/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Thanks OP!

Here's some Oda for a good start.

Thread topic: Are you expecting any announcements at either Budokan performance?

>>11659924
12th gen when

>>11659924
The end is near.

>>11659921
I might like her but nah, another Tsunku fail

>>11659924
BK is past expiration already so if UF has any competence they'll announce disbanding.
So nope, no announcements.

>>11659924
Yeah they disband

>>11659938
Yeah he should've added talentless Rikako instead just because she panders to pedos

such a cutie

>>11659941
You would know right?

>>11659937
jesus what an uggo

>>11659951
>>11659942
>>11659937
>>11659932
What magazines do you think Miyabi is subscribed to?

i hope karin becomes famous

>>11659937
His large horsed face is so
exploitable for fetishes
>>11659963
seventeen and that kind of stuff
where they give you tips of unnecessary
shitty makeup

>>11660000
from the thumbnail it looks almost like the original

>>11660000
epic get :)
checked by your friends in [s4s]

stop bullying miya!

>>11660009
The more an idol gets bullied, the more jaypee loves her :3

>>11660019
Yeah, we sure do love Zukki, mate.

さゆみん一番かわいい

>>11660027

/jp/ only hates zukki because shes meaty and /jp/ loves stick thin anorexic looking idols.

i want to cuddle with maasa.

>>11660031
Actually /jp/ loves idols who look like idols, you fat fuck.

>>11660039

Calm down. Variety is good!

sudofeet!

>>11660044
Plenty of variety outside of the fatty spectrum.

The intro to that juice=juice song is painfully good compared to the rest of the song

>>11660019
Yeah totally ;D
>>11660029
>さゆみん一番かわいいそう
soon my dear, soon...
>>11660031
Im not a fat fuck but i kinda like
zukki i don't know why
>>11660042
Me too, the new maasa looks better
now that she is in his normal weight
>>11660054
$ sudo feet - c

>>11660068
TC anon, pls go

>>11660074
Who is TC anon?
explain yourself

>>11660068

I barely understood anything you wrote

Can someone please make a gif for me since my photoshop broke down?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdFaMJvdMf4&t=61m37s

At this moment in the video and just focused on Oda's face. Seriously, focus on that face, she's looking really fucking suggestively at someone off-screen (Ayumi?) and then does a little kiss at the end. Goddamn my dick

>>11660079
Duu really is a boy.

>>11660092
I want Duu to pound me in the ass.

>>11660095
That can be done
give me a gif of duu
pounding and a pic
of you, what do you
prefer, a dragon dildo
strapon or duu monster
bare d¡ck?

>>11660062
>Plenty of variety
>/jp/
>loli

>>11660168
There's also Momochi, the best H!P.

>>11660062

wow! this twig has has a different smile than that one! plenty of variety

>>11660182
So variety = bodyfat percentage?

>>11660181
unless in bikini, could be mistaken for loli.
also momofag is too occasional for making up to even Karinfag.

>>11660181

That's not Mano Erina

An angel.

>>11660184
Asking that only made you look more like a sick fuck.

>>11660221
Not only fat but also normie. Git out.

>>11660189
>momofag is too occasional
Some fag always calls me out because I only post official pictures and never spend any time watching her stuff, keeping up with her activities and making original screencaps. I tend to agree with him/her. I'm a terrible fan really, which is why I don't reveal myself very often anymore. I mean, I love her and all but there's no way I'm gonna watch her tv appearances and shit since I find her Momochi persona boring as fuck. Most of my Momo-time is spent tracking down solos, watching old photobook dvd's and waiting for her to break character and actually reveal something about herself. I often feel bad about the fact that my oshimen has been trapped in this black hole from whence no genuine information about her personality can be gleaned. To be momofag, is to suffer.

>>11660225
you must have a distorted perception of reality if you call that fat

>>11660225
different anon. Not everybody likes lolis and fatties on /jp/. Go back circlejerking with the lolicons on H!O and JPLOP.

>>11660236

People like that have no place in the idol fandom. People who think someone like that are mentally ill wota who have chafed dicks from masturbating all day and piss into bottles.

>>11660236
I called that anon fat.

>>11660241
Go back to you're normie friends. I don't care if you like lolis, but take you're normie beliefs out of here.

>>11660255
>I called that anon fat.
Right. Not him but I like lots of body types on girls. Sometimes loli-type, sometimes skinny, sometimes fit, sometimes even muscular, sometimes normalweight, sometimes curvy amd sometimes slightly overweight. My BMI is underweight although I consider it to be normal so I don't really understand what your own bodytype has to do with your preferences.

Which h!p deserves cum on their soles the most?

I like Zukki. I don't find her attractive, but she's definitely my fav new gen MM. She has this Chinami-like wibe about her. She'd also have the prettiest face among the new members if she slimmed down.

>>11660261

>>11660255
>I don't care if you don't like lolis

>>11660268

Shut up, pedo

>>11660268
Yes, that's what I meant.

What the hell is going on, the fatties are taking over these threads.
It's funny that the whales assume anyone who doesn't worship their fat queen is in it for the lolis, though.

>>11660293
It's what happens when people say silly things and only deal in absolutes.

>>11660293
it's trolling. nobody likes the whale.

>>11660293
>avatarfagging a loli

>>11660308

I like her
Then again, I don't solely judge idols on their weight

>>11660308
>>11660317
I like her too. You can like a girl without wanting to fuck her, you know. Shallow scum.

>>11660319
I certainly wouldn't want to fuck you, anon.

>>11660319

"You can like a girl without wanting to fuck her, you know."

This is /jp/, it's full of gross people like that
I honestly don't know why any self-respecting h!p fan would post on h!p threads on /jp/.

>>11660286
are you new?

>>11660319
It's not like a lot of us are any different. There's only one anon who openly expresses his desire to fuck idols. You all know who he is.

>>11660326

>>11660327

Nope

>>11660317
>>11660319
I don't particularly like her but I do find her entertaining.
The problem I have with her is that she tells her dumb/cute jokes and what not but because she's overweight its just gross.
I bet if she did that apple and toilet impression while thin, people would have eaten it up.

>>11660331
I want to protect Karin from you.

>>11660332
check a 4chan guide for > if you don't wanna look stupid.

>>11660079
Here you go. It's not Ayumi by the way, she's handling the camera. Probably one of the kss.
>>11660322
To get opinions you can't get anywhere else, well that was the idea anyway until hate wars started leaking (from pent-up forum-goers I presume). The new thread was pretty good till the 20th or so, and then angry anon showed up.

>>11660334
>I bet if she did that apple and toilet impression while thin, people would have eaten it up.
Good times of early 2011.

>>11660340
she's starting to have a personality. now she will never be frontgirl.

>>11660334
I've been somewhat tolerant of her recently, until she started doing her animal impressions in the new dvd mags. That was a bit painful to watch.

But I don't know, she doesn't bother me as much as she used to.

>>11660337

I really don't care about looking stupid though. Why would I want to confirm to /jp/'s dumb rules?

>>11660335
Great. Every villain should have someone who wants to stop him.

>>11660334
>The problem I have with her is that she tells her dumb/cute jokes and what not but because she's overweight
That's totally okay. The problem is those edgy fucks who spend all day in fat-acceptance threads and spew their reactionary shit here.

>>11660344
But Nacchi had a personality too didn't she?

>>11660345
Sup', Kentucky?

>>11660352
she started to develop one eventually and that's when she started losing to the newbie Goto.

>>11660352
>>11660360
>implying Yaguchi wasn't the true frontgirl all along

>>11660351
Why can't someone defend their idol if you diss them? If you deal it, be prepared to handle it, you know what I mean?

>>11660359

???

>>11660366
she was TV/entertainment frontgirl, not wota frontgirl

>>11660261
>>11660265

>>11660366
To what does "frontgirl" translate in bed?

>>11660373
I think he meant the people who insist she's not fat

>>11660379
No, I totally mean the people in the fat-hate crowd.

>>11660379
I don't see that happening here, unless they're obvious bait of course.

>>11660382
>>11660383
Wait now I'm confused.
Are we talking about people on here or on other forums defending Kanon?

>>11660389
Yeah I'm confused too. Please get outside forum talk out of this thread, if that's what the other anon is coming at.

>>11660389
>>11660397
Well at least I'm talking about people here bashing Kanon because she's fat, thinking it makes them cool.

Yurina is so beautiful!

>>11660404
don't hate pls

>>11660340
Thanks man, you're cool. Sometimes these threads are indeed worth something

>>11660412
If by beautiful you mean scary fucking freak, then yeah. Imagine running into her and Maasa in a dark alley, shit.

>>11660421
:3

Riho couldn't look at her once.

>>11660439
Yeah, I noticed that. Awkward as fug. I think Sakura noticed that and laughed with someone else off screen.

>>11660421
>>11660433
>you will never experience a broship quite like this

>>11660263

Yes! Wholeheartedly agree! I miss skinny Kanon.

>>11660439
Is that Maasa the giant?

>>11660432

Running into Yurina and Maasa would be my dream come true! They are so cool and beautiful!

The scariest looking H!P girl of all time. Her face looks so "off". I can barely bring myself to look at cover art of old Berryz because there she is...

>>11660449
You're one scary dude, anon. Guess you're into the whole getting tied up and assraped by shemales thing.

>>11660453
That's how Berryz fans are.
Except for Miya.

>>11660453

Maasa and Yurina are girls!

>>11660458
>implying Miya is the only worthwhile Berry

>>11660458
Judging by her shoulders, jaw and lack of chest she's the most shemale.

>>11660464
The burden of proof lies on you.

>>11660474

Proof isn't needed! It's a fact that they are girls!

>>11660442
She was so fucking cute right at the beginning, I had her pegged as the wildcard right away. Hopefully she reverts back to her true form soon enough.

Maasa = Momoko > Yurina > Chinami = Miya > Saki > Risako

>>11660482
I can sense your lewd intentions from a mile away, anon. We won't entertain your perversions. But they're men.

>>11660491

Silly anon, men can't be idols!

>>11660508

S-stop anon, you're turning me on!

>>11660492
You won't be so sure about that when Maasa's dick's deep in your ass and your choking on Yurina's veiny monster. I bet that was your fantasy all along though.

>>11660509
I know I am, you perv.

>hairy cunt

>>11660519
how do you even eat with those teeth

>>11660521
I would eat her out, if you know what I mean.

>>11660519

Don't talk about Meimi's vagina!

>>11660235
Just accept the momochi and we can pretend to be friends. Though I also have a problem following everything she does because it's too much for any non-neet person.

>>11660538
I can tell by your choice of words your excited by the prospect of dicussing her hairy vagina. Don't try to fool me, i can tell your aroused by this, you unsubtle animal.

>>11660546

Meimei is my oshi, I'd never disrespect her by talking about her vagina!

>>11660549
Your getting hard just by throwing that word around. Everytime you get to write it you get that much closer to eruption.

>>11660572

I don't get aroused by the word vagina, I'm not 13 years old!

>>11660579
I bet I can get you to write it again. Also, your Yurina-fag.

>>11660586

I won't write it again! Stop flirting with me, anon!

Post sexy images of ur favrite idol!

>>11660579
If you're not 13 years old, stop being so lewd.

It's fine to say you feel a stirring in your loins, but saying your dick gets a big erection from some cow-tittied slut's hairy cunt is not cute at all!

>>11660593

When did I say I got an erection?!

>>11660592

>>11660599

Look at that beautiful woman!

>>11660593
>some cow-tittied slut's hairy cunt

>ReinaClapping.jpg
Bravo anon, bravo!

>>11660604
I like her long feets

Maasa is a girl!

>>11660608
Got proof, samefag scum?

>>11660484
Close but no cigar anon.
Maasa > Momo = Miya > Chinami > Risako > Captain > Kumai

>>11660613
>not liking kuma

>>11660613
>Maasa > Momo

>>11660612

I am a proud samefag! I'll say it as much as I want!

>>11660613

Your list is good, but Kumai shouldn't be last!

>pubic mound

>>11660439
I'm pretty sure at this point that Riho doesn't give a fuck about the other members. She just pretends to like them but you can see through her easily. She doesn't even pretend with Oda (like in that radio interview a few months back). The only member she genuinely likes is Fukumura.

If I we're to watch all H!P related shows and videos, how many days would it take?

>>11660624
We divide them up? If so, about 7-10 days.

>>11660628
Well, the other members are pretty shit.

>>11660632
>>11660632
With all pb making ofs, concerts, pb dvds, dvd magazines, etc.?

>>11660628
>not realizing she's pure autism

>>11660637
I think we can make it, yeah. It's not like we have a lot else to do except go clubbing. Provided we're not all the same schizophrenic dude that is. A mod once claimed there's only one ip posting in these threads, so there's that.

>>11660645
If people knew how many posts were mine in these threads it would change their whole perspective on these thread's community.

>>11660628
As a person who pays no attention to Riho and always skips any scenes she's in unless there are at least two other members, should I consider this a fact?

>>11660658
Same old story, it's just you, me and three other guys. There's no way there's more than 6 people regularly posting here.

>>11660658
btw how do you open those "maturi" links? They don't work for me. Do you need a Japanese IP or something?

>>11660677
It's actually pretty cool if you think about it. Few guys and so many "something"-fags. We surely do now how to have fun.

>>11660661
I thought I was the only one who did this.

>>11660689
Like this?:
http://www53.tok2.com/home2/rwuhi/up/src/maturi43_0177.jpg
Those work for me, but the links with Maimi's name in it require a Japanese IP and also links that are for some site that has "momo" in its name need a Japanese IP.

>>11660690
>Few guys and so many "something"-fags
>We surely do now how to have fun
Freud would have a fucking field day in here. I think it got something to do with all of us wanting H!P to seem more popular than they really are, thus our multiple identities.

>>11660708
Or maybe the H!P fanbase on 4chan is just small

>>11660707
There's almost no pictures of Miya's feet in existence. :(

>>11660702
Doesn't everyone do that with the member they dislike?

>>11660721
>the H!P fanbase on 4chan is just small
That's fact, but it's still interesting how so few people can disguise as so many.

>>11660721
or it's huge, and the rest of us just lurk

>>11660707
That one doesn't open for me. Neither do the Maimi ones.

Those fucking japs and their weird use of the Internet.

>>11660754
I don't have a Japanese IP so I don't know why that link wouldn't work that I posted.

Rank your idol, Sayu is a major and Captain is a captain.

Have you ever wondered what it was like to be performing on stage? I found this and made me want to be a singer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTLrq9t3Z_M

>>11660771
Yes I have.
C-ute uploaded a similar video for Aitai Aitai Aitai na.
I got butterflies in my stomach and an increased heart rate just thinking about it.

>>11660771
God, Aibon and Nono are the cutest lolis in H!P history, and Mari had really long hair. Do you think they ever get together and sing minimoni songs and drink milk?

>>11660754
Works for me too, your ISP my be blocking it try a simple proxy see if that works.

>>11660645
Yeah, it's not unlikely that it's just you posting and replying to your own posts. What's wrong with you?

>>11660787
NO, and Japanese don't like milk or rather Minimoni doesn't.

>>11660787

>calling 3D girls "loli"

You will never be as dumb as this retard >>11660818

>>11660833
it's so obvious that that bra isn't filled out at all

>>11660835
You don't notice anything else strange?

>>11660842
what is it?

>>11660844
Something really weird.

>>11660850
tell me already!

>>11660859
Its been photoshopped in a weird way, but what were they trying to hide?

Miya wants to snuggle!

>>11660878
Maybe I will snuggle up right behind her and shove a foot of cold, erect flesh up her ass then. She looks like she needs it.

Fuck jaypepee you're throwing a party
without me, i aint gunna read all dat sh¡t

>>11660911
lel

>>11660883

Cold? Are you a zombie?

Why does Haruka always seem so happy whenever she performs, and why is she always so sweaty?

>>11660917
Sometimes the warmth of my body just isn't enough to warm up my extremities.

>>11660521
I used to have teeth just like that, and I never had a problem.

;__;

>>11660957
I wud fug Kanon and Yuuka.

>>11660962
No fug, I changed my mind, Saki is clearly prettier than Yuuka. Fug Saki, kill Yuuka and Wada.

>>11660927
Puberty. Males tend to sweat more at that age

>>11660927
dedication

>>11660957
>S/mileage will never team up with Mano Erina again

>>11661002
I want Kanyon to lewdify after graduation like Mano did.

>>11661005
Kanon has a great ass, I hope she uses it.

>>11660988
Is that a dick sock ?

>>11661014
Man if she goes /fit/ she could
achieve the most awesome
faceable body in all HP

>>11661035
Completely agree, squats and deadlifts for that girl and she'd be banging hot.

>>11661005
both her and Dawa are easily two of the prettiest girls in H!P right now.

>>11661086
Dawa has an outie clit though, which is pretty serious.

>>11660658
captain's hands are the same size today as they were in that image.

>>11661301
proove it

>>11660754
run a traceroute on it. if you can, try mtr and curl -I on it as well.

this is what i've discovered: http://www.speedguide.net/ip/202.147.63.148

>>11660658
risako so perfect

Well This is one of the worst threads I've seen in a while

>>11661338
mad that no one wants to talk about shitkuta

Here is Ikuta

>>11661358
Fuck that conceited cunt, I hope she chokes on somali cock while being tortured to death. Easily the worst decision Tsunku ever made, ahead of Shitaru and the chinks. Fucking fake poser whore.

>>11661358
Ikuta has the best face in the 9th gen and the best figure in momusu at the moment. Let's all praise the goddess.

>>11661358
>>11661377
>samefag newfag

>>11661377
I hate acting like /r/ on some bullshit.

Can any Ikura fan post thes selfie self-travel travel video again?

Thank you Fukuoka for procuring for us another beauty.

>>11661386
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJDAzOhtDds

itt ikutafag replies to himself

>>11661390
Thank you, I'll remember to save it this time. She's amazing in that video.

>>11661393
This guy's mad is off the charts

>>11661358
And here is lewd ikuta

>>11661393
>Maki-fag asks for Ikuta shit.

I want her to be the Marisa to my Alice.

>>11661370
Did your prescription run out angry anon?
Or are you just mad that she's not anti-social and unliked like Riho?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmDqTWvHDLQ

Holy hell! Kumai looks amazing.
Short hair sure does work wonders.

>>11661407
I prefer her with long hair though. Or maybe just not that style of short hair. I'd like to see her with the kamei-type of short hair.

>>11661404
I told you already, I stopped taking it. And the reason we like Riho is because she's autistic, while Ikuta is a manipulative, evil bitch.

>>11661412
>we

>>11661415
Yes, we.

>>11661419
Shut up, your majesty.

>>11661385
What a cutie!

>>11661419
I don't doubt that there are lots of Riho fans, but you shouldn't apply your own reason for liking Riho to everyone else as well.

>we

Cutie!

>>11661396
Ikuta body is growing tasteful good
For his back line and neck i think
she have an extra vertebrae, idk
but his long curvy back plus semi
fit body makes me honky as fug

What sort of things would you say to Kuma?

>>11661442
>>11661424
The level of your autism is off the charts, clear signs of medication withdrawal..

>>11661452
what

I wonder what Ikuta looked like before she was a streetwalking, pockmarked aids-whore with a toxic personality? She actually makes me miss Koharu.

>>11661448
How do you fuck with your 2m tall boyfriend? its all proportional to the height?

>>11661448
>I'm 5'11" you make me feel like the king of manlets.

>>11661460
lel

>>11661461
Kuma doesn't have a boyfriend, silly-billy!
>>11661463
Kuma is tall!

>>11661467
She's beautiful and it hurts. She's not above 5'11" is she?

>>11661471
Donn't know. All I know is that if I stood next to her, we would look like a pair of freaks.

>>11661471
She says she is 176 cm.

>>11661467
Well, fuck buddy whatever
man for those pictures i bet
he have a drain pipe hanging
in his pants and uses it to smack
those kuma cheeks until tears

>>11661479
The humor of a guy in his 20s who still thinks South Park is funny. Fuck off tc.

>>11661477
My dick is 1.76 cm
she is about 1.85

>>11661477
>She says she is 176 cm.
Alright, I'm good.

>>11661481
im not in my 20 and wtf is TC
everybody call me TC this TC
that but nobody explain me who
the fuck is this TC

>>11661491
Just leave, your character won't catch on and become a thing here.

>>11661516
What character? I think you misunderstood
my intentions, im beyond that believe me.
Meanwhile sit back and enjoy the thread
because im came to stay forever, even if
you are far from the internet i will become
a part of your mind.

>>11661460
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN8_dIQ-qfg&t=4m47s

About the same actually

>>11661540
They also mispelled her name in the credits, or is it the actual spelling of her name?

Kuma has a lot of pictures where she has her mouth open.

>>11661540
what the hell was that?

>>11661551
So do you want me to do something about?

>>11661554
Ikuta and her loli gang hunting down rape targets

>>11661555
Just an observation of her kumaness

>>11661481
South Park has been killing it lately. And the video game Stick of Truth is most likely gonna be great.

>>11661558
I will take that like a yes

>>11661458
I'd love to shove my nose in those pits.

>>11661558
Cronenberg would have a field day with that neck. Body horror.

>>11661551
I want kuma's odontology pictures

>>11661558
Do you want me to fix this too?

>>11661586
You should uninstall Gimp. Your stuff will never be funny.

>>11661657
So do you think im doing this for fun? Man you still don't get it isn't, im far beyond that.
Wait and see, in a few weeks phase two will be achieved.

>>11661685
which is the next persona from the archives will you be assuming?

:3

>>11661424
this segment was magical.

Is smileage significantly sluttier than the other h1p groups?

MM's Budokan concert is about to begin. Best chance for a major announcement for a while.

>>11661858
At the moment, yes but J=J is starting to creep up on my lewd-o-meter.

>>11661878

>Sayu's graduation
>New 12th gen auditions
>Tsunku announcing new group

I'm hoping its something to do with 12th gen, if there is an announcement.

>>11661858
This is jus too much. I don't like it. Sexy (in as much as any of these girls can be sexy) or the occasional "look at my ass" pose, outfit, or dance is one thing. It is entertainment after all and it is to be expected especially in this type of entertainment, but the thing that makes it entertainment is the tintillation of it all. But this is not tintilating. Its almost like your at a meat market and they are displaying their goods. This is not the type of entertainment I have come to expect from H!P, especially not from this group. It is just too overt for my taste. In essence, I think, they are just doing it wrong.

>>11661884

>>11661885
I remember feeling the same way when minimoni started doing more mature songs. I think they are trying to steer Smileage in the C-ute direction instead of BK.

>>11661965
i'd be more impressed if they could fill saitama like they used to.

Okai Chisato - Dars de Bacoon - Officially on Morinaga's youtube channel.
http://www.morinaga.co.jp/dars/special/?216

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxh5KAjwt8c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyCP6EpbVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fBR_1Ggxu8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxh5KAjwt8c

>>11661965
Dat white curtain

Okai Chisato - Dars de Bacoon - Officially on Morinaga's youtube channel.
http://www.morinaga.co.jp/dars/special/?216

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyaoGbBWxvU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxh5KAjwt8c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fBR_1Ggxu8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyCP6EpbVA

>>11661987
is that old norse for "eating bacon"?

please advise.

>>11662001
糞アンチは、このスレに書き込むなよ。
在日韓国人なんだろ？

>>11661885

>red and white flowers
>you will never have flower banter with a major advertising company

>>11662022
fuck off faggots, you didn't even get them in Kouhaku

>>11662029
What?

>>11662029
because Dentsuu can tell a national TV-channel what to do?

>>11662043
I'm sure they can pull some strings but that's besides the point.

0.307

>>11662080

>>11662080
I believe that's a record low. These threads really have gone downhill.

>>11662087
So the more pictures thread have, the better it is?

>>11662095
That doesn't sound right. Maybe there isn't a direct correlation.

>297* replies
>91* images
will we get angry anon demanding a new thread be started at post #301?

Apparently they played What is Love's MV at the concert.

さっさとモーニング娘。の武道館コンサートの記事貼れよ！
だからお前ら糞アンチって言われるんだよ！
糞アンチがファンスレに寄生するんじゃないよ！

http://www.crank-in.net/entertainment/news/28069
http://www.oricon.co.jp/news/2031391/full/
http://www.sanspo.com/geino/news/20131128/ido13112821270000-n1.html
http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/f-et-tp0-20131128-1224422.html
http://mantan-web.jp/2013/11/28/20131128dog00m200056000c.html
http://www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/entame/entertainment/208932/
http://news.dwango.jp/?itemid=4162

>>11662333
Speak English, Nip, before I drop another bomb on your face

i would love for her to read to me

>>11661885
This is their last ditch effort since everything else failed.
Sex appeal always sells.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvpVcDhkNR0
I'd love for them to do a 2hu cover ala demetori.

>>11662358
Worked with C-ute. Expect the same to happen with MM once Sayumi graduates.

>>11661969
I'm honestly surprised they could fill it that much as a regular tour finale with no graduation.

>>11662366
Is that really why C-ute starting doing so well all of a sudden?
I also doubt that Sayu is holding the group together that much.

ok lads... sod saving up for the tokyo olympics. instead, we use that money to pay off the loans we take out so we can buy h!p/momusu from ufa.

between us we probably have the skills to make it all happen.

>>11662377
But there's only one person on these, threads one quarter of a million I don't think that's enough.

>>11662367
the rest of the tour wasn't selling that well because of budokan.

>>11662396
Could do with a source.

does eye glue hurt? oda looks in pain.

>>11662397
too late now. but there were still tons of tickets available on Yahoo auction, eplus, ticket.co.jp. and such.
when UFP (or any agency) says "sold out" it only means they got all tickets left from FC and general public sold to resellers. those then resell/auction them for dirt cheap. There will still be plenty of empty seats. See C-ute Budokan.

>>11662333
Look at those ribs so disgusting.

>>11662377
Don't worry man, I already got a foolproof plan to buy the whole of H!P when I move to Japan and make my first few millions.

My first order will be firing any girl whose BMI exceeds 22.0 unless that fatty starts sweating

>>11662415
Why would anyone buy the tickets and then sell them for dirt cheap? Unless of course it's the agency itself buying it, let's not go there though.

>>11662415
>>11662424
Or was that what you were implying? Sorry I can't make out what you posted very well.

>>11662424
>>11662431
I guess he's saying the touts expected to sell them cheap but nobody wants them so they get what they can.

>>11662439
Sorry, should have been "expected to sell them expensive"

>>11662419
what needs to happen is for zukki to be graduated and for her to go solo as h!ps "dancehall queen". she is of a robust nature and people who are associated with that genre tend to go for the "larger" of the female kind.

they'd make a fucking mint.

>>11662424
no. I'll try to explain.
There are two types of resellers:
Big ones like eplus who work hand in hand with UFP to sell their tickets
And small ones like local resellers who buy tickets themselves from UFP to resell them.

Once tickets sales through the big ones start ceasing (because of high prices or small demand)
Agencies can take them off and sell them with lower prices to small/local resellers.
If they sell the remaining tickets to them they can slap "sold out" on their concerts since they don't have anything to do with what small resellers do with the tickets.
To UFP small resellers are basically just customers like you and me (minus them being own businesses).

>>11662440
>>11662439
Yeah that would make much more sense. I still don't get how it relates to the rest of the tour not selling well. Did the anon go check out the resellers everytime they neared a concert date?

>>11662461
>but there were still tons of tickets available on Yahoo auction, eplus, ticket.co.jp. and such.

>>11662440
>Sorry, should have been "expected to sell them expensive"
depends on would you buy from. Budokans tickets went down for a third of the original price on the net

>>11662461
>but there were still tons of tickets available on Yahoo auction, eplus, ticket.co.jp. and such.
small resellers rarely buy tickets for smaller concert since those are harder to re-sell

>>11662440
>Sorry, should have been "expected to sell them expensive"
depends on would you buy from. Budokans tickets went down for a third of the original price on the net

>>11662419
>My first order will be firing any girl whose BMI exceeds 22.0

>>11662477
So are you going tomorrow?

bmi means fuck all. i could be 122cm, weigh a 25 stones but have hardly any body fat.

>>11662500
>stones

>>11662498
No, I am C-ute-fag.

>>11662503
aren't you embarrassed
stones are even worse than any of the imperial measurements americans use

>>11662501
and?

>>11662502
Didn't you promise a video or sound clip?

>>11662504
use this to help you work it out - http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1+stone

>>11662507
you got the wrong guy.

>>11662511
do they only teach one method at educational facilities these days?

>>11662508
maybe you should use units that non island subhumans understand

>>11662504
>aren't you embarrassed
>british

>>11662513
they only use (and obviously teach) stones in the uk

>>11662509
Welp, here have an Okai.

>>11662516
nope. i learnt loads when i was at school and wandering around the local markets.

stones, pounds, ounces, kilos, the lot. some bloke was selling a horse that was measured in hands!

>>11662517
It must be sad being the only good member in a group.

>>11662521
sorry I meant they teach them only in the uk

>>11662526
team them the whole gamut of weights and measures or???

>>11662521
the rest of the world doesn't care about the UK so why should they be taught about your shitty special own measurements.

>>11662529
so you're saying the rest of the world only learns one weight and measure?

wow, how... lazy.

>>11662537
you british aren't good at trollling.

>>11662540
i'm not trying to "troll" am asking questions and gathering information.

>>11662486
yep, that is indeed too fat for an idol.

>>11662521
Horses are often measured in hands when they're not being sold for food in some 3rd world country. Even in the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_%28unit%29#Use_in_measuring_horses

Its one of those stupid farmer things that they'll never get rid of because they're stubborn.

>>11662517
I'd measure her with my hands.

Captain feet

>>11662651
16:9

>>11662658
what

>>11662651
stop thinking about idol feet!

>>11662651
>>11662684
le epic feet meme XD

>>11662692
>not having a foot fetish

>>11662692
That's not a meme, anon, that's serious thing.

I want to see Miya in full gyaru make-up

:3

>>11662775
foot!

>>11662782
bouncy bouncy!

Post pictures of ur favorite idol

>>11662872

Giving thanks to Musume today~!

Woops, looks like this thread is aging,
might need a new one

new thread or wait until image limit?

>>11663018
wait till image limit.

Post pictures of ur favorite idols

She has cute ones.

these girls aren't even cute

>>11663052
ok

>>11663054
He's right though, Ishida doesn't look that good without a bag over her head.

>>11663060
she has the lips and nose of a jungle asian

>>11663065
I guess so. Sorry you had to see that, the girls in here are usually much better looking.

>>11663079
it's okay (＾ヮ＾)

>>11663065
>>11663060
>>11663079
tc trying out his new epic troll

noice