/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11660523
>R
>there is no fuckin..
>OMFG ITS MAI WAIFU

Does ZUN count as an inhabitant

Reisen
"Yo, how's it going?"

>>11660523
Why would Letty be on a train, anyway? Is it even winter?
And more importantly, how did she get to the US?

I look nervously at her from the corner of my sight, say nothing, then get off on my train stop, or maybe even earlier because the situation is stressful.
How did I go to a convention to japan in the first place? I must be hallucinating.
I get off the train, think about that cute girl dressed as a touhou I just saw, and cry when no one sees me

>>11660560
(it was Cirno by the way)

>>11660559
>how did she get to the US?
Yukarididdit

B
Benben Tsukumo

I don't know much about her but I'd approach her and compliment her on her music.

>>11660563
So if I followed Letty, could I get to Gensokyo, and most likely freeze to death, since I'm probably going wherever Letty hangs out?

Patchy! I would probably rape her because she would be alone and she's weak and anemic.

Nazrin!
I'd approach her and say that "I have some treasure for you" before whipping out my dick and pinning her against the side of the train. From there it would be easy to have my way with her

>>11660589
But Nazrin is a mouse!

Mystia. Well, I guess I could comment on her unusual wings or dress. Maybe offer to take her sightseeing. Assuming she magically speaks my language because my Japanese is shit.

>First letter is Y
I can't even decide on a 2hu.

>>11660589
Nazrin is a mouse.

>>11660630
Choose Yukari, that way she'll kidnap you and take you to Gensokyo.

I don't think I know any 2hu with V as the first letter

>>11660589
ネズミを甘く見ると死ぬよ

>>11660523
S
Sakuya

"Hi, I think I know you from somewhere. Are you Izayoi Sakuya by any chance?"

I ask Alice about magic and magic accessories.

>>11660630
Really? There's Yukari, Yuyuko, Yumemi, just pick one and run with them.
I got a last name Chiyuri... try to meet Yumemi, probably?

Can't think of any for G.
Second name P - Patchouli
Makes sense she would avoid contact, huh.

"Do you smell corn chips? Oh, it's just you Momiji!"

Does Daiyousei count? I'd probably just ask if I can touch her wings.

>>11660523
L
Lily.
"But it's not spring yet"

>>11660660
G
Genji

I wouldn't be at an anime convention.

>>11660722
immersion broken

>>11660706
Maybe she travels the world in her free time, when she's not busy heralding spring in Gensokyo.

"Hey Tenshi. That's a neat sword you've got there."

>>11660523
I'd assume it's a cosplay and ignore the disgusting 3D pig

None start with a J

I'd probably think it was just someone in a costume. I might be inspired to throw a compliment out about how well she got it right. Considering it's Alice, she might think nothing of it?

All bets are off if she has dolls and they start moving seemingly on their own, though.

Mokou, I'd just go up to her saying that her hair is beautiful and what her name is, where she's from and that sort of thing. Assuming she can speaking English/Japanese.

I didn't know you were capable of talking to strangers, let alone girls.
I really don't fit in neo-neo-neo-/jp/

>>11660784
this
>>11660794
>All bets are off if she has dolls and they start moving seemingly on their own, though.
Scaredy cat

>J
>Last name also starts with J
Motherfucker.
>Decide to roll for a 2hu starting with Game, then Character (disregarding protagonists, even if the character appeared prior)
>Yuuka
I'll probably just give her a compliment on the parasol or something.

>>11660784
>>11660803
>>11660807
Instead of a 2hu, you meet Janny in the train.

F

Flandre Scarlet

"Hello."

>>11660803
Perhaps I was not clear; it would mean I would be very suspicious of exactly who she was and start talking to her more.

Alice is honestly probably pretty safe anyway.

>>11660812
I can only imagine the kind of panic everyone would be in back at the Mansion, the fact that Flan ran off to get on some random train outside of Gensokyo without anyone noticing her slip by.

>>11660815
As if they could do anything about it or would even try.

>>11660814
Oh, it get it.

Satori

I wouldn't do anything

>>11660829
>wow that chick is cute
>niiiiiiice tits
>wish i could just rape her without any consequences

Marvel at the surreal cosplay until one of us has to get off the train.

>>11660861
Who are you quoting?

Marisa! I'd marry her!

>>11660868
your lewd thoughts near her

Palm her ass as I leave the train.

>>11660873
I'd beat her up for stealing my wallet

Alice is the most awkward looking.

a safe bet.

Tewi. She'd probably be the one to approach and start talking to me, enjoying how increasingly uncomfortable I would become.

Both of mine start with J. I hate life.

MARISA MIMA MIMI-CHAN MEILING MERURIN MYSTIA MOKOU MURASA MIKO MAMIZOU

Im gonna fuck dem all

>>11660660
Wuuut

My first name starts with G and my second name with P too.

>E
>Eirin
Start talking about chemistry

>>11660660
>>11660920
You two should fug

There are no X touhous.

>>11660933
Hello Xavier.

>>11660940
My name isn't Xavier.

>>11660942
There are other names that start with X?

>>11660945
seX

>Wriggle

No thanks I don't want to get flu.

Fug I get Tenshi? O well ill rape the shit out of her and give her entertainment.

>>11660945
plenty of chinese ones.

Guess I'd be wondering how, exactly, a turtle got on the train. Probably find a conductor or someone to tell.

I'd probably talk to Sakuya about her daily life, but also would she think it's weird that I even know who she is?
If so, then just small talk I guess?

First one that starts with a "K" that comes to mind is Kaguya. I would think it was weird since I would think that taking public transportation would be beneath her.

>>11660933

No J touhous either I think.

I'd go with Eirin and ask her about the Lunarians or her expertise in medicine.

>Flandre

There are no Z touhou's either!

>>11661310
You meet Zun

F
Fujiwara no Mokou

Assuming this shit is real, I would follow her once she gets off and discover the entrance to Gensokyo.

But since I'm too beta to go in and risk getting killed by youkai, I would just film Mokou crossing over and post the vid and location on /jp/

>>11661325
In that case it'd be the equivalent of meeting God.

Realizing I only get one chance at something like this I would beg him to take me to Gensokyo. Hopefully he is benevolent enough to oblige.

If not I'd throw myself under the next train.

R
-Reisen/Remilia/Reimu/Ran-
fuck, I hate my fucking name

Daiyousei would look really cute on a train in contemporary clothes.

>>11661576
Tewi - I assume she's cosplaying and compliment her outfit. Tewi replies with a mischievous lie and then i get laughed at for being gullible, rest of the train ride is me feeling bad about myself.

>>11661576
I didn't mean to quote your post, sorry.

Aya
Why is she on the train anyway? She can fly faster than it. I'll go back to sleep.

koishi
time to find out if frued was right

Byakuren. Holy fuck.

I guess I'd approach her with some lame question about Buddhism. She looks like a pretty approachable. Oh yeah, I'd call her oneesan as well.

Also, do a GIS for 'Byakuren train'. It's totally worth your while.

>>11661632
Kyle go to bed

The gutsiest!

>name is Chris
>Cirno, Chen, Chiyuri
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>11660909
then you meet jojo

>>11661563
You get two of the best tuhus and complain?

Komachi

I don't know if I could. I'd be so nervous!

>>11661552
Please do not give the average /jp/ poster access to Gensokyo.

>not a single touhou with name starts with Q
>foreveralone.jpg
I-it's not like I care about Gensokyo anyway...

>tewi

I just want to touch her ears for a while

>>11662083
Quincy

>>11662090
Nope.

Well, I have 3 surname anyway. If Q doesn't work, I'll try with A and P.

>>11662065
>implying that's not already the case

>>11662093
Damn, I tried. Used to know a guy named Quincy, dude liked to huff paint but was pretty chill

>>11662098
And I knew a guy that was called Clement. Always wanted to snap his head open with a pickaxe because he was a nazi and believe me to be one too.

>>11662050
why did this make me laugh so much

>>11662065
Why not? Those youkai don't feed themselves.

>>11662407
Though with all the processed food, all the stuff in the air we breathe and the water we drink, city humans must taste pretty awful.

>>11662407
I never understood this. What's she trying to say?

>>11662552
I thought she was talking about eating humans from the human village

>>11660551
Does God count as inhabitant here?

>>11662552
Actually, human tastes like pork.

And porks eat mostly things that you would consider garbage.

I would grope the HELL out of Patchy

>>11662567
Since the true Gensokyo exists in ZUN's mind, then Gensokyo is an inhabitant of ZUN, not the other way around.

If a Touhou witnesses ZUN, they are simply experiencing a fraction of him, but not the ineffability of his existence.

There are almost no characters with B. There's Byakuren who will feed me to the youkai scum at her temple and Benben who just makes you wish a Prismriver was here instead.

>>11662861
what's wrong with Benben? She looks pretty

>>11662861
Yeah, that's a problem with the place.

I mean, on the outside seem pretty a nice place, lots of nice girls doing nice things, many interesting things to see and all that jazz.

And then you dig up and find that the vast majority of them can and WILL kill you or make your life a living hell in one way or the other without a second thought the moment they decide to mess with you or their master want some entertainment.

Unless you have the ability to shoot lasers from your hands or make showers of bullets erupt from thin air, ability that many humans don't have.
And even if you remove those that have to attack you directly to hurt you there is a plethora that don't even need to, from shattering your mind with a gaze to having you end up in some place born out of Lovecraft and Gyger's worst nightmares to straight out killing you by thinking briefly about it (and that would be rather tame).

A regular human would just be a dead man walking and considering how much it takes for Reimu to spring into action...

There is no J.

I sit alone.

I don't usually eat food found on a train, but I guess this is a rare opportunity.

M
Marisa kirisame
I would hide my wallet

>>11662926
The stage 4 bosses in DDC are just the Prismrivers, except they are one person less and more boring. They are some of the shittiest characters ever.

>>11663093
The third one made it to extra.

>>11662970
How many anuses has Nitori sucked to get that danmaku?

>>11663603
Exactly seven.

>>11662052
Reimu and Remilia?

Fujiwara no Mokou. Ok I guess. It could be worse.

Alice. I'd probably try to become friends with her and ask her to teach me the ways of a magician like her.

Hey, how's the job goin'?
It must be hard to be a martial artist in the place where people like to spam magic bullet and lasers. Don't worry, though, I still think you're one strong motherfucker.

>Sanae

"No offense, Miss Kochiya, but if you muzzle sweep me again that thing is going right up your ass."

M faggots get a lot of choices.

And if you're weird enough you have a Y.

>>11664354
Look what they did! I can't believe what they did! This L85, they ruined it!

>You are returning home from a anime convention
>118 posts and 19 image replies omitted

We really became /a/ don't we?

>Alice
Maybe I'll just grab some tea, let it cool a bit, and walk down the aisle to accidentally spill it onto her feet. See how it goes from there.

That, or I'd just pass it off as a cosplayer because it's a train from a fucking anime convention.

>>11667377
We're returning to our roots.

☒ marry

Wow, a 'post your' thread. Can't wait till these become the new trend on /jp/.