/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who?

>>11709556
Literally who?

>>11709563
>>11709566

Don't you just love it when people start threads with memes?

>>11709611
Nothing memey about Aya being the sexiest thing ever.

>>11709646
But there is with "Who is the Xiest Y, and why is it Z".

>>11709650
Is there?

Aya is sick! You must nurse her back to health.

>>11709726
This will do.

>>11709726
Gladly. I'll have her back in the air post-haste.

>>11709780
Here lies Shameimaru Aya...

>>11709813

>>11709726

Oh I'll nurse her alright.

With my dick.

>>11709611

No, I fucking hate it.

>>11709823
Only a horrible person would take advantage of Aya in her weakened state. You're not a horrible person, right?

>>11709848

Where the hell do you think you are? Everyone here is a wretched subhuman

Let's get this shit started.

>>11709848

No, but my dick most certainly is.

Choo choo mutha fuckah, the d-train is headed for black-bird station with a full load.

Aya is only good for one thing.

>>11709859
You can be a wretched subhuman and still not be a bad person.

>>11709868
Look, don't touch.

>>11709882
Her behavior says differently.

>>11709882
Looking is iffy too.

What the hell is this crowslut doing?

>>11709888
Oh, please. At most she's a tease, not a whore.

>>11709888
>>11709896
I want to put it in

>>11709910
Put what in where?

>>11709860
How would you rape a tengu?

I think Aya is more cute than lewd-looking.

>>11709931
She's good at both.

>>11709930
Use drugs to make her sleep.

>>11709953
She's already sleeping. Then what?

>>11709958
Begin raping her.

>>11709961
...that's it? How boring.

>>11709965
I mean what else would you do?

You could slowly remove her clothes and stare at her unconscious body. You could also touch and lick every inch of her body. I don't know I suppose you could even tie her up and leave her in some sort of saw-esq deathtrap after you rape her. The possibilities are endless here.

>>11709984
Yeah. Lot more you could do than just rape and be done with it. I don't think a lot of people carry around deathtraps, though.

>>11709992
I struggle to think of any reason you would go to the trouble of drugging her that doesn't involve her naughty bits.

>>11709999
Of course, but it's so dull to just rape her and be done with it. Be more creative.

>>11710002
Perhaps cuddling afterwards? I suppose I am a dull person then.

>>11710008
Seems that way.
Cuddle the person you just raped?

>>11710011
Well she would still be asleep so why not.

>>11710020
Because it's all tender and stuff, and you just raped her.

Are you done yet? You could at least try to prove me right, /jp/.

>>11710025
It doesn't matter, she would be warm and soft.

How hard would it be to lure Aya into consensual sex?

>>11709984
If it were me, I would make sure she's properly restrained and gagged. I'd have her sitting up in a position where she could see everything I'm doing. I'd imagine she'd be proud and defiant so I'd want to slowly break her and enjoy her facial expressions while doing so. I'd touch, kiss, and lick her everywhere but her breasts or between the legs for the first few minutes until she grows quiet, then cut off her shirt and play with her breasts. After I get my fill of the softness I'd touch her crow pussy through her panties. By this point I'd be insulting her and calling her a whore, especially if she's wet. I'd pretend to be angry and rip off her panties with my hands and force my fingers inside. I'd continue to do it until it seems like she's going to climax and stop, then continue to edge her until she looks like she's in pain. I'd take out my dick and bring it close to her to make sure she gets a good eye and nose-full of it, occasionally slapping it against her face.

>>11710034
You're a strange rapist.

>>11710039
It's not that I want to rape her, merely that I wouldn't get to have sex with her any other way.

>>11710038

>>11710038
This is more like it.

>>11710046
I won't go any further because it's embarrassing even if I'm anonymous and I'm not a very good writer but have another image.

>>11709984
I would speak softly to Aya and try to soothe her. Kindly give her a choice to submit or die. She would obviously choose submit and I would make love to her sure she has at least a few orgasms.

Then I would turn her over and have her spread her legs so I can examine her asshole. I would gently play for it a bit until she relaxed. Then I would surprise her by introducing a very sharp and long knife into her anus that I had hidden under the mattress. Holding her tight around the waist, I would then cut up through her pussy. Then through her guts and up to her ribcage. It would be exactly like slicing through so much raw meat.

I would stop then to spare her heart. She would be in shock but still alive as she is so young and healthy. Quickly I would pull her head back and force her to look at me. Then I would savour that look of betrayal she would undoubtedly have. Using the knife I would gouge out both of those pretty weeping eyes.

Then finally I would use the knife to give her a very slow and long drawn out beheading. Wrenching her head back by her pretty black hair to give space for my knife from the front of her throat. Enjoying the sounds of her choking to death on her own blood as her guts spread out over the bedspread. After the head is removed I would fuck the eye sockets, the mouth and the neck stump.

Then finished with her I would gather all mess up in a black garbage bag. Then toss it all into the nearest dumpster. For all she is to me is just pure trash. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>11710037
Hard. Crows mate for life and all that, and Aya's not the type to lie down with any random guy. To busy, to proud, you know?

>>11710038
>If it were me, I would make sure she's properly restrained and gagged.
And this is where it falls apart. Tengu fast, tengu strong.

>>11710050
Don't be like that. You can do it.

>>11710054
Oh look it's the guy who thinks Aya is immune to the human penis.
Aya WANTS to fuck as many guys as she can.

>>11710054
So if I rape her, she'll be my wife? I like this idea.

>>11710060
Leave the slander to the professionals.
She's immune to human ropes and human capturing. Can't give her the dick if you can't catch her.

>>11710061
I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that.

>>11710066
Then how do I make her my wife? Promise not to rape her if she marries me?

This is all assuming I'm in a position where I could somehow rape her, of course.

>>11710071
Aya's not likely to honor a marriage under threat of rape, tradition be damned. I don't think any Touhou would.

I guess the best way would be to romance her and do it the old fashioned way. No idea how you would do that, though.

>>11710095
How would you romance a tengu?

>>11710102
That's the question, isn't it? I've given it much thought and yet never come up with a good answer.

>>11710102
Have a very large wart on your nose, this is apparently considered extremely attractive in tengu society. So attractive, in fact, that other tengu may try to use their magic to steal your wart.

>>11710156

>>11710102
You gotta go fast man.

what does crow tengu smell like

>>11710246
Shit

Though I may turn old and grey
of her I'll never tire
The thought of being in her arms
has set my heart afire

Literally the worst fucking 2hu.

>>11709945
Lewdly cute, or cutely lewd?

>>11711220
My god.

Everyone is annoyed by Aya because they're jealous of her beauty.

>>11718246
Isn't she a little plain compared to the other girls?

>>11718264
Perhaps. But that's part of her appeal! She doesn't need a ton of bells and whistles to look good.

>>11718271
A little bit of "bells and whistles" is nice though. Like wings. I really like wings. I wish ZUN would draw her with wings himself.

>>11718299
Like... pointy ears?

>>11718359
And her thighs.

>>11718359
Jury's still out on those.

>>11709875
I dont believe you.

maybe when i go to gensokyo i will become a better person.

>>11718549
Nope, you'll still be a bad person, Prayers.

>>11718400
Hatate is so cute!

>>11710066
Would Aya like a footrub?

>>11719585
She flies around a lot, I don't think she really needs one. Though if she flies around a lot, her feet are probably really soft...

>>11719844
So...are they ticklish?

>>11719855
I can't imagine them not being ticklish.

>>11719898
How wonderful...

>>11719921
How would you go about initiating the tickling of Aya's feet?

>>11720040
Well...to tickle them as much as I'd like too, she'd need to be restrained first. For reasons already stated, this is a difficult thing to do.

nuclear fusion no contest

7th best Touhou.

>>11720327
I want to drink from that water.

>>11720040

Well first I'd tie her down and blindfold her!

>>11720381
7th?

>>11720040
How would you go about licking them?

>>11720541
Um, I wouldn't??

>>11720557
Why not?

Aya strikes me as someone who would be much more distressed by restraint than other people. She's gotta be able to move around, you know?

>>11720565
Feet are gross, dude. I'm not some weirdo.

>>11720572
But they're perfect.

>>11720569
That picture.

>>11719953
Why exactly is this a thing?

>>11720591
Who cares? It's cute.

>>11720589
Seriously?

>>11720595
I care, duh. That's why I asked.
Agreed on the cuteness, though.

>>11720600
Blame stickisweetie or whatever her name is. Plus Aya in distress. Pretty hot.

>>11720604
I guess it would be interesting to know. I like these.

>>11720605
>Plus Aya in distress.
Oh, I can understand that. Less so the glue and goop fetish.

>>11720609
It's more being unable to move. It's more a foot fetish thing too. Gooey feet and stuff on them and the like rather than the goo itself.

>>11720612
Ah. All right, fair enough.

>>11720608
I like it because aya is a source of irritation and reimu is very pretty when she's annoyed.

>>11720623
She's pretty pretty often.

>>11720622
No bare feet. Awe.
>>11720623
She's mostly always pretty.

>>11720632
I'm not a foot person.

>>11720638
You should become one.

>>11720652
Eh, I don't think so. Besides, there's already plenty arousing about Aya.

>>11720662
Ayayayaya.

>Uaaah... What is this? I can't move...
>So... Somebody... Please, help... me...

>>11720708
tasukete ;-;

>>11720708
It makes me feel so warm inside.

>>11720708
I'd clumsily help and get stuck next on top of her, but that's nice too.

That's enough of that.

>>11720708
I want to get stuck with her and just feel her warm body forever until we both die a horrible, helpless death.

>>11720741
>I want to get stuck with her and just feel her warm body forever
Yeah!
>until we both die a horrible, helpless death.
No! What the hell, anon?

I always thought she looked kind of plain but I guess that's part of the appeal. Anyways, my favorite picture of her for this thread.

>>11720327
Hmm...

I'd restrain her like in this picture, and then some. Full tub, wrists at the head, ankles at the foot. Nothing too tight, and nothing pressing her to the bottom of the tub, plenty of room to squirm. For a girl like Aya, it'd be easy to flex and lift most of her body out of the water.
Then I'd reveal this big ol' jar of aphrodisiac; a strong type I'm sure she'd recognize. I'd pour the whole thing into the tub, which she'd freak out about, but don't worry. This stuff's special it'll settle atop the surface of the water. If touched it'll be absorbed faster than it washes off, but as long as she stays bellow the surface she'll be fine.
And then, of course, comes the tickling.

>>11720846
Only a true fan if you do all of the tickling with the tongue.

>>11720850
All? Pah. Variety is the spice of life.

>>11720851
True.

Tengu is sleeping, and so am I.

>>11720897
Should I cover her up..?

>>11720905
It would be a gentlemanly thing to do.

>>11720909
You wouldn't take a peek?

>>11720967
It's obviously a trap.

>>11721460
What's the worst that could happen?

>>11721480
Having to pay child support?

>>11721483
I'm not sure if a system like that exists in Gensokyo.

>>11721483
Can they prove fathership in Gensokyo?

>>11721483
Can't pay child support if I have no job.

>>11721492
IT EXISTS. Just think about it, just fucking think about it !

If Gensokyo was populated only by women then they wouldn't need genitals in the first place. Yet, they have the ability to feel, do lewd things, cum and even get pregnant.

Let me tell you the real truth behind this : Men exists in Gensokyo, but they have been enslaved by the girls. Think about it, with such tremendous power and magic, no man can possibly go against their will. They must obey, they must compel, they cannot escape from this reality.
It's the same as the amazon system. The men are imprisoned somewhere, and from time to time the girl just pick one, fulfill all their fantasies using them as sex toy and get pregnant to ensure that the race won't die.

They're all laughing at you, and I'm laughing at you too, wanting to go to Gensokyo. Enjoy being an imprisoned sex-slave for the rest of your life !

>>11721520
Or ZUN makes only girl characters so people would buy his game.

What if you go to Gensokyo and your favorite Touhou was a male?

>>11721526
>Or ZUN makes only girl characters so people would buy his game.
You're naive anon. You're sooo naive anon. It sort of makes you cute.

>>11721540
Th-thanks.

>>11720591
cause subterranean animism.

G'morning, /jp/.

>>11721480
>>11721492
>>11721526
Love this sequence.

>>11722205
What did he pull them off of her?

It's obviously Yukari dwerps

Aya is love.

>>11726967
Please provide a more useful post.

>>11726981
Loving Aya is pretty useful.

>>11721520
>Enjoy being an imprisoned sex-slave for the rest of your life !

I most certainly will.