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Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:17:08 2013 No.11703386 [DELETED]

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You walk in a McDonalds and order three cheeseburgers with a diet soda to go.

When you pull around the corner, this girl reaches through the car window and smacks your bare ass. How do you deal with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:19:10 2013 No.11703390 I'll ask for sides

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:19:10 2013 No.11703389 Why did I order a fucking diet soda?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:20:39 2013 No.11703393 >>11703390 i hope you have extra because i've lost mine

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:20:54 2013 No.11703394 >>11703389 What about the bare ass part

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:21:10 2013 No.11703395 tfw driving with bare ass on seat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:22:39 2013 No.11703399 doko the fuck is my sata andagi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:22:54 2013 No.11703400 >>11703386 I tip her 30% and begin applauding as I drive off in my rascal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:22:54 2013 No.11703401 >>11703395 I've done it before. Cold leather seat making my privates shrink up to warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:23:24 2013 No.11703402 why did i walk in to order if i had a car?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:23:24 2013 No.11703403 File: 185 KB, 1024x756, bahgahs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Test for true Americans: whose cheeseburgers are these?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:24:09 2013 No.11703406 >>11703400 Only 30%? Fucking jew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:24:24 2013 No.11703407 >>11703402 You're a female and thought that the McDonalds had inside parking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:24:54 2013 No.11703409 >>11703403 MaRonald's obviously, she's got her name sewn onto her top.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:24:54 2013 No.11703410 >>11703403 minnie mouse

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:25:24 2013 No.11703411 >>11703406 She needs to work those hands hard if she wants me to work my wallet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:27:55 2013 No.11703417 I don't eat cheese on my hamburgers. I would send it back and tell them I asked for it without cheese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:50:10 2013 No.11703456 One time when I had a job as a pizza delivery person my boss slapped my ass. She would also physically put my bank for the day into my rear pocket. It was really weird, /jp/. I think I was molested.

>>	4Pq7ZkSFpA Fri Dec 13 01:53:55 2013 No.11703462 File: 236 KB, 320x252, 1364292273497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11703456 You didn't fuck her? Come on pizza jockey.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:58:40 2013 No.11703476

>>11703462
No way, she was really old and was married to my other boss. There was also a coworker who was really short and would always stand uncomfortably close to me and ask me what I was doing that day. She opened the door on me when I was changing one time, too.

I never want to work again. Aside from the lolis it was a horrible experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 01:59:25 2013 No.11703479 >>11703476 I think I would have slapped her ass back with a smooth. "heh, y-yea"

>>	4Pq7ZkSFpA Fri Dec 13 02:02:55 2013 No.11703490 File: 313 KB, 780x800, 1386918168305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11703476 It's just like my japanese animes. Did your co-worker look like this? >No way, she was really old Ms. Robinson old or grandma old?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 02:03:40 2013 No.11703495 >>11703462 You're only supposed to post that image with "I'm gonna eat a /jp". Step it up.

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 02:08:25 2013 No.11703518

>>11703490
Not at all. The girl was was hispanic and just really creepy in general, especially how she would always go out of her way to try to talk to me or be near me. Every time I worked with her I had to prepare myself for various forms of bullshit from her. She was a serious hinderance to my workflow. Aside from the days I worked with her and my female boss, it was pretty fun. The boss was maybe 40 or 45.

Her husband was really relaxed and smoked weed all the time and didn't care when I took time off so I could download Comiket stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 02:14:25 2013 No.11703543 >>11703490 Who's this newb and why does he post like someone from /a/?

Anonymous Fri Dec 13 04:33:37 2013 No.11704076

I was in burger king, hopped up on painkillers, and I just sat down with my food across from this teenage girl and started eating. She stayed there until I was done. I didn't look at her once, and I honestly can't even remember the color of her hair. Maybe she was too petrified to get up, or maybe we had some sort of silent moment of compassion.

>>	4Pq7ZkSFpA Fri Dec 13 04:37:24 2013 No.11704086 >>11704076 You mean at the same table? I'm surprised she didn't get up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 05:05:38 2013 No.11704150 >>11704086 Yeah, at the little two seaters by the windows. Right across from her. I would've left if some cute guy obviously on drugs did that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 13 05:35:55 2013 No.11704207 make her go HUEEEEEEE

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