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What are you getting for Christmas, /jp/?

>> No.11714099

How should I know, it's not christmas yet.

>> No.11714107

Nothing.
I'm not even kidding.
Perhaps I should buy something.

>> No.11714104
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whee
>>11714090
derp

>> No.11714111
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brr, fucking cold up here dammit

I expect there's a reason xmas comes in december, and that it has nothing to do with anybody's birthday either.

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>>11714099
Well did you get your wife anything?

>> No.11714121

>>11714112
I barely have money for food, even less presents.
I always have to sit there with my family and feel bad that I can't give any presents back when they hand me theirs.

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Hopefully something good, it's always good though, I promise I will try to think about you NEETs that eat ramen and are all alone in that day.

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>> No.11714135

>>11714090
>>11714112
>>11714121
>>11714122
gee, you sure are one mean little twit, aren't you? whatever gay little junk chatroom you hail from must be SO proud.

>> No.11714137

>>11714135
?

>> No.11714143

>>11714135
Careful there, edgemaster. You might hurt yourself.

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>What are you getting for Christmas, /jp/?
>Well did you get your wife anything?
>Hopefully something good, it's always good though, I promise I will try to think about you NEETs that eat ramen and are all alone in that day.

Is this a disguised bully thread...

>> No.11714148

>>11714145
Don't worry, bullying isn't allowed, don't take it personally.

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>>11714145
I am trying to encourage poor NEETs to make something special for that day.

>> No.11714159

I'm trying to find a present for my sister. She's a year older than me, if that helps. Thanks in advance, friends.

>> No.11714172

>>11714159
Well how old are you?
What kind of person is she?

>> No.11714174

>>11714159
flowers or if you have money one of those packages that make you travel for like 2 days to a random nice location

>> No.11714179

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

i'm really close to my family, they always give very personal gifts

>> No.11714180

>>11714159
Perfume or candles or soap or something.

>> No.11714190

Something I dislike or have no interest in.

I don't think I have ever gotten a gift I ever liked.

>> No.11714198

>>11714190
My family gifted me a few private piano lessons once, but I was too pussy to ever contact the teacher...

>> No.11714200

I used all my savings to build myself a computer on black friday.

That was my gift to myself.

>> No.11714210

>>11714090
money, thats what i tolled everyone. want to get a ps4 maybe.

>> No.11714215

I hate Christmas.

>> No.11714220

>>11714215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jzsKJvWiEI

>> No.11714222

>>11714220
We are the "surplus population"

>> No.11714226

>>11714222
Is that newspeak?

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Nothing.
/thread

>> No.11714237

>>11714226
From A Christmas Carol:
>If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

>> No.11714245

I think my mom is going to try to get me Skyrim. I should hurry and tell her I already have it so she doesn't waste her money.

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>>11714237
Well, I can't argue with that.

>> No.11714263

I am chinese so fuck christmas

>> No.11714268

>>11714104
Rumia a cute.

>> No.11714267

On-topic threads.

>> No.11714271

>>11714174
Please do not misuse the spoiler function.

>> No.11714269

To quote a wise man:

FUCK YOU, FUCK CHRISTMAS, FUCK JESUS, FUCK THE VIRGIN MARY, AND FUCK THE GODDAMN GOATS IN THE GODDAMN MANGER. AND WHEN YOU FUCK THE VIRGIN MARY, BE SURE TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS (TO PROTECT HER VIRGINITY OUT OF RESPECT).

>> No.11714274

>>11714269
Please do not post such things on a Christian imageboard such as 4chan. I feel gravely offended by your lack of manners and respect.

>> No.11714278

>>11714274
It has respect right there. In capital letters, even.

>> No.11714290

Sweet and merciful release of death.

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Probably some money and maybe some clothes.

>> No.11714314

Hopefully nothing. i'm already feeling pretty bad for leeching off my parents when they don't have much money to begin with.

>> No.11714322

>>11714314
This. I'm sure they will get me something though.

I'll try real hard and pretend that I'm happy about it,

>> No.11714328

I would like to ask for an expensive bottle of whiskey and a bathrobe but I already owe my parents a hefty sum of money so I don't think that would be appropriate.

It's not like they expect me to pay them back but I still can't shake off this feeling.

>> No.11714329

>>11714159
Lewd underwear

>> No.11714344

>>11714329
I already bought that for myself. In fact, I already broke it in.

>> No.11714375

>>11714314
>>11714322
My parents even got mad at me for being an ungrateful dude after replying "I don't wan anything for Christmas"

>> No.11714383

an iPad mini

>> No.11714386

>>11714329
I was buying some clothes recently and a girl came up to the cashier next to me with a bunch of cute, frilly panties.
So jealous.

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a second-hand Kurzweil PC88

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>> No.11714407

normalfag queerboy clothes...again.

>> No.11714411

Nothing. I'm okay with this though since I don't really want anything. Every time I think I want something I end up asking myself "What the hell are you even going to do with that?" then suddenly I don't want it anymore.

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>>11714401
I already own that game though.

>> No.11714415

>>11714401
ur a tricky troller m8

>> No.11714418

iPad Mini

>> No.11714421

>>11714230
She looks like Päivi Räsänen

>> No.11714438

>>11714383
>>11714418
Fuck off, Apple shills.

>> No.11714448

I normally ask for some figures but I neglected to this year
Maybe I'll ask for them as a late present

>> No.11714447

>>11714245
I'm getting mine the new Broken Sword. I hope it's not shit.

>> No.11714449

Anybody who is actually getting a present should ask their parents for some independence this Christmas instead.

>> No.11714454

>>11714449
Please leave, normalfag.

>> No.11714456

>>11714454
I'm not a normalfag, you're just underaged / a manchild. Being a NEET is no excuse for eternally depending on your parents like you never got out of your teens.. Unless you actually are a teen (lol)

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>>11714456

>> No.11714463

>>11714456
>Neither a normalfag nor a manchild

I don't think there's a third option

>> No.11714466

>>11714463
He could be a ghost.

>> No.11714470

>>11714466
Or a 2hu!?

>> No.11714471

>>11714470

I'm not a 2hu.

>> No.11714476

a small back-up power supply so I have enough time to properly shutdown my computer if there's a power outage.

>> No.11714478

>>11714471
are you a normalfag?

>> No.11714481

>>11714478
We've already established that fact. Let's move on.

>> No.11714482

>>11714476

The only thing good about a laptop.

>> No.11714486

>>11714478

I'm a NEET. I just don't expect my parents to treat me like I'm still a child as I haven't been a teenager for a very long time.

>> No.11714491

>>11714456
>Unless you actually are a teen
I am. I'm 19.

>> No.11714493

>>11714486
How do you buy food?

please this is important

>> No.11714488

>>11714486
Then I'll dub you closet normalfag. Happy now?

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>>11714488
>88

Heil hitler d00d

>> No.11714497

>>11714486
>financially a child
>mentally a child
>expecting to be treated as an adult

>> No.11714502

>>11714497
>>financially a child

Please don't jump to conclusions. Just because you're dirt poor doesn't mean everyone else is!

>> No.11714505

>>11714502

I was talking about you but go on.

>> No.11714507

>>11714449
Why do people on the internet say this? Your family doesn't buy each other gifts? My grandparents still buy my parents gifts.

>> No.11714509

>>11714135
Grinch pls go

>> No.11714510

>>11714502
I'm a rich kid and technically neet, like half of my family, but I would feel like an idiot labeling myself as such.

But maybe you're on autismbucks and feel like it's a lot?

>> No.11714511

PARSEE HAS... PARKINSONS?!?!!

>> No.11714512

>>11714510

How can you be "technically" NEET? You either are or you aren't

>> No.11714515

>>11714512
He means NEET carries connotations of being on welfare.

>> No.11714519

>>11714515
Only on /jp/.

>> No.11714529

>>11714512
I thought the term was mainly used by people in charge of unemployment. Surely they wouldn't include some faggot who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth as NEET?

>> No.11714528

>>11714515

Why do people try to make up their own definition of what a NEET is?

>> No.11714531

>>11714529

not in education or employment? you're a neet. the end.

>> No.11714534

>>11714528

Because it's an important aspect of /jp/ identity. Either you're a NEET or a streetwalking normalfag.

>> No.11714536

>>11714529

btw man can you lend me some money, maybe buy me a christmas present or something? thanks in advance

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