/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11702992
I was playing Wasteland 2, but I can-'t reload my game. So I can't take it easy.

I need vodka to take it easy.

>>11702992
Takin it easy right now

>>11702992
My internet has been pretty fucking shitty for a few days and browsing /jp/ and other things has been a fucking horrible experience.

So not currently.

>>11702992
All day everyday.

You fuckin' fuckercheeks!

No.

Puff at the uneasy

I cannot take it easy if there's a single yukkuri alive that isn't being tortured.

I'm taking it super easy! I don't have to do anything for almost 4 weeks, so now I can just lay around all day.

Need to make the effort to get some (okay, a lot of) snacks, and then I'm going to spend my days playing games, reading some of the books I've been meaning to get around to, and watching classic Disney movies because fuck the police.

I'll be taking it easy when janny dies from diarrhea.

>>11705196
>Same situation
>Snacks? Check.
>Vidya? Check.
>Easy taking it? Check.
>Maximum Easy? Check

I was with you until the classic Disney movies, though.

>>11705255
Dubs confirms it.

>>11702992
It's hard to take it easy in the middle of finals.

>>11705255
What if janny dies from something else?

>>11705272
Fuck finals
Take it easy!

im trying...

I don't really know, I don't really feel like I'm taking it easy right now.
But that's important in a way. One must know what it's like to not take it easy before one truly takes it easy.

>>11705423
You seem sad.

TIME TO TAKE IT EASY

>>11705478

EAS~Y

I always get little health problems like maybe it feels like I can't breathe or chest pains or important arteries hurt and I get scared that I'm about to die, but I'm even more scared of going to the doctor because they never find anything wrong. I definitely can't take it easy like this!

>>11705482

FEELING EASY YET?

>>11705485

HOPE YOU FEEL EASY!

>>11705487

:3 ???

>>11705487
>>11705485
>>11705482
>>11705478
bye easy thread...

>>11705483
don't blog; take it easy!

I went to 7-Eleven today. I bought a bottle of peach tea that cost $1.82. I paid with all change. Before I left the counter guy told me to wait a moment, and then went and picked another bottle for me. I thought he was giving me another for free, but he told me the bottle I had just bought was expired.

At least he was looking out for me. Thanks guy.

Do you think I'll die soon?

I hope so.

I can easily take it easy. The question is: How easy can you take it?

>>11705550
One time I bought a pack of cigarettes with pennies because it was the end of the month and my autismbux had run out.

>>11705800
I wish I could get autism money but I'm not autistic.

>>11705800
Sucks that I can't spend pennies here anymore.

>>11705899
Why don't you just pretend? I think most of the people here could easily be diagnosed with some horrible disorder or other.

I had to shovel snow for several hours today. I'm so tired I could sleep forever. I wish I could just take it easy.

>>11705899
Sounds like someone hasn't heard of uncle remus.

>>11706010
That's because that guide's been taken down, duh.

>>11706075
>I'm too incompetent to use the archive!

>>11705175
You're not the kind of mister reimu was talking about

Post yukkuri Kasen taking it very easy. I'll be able to take it easy after that.

>>11705483
Are you me?

I always have little random pains, or my chest hurts, or I have a pressure in my head, or I feel like something got pinched internally, or I feel numb somewhere.

Going to the doctors is useless. They won't and couldn't find anything, because they just don't know what it is. At worst they'll just tell you it's anxiety.

People over estimate doctors, they're not magicians, if you just say "I get some random weird pains in random parts of my body sometimes" they can't know what the hell that is. Personally in my case I think it's brain damage from past drug use.

having trouble taking it easy today, can't find flanfly

>>11706684
They know what it is. It's hypochondria. They are just too polite to tell you.

>>11706690
This

Pain is a symptom of life, don't worry about it

Because life is just an early warning sign of death

>>11706690
No, I'm pretty sure it's minor brain damage from past drug use. I'm almost positive of that.

I'm not a hypochondriac. Believe me, doctors aren't too polite to tell someone they're a hypochondriac, directly or using a euphemism, often just because they don't have the answer and don't want to say "I don't actually know".

Doctors have a very hard time admitting that, and most of the time will do whatever they possibly can to avoid that.

>>11702992
I can't anymore, would anyone in here teach me how?

>>11706733
You must rid yourself of desire

Desire is the root of all suffering

>>11706733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DhKvQ_hnag

>>11706740
Go away, Buddha

>>11706706
They just don't want to lose the patient's confidence.

>>11706766
Telling someone with an medical condition that it's a psychological condition is about the most you could ever do to ruin a patient's confidence, along with destroying their mental health in the case that they believe you ("You mean I'm just crazy?" is what they think.), and further worsening their physical condition if they take psychiatric drugs.

In my case it was drug abuse at a young age. I didn't want to tell doctors that, and I didn't. If you've ever seen someone withdrawing from benzos alcohol and amphetamines at the same time you'd think they were fucking crazy too.

I knew what was wrong with me the entire time, but the doctors didn't, and after they do their testing, they concluded that it must be psychological issues because they had no fucking clue and were fed up. Like I said, you'd think anyone in that same situation was crazy.

The point is that this is solely just one tiny example of a very common cycle: Doctors don't know what's wrong even though there's an actual medical condition happening --> they say it's a psychological condition instead of admitting they don't know --> in the case that the person believes them, both their mental health is now degraded from the new doctrine they believe, and their physical health from mind altering psychiatric drugs.

They never get better, and only get worse. Ever hear the term "First do no harm"? Guess where that is taught?

`Don't worry, it's just anxiety.'

>>11706733
Step 1: Take it easy.

Today I just thought "damn, I need to take it easy", crashed on the bed, and took it easy.

I cleaned all day and did laundry, which is what helps me take it easy. I get really restless and anxious if I don't clean something, or at least organize it.

>>11706811
In my case I'm just not bothering with medical attention anymore unless I'm clearly dying. Which will probably cost me when something does happen.

>>11706811

So you gave an incomplete history and now you're mad they can't help you.

>>11706832
How curious, cleaning and organizing makes me stressed

>>11706849

Why what's the worst that can happen?

>>11706849
Just doing something with myself to better my living conditions makes me happy. Knowing everything in my closet is clean is kind of a quiet satisfaction, even if no one looks in there.

I wiped down all my knives and tools with WD40 for about an hour while I watched Infinite Stratos last night. This is the ultimate in taking it easy.

>>11706766
>Go away, Buddha.

Don't be like that. I just want to teach qt jpsie how to end suffering.

>>11706851
The worst thing that could happen is what always happens

I'll do a bunch of work, won't feel any satisfaction, and I'll be back to where I was in a month

Oh and my feet will be cold because I won't have a carpet of clothing

>>11706877

Have you considered socks?

>>11706879
Of course, I use socks frequently in the composition of my floor carpet

>>11706887

Sometimes I can't stop taking it easy. I take it so easily that I end up with a big smile on my face and a severely giggly attitude.

I wish I could stop it because I'm probably scaring people.

>>11706928
That's cute.

>>11706928
They probably think you're high.

I started taking it easy about a week ago, it snow-balled into a week long binge of opiates, benz and alcohol consuming my stack of paid sick & holiday leave and a decent chunk of my savings. However, taking it easy has made me the most relaxed and mellow I have been in a long time. I didn't even feel any hangover from the substances I've been ingesting.

>>11707512
Your blog was certainly worth bumping this thread. Thank you for your valued and informative detail of your terrible lifestyle choices.

>>11707516
I made it all up just to bump the thread.

>>11707513
This makes me sad

>>11707518
è_é

>>11707513
But it's december. Isn't that the time where everyone stays inside and makes funposts?

benzos, soma, and opiates help me take it even more easy

>>11707994
and has fun

does anyone know the artist of this piece?

>>11709919
Dude, one click in saucenao gives you this
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=231496

>>11709948
Oh; Thanks a lot though, anon.

>>11705490
You fucking bastard!!!!

>>11709919
the lack of realistic yukkuris like this one disappoint me

>>11709919
I believe this was intended as a pic of Raymoo beheaded, and it was tagged as "yukkuri" jokingly.

>>11712906
Well that explains everything.

eeaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyy

I can't take it easy! I want to live in a world with yukkuri in it!
Such cute little creatures, don't you agree?

Can't take it easy. I have work in less than a hour

>>11713855
Why are you slave of the merchant?

>>11707994
I never got this.
During summer normies go to the beach with their sluts and are outside all the day until they faint for drugs/alcohol.
More or less the same thing for the other vacations.

>>11714118
Because the ones that are broke/broke with their partner or their friends went somewhere else get pissy and start funposting in here to spend the time.

>>11714118
are you implying jp is full of normies?

Someone came over to visit today so I had to hide for several hours until they went away. I can't take it easy like this.

>>11714738
I know that feeling. Christmas is the worst because relatives and strangers keep appearing. One time I hid in the bathroom for two hours.

I had to apply for a job and because I'm disabled they have to interview me. This is a nightmare.

>>11714738
I saw your post on neet.nu! Hello!

>>11702992
I take it too easy for my own good.

For the first time in two years I worked today. Black labour, some muscle stuff at my uncle's workplace.

Working still isn't for me. Thank god I'm done with this after tomorrow and can go back to taking it easy.

I found some ice cream in the freezer but it had melted and been refrozen so it was all crunchy. I couldn't take it easy.

>>11714786
I hate it when people do this.

If you're defrosting ice cream, please only take what you need!

>>11714798
It was brand new and unopened too. Surely the largest disappointment of the winter so far.

I just got my license today and have an interview tomorrow.

I've been living off my dad's money for about a month now and that is very stressful. Once I'm independent I'll be able to take it easy.

>>11714785
>What's wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
Kind and dutiful Eirin, everyone

>>11714814
That's not what she is saying.

>>11714814
Oh shit new Half in the Bag but it's about a film I want to see UNSPOILED! Shit, what do I do?

>>11714827
Go see it with me

>>11714756
H-Hello.

>>11714829
I don't know, I don't like watching films with other people.

Though I went to see the first Hobbit film alone, and some teenage girls made fun of me.

>>11714835
That's probably because you'd have to be a huge nerd to go see a movie by yourself.

>>11714838
I just wanted to see the film, what's wrong with that? I'm paying a fairly large amount of money for a service. There's no rule that I have to have friends, otherwise why would they let me buy a single ticket?

A while later I also went to see Man of Steel alone, which was a much more pleasant experience. There was one other person in the cinema (also alone) and he left halfway through.

>>11714838
What if you want to see a movie and you have no friends?

>>11714857
I hear you but traditionally going to the cinema is seen as a social event.

The business doesn't care of course but if you're wondering why people were making fun of you well that's it.

>>11714872
get friends nerd

>>11714872
Just remember, they're all going to laugh at you.

>>11714857
If you really don't want to be judged buy a large popcorn, two sodas, and sit in the second seat from the aisle. 20 minutes in pretend to check your phone, exit the theater for a minute, come back in, and start drinking the second soda. People will think your friend planned on showing up but had to ditch.
or bring a daki and hope nobody can tell the difference.

>>11714874
Who cares? It's not like I know any of them

>>11714857
I don't really know why the stigma exists. I guess theatres are suppose to be for going on dates or something?

I'd rather just watch a film on my computer anyways.

>>11714874
>>11714873
>>11714838
Can you guys take it easy please?

>>11714872
Hire a loli to go with you!

>>11714873
>I hear you but traditionally going to the cinema is seen as a social event.

Is it? I cannot stand it when people talk during a film. In fact, I wouldn't even like to have a chat about the film afterwards. What if you liked the film but your friends didn't? What if they're experts in narrative theory and you aren't, or the other way around?

The cinema is a place you go to see films, not to talk and play on your phone and clap when it's all over. I'm sure producers will come up with a better way to distribute films in the next 20-30 years (and cinemas will become some weird novelty), but right now I have no choice.

>>11714889
>clap when it's all over
That's not a thing is it?

>>11714889
>and cinemas will become some weird novelty

They kind of are, I believe. Many people acknowledge the high prices for tickets, and concessions, but they go anyway.

>>11714882
They might beat you up because you're such a loser.

I bet you go to restaurants by yourself too. You know all the waiters laugh at you and spit in your food for that?

The guy who handles your food digs right into the side of his balls beforehand, while laughing at you.

>>11714889
> I'm sure producers will come up with a better way to distribute films in the next 20-30 years

Guess you haven't seen how much services like Netflix have taken over.

>>11714896
You don't?

Here we also clap after we finish and meal.

>>11714889
I've been to the cinema with friends a few times and generally if it's a good movie you all shut up and watch and talk about it as you go home. It's kinda fun, watching a movie can be a group experience especially if it's a horror movie.

If the movie kinda sucks then you all make fun of it the whole time, also fun.

I have a feeling hollywood movies will be played in theaters first for at least another decade but eventually online streaming and downloads will take over just like everywhere else.

>>11714881
I heard something like that before. /tv/ has a solo cinema guide.

>>11714884
I think it's just the case that most people do happen to go there in groups, so after a while it becomes unusual to go there on your own. I also go to cafes and pubs alone. I wouldn't go somewhere like a fancy restaurant alone, because there the point is that you have a nice meal and talk with your lover or work colleagues or whoever. But if I want to grab a coffee or see a film, I'm not going to stop myself because I happen to not be with someone. There's no policy against being alone at any of these places.

>>11714901
>Here we also clap after we finish and meal.
now you're fucking with me

>>11714905
I'm not kidding, you think that joke came from nothing? It didn't.

In the US it's very common to clap after finishing a meal.

>>11714896
I've heard it's an American thing. When I went to see Return of the King, a couple of teenagers started clapping after it finished, then they realized how stupid they looked and stopped.

>>11714897
That's true. It really is one of those places where you're paying for the "experience", but there's no reason you can't have that alone.

>>11714900
I think riffing a film MST3K style with friends would be pretty fun. Still, I don't consider sitting in silence together very social. In fact, that's something I'd rather do alone. If I had friends, I'd rather spend the same time hanging out and doing friend things.

>>11714901
>Guess you haven't seen how much services like Netflix have taken over.

Do they show films currently in cinemas? I thought it was just like an alternative to physical home releases.

>>11714913
I live in the US you turd. no one claps after eating

>>11714918
can you stop, i can't take it easy when you're doing this

>>11714916
You must live in some weird part.

It's basically the equivalent of how Japanese do the "gochisosamadeshda".

>>11714901
Wait what? I go to both cinemas and restaurants alone. People don't really think it's odd, do they? I even go on vacations alone.

>>11714921
whoa, take it eajy

>>11714918
Does california count as a weird part

>>11714919
sit down restaurants and cinemas alone is kinda weird. the latter isn't as bad but people might still silently judge you.

going to a cafe or whatever is fine if you're a tourist or have a book/laptop

>>11714914
Most people react differently in groups. For example if you go to see stand up everyone laughs even if the guy isn't particularly funny. When you hear other people laugh you're kind of subconsciously encouraged to do the same. Same goes for horror movies.

Truth be told I don't really get the point for the more psychological films. Those are best viewed alone or at someone's house with a few very good friends, or just one.

>>11714927
>Most people react differently in groups.

It's dumb really, because it's usually in negative ways that don't represent how they really feel, like mob mentality.

When those girls laughed at me at the cinema, I could tell none of them would have individually. It was just a a group experience: "Hey, this guy came here by himself! Let's share in laughter at his expense!"

I'm fine with doing things alone, there just needs to be an opt-in to be LEFT alone, e.g. the option to turn invisible.

>>11714918
Yeah you clap and then you tip that's generally the etiquette.

>>11714934
Such is human nature though. For whatever reason monkeys are compelled to do things in groups, work or play. Your individuality can be lost in there although you should try to prevent that.

I just went to /co/ and some famous comic book illustrator is there. It isn't even a big deal, he just posted a thread to plug himself. From what I can tell, this seems fairly common on /co/.

How come the major players in otaku culture never post on /jp/?

ZUN yukkuri because GET THE FUCK IN /jp/, ZUN.

>>11714976
>How come the major players in otaku culture never post on /jp/?

Because they're Japanese.

>>11714976
>I just went to /co/

I'm so sorry
But now you have to leave

>>11714987

>>11714976

>>11714976
/jp/ is among the last place i'd want ZUN to visit.

I cant take it easy like this I want to go to gensokyo, but every time I try I done have the willpower. I hate being an extroverrt with no friends, the constantpathetic need to be validated by others. I wish I could be a shutin that didnt need anyone.

>>11715002
moot talks about /jp/ with ZUN all the time.
Everyone should come here, according to moot. Especially ZUN.

How would you feel if ZUN did a Q&A on /a/, since it's the more popular/mainstream board?

>>11715012
>>11715002
imgur.com/gallery/YTNcmgQ

they shld all chake id easy here!221

I want to be comfy and take it easy, atleast its quiet so I can take easy, but its too hot

>>11705160
The guy that drew this is a total sperglord.

He must be autistic or something, or on some sort of japanese disability pay. All he does all day is draw over others' yukkuri art and write long winded rants about how each particular picture isn't abusive enough.

He truly cannot take it easy.

My desktop GPU is screwed and my laptop is an outdated piece of crap. All I've got now is my tablet, and I'm lucky to even have that. I can't take it easy at all.

>>11717627

Today's weather was perfect. I had the window open all day and was able to smell the fresh air and hear kids playing outside, and I even had my favorite warm-weather snack of Oreos and iced tea at my desk. It really reminded me of a spring evening. I can't wait until it's like this all the time.

>>11717636
Well, yeah. I used to spend all of my day on my PC, so being forced to switch to a tablet is pretty awful.

>>11717642
Im in pretty much the exact same boat.
Excited, because I just ordered new parts after 6 months of being away from my desktop.

>>11717627
Better a tablet than a smartphone. Well, depending on manufacturers, I guess.

>>11717665
I still don't know what I'm going to do myself, but at any rate I hope you enjoy your new PC. Six months without having one is quite a lot.

I've been NEET for a full week b/c I just graduated from university and I'm waiting to be accepted into a school.

How the fuck do you live like this? I just spent an entire day in my house doing nothing but cleaning. Maybe it's just the feeling of staying inside an enclosed space all the time amongst people who grate on me. Can you be NEET without spending all of your time indoors? I'm already thinking of coming up with some sort of part-time business just to find something to get me outdoors for more than four hours.

Thank you for your time.

>>11717790
Some people just don't get bored in that way

>>11717790
Street NEET fo' life.
Go scavenge.

>>11717790
You can go outside if you're NEET. As a matter of fact, I love to spend time outside. I love to watch everything that has to do with nature, from the clouds in the sky to plants in the ground. Even inside, I love to have the window open so I can watch the trees outside. The orange trees are very entertaining to watch for some reason. They never go dormant and are always in some stage of fruition. Right now the oranges have just began to turn orange, but aren't that sweet yet. After all these oranges get ripe and fall off comes the highlight of the year for these trees, which are the orange blossoms that fill the area with sweet, fragrant flowery scents. Outside is pretty nice.

Plus outside there are lots of cute little girls wearing cute clothes and doing cute things.

>>11717850
I've already been homeless for a few days. I enjoyed the freedom but I could not take it easy squatting in foreclosed homes that I broke into. I do enjoy scavenging though.

I was thinking about getting some candles to make my room smell nice. Nice smells make taking it easy that much easier.

How potent are scented candles, and how dangerous is it to put them on a wooden desk? Should I get one of those glass jar things they can go in?

>>11717867
Where I live, there are evergreen trees and snow. As well as cute girls, but I'm not really into that. Big cities are nice, it's easy to be anonymous.

>>11717879
There's means to declare residency here and there, so cops won't come toss you on you ass for trespassing, but then you have t odeal with civil court. Sometimes people will simply pay you to leave at that point ('cash for keys').

>>11717867
>>11717979
It sucks being NEET and living in the hood. I'd love to take a stroll or relax somewhere, but I'm not going to walk around here. I'll just take it easy indoors for now.

>>11717991
Dude, I live in Oakland.

THey can't rob you if you have nothing.

>>11717991
>It sucks being NEET and living in the hood
I thought I was alone.

If I lived in the hood I'd get a loli girlfriend because I bet lolis in the hood are alone more often than lolis in suburbia.

>>11718029
HM edgy much? So edgy a just fuckin cut myself Ow. Im reportring your bull shit Ass to the mods now.

>>11718079
wut

>>11718028
Sort of, not really. kids travel in packs in the hood.

>>11717967
You should probably get a candle holder of some kind. I don't think it's very dangerous though, I use candles sometimes when the power goes out.

>>11717790

I was NEET for about a year after graduating from college. Turned into even more of an alcoholic and lived off my mom's house for about 10 months while playing cawadoody, halo, or skyrim everyday.

That was fun. I kind of miss it.

Atleast I have a day off of my shit jewjob tomorrow.

jesus christ i don't have a fuckin' job man

at least i got my license a few days ago

How do i take it easy /jp/ do i just dose up and let the birds fly?

>>11717967
Does it really help? ill buy some tomorow if i can!

Anyone have one of those wooden wick candles? Supposedly they crack and make noises like a fire.

>>11718573
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VcmaX3rxqI

Like this. It looks like they may spark a bit so it might not be the best to place on a wooden table.

I used to be able to take it easy. Now I'm lucky if I can relax at all. If someone offers you a NEET life, but the price is taking care of relatives, just say no. Don't grow old /jp/.

>>11702992
The only thing I know how to do is take it easy which is actually very bad.

>>11718653
you fell for the trap

now you'll die in that house

>>11719225
I know how that feels. I took it too easy for too long and now I can't even get myself to worry for more than a few seconds. I'm probably going to die horribly in a future that could have been prevented if I just cared a little. But oh well, I'll deal with that when the time comes. All roads seem to lead to a painful end so I must as well enjoy the sights.

>>11718079
family friendly lovers pls go

>>11718218
I hate wage labour, I always feel under the gun of some petty tyrant, although sometimes they are nice people. Plus I'm afraid of letting people down. At least if I own my own business, when I fail I only fail myself.

>>11718653
Your family members will die loving you, as long as you take the time to listen kindly to their ramblings and wait warmly for them. It's a noble life if you can make peace with it.

>>11719893
a life serving others is certainly admirable but i wouldn't wish it on anyone

>>11707512
>>11708026
How can I get those prescribed or else where can I get them?

I have nightmares about /jp/.

"Were my posts today good enough? Did I do this right? What if tomorrow morning, people have left offensive replies?"

Anyone else know this feeling? Sometimes it keeps me up at night, not even joking.

>>11723357
I don't worry as much as you, but I do get a bit scared when I post on /jp/.

>>11723357
Your fedora is on too tight ahaha

>>11723376
Same. I'm often scared people will think I'm stupid. I don't post that much though. It's much better on /jp/ than any other place online though, those I can't even use.

Why did I choose a career in politics /jp/

Everything I do prevents me from taking it easy.

Why couldn't I have just gone into something like journalism? They go through their entire lives drunk
I want to work while I am intoxicated.

>>11723422
Yeah, I can post a bit easier on /jp/ seeing as I'm anonymous. It helps a lot.

>>11723458
>Why couldn't I have just gone into something like journalism? They go through their entire lives drunk

That only happens in old comics and movies.

Also, what kind of politician are you? Do you fight for otaku rights?

Yes. I always take it easy (even at work).

>>11723458
Try your best to become a corrupt politician so you can rake in mad money and take it easy with your dirty money keeping you comfortable.

Just left my job and needed some cash, so I took a craigslist posting to go help this rich couple move. Lived in this house on the hills in a nice part of California.

When I show up, their daughter about 4 years old pops up and tell me she knew my secret. I didn't know what she meant, and after a bit of confusion, just got to work. She kept staring at me from outside or around the corner hiding pretty poorly. Eventually she came up, all rosy nosed from her allergies and built up the courage to confront me. She told me that she knew I was a power ranger and that she'd keep my secret, not realizing her dad was behind me out of sight.

After about half a second to process, I give her a which "shhh" and a smile. For the rest of the day, I gave her my best superman pose everytime I saw her and told her something cheesy, like "eat your veggies" and "study hard" and "listen to your parents."

By the time the day was over she ran up to give me the snottiest, strongest hug her little arms could muster around my knees and ran back inside. Her parents basically asked me to go along with them to babysit their kid during their cross state move. Offered to pay my expenses and pay me pretty damned reasonably, but I felt a little weird and declined.

>>11723781
>That only happens in old comics and movies.
There was a columnist for a big newspaper near me that went through his entire career drinking his asshole until he hit his wife and ended up going through AA

>>11723781
I do "communications" for the constituency office of a member of parliament. I also get extra hours working phone banks during peak fundraising periods

>Do you fight for otaku rights?
My job is political shitposting as I use baseless rumourmongering and insults to get scared fat white men to give us donations. Reimu would be envious

Some day I'm just going to give up and mail out niggy.jpg to every party member in Canada
>feelio when libtards sniffing le juicy mudslug I squelched on they faces

>>11723840
Just out of curiosity, how much money did you pass up?

>>11723858
>drinking his asshole
Oh wow, freudian slip much?

Drinking his ass off.

>>11723840
you blew it, but I wouldn't do it either, what if they wanted a long term commitment

k-kowai

>>11723867
What do you mean long-term? Like marrying the daughter?

>>11723807
Embezzling public funds is only unlocked as a usable spell after 5-20 years of grinding + a high luck stat and no restarts or deaths. I've been grinding for four years but I still only have the C-class office supply theft spells available to me. Back in the 2011 election I snuck two bottles of vodka home in my manpurse

>>11723858
>drinking his asshole
Sounds shitty

>>11723861
i dont know i just copied the story from reddit because the girl seemed really cute

Also there is this one intern we got recently who is the hardcore partisan rah rah go freedom h8 commies type. He dresses in the same two grey business and puts a ton of gel into his hair Ferris Bueller-style

I found out a month ago that he's a brony and now I feel that my desire to put his face in is justified

>taking it easy

Nope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0lYkRODLdw

I was playing video games yesterday and I was having a lot of fun, so I started smiling, and then there was an encroaching apathetic feeling, but I couldn't decide if I should be smiling or not, and my face twitched back and forth for a while before I completely freaked out. It was strange. I think I've been a little happier lately, though. It's nice to know my long time spent as a NEET is also worthwhile.

Thanks for reading my blog, /jp/.

I always take it easy to the maximum permissible extent.

>>11702992
no

kill yourself!

>>11702992

Yukkuri theme song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxZHp1g0ns

>>11725607
A good end? Wow.

I don't get why people prefer the abuse ones, the yukkuri stories with happy ends are heartwarming.

>>11725607
im gonna cry

>>11725550
>>11725555
>>11725563
>>11725577
>>11725581
>>11725587
>>11725597
>>11725601
>>11725607
Why did you add that shitty tranny gender symbol to these images? They weren't there on the originals, what the fuck are you doing?

>>11725611

Yea. I can see why there are abuse ones, as many of the yukkuri are shown to be awful vermin. But the stories without abuse tend to be more interesting.

>>11702992
How are we supposed to take it easy when we have the worse janny in the history of /jp/?

>>11723357
I worry about this too, but it's okay because no one replies to my posts!

>>11723357
Dreaming about posting after a long night of posting is scary by itself. Then I wake up and go post.

Creepy stuff.

>>11725607
What's with the tranny sign at the bottom of every strip?

>>11725607
>every time

>>11729267
artist is MtF

I tried to take it easy today, but found out mum will be getting rid of the dogs soon as she cant afford them.

Im not sure if im mad or sad. she cant budget for shit, while my current landlord wont allow dogs.

Remember /jp/ Minimum viable easy.

>>11729225
Hope you had a good night and didn't worry about it

extreme easy to the last breath. no fucks given.

>>11725607
Tears of joy here

>>11730007
Thank you! There is a 3 day power outage right now, so I can't take it very easy. I don't like using a phone for /jp/, it is very awkward!

I haven't felt like doing anything in a while
There's stuff I should do and usually want to do but I just don't want to do anything
this isn't taking it easy this is worse

I just lost one of my last chances at a normal life. I don't have choice but to take it easy now.

>>11732695
You still had chances left? www how sad

>>11732695
I'm working on getting a normal life but the job market is bad

Anyone have this?

>>11734617
http://www.mediafire.com/download/iiwe781eazcyxeq/ゆっくりうむ20110729.rar

yu can download it here, but i can't find the translation text someone at OYP made!!

>>11734617

Is that better than Sim yukkuri?

>>11735048

Startup failed, this work on Windows 7?

>>11735297
>>11735297

There are like four Yu games out there and the only two i've played kind of suck

The rest dont seem to exist anymore beyond pctures

>>11735297
Works fine in Wine on Linux.

I have no clue what I'm doing though.

lol

Anyone else planning on taking it easy tomorrow at home because you don't want to be interrogated by your family?

>>11738525
I hope to.

so christmas was a shambles. Sisters friend got my mum drunk (despite the 20 year age gap) and ended up fucking. just "oh ill be right back" sorta jaunt to the bedroom for 30 mins or so.

I just want to go home and take it easy /jp/

>>11739791

im sorry 2 hear that :(

>>11738525
Cant wait to go home. sadly im trapped in the northern city for another 5 days!.

Sooon! hopefully monday i will be able to go home. Probably going to have to leave at like 2am to avoid the traffic, but i do love driving at night. Feels comfy in the car.

I hope you guys are taking it easy and enjoying Christmas.

>>11740841
I-I will start taking it easy tomorrow, I swear!

>>11740850
What's stopping you from doing it now?

You know how I can tell you're all shit crossies? Because this thread is on the front page.

Learn to sage, fuck

>>11740841
I got a 1 TB HDD, because I've been having some computer problems and my dad thinks I should format.

I don't want to lose all my stuff...

>>11740878
Work, christmas miracles and politics.

>>11740960
You probably won't have to.
You should learn more about computers if you like them so much.

>>11740979
I dont know what else could be causing my blue screens

>>11740993
Hardware failure or compatibility problems can cause blue screens.

bump

Simply
Epic

I
Love
this
FYAD
Meme
XD

/jp/ is da place all da cool kids hang out xD

Gross pics & flamewars

I can take it easy as long as I get to do this !

Goodbye easy thread.

>>11760986
I was hoping this one would last until next year...

>>11761445
We could make it. We just have to bump.

>>11761486
But necrobumping a thread is rude

>>11761528
Just this one time.. won't hurt

What are you easy guys doing for new years/

Can someone tell me what in the hell I'm supposed to do here?

So wait, not all of you guys went over to that fluffy pony thing.

>>11762759
Take it easy

>>11762863
god, no. Even if it's about torturing them, it's still related to the pony fandom. I'm not about to touch that.

>>11762759
Smash them.

>>11761626

Taking it easy!

The thread has almost fully passed to the next year...

>>11709919
I wonder what it would be like to actually take care of Yukkuris as pets.

>>11762759

Nothing. Unfinished as all heck, that game is. They don't actually do anything except wander around and eat.

>>11702992
test

>>11762863
Dear god nop. They dont even get interesting stories

I want to take it easy every day.

>>11764520

I find the pictures and stories about pets, the different types, and their biology to be pretty interesting. There hard to find though.

>>11702992
Yes we can

I just got done talking with my head professor. My parents "recommend" that I go to school, so I have to go.

Now he's saying I have to go talk to people, hand out resumes, and be a go getter. And he keeps saying this stuff and talking about being proactive and going forward.

I can't take it easy like this, I just want to work enough to survive and nothing else. I was hoping I could get through life with the bare minimum of human contact without starving myself or becoming a hermit but now it seems I can't even do that.

Please help. I desire death, but I'm scared of the process and I fear what's really on the other side. I would just rather be someone who exists, like a plant in a corner, a mouse scavenging for a meal, or a pebble on the side of the road.

It's a shame it's hard to write non-abuse stories compared to abuse stories.
Too bad I can't draw for shit in order to draw some of the story ideas I have.

>>11794902
It's really surprising that even yukkuri Sanae is a slut.

>>11795114
Sanae is pure, just like every other Touhou.

>>11786526
should i do one anon?

Serious question, /jp/: If yukkuri were playable in a racing game ala Mario Kart, which abilities would each of them have?

>>11725607
I wish i could take care of a yukkuri. People need to stop hurting them ;_;

>>11795354
I don't know, but making them kill each other in such a game would surely be fun.

>>11795358
Me too, Anon, me too.

>>11795358
I propose we train them to hurt themselves by hurting others. Then people like you could indeed attempt to take care of them, but achieve no success in doing so. Imagine, STOP HITTING YOURSELF.

>>11798074
That's mean.

/jp/ is literally the FYAD of 4chan

/jp/ I made this for you please rate it easy

All day every day, friend.

Not anymore...

>>11808601
True easiness doesn't need a rating.
You simply feel, and take it easy. And let the slowly lapping waves carry you away.
And with your pic, I feel.

>>11808677
I thank you for your wisdom, I'll try harder to take it easier next time

Have you taken it easy this year anon?

>>11817358
yep, 13th month as a NEET

>>11817358
I always take it easy!

It's a shame that people take out their sadistic pleasure on these creatures.

I want to take it easier!

But I'm taking it easy, why would you thing I'm not?

>>11826761
You go home and see these shits trashing the house. What do?

>>11827870
KIll them all. They're like fucking roaches.

>>11827870
Drive them to the other side of town and release them in the forest. There's no need for violence.

>>11827870
Lock them inside the room.

Masturbate a little thinking of all the abyuse I'm about to commit.

Start from burning the big ones feet.

There are so many that I don't think I'll ever run out of creative ways to abyuse the next one, even if I avoid killing them outright.

Oh, and I should make a couple refresh so I can keep a fresh supply of yus to abyuse. Sorry for being to clever!

All day, every day, OP.

Holy fuck these necrobumps.

I actually read up to the "carpet of clothing" post before I checked the timestamp and realized this was the same thread I was in a month ago.

>>11833431
One guy has been bumping an Idolm@s thread since early November.
At that point, I feel that the thread is suffering. As in, it really should just be mulched and forgotten about.

I've been taking it very easy lately, however, due to lack of activity, I've been suffering from boredom.

>>11707613

>>11714102
I don't know how to get autism. He is probably in the same boat.

>>11839199
Autism bucks, that is.

>>11839199
>>11839206

Just tell the psychiatrist you post on /jp/ all day!

The other day i got a call from an unknown number. I was really worried it might be someone asking me to work or something but it turned out to be a wrong dial!

After that I was able to take it easy again.

>>11839744
I applied because I had a stroke but they haven't accepted. I gotta keep applying I guess. How did you guys do it?

I hate to say it, but the fluffy pony threads have raised the bar in comparison to these threads.

>>11844003
Are you trying to ruse?

>math assignment due on the 30th
>don't wanna do it just wanna take it easy
>tfw can't take it easy

>>11844140
Who are you quoting?

>>11844144
Don't be uneasy

>>11844144

I'm looking at applying for a scholarship to a Japanese University.

It lasts 5 years including one year language training. Will I be able to take it easy if I'm not used to being away from home?

>>11702992
no

>>11844194
I don't think giant pieces of shit get five year scholarships.

>>11844200
You enjoying being a virgin NEET?

YEAH! Why's don't's anybodys writes a songs about just TAKING ITS EASY?

>>11844215
God damn it. I laughed too hard at this.

>>11725607
Finally, one where I don't want to kill myself.

New thread?