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I need to go away for a while. Please take care of my 2hu.

>> No.11689004

>>11688996

What does it eat?

I'll take care of it if you buy the food

>> No.11689009

>>11689004
Don't worry about that, it only eats semen.

>> No.11689009,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11689004
>Remilia Scarlet
>Remilia
>emilia
>Emilia coccinea -- Scarlet tasselflower

Just stick her in a pot of soil and water her every few days

>> No.11689035

2smug4me

>> No.11689056
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>>11689009
So it's just like my monmusu quest.

>> No.11689061

NO! The last one tried to kill me! Find another madman for that-THING

>>11689056
Darkwing Duck

>> No.11689062

>>11689056
Yes. Exactly like it.

>> No.11689065 [SPOILER] 
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>>11688996

alright, but only if you look after mine next month

>> No.11689074

>>11689056
Then I am the terror that faps in the night.

>> No.11689080
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>>11689074

Public masturbation is a crime.

>> No.11689083

>>11689009
Don't speak such insolent things about Remiria Ojou-sama.

>> No.11689085

>>11689080
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2424416/Swedish-court-rules-IS-legal-masturbate-public-directed-specific.html

>> No.11689092
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>>11689035
I like smug.

I promise to take good care of her.

>> No.11689097
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11689097

Please take her out and play with her once a day or she will get lonely.

>> No.11689131
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>>11689097
Don't worry I'll make sure to play with her every day

>> No.11689138
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11689138

Take my dog for a walk every day.

She'll start howling indoors if she doesn't get exercise

>> No.11689141 [DELETED] 

>>11689138

Dogs like to go outside because it's fun, not cause they like exercise.

>> No.11689144
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11689144

Okuu
Oguu
Uguu
Unuu
Unyu

>> No.11689148

>>11689144
If she's a yatagarasu then where is her third leg?

>> No.11689153

>>11689148
The control rod is her third leg

>> No.11689159
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>>11689144

>> No.11689161
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11689161

I hope you can handle a wolf.

>> No.11689169

>>11689153
She doesn't even have the control rod in that picture though.

>> No.11689174

>>11689169
She takes it off

>> No.11689179

>>11689174
You can't just take your leg off, or it's not her third leg in the first place. She's probably keeping it nicely tucked in between her other two legs.

>> No.11689183 [DELETED] 

>>11689169
i've got her control rod right here
*grabs dick*

>> No.11689184
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>>11689161
I hope so too..

>> No.11689185

>>11689179
When you have the power of a god, you can take your leg off.

>> No.11689187
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>>11689179
>On the Interview of Cara☆Mel‎ vol.8, ZUN mentioned that he tried to keep her from being indecent during the design process by adding a cannon on her arm instead of having an additional leg, thus solving the analogy of the third leg of the Yatagarasu.

>> No.11689188

>>11689185
Not unless it's the god of lizards or something.

>> No.11689263
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11689263

I want to watch over Milady...

>> No.11689275
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11689275

I want to take care of Okuu

>> No.11689317

>>11689275
I have long hair and if I just ran my fingers through it to 'comb' it I would never get the tangles out, plus that shit hurts when you don't use conditioner

at least use a proper brush dammit

>> No.11689346
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>>11689187
Then he went all out with Nue.

>> No.11689355
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>>11689275
Here she comes!

>> No.11689360

>>11689346
I'm pretty sure he wanted Nue to be indecent.

>> No.11689532
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>>11689360
For sure. There's no way he's that naive.

>> No.11689533

>>11689360
Nue is 2lewd

>> No.11689619

>>11689360
>>11689532
Some badly transcribed radio show has ZUN telling that a girl without the bottom half of clothing is just wrong!

>> No.11689700

>>11689346
>>11689532
ZUN has clearly gotten lewder over time. Not just Nue, but look at all the bare legs and feet in DDC.

>> No.11689864

>>11689138
Can I roughhouse with her instead?

>> No.11692179
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11692179

>Hey bro, I gotta use the restroom. Watch my 2hu until I'm back will you?

>> No.11692402

>>11692179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHN-f6xTzsY

>> No.11692442

>>11689131
W-What are you going to play?

>> No.11692445

>>11689138
That's more exercise than I get.

>> No.11692463

>>11689275
Fun fact: Many species of birds get sexually aroused when rubbed on their heads.

>> No.11692472

>>11692463
Really? Lets try it then.

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>>11692472

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>>11692474

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>>11692479
Success!

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>>11688996

Does she like sunlight?

>> No.11692491
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>>11692483
oh gosh, 2lewd

>> No.11692615

>>11689275
HNGGGG!!!

>> No.11692634
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11692634

While you're at it could you watch mine too? Just give her some books and turn the radio on to hip-hop, she can handle most everything else.

>> No.11692679
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>>11692634
Dude, could you watch mine as well? Just keep an eye on them, they can get a little intimate.

>> No.11692690
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>>11692679
Okay I'm ba- WOAH HEY DUDE. I TOLD YOU TO WATCH THEM.

>> No.11692700

>>11692690
I am watching them... really closely

>> No.11692861

>>11692700
So cute and yet so lewd...

>> No.11693504

>>11692634
>>11692679
who do i look like
everyones 2hu babysitter?

>> No.11693559

>>11689056
>file name isnt darkwingduck

>> No.11693594
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11693594

Have you played with your Okuu today?

>> No.11693595

>>11689083
Take that fucking trip off Sakuya, i'll talk about that bitch anyway I want

>> No.11693598

Where are her wings?

>> No.11693600
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>> No.11693602

>>11693594
I want to find an Okuu, where can I find one?
I'd take her to the park every day and buy her sweets from the shop.

>> No.11693616

>>11693602
Threre's only Okuu in Gensokyo, you gotta get there first and then ask someone how to reach Chireiden.

In short, kill yourself.

Good luck.

>> No.11693658
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>>11693602
Other than the Hell of Blazing fires where most hell ravens are sighted, Okuu goes wherever it is warm and cozy.

>> No.11693698
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>>11693594
Yes. I gave her a good petting

>> No.11693724

ojou sama?

or

touhou sama?

i never understood

>> No.11693727
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>>11693698
Good, that is the key to Okuu's heart!

>> No.11693730

>>11693727
Why do animals lower their head like this when they get a good head patting?

>> No.11693748

>>11693730
I don't know about other animals, but in dogs it is a sign of submission, basically "You're the one in control, not me".

>> No.11693800

>>11689275
Cuteness senses... Overloading... I want an Okuu... ;_;

>> No.11693826
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>>11693800
You're in luck, this little one is the last one in stock.

>> No.11693842

>>11688996

Your 2hu may or may not anally fisted while you are gone, I don't know, but I make no promises.

>> No.11693843

>>11693826
You are a saint, have my money.

>> No.11693888
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>>11693826
I'll go make more. Just give us a few months.

>> No.11693966

>>11689138
Having a pet like that would be nice and all
But I'd rather be the dog

>> No.11694243

>>11688996


what is the situation in this pic?

>> No.11694268

>>11694243
``Look at my master she's the strongest!''

Something like that. Just look at their faces. Anon you need to work on your situational decryption skill.

>> No.11694300
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>>11693727
>>11693730
Is that really what it means?
Back in high school, I actually like it when my best friend grabs me by the neck and smudges my hair, since it feels so nice.
He says it feels like petting a dog, and I really couldn't disagree with that.


Does that mean my he's more in control?
I guess that would explain why during break times, I would just follow him everywhere since I usually have my free time.
Like a loyal dog who follows it's master. Huh...

>> No.11694327

>>11694268


that much is obvious anon-kun, but how did it come to this? it seems an unusually, kawaii, display for remi, obviously theres extenuating circumstances here beyond first glances.

>> No.11694359

>>11694327
>kawaii

All i see is enough smug to last a (immortal) lifetime.
>Now you are aware that the 1% of Gensokyo (Remilia) hold the 99% of the smug reserves.

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>> No.11694374

>>11694300

it means that you're gay

but you already knew that

>> No.11694400

>>11694359


the smug is precisely what makes it unusual, theres a funny story behind this, and im going to figure it out!

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>>11694359

The history of all hitherto existing Gensokyo is the history of struggle over who can be smuggest.

>> No.11694442

>>11689700
>bare legs and feet in DDC

Not to mention bare fins.

>> No.11694561

>>11693730
Rabbits do so to let you know that theyre allowing you to pet them

>> No.11694667
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11694667

Someone please keep her safe for a moment.

>> No.11694678

>>11693559
>image isn't properly cropped

>> No.11694679
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11694679

this is orin

>> No.11695284

>>11694442
I bet the next batch of newhous going to be even lewder.

>> No.11695290

>>11695284
How long until touhou becomes a full-on porn series?

>> No.11695321

>>11695290
The doujins already have that taken care of. So many 2hus to fap to, so little time.

>> No.11695355
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THIS THREAD IS NOW BIRDPOST FREE

>> No.11695389

>>11692442
The pop up pirate game

>> No.11695417
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>>11695355
But birdhous make great pets

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>>11695355
NO

>> No.11695437
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>>11695432

Joke's on you that aya has no wings

>> No.11695444

>>11695437
She's still a bird at heart.

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>>11694679

>> No.11696088

>>11695432

those boobies don't look very aerodynamic

>> No.11696109
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>>11696088
They aren't! That's why Okuu is so slow... ;_;

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>>11692634
She likes hip-hop?

>> No.11696254
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11696254

Your touhous are being cared for.

>> No.11696269

>>11696250
Its horrible.

>> No.11696451

>>11696254
I really like this image. It makes my heart go doki.

>> No.11696556
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Running through a forest with the strrongest!

>> No.11696597

>>11696556

where's that from?

>> No.11697851

>>11696597
Touhou.

>> No.11698030
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11698030

Do not eat my Touhou while I am gone please.

>> No.11698038

>>11697851
Touhou the Animation to be precise.

>> No.11701185
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11701185

>Dude, I think there's something wrong with this one.

>> No.11701195

>>11701185


give it a pacifier, maby thatle work.

>> No.11701369
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derp

>> No.11701397
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11701397

store it someplace cold

>> No.11701803

>>11701397
More like store it someplace cold and stupid!

>> No.11705266

>>11701803
dude
rude

>> No.11709101
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11709101

>smug

>> No.11709215

>>11689187
Why is three legs indecent? As long as it's a literal leg instead of the thing people usually use it as an analogy for.

Of course, this takes away from all 2hus having normal human anatomy plus a few accessories such as wings, tails, horns, floating eyeballs, etc.

>> No.11709219

>>11689700
Maybe he's just super psyched he figured out how to draw realistic legs.

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Got to take care of something, so I'll deposit mine as well. Just watch out, tends to blow stuff up.

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>>11710558
I'd gladly let her blow me.

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>>11710625

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Easily solved, is all about keeping the hands from moving.

>> No.11714087

>>11711612
I regret nothing!

>> No.11718203

>>11689275
considering that she's a living fusion reactor, enjoy your nuclear radiation and cancer

>> No.11718209

>>11718203
considering your a retard, enjoy your retardation

>> No.11718219

>>11689619

ZUN is cute

>> No.11718238 [DELETED] 

There is such a thing as too cute of a thread. Tone it down.

>> No.11723615

>>11688996

okay but no maids will come with her and if she tries to suck someone's blood then I will clap her in irons and chain her to a post like a obnoxious dog.

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>>11696250
Yes.

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