/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Neither does 3D.

2D isn't pig disgusting

3D can hug you

3D can report you

3D can backstab you

3D doesn't care

2D Ana would care though.

>>1167613
http://www.felonspy.com/search.html
Go ahead and put in your address. Look for "Course of Sexual Conduct Against a Child". This is a crime in which the felon had a sexual relationship with a child under 11 years old over a period of more than three months. 2nd Degree is just sexual contact, while 1st Degree means that they had sexual intercourse or "deviate" sexual intercourse (not entirely certain, but I believe this refers to things like anal sex).

I don't see why such stupid fucks are getting to sex up the lolis if they're just gonna get caught afterwards.

2D can't reject you

2D can't leave you

It depends on your definition of a hug.

>>1167613
Funny how the 2d picture looks just nice and cute, but the 3d one look at me with some strange i'll kill you eyes.

S'up Ana

>>1167640
http://flickr.com/photos/tingreen/tags/mara/
She's just so cute, isn't she?

>>1167631
Why is there an "Eddie Wilcox 40 Attempted course of sexual conduct against a child in the 1st degree" living 100 meters from the elementary school near my house?

>>1167647
I'd say she's actually cuter than Ana

then I'd duck to avoid the weeaboo projectile rage-bile

3D

>>1167655
is there a nobel prize for "attempted" chemistry?

>>1167655

Well, it was just attempted. Maybe the state is giving him another chance.

3D will grow up into a materialistic hateful bitch. And leeks poop.

>>1167655
i dunno lol

There's a kidnapper in my neighborhood, and a child molestor right down the street. Then another for "attempted promoting of a sexual performance of a child", whatever that is. Maybe I could get some pointers from them.

2D Can't give you children. Wait neither does 3D because there's something wrong with you, anon!

>>1167655
Does he visit 4chan?

Look at it this way. You're never going to do anything with neither 2D or 3D girls. Does it matter which one you prefer? Atlease you have a feeling of knowing the 2D girls better from the anime they come from, as opposed to some random girl you see only at certain times.

Lolis are cute.

アナル　is so cute

>>1167699
WHAT

>>1167647
Who is this girl and why are there so many pictures of her?

>>1167702
- the daughter of a photohgrapher (all his children, his wife and everywhere he's ever been are documented extensively on flickr)
- because she's adorable

>>1167631
puppyprofits.com made me lol a bit
mostly cause that sites takes them seriously.

inb4 rainbow girl

MOE DOES NOT EXIST IN REAL LIFE

You fucking lie

>>1167710

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

im fucking sick of these pedofaggots. they are still 3D and a traitorous offense. go back to /cgl/ and take your shitty dimension with you faggots

>>1167719
>take your shitty dimension with you faggots
hahaha

>>1167655
I have one of those too. Except it's not attempted.

>>1167719
seconded

>>1167733
Well, if you didn't even make the attempt, they shouldn't have given it to you. Bastards.

>>1167741
Nono, I mean that I succeeded. It's only an attempt until you succeed. She was a good fuck.

I just noticed

2D girls have huge heads don't they?

eyes too

and why don't they have noses or lips?

>>1167746
Large noses or visible lips look really bad drawn.

>and why don't they have noses

So they can't smell your horrid stench.

>>1167748
wrong

this

>>1167743

>>1167773
You think that looks good?

>>1167784
well I have fapped to it before

3D won't show her panties

2D doesn't care

2D: the fantasy of some fat greasy virgin

3D: an actual little girl with a warm wet hole

>>1167806
you dont belong here

>>1167809
this is /jp/, not /2D/

>>1167814
/jp/ - touhou/visual novels. leave

>>1167814
It IS /2d/ until there are lolis, then it's just plain /pedo/.

>>1167819
/jp/ - Just Pedo

>>1167647
Oh the things I would do with her if I could legally have my wicked way. Or just get away with it illegally.

>>1167647
Always wondered where this picture came from.

>>1167631
Uhh... am I the only one that read the ToS of that site? At least 96 years old to use the site? What the hell is going on here?

Why are 3D lolis so pig disgusting and annoying?

>>1168339
Nevermind, finished reading. It's a joke site.

穴骨掘

>>1168346
I used to think my loli sister was the sweetest little girl in the world. Then I caught her making prank phonecalls. Also, for the last couple months she has been using this whining manipulative voice to get her way. When she asks me to do something for her in the voice, I don't even bother turning my head. You think I should approach her and tell her it needs to stop /jp/?

>>1167613

>>2D can't hug you

>>2D doesn't care

Yeah, but reality is a crime.

My younger sister is who I learned to lie with a straight face from.

>>1168352
>prank phonecalls
That's childish and cute.
>whining manipulative voice
Hit her in the face.

>>1168362
It's weird how easy it is for me to lie. I've never been caught on one either. My entire life is a lie.

>>1168372

Oh, you spick for yourself. I'm a fat smelly antisocial NEET, but I prefer that at this point. My last 3 girlfriends were so bad, I don't ever want to have sex again. I'm smelly and disgusting as a -defensive measure-. Just because I can lie, doesn't mean I know when -I'm- being lied to.

>>1167719
thirded
Even if someone offered me their loli for free in real life with no consequences I wouldn't accept it 3D fucking disgusts me.

>>1168390
>spick for yourself
What?

>>1168409

never mind.

>>1168402
Sounds like someones in pedo denial.

>>1168411
No seriously I hate kids I want to hit them whenever I see them if by some weird permutation I have children someday I would move to a country where I would be allowed to hit them when they step out of line.

>>1168409
he was calling you a spic

>>1168427
You're going out of your way to explain how you aren't sexually attracted to children on an anonymous imageboard on the internet. Why?

Fuck you pedo`s, you know that even those "2D loli" would hate you if "they" could.

A~ merica

Hitorde kanashi wa

American dream,

American Dream~

A~ merica,

(America...)

Watashitachi to

issho ni

>>1168460
DONT TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT
NOT THIS

>>1167717
You are now feeling ronery manually.

>>1168460
Yes, but in 2D I can download them, pull my network cables so they don't send any signals to the 2D FBI and joyfully rape them to death. If they can hate, that means they also have other emotions, and nothing would make me hornier than watching little girls die as I rape them at the same time.

ITT he's right, we need 2D lolis with emotions.

TL;WTF;DR;SANDWICH, go science!

>>1168402
I probably wouldn't accept it either. As they say, do not consume if seal is broken.

>>1168372
You think just being able to lie is bad? I can fake pretty much any emotion believably. I can pretend to be happy, sad, angry, depressed, tired, curious or whatever else whilst completely indifferent on the inside. I don't even know who or what the real me is now I'm so used to putting on an outside character.

>>1167613
HAHAHA OP is so funny he's going to be a normalfag? not in this life time buddy know the rule: once a 4chaner always be a 4chaner

>>1168543
my, my. you're ready to be japanese then. lol 建前 本音

What are some 2d loli videos?

>>1168575
Boku no Pico. If you use your imagination.

>>1168590
But penis makes me soft ;_;