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Where can I find voice files where cute Japanese girls tell me that everything's going to be okay?

I listen to ero voice just because they often have an epilogue where the girls tell you that today's a bright day, you should now stretch and get up.

Is there anything like that without the ero?

>> No.11641894

>>11641890
koebu.com

probably

>> No.11641897

Isn't that what j-pop songs are for? Go listen to some slice of life openings.

>> No.11641902 [DELETED] 

Dude, you sound like you have issues. Do you want to talk about it?

>> No.11641903

>>11641897
I do that too.

Most of Love Live songs are like that.
But I want the girl to just tell me it's all going to be okay and I'm a special person. Also occasionally tell me to do stuff. Say it to me like I'm special instead of singing to a general audience.

>> No.11641909 [DELETED] 

>>11641902
Please don't bully me.

/jp/'s the only safe place I have. Don't take it away.

>> No.11641911

>>11641902
Everybody has issues.

>> No.11641918

http://koebu.com/topics?q=%E7%99%92%E3%81%97

maybe

>> No.11641971

>>11641909
He's not bullying, he's being considerate. If anything you are the one bullying him.
And talking about things is therapeutic.

>> No.11642032

Why would you want to hear a girl faking that thing for you? I don't get it.

The ones doing it are just laughing behind your back.

>> No.11642084

>>11641897
>j-pop songs
Get out normie.

>> No.11642099

>>11642032
Because he is probably autistic and cant feel empathy or think from the viewpoint of another person so he would never consider that if it was never witnessed.

Most of that ASMR stuff is watched by autistics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally%E2%80%93Anne_test

>> No.11642113

癒し

>> No.11642164

>>11642099
is that true? i get serious autism vibes from most of the performers

>> No.11642167 [DELETED] 

>>11641909
You're safe here.

>> No.11642174 [DELETED] 

>>11642167
No he's not.

>> No.11642187 [DELETED] 

>>11642174
I'll cut you nigg.

>> No.11642204 [DELETED] 

Thread shaping...

>> No.11642204,1 [INTERNAL] 

this is what I don't understand

why would I want to post what I did if I can't post anything else

and now I can't even delete my replies

>> No.11642204,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642204,1
You can still delete your own replies, dumbass. You should probably stop your gay roleplay in every fucking thread. I hope you get banned longer than I did.

>> No.11642204,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642204,2
No. I can't delete my replies.

I don't even gay roleplay. I even responded to this thread legit and gave him the koebu link. Whatever, nothing but retards making real threads on here anymore. I guess I'll just go back to shitposting instead.

>> No.11642204,4 [INTERNAL] 

I was going sincerely reply to the kompeito thread too but I guess I won't now since I'm muted.

>> No.11642204,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642204,3
>Whatever, nothing but retards making real threads on here anymore.
This is a problem? Please kill yourself.
Why the fuck do I even still think this place is capable of decent meta.

>> No.11642204,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642204,5
You don't even know what meta is. You've latched onto a catchphrase.

>> No.11642453

>>11642099
Asmr is pretty weird though it's relaxing and I enjoy it. I'm not a sperg tho

>> No.11642453,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642204
whatever I just won't post anything on topic anymore at all

>> No.11642453,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11642453,1
That wasn't on topic anyway, so nothing will change. (~ ̄▽ ̄)~

>> No.11644269

>>11642453
Shut up nerd.

If you're on jaypee, then you are a sperg.

>> No.11644421

Does anyone have a link to the jperovoice mediafire? Mediafire changed how the URLs work, so the normal .com/jperovoice URL just gives a 404

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>>11641894
I don't understand that website.

Explain it please.

>> No.11648494

>>11648473
You read a script into the mic. There's bunches of amateur voice actors reading all kinds of weird stuff on there. Lewd and non-lewd. After you read them, other users rate your talent.

I've thought about making a thread for it to have fun with juppers and troll nips at the same time but lack the willpower.

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>>11648494
Please do make a thread.

You're going to make me so happy!

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>>11648496
No! I won't!

Despair!

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I listen to the worlds of Supreme Commander Haku Zynkyoku when I need encouragement.

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>>11648515
No.

Pls.

>> No.11648543 [DELETED] 

Thread shaping...

>> No.11648543,1 [INTERNAL] 

It happened again!

>> No.11648546 [DELETED] 

>>11648543
Isn't our janitor great?

>> No.11648551 [DELETED] 

He forms and shapes the thread as a god would form the earth.

>> No.11648559 [DELETED] 

>>11648551
Truly the lord of his domain. His will is truth and his hand is swift.

Hail Janitor, protector of the Otakusphere. May we forever live in these dreamlike days.

>> No.11648591

Yandere drama CDs tell you that everything's not going to be okay, but I don't know where to find alternatives.

>> No.11648595 [DELETED] 

>>11648551
>>11648559
Do you think he actually thinks like this...

Delusions of grandeur

>> No.11648604 [DELETED] 

>>11648595
Be prepare to be maided for that post.

>> No.11648618 [DELETED] 
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The janitor is a true hero.

The shitposters used to laugh. They thought that the janitor was a joke. They are not laughing anymore.

From the very start, it was a struggle against the people who seemed to have omnipotent power on /jp/, the struggle against the shitposters. He who posts on /jp/ today knows what that meant, and that it will not remain so in the future.

When the janitor came to power, he took over a board which was lawless. Indeed, as long as /jp/ remained unmoderated then shitposters from around the world would come to this board. The otaku used to live in a board that had been plundered and destroyed by the shitposters. The shitposters are only interested in one thing: Is anyone willing to let their board be covered in shit, yes or no? Is anyone stupid enough to keep quiet in the process, yes or no? And when a board is stupid enough to keep quiet then the shitposters say that this is good, but when a janitor rises up and declares: "You do not plunder our board any longer!" then they say that this is bad. If /jp/, as an authoritarian board, differs from other boards than we differ from them in how we are not filled with shitposters.

One of the goals that remains in the janitor's heart was to convince the shitposters of /jp/ to change their ways. He only fought when the shitposters went into action against him with a clenched fist from the very start, but then he said; "Shitposters, I will not take a single step back! Either you take the fist away or I will break it! I'm willing to discuss this with you, but if you come at me with violence then remember that I am not afraid of violence! We will fight each other and you will see that I can be even more violent than you are!"

And thus the janitor has won over thousands of compatriots. The board has come together, he has rid our board of the shitposters, and /jp/ has grown into a beautiful community.

>> No.11648624 [DELETED] 

>>11648618
Janny doesn't understand my genius and deletes my challenging post-/jp/ posts and threads. He just stamps out anything that don't fit in neatly.

>> No.11648624,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11648618

SIEG HEIL!
SIEG HEIL!

THE JANITOR LEADS, WE FOLLOW!
THE JANITOR LEADS, WE FOLLOW!

RISE UP AND UNLEASH THE JAN!

>> No.11648648 [DELETED] 

>>11648524
Why is this post still alive, janitor-kun?

>> No.11648650 [DELETED] 

Hello

>> No.11648650,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11648648
It's nominally on-topic.

>> No.11648650,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11648648
lmfoao

>> No.11648650,3 [INTERNAL] 

Janjan is out of control today.

Must have been honking the crack pipe a bit too hard.

>> No.11648655 [DELETED] 

>>11648650
Hey dude.

>> No.11648657 [DELETED] 

>>11648650
>>11648655
hi
i like cute voices in my ears

do you all like cute voices in your eears telling you everything is nice and happy

this is a nice thread :)

>> No.11648656 [DELETED] 

please dont hurt me

>> No.11648660 [DELETED] 

>>11648650
>>11648655
But Janny wouldn't let the people know the truth.

>> No.11648674

>>11641890
This topic interests me.

Are there any professionally or semi-professionally done drama/voice CDs that does happy voices like this one?

Koebu seems like bunch of shitty amateurs in front of their computer mics.

>> No.11648682

so how long until a real seiyuu makes one of these?

>> No.11648692

I think I will be motivated to be productive in my life if I had a cute girl sweetly telling me to be a helpful member of the society and that she believes in me.

I really do think so!

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>>11641890
I'm really interested in this as well. Please...there has to be something better than Koebu and generic J-pop songs

>> No.11648712

>>11648682
I'm guessing that there are at least several dozen of these already out there.
I mean, there are voice CDs for really really obscure fetishes, so I don't doubt it.

The only problem is that we don't know how to find it.

>> No.11648717

>>11648591
Do you listen to a lot yandere drama CDs? Where can I find some good ones?

>> No.11648723

>>11648717
Yandere no Onna no Ko series is good entry level.

If you want ero, /jp/ ero folder has several ones.

>> No.11648743

Seriously I need a link to the jperovoice folder

>> No.11648786

This thread is a threat to /jp/

If cute Japanese girls told all of us to be motivated and live our lives to the fullest, then there would be no one left on /jp/!

>> No.11648818
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you guys are weird

>> No.11648824

Is it your contention that a board centered around escapism is going to be threatened by more escapism?

>> No.11648832

>>11648824
meant to quote
>>11648786

>> No.11648839

>>11648824
It'll be different when it's cute Japanese girls motivating you.

A paradigm shift.

>> No.11648858

Isn't this basically Welcome to NHK, except in mass-produced form?

How come no one has capitalized on this?

It'd be great if there was a CD box made for hikkikomoris.

Starting from CD 1: try opening your curtain! to CD 16: let's try finding a job together!

>> No.11648863

>>11648743
why am i being ignored
did I do something

>> No.11648873

>>11648863
I can't find it either if it makes you feel better. We can be left out together.

>> No.11648901

>>11648858
Somebody send this idea to the Japanese government.
They'll surely make it a reality for us. For free.

>>11648863
Nobody has the links, therefore no response.
I'm truly sorry. But then, I downloaded all the ones of relevant interest to me like a true paranoid person.

You can find all of the hypnosis ones that were in that folder on NFC at least.

>> No.11648908 [DELETED] 

>>11648901
>>11648873
>>11648863
I have the link but I won't give you it.

>> No.11648915
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>>11648901
I love that feeling when my delusions and paranoia turns out to be right.

I told you so. I so~ told you so!

>> No.11648918 [DELETED] 

>>11648908
Please? I'll be your boyfriend. It's the only thing of value I have to offer...

>> No.11648923 [DELETED] 

>>11648918
You'll be his boyfriend anyways.

>> No.11648930 [DELETED] 

>>11648918
>only thing of value I have to offer
We don't take used goods, sorry. ;^)

>> No.11648942

>>11648863
Here's a consolation prize

http://www.mediafire.com/?aj7y6n24y3bhz

>> No.11648944 [DELETED] 

>>11648930
wow im in tears now, thanks bully.

>> No.11648951 [DELETED] 

>>11648930
>used goods
Do not browse /jp/ but /cgl/. And it's a good thing because I'm pretty sure that some desperate /jp/sies would actually date something like this.

>> No.11648954 [DELETED] 

>>11648951
What the fuck are you even trying to say in that first part?

>> No.11648964 [DELETED] 

>>11648951
You say so little, yet you confuse me so much.
Will you marry me ?

>> No.11648990 [DELETED] 

>>11648954
That "used goods" do not lurk in /jp/. Mostly /cgl/, /adv/, /r9k/ ...

>>11648964
Depends. I wouldn't be able to trust you knowing that your previous relationship failed in the first place.

>> No.11648996 [DELETED] 

>>11648990
I've never had a relationship.

>> No.11648997

>>11648863
>>11648873

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/s616qo0d71zzw/Erovoice

>> No.11649008 [DELETED] 

>>11648997
I am now your boyfriend, please be gentle.

>> No.11649027 [DELETED] 

>>11649008
can I put it in ?

>> No.11649042 [DELETED] 

>>11649027
Only if you buy me dinner first.

>> No.11649060 [DELETED] 

>>11648996
Then you're a virgin? If you're a girl, you WILL find someone. If you're a guy, you're fucked.

>> No.11649061 [DELETED] 

>>11649042
I don't have any money, do you take 3-meo-pcp?

>> No.11649065 [DELETED] 

>>11649060
Why would I want to find someone ?

>> No.11649069 [DELETED] 

>>11649065
So you can tenderly murder him/her

>> No.11649081 [DELETED] 

>>11649061
I dont know what that is, does it taste good?

>> No.11649084 [DELETED] 

>>11649061
What the fuggin fug dude

>> No.11649089 [DELETED] 

>>11649081
It tastes like burnt/bitter chemicals.

>>11649069
That's easier when you don't know someone intimately.

>>11649084
What?

>> No.11649095 [DELETED] 

>>11649089
ummm that doesnt sound tasty and probably wont fill my tummy. Please try to be better towards your boyfriend.

>> No.11649101 [DELETED] 

>>11649089
How the fuck do you not have any money but you still have drugs, did you just blow whatever funds you had on that?

>> No.11649106 [DELETED] 

>>11649101
I spend all of my money on drugs usually, I won't have money until I donate plasma on monday.

>> No.11649116 [DELETED] 

>>11649065
My bad, I thought you were >>11648964

>> No.11649106,1 [INTERNAL] 

what does asmr stand for?

>> No.11649113 [DELETED] 

>>11649106
What other drugs?

>> No.11649139

>>11641890

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>> No.11649141 [DELETED] 

>>11649113
Cannabis, Salvia Divinoru,, arylcyclohexylamines, hallucinogenic phenethylamines and tryptamines, sometimes Methamphetamine or Oxymorphone.

>> No.11649148 [DELETED] 

>>11649141
Just use the names the rest of the planet does, I'm a chemist and I still wouldn't do that, faggot.

>> No.11649157 [DELETED] 

>>11649148
That would be too much to list for all 3 groups, I'm
sorry.

>> No.11649165 [DELETED] 

>>11649148
What's a chemist doing on /jp/? Is chemistry anything like alchemy? Can you conjure cute golden lolis?

>> No.11649171 [DELETED] 

>>11649165
The entirety of /jp/ is made up of people in STEM, didn't you get the memo?

>> No.11649173 [DELETED] 

>>11649165
No, but he can turn your sassafrass into drugs !

>> No.11649176 [DELETED] 

>>11649171
I am neet, and if I'm forced into community college I will pick something music related.

>> No.11649181 [DELETED] 

>>11649171
I think you may be lost.
>>>/prog/
Trust me its super easy to mix up the two boards.

>> No.11649184 [DELETED] 

>>11649181
Heh.

Keep believing that kid.

>> No.11650198

>>11649139
NaCJG

(Not a Cute Japanese Girl)

>> No.11650249

>>11648997
I was scared when the .com/jperovoice link didn't worked

>> No.11650266

http://youtu.be/SdSS2rdLHnA

Check out her videos

>> No.11650284

>>11642099
I'm not a sperg. I enjoy ASMR and such because they're very relaxing. It's mostly just a different kind of porn, if it makes any sense. I listen to it so rarely that it has a very intense effect on me when I do listen.

>> No.11650291

>>11650266
that was unsettling. she's kinda pretty but her way of talking and the way she remains relatively expressionless made me close it really fast.

>> No.11650299

My life would be different if my mom told me to get off my ass and do something with my life.

I mean she does, but she's not a cute Japanese girl!

>> No.11650305

>>11650291
It's the circle lenses man.
Them creepy circle lenses.

>> No.11650424

Lately I've been wanting some feel good hypnosis. I could swear I saw some on dlsite at some point, like "encouragement hypnosis" or something, but I can't find it anymore.

Anyone know where I can find some? Getting mindraped is nice and all, but occasionally I need to feel loved too.

>> No.11651265

It's been 3 days /jp/

The world can't fulfill even the most basic of human fetishes.

I am disappointed yet again.

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>>11651265
I actually have some voice CDs like this I could upload and links to various samples on streaming sites but not yielding them to thread shaping. You'll have to find it yourself. It's not hard with rudimentary Japanese. There some in the erovoice folder too.

>> No.11651340 [DELETED] 

H E I L H I T L E R

>> No.11651348

>>11651337
Please stop using /sp/ memes.

It's disrespectful.

>> No.11655708

>>11641890
アールグレイ made a lot of those 2hu non-ero voice CD. But the theme is limited to sleeping with 2hu, confessions and dating.

>> No.11655735

>>11651337
shiba inus are otaku culture

>> No.11655746

I have a pretty FTP storage, how about you share those files there :3
ftp://fland.re
User 4chan, pass 4chan

>> No.11656009

>>11655746
What, why is it empty? I thought the fland.re FTP is pretty old.

>> No.11656030

>>11650424
Use english version of site.

>> No.11663924 [DELETED] 

WOW ITS RIGHT HERE

>> No.11663926 [DELETED] 
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>>11663924
WHERE

>> No.11663932 [DELETED] 

>>11663926
THERE

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>>11663932
NOT THERE, THERE!

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>>11663944
Not there, not there, not there. Uuu~ Uuuuuuuuuu~

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>>11663961
BUT WAIT!

>> No.11663971 [DELETED] 

posting in epic bread

>> No.11663988 [DELETED] 

ITT : People who don't know what a superstimulus is and probably aren't even aware their hedonic treadmill NEET lifestyle has caused irrevocable dopamine receptor downregulation and neurological effects consistent with hardcore drug abusers

>> No.11663990 [DELETED] 

>>11663988
I don't know what that means, but I think I should be scared.

What should I do?

>> No.11663992 [DELETED] 

>>11663990
It's too late, your neuroreceptors have already been burnt out, there is nothing you can do.

Why do you think NEETs almost always commit suicide before the age of 30?

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>>11663992
I didn't burn my neuroceptors!

I don't like fire. I don't burn anything!

>> No.11663999 [DELETED] 

>>11663996
Oh you have trouble with language as well? Very telling.

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>>11663999
I'm going to tell janny on you you bully!

>> No.11664009 [DELETED] 

>>11664003
won't change the medical facts, addict.

>> No.11664012 [DELETED] 

>>11664009
What are we addicted to?

>> No.11664013 [DELETED] 

>>11664012
Dopamine.

>> No.11664016 [DELETED] 

>>11664013
What is the superstimulus causing this?

>> No.11664018 [DELETED] 

>>11664016
Japanese Otaku Culture and your internet / modern technology habits.

>> No.11664020 [DELETED] 

>>11664013
Isn't everyone addicted to dopamine?

Isn't being unresponsive to dopamine a disorder instead?

Q.E.D.

>> No.11664024 [DELETED] 

>>11664020
Receptors invariably downregulate. Saturating yourself with ASMR voices simply results in, in a very short time period, your physiological and psychological response being no more exhilarating than that which you got when you were a wee little lad talking to your female classmate in grade school about what's for lunch

>> No.11664025 [DELETED] 

>>11664018
Do you mean that all the cute 2D girls are far cuter than the level of cuteness our brains are naturally supposed to deal with, and this is killing us?

>> No.11664026 [DELETED] 

>>11664025
moe death

>> No.11664030 [DELETED] 

>>11664024
I was very excited about elementary school lunch and my female classmates, but maybe you already had your neuroceptors downgraded too much to feel much of anythign.

Nerd.

>> No.11664028 [DELETED] 

>>11664025
To some extent, but that's hardly the end-all-be-all of it.

I said nothing of killing though. Merely of a tolerance / tachyphylaxis effect

>> No.11664036 [DELETED] 

>>11664028
But won't it lead us to suicide?

>> No.11664039 [DELETED] 

>>11664024
This isn't an ASMR thread.

ASMR threads are not /jp/

Stop raping me.

>> No.11664040 [DELETED] 

>>11664036
Does lack of pleasure invariably lead to suicide?

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>>11664036
>>11664040

>> No.11664049 [DELETED] 

>>11664044
NEETs are not exactly known for mental fortitude. When I said invariably I meant it.

>> No.11664055 [DELETED] 

I see this board doesn't take well to science.

>> No.11664065

>>11641890
http://www.mediafire.com/jperovoice

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