enyough!

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>>1174031
>Whoever is the author, my hat is off to him.
>my hat is off to him.
DROP DEAD EASYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

>> No.1174130

>>1174083
Out beauty or our beauty?

>> No.1174167
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1174167

I expanded the last bubble because nothing could fit in there. Thanks for the translation.

>> No.1174172
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>>1172283
Could someone translate this simple one?

>> No.1174175
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>>1173736
>>1173749

You are the only one.

>> No.1174179

>>1174130
>>1174167
Our, not out. Sorry for the confusion.

>> No.1174192

>>1172283
"Red the Nightless Castle".

>> No.1174194
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>>1174179

Fixed.

>> No.1174204

They demand our food, our houses, and now our money?
The more I hear about yukkuris, the more I think their extermination is justified.

>> No.1174205

>>1174194
>>1174196
You guy might want to turn off anti-aliasing for the text.

>> No.1174214
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1174214

Testing out a new font for this one. Maybe it'll look nice and not tiny. Thanks for the translation, I should've checked IAMP since I knew it looked like RtNC.

>> No.1174221

>>1174214
It's a bit hard to read, especially the "s"'s.

>> No.1174228

>>1174196
The original didn't use centering, so I wanted to keep it that way. And I'd rather not have readers strain their eyes just to read this already insanely small comic.
>>1174205
Probably should have done that. Damn.

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>>1174221
>>1174225
Thanks. The font I used was a lot like drawing with a brush, so I guess that's why the "s" things were retarded. Also, this new font is awesome, but it appears that if the first letter is capitilized, I have to space the next letter a bit more so it doesn't sit over the first letter.

Sometimes I'm confused when I'm editing. Isn't it better to be able to actually read what's being said, rather than focusing on making it look professional or whatever? I do try to make edits look as nice as possible, but I hate it when I have to do shit like shrink fonts until they're almost unreadable.

>> No.1174258

>>1174245
Readability is more important than anything else.

>> No.1174260

>>1173749

Plenty of people are in it for the d'awww rather than the drama, despair, and biology, but there's not a lot to discuss about d'awww.

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>>1174232
Depends.

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>>1174232
Probably has to do with this one, when someone started complaining that this was supposed to be not anti-aliased. If I can read what the text says, it's fine with me. Unless the text is meant to be really chopped up, it's probably best to just keep it anti-aliased.

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1174298

Kimeemarus are awesome. They don't take it easy and move as fast as Aya.

>> No.1174302
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1174302

Triple heads?

>> No.1174305
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I think I actually had this comic strip in a certain order at some point.

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>>1174305
Here we go.

I'm actually missing the one where it's a GIF, and the third panel has the Kimeemaru moving with a cockroach animated.

>> No.1174312
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>>1174307
I think the third panel might explain it.

>> No.1174314

>>1174289
that was me, and I didn't complain, it was just a suggestion. I didn't force you to do it. Actually I was prepared for a "doesn't matter" answer.
btw I'm not >>1174205

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1174323

That face...it creeps me out.

>> No.1174328
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1174328

Pixiv is down, damn.

Here's some Yukkurisa and Yukkureimu.

>> No.1174326

>>1174307
It's just how they naturally look.

Anyway, did anyone post the new yukkuri suggestions from thye old thread onto 2ch?

>> No.1174331

>>1174328
It's working now.

>> No.1174336
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Yuyuko Yukkuri.

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>>1174331
Thanks.

HELL YES, NEW YUKKURI ART

>> No.1174348
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Mastah spook

>> No.1174349

Kimeemaru is a friend to children.

>> No.1174354
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Surprised I missed this.

>> No.1174356
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Creepy

>> No.1174357
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Cocky.

>> No.1174358

HUMAN TERIS OR GTFO

>> No.1174361

Was that comic where Akyu had a yukkuri farm translated?

>> No.1174360
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1174360

Another comic strip.

>> No.1174366

sage

>> No.1174367
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>>1174361
Not yet.

>> No.1174373
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Giant.

>> No.1174374

>>1174366
Fuck off VZ, we like our yukkuri here.

>> No.1174379
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1174379

Driving without a license? THOSE MONSTERS

>> No.1174399
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Yu

>> No.1174407
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1174407

If yukkuris are delicious, how delicious is Mr. Delicious?

>> No.1174428

>>1174421
It's got air conditioning.

>> No.1174430

>>1174379

In before multi-easy drifting

>> No.1174447
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>>1174379
Living in the nineties...

>> No.1174478
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1174478

Can anyone translate the sign on the box with the price and the text bubble?

>> No.1174523

>>1174083

Different translatorfag here, I agree with your translation for the most part but how about:
(changes in CAPS)

1) -Yu? Why are you frozen like that and not DONATING any money? Can't you understand Japanese? Are you an idiot?
-NYO, mommie! I'm shure he can't mwove because out byootee shocked him!

2) -Yu! Then it CAN'T BE HELPED! But DON'T BE entranced by Reimu's beautiful chanting FOREVER and DONATE money!
-Ten thousand yen is FINE!
-Chen shouzand yen's FINE!

(Ten thousand yen ~= $100)

The part about donating is done in a more passive voice than "giving us money", I think it's sorta a parallel to the real Reimu and donations to the shrine's box.

Of course, yours still gets the important parts right.

>> No.1174589

>>1174478

I could've sworn there was already an edited version... but I can't find it on my comp.

Bubble: Buy us easy!!!
rustle rustle

Sign: Fixed price -1000- 800
Box: Cushons

>> No.1174593

>>1174589
>Cushions

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>>1174430

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>>1174523
I'll change the edit after having a quick lunch.

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>>1172122
So is the Anon regretting his actions, touched, or what?

>> No.1174675
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1174675

Done.

>> No.1174689
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1174689

More Yukkuri content, including one from the dude who drew what a Yukkuri VN would look like.

Man, I'd love to see a Yukkuri text adventure.

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1174692

...damn.

>> No.1174693
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HNRGGG

>> No.1174694
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1174694

NRGGGGGG

>> No.1174704
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NRR-OH MY GOD

>> No.1174708
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1174708

And one normal picture.

>> No.1174771
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1174771

How's the progress on the flash game that Anon said he was working on?

>> No.1174788

>>1174771
As every other project Anon tries to make: failed

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>>1174788

>> No.1174851
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1174851

Took forever to find an appropriate font for the box and it still looks funny.

>> No.1174865
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1174865

Might be old, but who cares

>> No.1174886

>>1171948
What is extreme yukkuri bullying :S

>> No.1174889
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1174889

If an Anon wanted to make an interactive text adventure that had a split screen with images at the top, what should be used to program it?

>> No.1174900

>>1174889
What, like a DS screen? Why not just make it like a typical VN and use Ren'py or ONScripter? (inb4flaming for mentioning either)

>> No.1174917
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>>1174900
More like this.

>> No.1174923

>>1174917
>take it easy
You have scored 0 out of a possible 0 points. You have earned the rank of: Yukkuri

>> No.1174936

>>1174917

You have been eaten by a grue. You can't take it easy like this.

>> No.1174946

>>1174917
oh, you meant like an old text game, not a VN.

Fuck if I know then. www.google.com might have something for you.

>> No.1175023
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>>1174946
No idea how I'll get a text adventure creator that allows you to have images at the top with google, since most are text only. Is it even called a text adventure if you have pictures? Oh well.

>> No.1175035

>>1175023
There was one that Infocom used that did. You are looking for Interactive Fiction engines, and there should be quite a few of them. I know there were a bunch done later that had support for better graphics, but they tended to have crappy parsers.

>> No.1175148
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General call for translators here.

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Bump.

>> No.1175720

A text adventure? How would that work?
Would you play as a yukkuri or a human living with yukkuris, or a human that works with yukkuris?
Personally, I'd love the idea of a human that works for the Factory and has to hunt/capture certain yukkuris to earn money. Kinda like Hitman, but with yukkuris

>> No.1175857

>>1172116
Why was file deleted? Somebody repost, plz?

>> No.1175859
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bumping with translations.

Cirno has captured one of the flying yukkuri
ZDOB IT! PWEASE DON'T OPEN ME

2nd
...
Cirno gave up after just one taste
Sfx: yuck...
Z..ZDOB IT! Reibu will behave from now on!

3rd
Cirno placed the yukkuri into a lab beaker
Hmph! Hmph!
Huwwy up and let me out!

4th
You can fly, can you?. Why don't you just try doing that?
Yuu! That's right!

5th
Fly away and escape, eas...yuuughh!!!
sfx: leap
sfx: splotch splotch

6th
Reibu's filling isssh.....
sfx: fuwaa~ (not sure what translate too) [Getting swept away by the wind]
Good bye!
The end

>> No.1175898

>>1175857
Another post experienced an image error with that particular picture because they were both posted at the same time. Maybe that might explain why it's gone.

>> No.1175903

>>1175857
Tried. Got a duplicate file entry error. Weird.

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Can't believe I missed this.

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>>1175857

>> No.1175975

So why would you torture a yukkuri if you don't plan on eating it anyway? I don't like beans :U

>> No.1176019

>>1175975
1_ It annoys you to no end
2_ It threw your food to the toilet
3_ It ate all your food
4_ It demands food from you. And not in a polite way ("give me food easy!")
5_ It tries to kick you out of your house
Pick one...?

>> No.1176045
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http://touch.moe.hm/up_ssize/

Apparently this site has yukkuri stuff, but I can't seem to download anything. Anyone know how to?

>> No.1176075

>>1176019
...Nope can't see myself reacting negatively to any of those.

That's just like my dog, except talking.

>> No.1176131

>>1175975
I honestly wouldn't torture a yukkuri if they were real. My plan would be to put a bunch in a pen outside my home and feed them, let them take it easy, and order them to tell all other yukkuri to stay out of my fucking house. If any get in, I kill it and that's all their food for a week. If they annoy me with their Yuing or demands, I kill one at random from the pen. I'd put those fuckers to work for me

>> No.1176170

>>1176075

The justification is kind of irrelevant. If people want the guy in the story to torture, rape or murder people/animals/magical constructs/internet memes, then they can make up whatever scenario they want and be 'right' in the world they (or 2ch or the international internet hivemind) create.

It really boils down to whether you want to read a story where there's torture and the torturer wins or not.

For some people, that's therapeutic and it helps them take it easy. For some people it's horrible and it makes it hard to take it easy.

If you want to take it easy, read the stories that help you take it easy. If you're like /v/ and you want to feel RAGE and OUTRAGE, then read the stories that make you RAGE.

>> No.1176198

>>1175953
Thx

>> No.1176212

>>1176170
>If you want to take it easy, read the stories that help you take it easy.
There are none, and if there were, they would be very boring: "Once upon a time, a yukkuri took it easy"
Torture and killing is where it's at

>> No.1176222
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1176222

Could someone translate this please? It's from an ASCII art thing that was pulled from 2ch. I'll post the text that comes with it.

どうしたの?ここはまりさたちがでばんまでゆっくりするゆっくりぷれいす
だよ!
SSがとうかされたらぎゃくたいされてあげるからあせらないでね!

>> No.1176252

>>1175654

>> No.1176266

>>1176212

I'm talking about the reader here, not the characters.

Torture and killing ARE what helps some people to take it easy. It's like a stress ball in fiction form.

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>>1176222
Shit, messed up the image.

>> No.1176327

>>1176212
104.
Anon is returning home from work, dressed in a factory worker's coat so that yukkuris stay away from him. One Yukkureimu, however, bumps into him and screams some unintelligible things about him taking it in exchange for its children. He takes it home, and it eventually explains that its children can't take it easy, so it was planning to give itself to a factory worker in exchange for help from them. Anon is not from the factory, but he's touched, so they go to their nest to see what's wrong. He finds that the koyukkuris are abnormally warm, and recalls that Eirin had said that yukkuri illnesses exist as well, and the yukkurienza is a particularily dangerous one. He takes them all home, and tells the mother to gather a lot of food for them. (Until now, they mostly threw it up.) Anon notes that the eldest sister isn't too badly affected, and it turns out that it had been through the disease when it was young. Anon tells the mother that inside the eldest, there's a medicine that can cure the others. The mother protests, but the eldest offers itself for its siblings. Anon scoops out some of its bean paste (it somehow tolerates the pain), and feeds it to the others. After a few days of repeating this, one of the koyukkuris is finally able to take it easy. The mother and the eldest are ecstatic. They keep up the treatment until all of them are okay. After this, however, the mother succumbs. The children are saddened, but afterwards, some decide to leave on their own, and some decide to stay with Anon, including the eldest, which says "If any other yukkuris get sick, use my bean paste to help them." Anon is now selling medicine for yukkurienza.

I'm sure there are more. Summary anon probably just translated the abuse ones. He mentioned ones about rape. I'm sure there are tons of happy endings in there, they just don't get translated (unless they do and I can't recall them)

>> No.1176400
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Mokou and Mokotan sketch.

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And something new from pixiv.

>> No.1176419

>>1176327
I wonder why would anyone want to help them, but that's the humane thing to do, so disregard my question

>> No.1176436

>>1171912
Did you write these?

>>1171905
Fapping now.

>> No.1176490

>>1176327
Stop it, being nice to them might become an habit.

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>>1176436
lol wut with the second quote.

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Reposting more translations.

Uha!
That doesn't count!

>> No.1176569
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ONE! ZWO! SHREE! FOUBLARG! FIVBWARGH!
Oh, that one doesn't count!
JUSD COUND!!!

>> No.1176599

Mister Nice and his new yukkuri have gotten along well enough, but he doesn't know what to call it. It was amusing itself with a green tennis ball it found under the couch, seeming to worship it's green fuzzy properties.

He had called the R&D department and asked where they found this strange red-haired purple-hatted Marisa. Encased in ice near the top of Youkai Mountain, they said, presumably an ancient yukkuri from long ago.

>> No.1176613

>>1176404
Now that's someone I'd take it easy with...

>> No.1176695
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>>1176599
Continuing the Marisa story? Go on...

>> No.1176744
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.

>> No.1176746

Where's the story with the DosuMarisa or whatever the gigantic Yukkurisa is called?

>> No.1176756
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Should be an easy translation.

>> No.1176790

>>1176756
Don't China Yukkuris say Jao or Jao~~~n in this case? I dunno, I'm just guessing.

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.

>> No.1176821

>>1176756
Bubble: Yu-!!
Overhead: Jaoooo~n!

>>1176282
What's wrong? This is the place where Marisa and the others take it easy until the scene where they show up! We'll get bullied if the fanfics are like that, so don't rush things, okay?

(As in, they're waiting for their turn to get bullied, it's natural to them.)

>> No.1176814

>>1176790
Jaoon. Jaooooon. Something like that.

>>1176746
There are several with Dosus. One where it has a master spark and a ton of followers; anon hunts it by laying a ton of traps and using a spy. Another where the factory trains a remirya and flandre to kill a pair of dosu alices, and at least two where they lead a herd of yukkuri and try to negotiate with humans in some way

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We're still waiting on that story with the tentacles.

>> No.1176835

>One where it has a master spark and a ton of followers; anon hunts it by laying a ton of traps and using a spy.
>and at least two where they lead a herd of yukkuri and try to negotiate with humans in some way

Have those? I'm interested

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2

>> No.1176843

>>1176678
>>1176698
>>1176823
You guys don't use fapping blankets? It's for in case you get walked in on and have enough time to close whatever you're fapping to but can't get your pants up before someone comes in. It might look a bit suspicious but it leaves some doubt, as opposed to being caught with your pants around your ankles. Long blankets cover it all up.

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3

>> No.1176846

>>1176814
>One where it has a master spark and a ton of followers; anon hunts it by laying a ton of traps and using a spy.
SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!

>> No.1176854

>>1176835
I'm not posting them all, but I will post the numbers. /rs/ yu.doc if you don't already have it; my numbers are from 109

89 is the training one; 88 is related to it but doesn't feature the Dosu
92 is a failed negotiation
121 is the Master Spark

87. Dosumarisa (dosu- is a term for huge yukkuris) is the wise and strong leader of its herd. With its childhod friends Mukyu and Alice, it teaches other yukkuris how to gather food, and to not invade humans' homes. Today, it's begging a human not to kill the family that ate food from his stock, and offers some of the herd's food as compensation. Apparently, it's the fifth time this year; yukkuris don't learn. If it happens again, they won't have enough for the winter. The next day, it hears that it's happened again. Grumbling, it heads towards the village, but gets caught in a trap set by the other yukkuris. They accuse it of taking away theyr food. "If you hadn't done that, we'd be able to take it easy!!!" (This shows exactly how smart yukkuris are.) They then bring its childhood friends in front of it, and get an Alice rapesquad to brutally rape and eat them. Dosumarisa can't believe or understand what's happening, but it's furious like never before. It breaks the trap, and crushes/eats/rips apart the whole herd. It then decides to lead a solitary life, free from stupid yukkuris.

>> No.1176863

>>1176843
I don't wear pants at home and I don't pull my unwerwear down when I fap, you lost me.

>> No.1176856

>>1176843
You don't have to pull your pants down to fap.

>> No.1176857

>>1176835
Download the Yu11.doc on /rs/ Just type in Yu1, you'll find it.

>> No.1176867

>>1176847
4, 4 , 4!!!!

>> No.1176870
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TEXT

>> No.1177026

Is the ciel story in yu.doc?

>> No.1177031

>>1174675

*facepalm*

Translatorfag here, I forgot to include the "Are you an idiot?" Part at the end of panel 1. My fault, sorry.

>> No.1177214
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Bump.

>> No.1177356

>>1176821

I just had the strangest mental image. Remember the old Looney Tunes bit with with the Wolf and the Sheepdog . . .

"Mornin' anon."
"Morin' Reimu."

*punch-ding*
*punch-ding*

"NoooOOOoo! Reimu's babieeees! I can't take it easy like thi-"
*whistle*


*punch-ding*

>> No.1177462

>>1177356

You know, that made me wonder if there are looney tunes guro images... but I know there must be, and I don't want to see it.

>> No.1177481

>>1177462
Seconded

>>1177356
FUND IT!

>> No.1177484

>>1177462

Maybe as long as we don't give guro a numbered rule, we'll be safe.

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>>1176436
Why yes, I did.

>> No.1178999

>>1177031
It's actually my fault. I just got back from work so I'll re-edit it in the morning. Don't worry, I saved your translation.

>> No.1179035
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Once upon a time a cute little Koyukkuri was being cute and adorable, than anon ate it.

The End.

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Once upon a time a cute little Koyukkuri was being cute and adorable.

Then anon ate it.

The End.

>> No.1179050

>>1176599
So is that part after he finds the PC-98 Marisa annoying or what?

>> No.1180188

yu

>> No.1181172

Bumping the active Yukkuri thread.

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Is this thread autosaging yet? If so, I'll make a new one. Here's a picture of...I don't know. It's almost as weird as that 3-D picture of Yukkureimu feeding her children in a strange way.

By the way, has any new content from Summary Anon showed up yet?

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What the hell? Am I posting on 4chan in my sleep now?
Because I can't remember posting in this thread.

>> No.1181207

>>1179050
No, I was thinking about writing it, but I got bored. The plan was to have 98 Marisa test Mister Nice's ability to be nice, but in the end they are inseparable pals.

>> No.1181210

>>1181205

Do you mean to say...it was an IMPOSTOR?

>> No.1181216

>>1181205
Well you just did!

>> No.1181215

>>1181210
I'm not sure. I mean,why would anyone impersonate me?

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Autosage starts at 201, right? Guess I'll make a new thread.

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