/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yukkuri abuse is not permitted

I have been taking it easy all day watching sports documentaries and playing touhou.

What happened to the Simyukkuri dev? Hasn't been updated in ages.

I haven't had much willingness recently, but I have been forcing myself to go for walks.

Once I come home I enjoy a nice bowl of oatmeal, or maybe some yogurt!

Why do people put yukkuri in Gensokyo?

Once they have done so, how do they survive in Gensokyo? There are so many other small, roughly spherical creatures there, and the majority of them are actually dangerous, like the kedama, and the Evil Eye of old.

omg, did that yukk die?

>>11649078
Seems like he can't take it easy, because of studies. He is still around but there won't be updates for a while

I started taking baths instead of showers. Baths are really nice!

>>11649109
They live together in safe areas and try their best to take it easy!

>>11649109
>Why do people put yukkuri in Gensokyo?

Nobody did. They just appeared one day out of seemingly nowhere and decided to take it easy. As for the ones on the outside, Yukari probably gapped them over there for the hell of it.

>how do they survive

By reproducing really fast!

Do Yukkuris fugg? They may reproduce by flowering, but what if they want to get freaky?

There is nothing I abhor more than this yukkuri shit. Every time I see this thread I get violent aggressions. Please, think of this Anonymous and stop posting. Forever.

Playing ksp and eating cookies. I am taking it easy.

>11649316

Baths are great! It is also fun to fap while in the bath.

>>11649386
I think you need to take it easy!

>>11649386
chake id eajy dude

>>11649088
What do you like to put on your oatmeal? I like honey and fruit if it is available.

>>11649383
They do. I'll just leave it at that.

>>11649441
I put fruit in mine as well, I put strawberries in for a sweet crunch!
I think I will try mine with honey and brown sugar next, thank you for the idea!

>>11649301
>>11649133
>>11649342
>>11649386
TAKES IT EASY FOREVEAH!!

i want this to happen to me

I will be your Reimu.

http://yukkuri-place.blog.jp/archives/142180.html

>>11649109
It just doesn't make sense ultimately. You can't draw some comparison to rats since Yukkuri are no where near as sturdy. Usually the explanation for their proliferation is that they've seen a pet boom and tend to overbreed.

>>11649454
Shanghai is for sexing.

I can't take it easy at all. I have to work all day and I only get to post on the jay sometimes. I don't get to.spend hours on here and I haven't posted in flanfly in a long time.

Do you guys ever force/challenge yourself to stay in bed even when you don't really want to?

>>11650476
>challenge
The hard part is getting up after 12 hours.

I wish I could take it easy like Melonpan does.

>>11650596
Melonpan works full time in a swiss bank, I don't think he takes it as easy as his videos would lead you to believe.

>>11650602
Well I'm still incredibly jealous of him.

>>11650596
He's an attention whoring faggot

I think I've taken it too easy! My body hurts and I feel grouchy after doing nothing for so many months.

>>11650693
Unfortunately the human body cannot cope with the capability of the soul to take it easy. A little light exercise is a must!

>>11649342
Why is reimyu's mamu so runny?

what is taking it easy

>>11650742
A euphemistic way of expressing one's existence as an unfulfilled parasite.

I took it too easy and ended up IVing and opioid. Now I have to live with the shame for the rest of my life.

I just ate eight poppadoms.

every now and then I slip into cocoon mode and just can't make myself do anything

>>11650847
every now and then I slip into your mom

>>11650856
Every now and then I slip out of my mom

>>11650858
I've only managed to do that once, is it worth repeating?

>>11649601
I'm exactly sure what's going on in this image.
Should I be scared?

>>11649601
I'm not exactly sure what's going on in this picture, should I be scared?

>>11650901
Your first post made more sense. Now *I'm* confused.

>>11650901
>>11650903

they become the touhou

>>11650476
Yeah. If I sleep too long I get a horrible headache though, and can't do anything that day.

>>11650306
if you're a small person that is!

>>11650804
that sounds like fun can we take it easy together i'll easy onto your dick hehehe please

>>11649441
>What do you like to put on your oatmeal?

Sometimes its good just to mix uncooked rolled oats with sugar, cinnamon, clove, salt and a little light olive oil, makes a savory/sweet snack that goes good on its own or on top of yogurt.

>>11652186
That sounds really good. Wow, you are a master of oat based meals!

I can't concentrate on anything and it takes me hours to fall asleep. What do I take so I can take it easy?

>>11653142
Cyanide or helium inhaled?

>>11653142
Do things. Activate yourself. Go outside. Challenge yourself, do things like dual n-back.

Trust me, I'm a NEET and if I don't do that I start becoming lethargic and sick. It's not fun.

>>11653199
>Go outside
D-Demo!

>>11653199
you are no NEET, crossie scum

>>11654118
Neetscum can go
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>>11654223
Will you normies just fuck off with your 'for the lulz' trolling? /s4s/ was made for your hilarity.

Why do you use exclamation marks so much? It's fuggin gay. You are impairing my ability to take it easy.

>>11654118
Obviously I'm in employment, education or training.

>>11654287
Your questioning is impairing me.

I want money.

>>11656708
I'll give you some dough if you Suck my cock dude

I can't take it easy! I'm having trouble finding a job and I'm also studying. I wish I could be a NEET for just a year.

>>11654118
You can be a NEET and still do things.
But as a NEET you can choose to do things you enjoy. It's a great distraction and gives you sense of progress and satisfaction, and allows you to appreciate downtime.
Since you're not being forced to do it no matter what it doesn't seem like work, because it isn't.
I like to do things with my hands so I make things out of old plastic bottles and hot glue (actual hot glue). It's nice to make something.

For those of you diagnosed with social anxiety, how come you don't have social anxiety online?

>>11656708
>>11656731
ugh, get a room

>>11657055
I am to a degree I suppose.I try to only participate in quiet, slow, cosy threads like this and mainly lurk since it makes me feel uncomfortable being quoted a lot-especially due to how you get the pop up message now on the extension I use.The thought of joining something like a /jp/ IRC sounds extremely unsettling.

>>11657201
IRC is for jerks, dude.
I know this is a joke conversation I'm butting into, but speaking hypothetically, if I had a choice between being a jerk and being so scared of other people that I never communicated, I think I'd choose the latter. Even if it was temporarily unpleasant, objectively at least it'd be less undignified.

>>11657201
Are you that guy who deletes his posts when people reply to him?

*is testing it now*

>>11657274
>joke conversation
Don't subtly insult me please, I did nothing to provoke you.

>>11656825
Plastic bottles? I'd like to hear more.

>>11657055
I lurk almost all the time and only post once or twice a week.

>>11649383
http://yukkuri.wikia.com/wiki/Reproduction

>>11657804
>yukkuri.wikia.com

ಠ_ಠ

I'm sleepy ... but! I'm too tired to move. I want to go to sleep and have pleasant dreams but I'm too lazy to:
1. get up
2. go to the bathroom
3. brush my teeth
4. urinate
5. wash my hands
6. return to my bedroom
7. change into pyjamas
8. climb into bed

I know I can skip a few steps but hygiene is important to me!

I'll just sit here on /jp/ for another few hours. Maybe I'll get lucky and fall asleep in my chair.

Literally FYAD.

>>11657201
No. You people don't exist. Stop pretending to be this caricature of a mentally damaged, diseased,neurological textbook patient.

I want to kill every single one of them with my metal boots. Splat.

>>11658229
you can take it easy, but dont be a deibu anon

Not even NEET lifestyle can escape the inevitable hedonic treadmill of Dopamine Receptor Downregulation.

>>11658248
Settle down Link!

>>11657055
Because I am anonymous and I can always feel safe, even then I still become very worried and anxious if I say something wrong and people respond negatively to that.
When that happens guilt gets the best of me and I apologize, despite the anonymity. It makes me feel at ease.

taking it 2breezy

Guys, I found the pony equivalent to yukkuri.

>>>/b/518222756

What do you think?

>>11658494
I want to see them fight. A dosu yukkuri versus a dosu fluffy!

>>11658494

Disturbing. All the blood is rather off putting. I'll stick to meat buns, thanks.

>>11658546
Disturbing indeed.

>>11658524
Are you nuts?

>>11658567
>Are you nuts?

Yes, very.

remember when these threads were about yukkuri abuse and had weird but interesting posts by odd 20somethings and not mundane teenage normie blogshitting

>>11658575

no

>>11658575
There is always time for abyuse.

>>11658575
Trying too hard.

>>11658575
Were they all 20somethings because it's almost inevitable that you commit suicide before 30?

>>11658575
Only teens think abuse is "cool"
Adults are content to talk about taking it easy like civilized people

>>11658575
super cool edgy attitude, friend.
lrn2 take it easy

>>11658681
Yeah.

I miss the old Yukkuri place. Now, only zidana is posting. The yukkuri CGRascal.

>>11658896
zidana only edits, he does not translate. Although I have to admit he does a horrible job at it.

>>11658910
Yes, I know. It's like he takes the worst fonts, and he never turns the text around.
I tried to fix that by suggesting fonts to use, and got called a nazi for that.

So yeah, basically I scorn it.

>>11658911
Yeah, I saw your suggestion. It made me cringe a bit. But at least it is not as bad as what happened at Farhad TG Forum and the "visual novel" some no-talent hack is making.

It also kind of makes me nervous when he edits my notes for whatever minuscule margin of error I made while sizing the text boxes. "Get rid of the log in your own eye", indeed.

>>11658922
>Farhad TG Forum and the "visual novel" some no-talent hack is making
Please develop, I'm curious.

And sorry for the cringe, I tried to fix it without attacking him directly. Because I know if I try to lecture him about it, it'll start as "you don't do it like you, you gotta spend more time" and I'll end up saying "you are a fucking disgrace to everything I cherish, I hope a monster truck hits you in the solar plexus and leaves you to agonize for years and years".

>>11658928
I worked on a few translations. This guy was helping me making edits. He mentioned that he was an artist and showed me a few of his sketches, I made a suggestion to improve his proportions (ZUN is fucking Leonardo DaVinci by comparison), he told me that was his style.

Fast forward a few months later, he managed to get a kickstarter going by several dozens of thousands of dollars, by whatever gullible idiots that like TG. I watch in horror as every attempt by the local community to make contructive criticism is swatted away with no regard of quality. It is a very, very horrible thing to behold. Pissing off the local mods has also done wonders to make me dislike him even more.

Behold, this is his "improved" art.

http://www.desura.com/games/gender-bender-dna-twister-extreme

>>11658950
>that was his style
LeoModesto used the same exact excuse. It's sad to see it still works.

>that picture
Genderbend + doodles? Pic related.

>>11658950

I kinda want to play it

>>11658976
I can't take it easy when you misuse the spoiler function.

>>11658950

I kinda want to play it.

>>11658986

Gomen.

>>11658994
Thanks dude.

I'm gonna have happy dreams now because of you.

>>11658994
Looks like the kind of shit you could find on Deviantart.

I just ate a chocolate pie thing I found in the fridge, it was tasty.

I'm probably going to play Osu until the wee hours of the morning frantically tapping colored circles to the beat of 2hu music. It's fun but definitely on the low end of the taking it easy spectrum.

>>11659005
Yeah, but how often do you hear of said artists getting a successful kickstarter for their hideous art?

>>11659730
Given I never backed a kickstarter, and given I never bought anything on Deviantart either, my answer is "never".

>>11658950
Wow. I would never do such a thing. My low self-esteem would never let me try anything like that unless everyone I talked encouraged me in doing so.
That guy is pretty bold to kickstart that piece of shit, I'll give him that.

I'm working on a comic. I sketched out 8 pages so far some of which I mat or may not go back and tweak once I add more. I guess it doesn't sound like I'm taking it easy but if I take it too easy I become too lethargic and depressed. Much better to have a personal project where I give myself a deadline!

>>11659976
You don't need to personal back them to hear about their success.

>>11660015
>Much better to have a personal project where I give myself a deadline
That sounds like a good idea.
I have many projects going on, and I never progress on any of them.

>>11660016
>You don't need to personal back them to hear about their success.
Giving a fuck about kickstarter helps.

>>11660015
I like the idea anon, what is the comic about?

>>11660018

Give yourself a strict deadline and keep to it. Even if the project takes more time the pressure will at least encourage you to work on it. At least that's what I think. I plan to 'finish it' by the end of this month.

>>11660033
It's a sexual comic involving a trap and a guy out in a snow forest doing it. I assume most people won't be all that interested in it.

>>11660037
That's not true anon, a lot of people like trap doujins! It's not my kind of thing personally, but many people would appreciate new content.
Do your best!

>>11660037
>trap and a guy doing it
I don't see how you expect anyone not to be interested

I'll kick y'all in the teeth until your head comes off

>>11660123
Meat bun.

Does someone have a link to the simyukkuri mod that isn't expired?

I'm going to my grandma's house for Thanksgiving /jp/. I hope I can have some easy times there. I'll see you all on Friday!

I want to die easy

I am downloading a Batman film.

I just got my legs waxed. It was a horrific experience. It was like a thousand giant band-aids being ripped off of your skin. I nearly threw up. Don't ever do it, /jp/. It hurts really badly.

>>11660610
I was looking into it just today. My body hair makes me feel super grotesque. I feellike some sort of ugly beast, I want to wax it even if it hurts, because it makes me feel really bad.
I'm only concerned about getting naked in front of some stupid wax-girl, sounds like a situation I will avoid no matter what

>>11660636

I didn't do it to trap or because I feel gross, I just love the sensation of not having hair and being able to rub all over my bedsheets and such.

For me, at least, shaving is much more cost-efficient. You could try it if you really dislike your hair, but don't say I didn't warn you about the pain. I was really breathing and grunting hard.

Getting naked in front of the wax girl is not a concern. Unless you are getting your naughty bits done too, you are just in your underpants, and it really is not uncomfortable. It is just treated as a business transaction.

>>11660505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbbOqzbyvg

>>11660674
thanks, even though you are me replying to myself!

>>11660659
When I shave my legs, I sometimes get horrible red bumps on my skin when the hair begins to regrow. I've waxed before, but it is extremely time consuming and bothersome.

I wish I could be cute and hairless.

>>11660683

your well come

>>11660037
Please show us your trap comic.

>>11660691
I am the opposite, I wish I could be burly and hairy, and grow a nice thick beard!
Then I could wear a red and black checkered shirt everywhere I go.

What sweets does /jp/ eat to take it easy? I'm a bit flabby, and I tried losing weight but it can't be helped now.

>>11660897
I really like gingerbread cookies. I made some recently because it's near to christmas time. I don't really get to eat sweet things often unfortunately.

What do you guys do when you run low on motivation? I sit around and do nothing and it sucks because I can't take it easy when that happens

>>11661259

Sulk, listen to music.

Motivation is a sine wave that you can't control. If you are running low just yukkuri with some music until you get motivation to do things again. If you find yourself with no motivation for months at a time, however, it may be time to take more drastic measures.

>>11660897
I don't eat sweets often, but I am fond of dark chocolate and cookies

>>11660705

I will when it's finished. Or at least out of the sketch phase.

>>11660705
>>11661748

But I guess I could show this for now.

https://db..tt/s1AaKy6t

nobody i know understands the pure bliss of yukkuri abuse, nobody...

>>11660610
But are your legs smooth now?

>>11660897
I'm diabetic you uneasy bakaface!

>>11661757

Neato. Pretty good drawing. Keep at it!

>>11662195

Actually, no. The way waxing works is that since your hair grows in cycles, there are little short hairs that don't get picked up. Also, some of the hairs break off over the skin instead of being pulled out by the root. You need to go about three (3) times over the course of a few months to get completely smooth. (My legs are mostly hairless now, but you can definitely feel prickles if you run your hand up and down my leg, stroking it.)

What do you make of this?

I can't take it easy. I slightly hit a parking car the other day and then fled from the scene, hoping to avoid having to pay the damage. Now I had the police visit me this morning and everyone thinks I'm scum.

>>11660897
Cadbury Jelly Popping Candy Shell
It seems real gross but it's the bestest sweetie in the land.

>>11662766
The law exists for a reason. You should have known that escape is nigh impossible in today's highly monitored society.

These things are disgusting. I pray for a yukkuri genocide before I go to sleep every night.

I picked up my prescription earlier today and I now have over 4 grams of codeine after extraction, this should allow me to take it very easy for a little while.

What do any of you think of using substances to help take it easy?

>>11662737
No fan of vocaloids, but this image just tells me that people should raise their yukkuri better.
Don't bully the weak.

>>11662789
If I ignore problems long enough, they'll disappear. Or crash in over my head in this case.

>>11662801
You won't need the pills for actual pain, then?
Idiot

May dogs shit on your grave.

>>11662918
I do need the pills, I was in a car crash 2 months ago and my back is truly messed up but I don't like taking the pills for too long at a time because I get withdrawal if I stop taking them, so I lay down motionless most of the time when I don't have to be up, so I have more and more left over.

I took it easy all semester and now I've been expelled and I have to pay back $5000 in student loans immediately.

Maybe I took it too easy....

>>11663075
I have 5 exams to do before the end of the semester and I haven't read a single book or went to any lecture whatsoever

>>11659730
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/huniepop/huniepop-a-dating-puzzle-rpg
This guy's a bit better though.

>>11663114
That one is actually acceptable, in a moe kyun sameface girl kind of way.

At least he gives a damn about proportions and shading.

>>11662853
>If I can do it tomorrow, I won't do it today
And yet I masturbate all the time...
Why is my penis the only part of my body that won't procrastinate?

>>11662766
I bumped up against a parked car once, while I was drunk (gomen) and even though I didn't do any damage when I got out an old person was looking at me. I was afraid he would call the cops, so I pretended to look at the damage, look at my car, then I got back into my car and wrote a fake name and number on a napkin and put that under the wiper of the car I hit

I shouldn't have to remind you that this is incredibly illegal though and you should never do it.

>>11663075

Ask the dean or sell drugs to get back into college for a degree you won't get a job in anyway and revert back to dealing drugs for income

or invest in litecoins.

>>11663086

>step 1 get notes
>step 2 get and take adderall
>step 3 study notes
>step 4 do step 2 first then take zams and get B or better on them

this is how i passed college

>Quit job
>Start performing poorly in school
>Start smoking weed
>Buy figures with saved up money
>Play JRPGs
>Play VN's
>Watch Anime
>Live in fear of the day I actually have responsibilities

Pretty easy

>>11663148
You think I haven't thought about that? I have no way to buy adderall especially now that silkroad is down.

>>11663282
Find stoners and ask them who to buy adderall from.

>>11663283
I have social anxiety. I don't even know where those people hang out anyway. I'd probably get ripped off.

n.b.: what this guy >>11663148 means by "college" is probably more like what people call a "high school," and addurrol just gives you something like a meth high. That is, it just makes you a jerk and makes you random/messed-in-the-head. Still better for people than ritaline, which has been known to make kids bite each others' faces off and hallucinate about demons and black helicopters and shit.

>>11663293
As someone who has taken a lot of ADHD meds Adderall doesn't really do that to you. It's more like you get the drive to do work, but often times there's a lot of side effects and shit that come with long term use.

Ritaline more or less makes you a complacent zombie.

>>11663299
>Adderall doesn't really do that to you.
Maybe not from your own first-person viewpoint, but from other people's observations of people on it, yes it does indeed make you into a confused crazy jerk while you're on it.

The more you know, man.

>>11663293
>demons and black helicopters

>>11663305
Depends on who you are and what kind of dose you take really. When I take any sort of amphetamine it always makes me more socially anxious and paranoid about everything. But I also get work that I otherwise wouldn't get done done.

My friends that speed on adderall and similar shit for fun usually just get high strung and go through all the work they have to do.

The "jerk" factor to it is sort of limited from my experience.

>>11661757
Oh my. Please keep us updated.

Any ADHD otaku here?

>>11663318
lewd

>>11663361
I was diagnosed with it when I was like 11 or 12 and took mostly Vyvanse every day for 6 or 7 years.

Have gone off the stuff now as the side effects were fucking horrible and I've decided to take it easy and stop giving a shit about stuff I need to get done.

And when it comes to otaku things it's sort of weird how I go about them while off the meds. Like while on them I would watch/play relatively rational amounts of shit at a time, where as now I pretty much do whatever I feel like doing whenever I feel like doing it. Like one habit I've picked up is to stop watching anime in the middle of an episode to go do something else and it can sometimes take days or weeks before I get back to that episode.

>>11663361
Is that someone obsessed with all things ADHD, or an otaku with ADHD?

>>11663367
Both?

>>11663365
>Vyvanse
Google says
>cognitive impairment associated with schizophrenia
whee, oh-kaay. Wow nice.

Does anyone else struggle with reading VNs because of ADHD?

It's also troublesome when I'm trying to play an adventure game which is actually my favourite genre.

>>11663383
Vyvanse is essentially a less powerful version of Adderall. Never had it for anything other than ADHD treatment.

>>11663386
It both helps and hinders me.

If I really like the VN it allows me to dump huge amounts of time into it at once. When I played Grisaia I did it in 7-12 hour increments. Though if it's a boring part/the VN in general is slow moving yeah it gets a bit difficult at times. Playing grind based JRPGs ever since going off my meds has also become incredibly difficult even though I really enjoy that sort of thing.

>>11663383
Not ADHD but meds made for one brain problem are often used to treat another. I had to take powerful anti-psychotics when I was a kid even though I wasn't a schizophrenic.

I want to kick zidana123 in the balls.

>>11663449
frien2 pls

>>11663455
No friend with that CGRascal-like scum.

I'm going to be doing the opposite of taking it easy this entire weekend.

>>11663459
starshine pls

I'm taking it easy and watching a 60-part let's play of Theme Hospital

>>11663752
Why are you watching a LP when you could actually play the game and have more fun

>>11663318

I am currently trying to do line work for all the pages then eventually color it. The problem is my linework is still really wonky and weak so I have trouble with this stage. I figure if I can do around 3 pages a day lined then I should have it done very soon. I've never tried to manage one of these before. At least not one with this many pages. The last one I did was only 4 pages and uncolored.

Drawing butts from an extreme angle is hard.
https://db.tt/r3MPyOqY

Maybe if I try really hard I can telepathically channel my own inner po-ju. Although to be honest I feel kind of bad for sharing similarities with his art. Maybe after this I will try to break away from it a little.

>>11663756
Playing a game is too much effort

>>11663759
Effort comes naturally when you play a fun game like TH.

>>11663759
Same here. I just can't be bothered to play games anymore. VNs are about as close as I can get. I wish most LPs weren't fucking abhorrent though.

There were no lolies today except a fat one.

>>11663759
Doing anything but sleeping and refreshing the same boards is too much effort. I wish I would just die already.

>>11663758
I think you're doing very well! There's nothing wrong with sharing similarities with poju as well, as she is probably one of the best shota/trap artists out there.

>>11663135
Man I wish I got away with it too. Now I lose my license for a while and have to pay a fine and shit.
Being a poor NEET leeching off his parents doesn't help.

>>11663135
>incredibly illegal
oh just not to mention stupid, too. Because any of a bazillion security/traffic cameras could have caught your licence plate as you were pulling away.

>>11663842

Thank you for thinking so. I've been working very hard to try and finish it within the week.

https://db..tt/uOWSwfkW

>>11665416
can you draw janny being molested by niggu?

>>11665416
Will you post it here when it's done? Are you going to colour it?

>>11662766
Driving is the exact opposite of taking it easy. I get panic attacks whenever I have to drive myself somewhere.

>>11665731

I don't know. where I would put it. This thread will probably be gone but I guess I could put it into the OC thread.

I'm currently working on color testing right now to make sure when I finish my lines that I am able to do it easily although I need to tweak a few things. https://db.tt/eR7AXoXH

>>11665736
I am the same way. It's weird to me how some people can find driving relaxing. If I absolutely have to drive, I do it at night so I'm at least alone on the road.

>>11649010
>How have you been doing it slowly? Please share your methods!
'kay

janny is a bully!

>>11658575
What is point yukkuri abuse? Is it to troll people? Do people actually enjoy it?

>>11665830
It's a way for me to get away and be alone, and listen to music at the volume it is supposed to be listened to. I still hate owning a car though.

>>11664862
Being caught DWI trumped risking a hit and run. It was back when Bush was still president so I think he didn't mind.

But yeah in most cases it's better to fess up.

>>11666077
10% troll
60% edgy kidz
30% gore freaxx

I tried visiting another message board called "/tv/" and I joined a thread called a "general" dedicated to a television series I quite like.

That's where the easytaking ends. The discussion itself was fine, but everything moved so fast. Any time I refreshed, there were at least five new replies. In under an hour each thread, there was a post announcing "NEW THREAD >>blah".

How do people do this? It's so fast-paced and stressful. I just want to talk about stuff, not compete in a race!

>>11666103
Quit drinking, already. Trolling or not, your brain is already mush.

>>11666107
What about the last 10%?

>>11666145

Maybe He puts 110% in everything he does.

>>11666140
Please count again.

>>11666152
That is literally possible if you are 10% better than the 100% person.

Nerds gonna nerd.

>>11658681

Its a pity, they would've made fine wizards all

People keep making me very angry /jp/, I'm finding it very hard to take it easy!

Does anyone have any tips for getting motivation?

I have some papers and a presentation due next week and I just want to take it easy instead. Being forced back into college after three years of taking it easy is quite traumatic!

>>11666175

Be careful anon, its hard explaining to your parents how you failed out of college again

>>11666175
``If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.''
-- Some nerd with some theory

>>11666175
fear is a great motivator. Fear me, you little shit.
>>11666174
>People keep making me very angry /jp/, I'm finding it very hard to take it easy!
You too, rawr

>>11666174
Avoid people so they don't make you angry.

>>11666174
I want to punch you in the mouth.

>>11666077
I like it . Its not gore because its beanpaste!

>>11666174
That's what you get for leaving your home.

>>11666244
so who here has refreshed this year?

Today I had a bad experience. I was coming back from the mental health place when the bus was full so I had to sit next to a girl. Where I live it's accepted that if you sit next to someone, you are a nuisance to them, so be polite. Nobody talks without it being awkward (because why would you talk to a stranger? Play with your phone or something.)

Anyway, her mobile phone rang and the ringing tone was some music that said, "Hold on tiiigh-". I recognized the tune so after she was finished I made some stupid song and dance out of it. "Excuse me, sorry for bothering you, but is that ELO? It's just that I recognize it, and it'll drive me crazy if I don't know. You know when something gets stuck in your head?"
"uh, aye, a think so."
"Oh, thanks."

I hate myself so much. Why did I try? Why did I fucking even try to start a conversation? I can't do conversations and I know I can't do conversations. Yet I tried like an idiot, and I failed exactly like I knew I would.

Help me regain my spirit, /jp/.

>>11666315
Wow, I'm not even you and I feel bad on your behalf.