/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That girl is pretty ugly. Is it supposed to be Konata or something?

Lets not do this again for a while

>>11648893
tiny loli

Best loli

Look just cut to the chase and post cute little girls already

If this is the loli thread, I'll post some I got from the last thread. I had it open, but it 404ed before I could save all the images.

>>11649045

Are those fart fumes churning about at her feet? Did she fart and it was so noxious you could see it? Nasty.

>>11649058
It's grass that's being blurred because it's not in focus for a sort of pseudo-camera effect.

>>11649058
Lolis don't fart. Those are plants made to look blurry to approximate some sense of depth.

Can the guy with the cousin who likes touching his dick confirm whether or not little girls fart?

>>11649083
They do. I never posted much about it, but whenever she sat in my lap or on me, one of her favorite things to do which she found hilarious would be to fart, on me. Sometimes she'd only come over and sit in my lap just to fart on me. Butts were also hilarious to her.

Lolis are so pure and beautiful.
I hope one day I can meet one and make her happy.

Lolis are really cute because they are really small and smell good and make noises when you squeeze them. Their their little butts and their tiny titties are especially cute!

>>11649169
What do loli farts smell like?

>>11649541
Like normal farts, what do you expect?

Why are they so puffy?

>>11649551
What is? Lolis?

i wish i was a cute young pretty girl, with many other cute young pretty girl friends, so that we could do cute things.

I hate real children.

>>11648871
you are too! :3

>>11649516
Their feet are cute too because they are the weak point of any little girl.

Also their hair is really smooth.

>>11649551

because of love

>>11648871
Your repetitious threads are somewhat less than "cute." More like watching a 20-year-old mongolid retard laboriously write love letters to himself.

Verdict: guilty. Sentence is death and an eternity on some "subreddit" or whatever.

This thread and the posts within it are punishable by a prison sentance. The police are on their way to pick you up for your crimes.

>>11650960
Excuse me, what crimes?

>>11650972
Well I'm sure that was a joke post, but you're so stupid I'm certain you've done something. Why don'tcha go brag about it on facebook? Get out of here.

>>11650986
I was never doubting that it was a joke. What are you going on about all of a sudden?

>>11650995
Death, mostly. Also how you should be using other sites, in my opinion. Sorry if I didn't make that clear.

>>11650999
This is still unclear to me, what exactly do you mean?

>>11649779
What is going on here?

>>11651094
Two friends/sisters in bed after school, and one wanted to try on some other clothes so she figured she'd take off her clothes before getting up to get new clothes, and you're walking in on the girl between step "undress" and "get up for clothes".

>>11651094
Two friends spending an afternoon together.

I want a petitte gf of age because it is the only way I can legally satisfy my lolicon desires. I think it is the best way to compromise between the law and my wishes.

But aren't those women sporty types who dig other athletic guys? I don't think they'd dig a computer geek like me...

>>11653139
I used to have this girl in my class last year of school that had the most petite body I've ever seen on an 18 year old. She had the kind of body that could get into porn just to please fetishists who don't want to get caught and people in denial.

Too bad real women don't like me. Oh well, 2D is better anyway.

>>11653077
Cute!

>>11653145
I don't know anything about real women. They are scary. Like I can talk to them for a bit, ask for time, directions, or something small like that. But if I had to ask a girl out I'd die of embarrassment! I wish I could have been one of those cool dudes who has like a bunch of gal-pals and can playfully fondle them and stuff.

>>11648871
Kinda like you're dad.

>>11653169
i seen a nude loli before

>>11653214

Whoa! Is there a story behind this?!?

>>11653214
Wow, really? Do elaborate. I have little experience in sex and women, so any pointers and advice would be most appreciated!

>>11653214
*Pulls up chair*
Ready for the story

How come in Japan, lolis are 9-14, but the west thinks of them as 3-8?

>>11653290
>>11653266
>>11653226
heweheeheehee well /jp/

it alstarted back in early autumn 1999 (i think)

I was like 8 years old
and i was jumping on the trampoline with my best friend and i peered over the fence and....


OHH SHIT WHERE IS HER DICK?

is my reaction in my head as i see his sister nude in the neighbor's back yard with her friend at the swimming pool...

so i called my friend up to see and we where both shocked and baffled....

i was shit faced..... and so was my friend!

i got a blow job received by a shota when i was 5 years old too!
wwww

>>11653336

>>11653336

Thank you for taking the time for telling me the story!

A blow job from a shota?
I had some experiences like that when I was younger as well. Fun times.

>>11653334
sensasionalist media and people who are very ignorant about japanese things. You know, like they'll believe only what they hear on the first media outlet they view and won't further inquire or do research on their own.

Reposting since my post was deleted.

>>11653334
The best ones are 3-8 anyway.

>>11653334
9-14 is the proper age if you go by the Nabokov book. 3-8 seems to be more popular nowadays among people who get into loli, possibly because girls develop psychically too fast nowadays.

>>11653387
The nips don't really give a shit about Nabokov and Lolita when they use ロリ. They've always considered very young little girls loli and they still do. Most artists who do toddlers even consider their work loli without anyone complaining.

>>11653357
I don't mean the west thinks loli = pedo, I mean the west "lolicon" are fullpedo.

>>11653393
Those works get tags like pedo too. And on the other end there are artists that draw girls with huge boobs and call them loli even though they look >17

>>11653396
Most art tagged pedo is also tagged loli. That's not a simple screw up of a few artists.

Japanese lolicons are much more fullpedo than the western ones. I don't know what dreamworld you're living in. If you think Japanese people who just like flat-chested 14-year-olds and don't want to go much younger even consider themselves to be lolicons, you're wrong. They rarely draw arbitrary lines at 9 or whatever it is you think they do. Hell, every time I go to the twitter accounts of artists who mainly do loli I see them retweeting pictures of real-life little girls half-naked and shit.

>>11649029
She's cute, but sounds like an old hag.

>>11653405
>twitter
I'm not disagreeing with the rest but I've never seen that.

>>11653417
A lot of artists have started twitter accounts over the past year and a half. They usually link to it on their blogs or pixiv pages. Some even upload some art to twitpic and nowhere else, though they're usually just sketches.

Twitter must not be very good at deleting illegal content quickly though. I've seen hardcore real-life CP on some people's accounts that has been up for weeks.

>>11653405
The girls in anime, eromanga, and doujins are usually like 5th or 6th grade(or maybe 3rd if mahou shoujo), meaning 11 or 12, even the ones I can think of who draw them resembling much younger kids. Even shows like Ichigo Mashimaro and Mitsudomoe are about 11 and 12 year olds, though they look 6 due to art style. Even outside of that, they have this range from flat to developing to oppai loli to loli faced and/or loli bodied girl.

Every time I see something drawn in the west, it's like completely flat, no boobs or hips allowed, kindergartner looking things. There's no range or variety, middleschoolers are out of the question, "this girl isn't a loli because she's 13", is what western loli liking types seem to think. Japs draw pedo stuff too, but it's like the west can only see adults and single digit aged kids, with no middle areas.


>consider themselves to be lolicons
You don't have to consider yourself something to be something.

>>11653431
>completely flat, no boobs or hips allowed, kindergartner looking things. There's no range or variety
Doesn't matter, they're all delicious

>>11653431
Hey, I like variety too. Don't tell me that the Japanese don't include 3-8 in "loli" though because that's a load of shit. I've been in the process going through literally everything that's tagged both ロリand R-18 on pixiv for the past two months now (I'm saving the -R-18 for after I'm finished, but I'll never be able to go through all of it anyway. As a non-paid member, it's only possible to go through up to 40,000 results of a search) and there is in fact a great amount of variety, but half of the artists are huge pedos.

>>11653445
You can use a batch saver. That way the limits are off AND you can set a certain number of favorites to filter out the shitty images.

I agree.

>>11653453
Thanks, I have pixivdownloader but I didn't know that any of the batch downloaders could get passed the limit between the 20,000 newest and the 20,000 oldest. I won't use it for the ones I can access from the search on the site itself though. With the way I like to go through every artist of every work I check out, and the way I like to decide on which images to save, it would actually probably end up taking longer if I was deciding on which ones to delete and which ones to keep instead of which ones to save. I do use a batch downloader if I like an artist so much that there isn't a single thing I wouldn't want from them though. Also it's just kind of fun this way. To be honest I'm probably seriously autistic as fuck, it takes me very long to decide on things. I have a folder for artists to consider following, not even ones I've decided on following, and it's made up of nearly 2000 users, and even for an artist to get into that folder it takes an intense amount of consideration.

Do you think they'll ever discover a way to bring the perfection of lolis into the third dimension, /jp/? Or will it only ever be possible in 2D?

>>11653470
Now that you mention it I'm not actually that sure if it can bypass the limit.
Man, I wish Pixiv weren't such jews about their premium features. Oh well, most of the pictures I find nowadays are found by reverse-searching an image and then looking if the artist has anything nice on his account.

Maybe you can narrow down the search a bit or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKTiBp_vItk

Post them.

>>11653522
The western version is better, most Asian kids are ugly.

>>11653522

>>11653495
But 3D lolis are cuter and a natural perfection.

>>11653643
>3D lolis are cuter
Here's a picture proving you wrong. You just cannot find something like this in the 3D kakera.

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2013/11/21/googles-role-in-woodland-child-pornography-arrest-raises-privacy-concerns/

>>11653685
Freedom my ass, this isn't freedom.
Fuck this shit, I'm moving to russia

>>11653678
Is that really the best 2D can offer? There are tons of better loli pics both in 2D and 3D.

>>11653719
I donno, the reaction of your loli sister discovering your LO stash would be priceless. Of course in 3D you'd be sent to jail for possession of CP

>>11653685
>which says it found more images on a Tumblr account owned by Gonzalez
So >>11653430 might not be full of shit, if people are making CP tumbles.

>>11653729
I think a little sister discovering anything sexual would be arousing, 2D or not.

A lot of posts are getting deleted.

>>11654433
A lot of posts are talking about disgusting 3D.

>>11654436
inb4 your post is deleted too.

>>11654436
My post was about how 2D was superior to 3D and it was deleted. So yeah.

>>11654463
Fuck you, Aikawa. Making me gay and shit.

>>11654463
why is aikawa so cute ?

>>11654559
Aikawa a cute.

A CUTE.

Also a tease.

They sure are! They brighten always brighten my day.

>>11654603
will she be ok ?

>>11654611
Maybe.

>>11654637
I don't watch shitshows, so I wouldn't know; but I heard she died.

Is that true?

>>11654787
No

test

>>11654787
she was dead the whole time

>>11653406
Grannyvoice is the cutest voice.

>>11654787
You only watch mature shows like sao for mature people like yourself?

>>11655731
>You only watch mature shows like sao for mature people like yourself?

It's ironic you say that, considering if I truly did have this attitude, I'd be saying I watch bakemono.

>>11655741
Well bake is the only half decent show airing now, so you're either extremely jaded or have shit tastes.

>>11655747
>only have decent show airing

Seriously? this is one of the best seasons in recent memory. And no, I'm not even talking about kill la kill or kyoukai.

>>11655871
Go back to reddit scrub, this season is just a bunch of battleshit and a couple sols. Those two are complete garbage anyways.

>>11655871
Even last season was leagues better than this.

I don't really watch new anime besides a few long running franchises but it's good to know some people enjoy the ongoing season.

>>11655887
Nice bait, but whatever, I'll indulge you. Yeah, KlK and kyoukai are subpar. But, Yowamushi, samurai flamenco, nagi no asukara are three pretty good ones this season. there's more, but whatever. I dont feel like bringing them up.

I love little girls so much. I really really want my own daughter whom I can please and spoil. I'm jealous enough to kill those who have a daughter or a little girl cousin or sister. (jk) I'd be the most happiest if I could isolate myself in a box deep underground with a little girl and cuddle with her in her filth (little girls shit, piss and other liquids are absolutely pure) for the rest of my life (or the approximate 8 years that a girl remains pure). This is what every man desires.

>>11655905
Yowamushi has godawful CG, I don't know what idiots decided to make a sport anime and have all the sport scenes be CG, but it's still one of the better shows. Flamenco is just a superhero parody, I mean if you like that stuff that's fine but it's hardly something thrilling. Nagi no Asakura has way too much melodrama, just because, it's just a pain to watch. This season is still a low point in anime, the last season had decent shows in a variety of genres and the next season has a couple promising shows with sequels to already decent shows.

>>11655905
>>11655924
Aren't you guys forgetting about kyousougiga? I think daiya no a is decent too.

Lolis are what keep me going in this world, they are so pure and innocent.
I just want to hug them and take them to places they enjoy, and see their happy smiling faces.

>>11656224
I want to take a loli to Disney World for the first time.

>>11656224
Same here. They always brighten my day.

It seems my post was cleaned up. I suppose it attracted the freaks that equate real little girls to lolis. In retrospect, they may have seen it as a challenge.

I am sorry for contributing to a stain upon you, loli thread.

>>11656475
That'd be great.

What are the legal repercussions of drawing loli in this year?

I want to make a huge painting in my room that looks like this but I don't want to to go jail if someone finds out...

Also is it illegal to draw realistic loli anatomy like this one?

http://exhentai.org/g/622549/b31c499785/

Serious question: is there a word to call someone who's both a lolicon and a shotacon?

>>11656841
A pedophile.

>>11656850
I mean a word that doesn't make the person sound creepy.

>>11656834
Wouldn't realistically drawn children presented non-sexually be considered art? There are tons of books at Barnes and Noble that have photos of naked children inside of them, after all. They're just not sexual. A drawing should be no different.

>>11656851
Lying is bad.

>>11656862
You can draw sexual depictions of children. You can draw whatever you want assuming you live in America. In big brother states like Canada and a lot of European countries though it's illegal.

>>11656870
>You can draw sexual depictions of children.

News to me.

>>11656872
Assuming your state has obscenity laws, they are federally superseded by acts protecting art.

>>11656863
I'm not lying.

>>11656873
You are trying to not seem creepy whilst being a pedophile.

>>11656851
that ephebe... word is genderless, I think.

>>11656877
Yeah, but it's only for teenagers.

>>11656834
Who the fuck is ever going to go into your room?

>>11656878
I'd just like a word to describe my orientation without the negative connotation, that's all. Like how it's better to say shotacon than pederast.

>>11656879
It's for youngly pubescent. If you don't like that, then you're just a pedophile.

>>11656882
It's about as good to say shotacon as it is to say fag or cougar.

Kiddie fiddler is a good term for you. It's cute and makes it sound like you're good at violin.

>>11656882
Are you stupid?

First, pedophile is a technical term, the negative connotation comes from the meaning.

Second, shotacon and lolicon are NOT technical terms, and carry negative connotations inherently. Japanese people don't ask you if you are a lolicon in a friendly tone, they do it with disgust.

>>11656883
No. Go look up the definition. It's for 15-19. Hebephile is for young teens.
>>11656885
>First, pedophile is a technical term, the negative connotation comes from the meaning.
Yes, and...?

>Japanese people don't ask you if you are a lolicon in a friendly tone, they do it with disgust.
I don't usually chat with japs. This is mostly to talk with other westerners on the internet, and I know for a fact that they're less offended if you say shotacon/lolicon than pedophile. I tried both.
>>11656889
I've never had sex with a kid.

>>11656885
>Japanese people don't ask you if you are a lolicon in a friendly tone, they do it with disgust.

This is not true. I've seen lots of situations where a loli asks a guy if they're lolicon.

Since loli is becoming a generalized term for young girls, like bitch became a generalized term for woman, what's a term that captures the original idea of a precociously sexual young girl / lewd young teen?

>>11656895
>Yes, and...?

You are asking for a term with less of a negative connotation using examples that have more of a negative connotation.

Also, chances are when you say you are a lolicon you simply mislead the person. I guarantee you they would think you are just as disgusting if you said "It means I have a sexual attraction to children."

>>11656895
>I've never had sex with a kid.
What a beta faggot. The proper term for you is virgin. It doesn't matter what your orientation is if you never have sex.

>Hebephile is for young teens.
Then it's the one I mean. Fuck if I can spell those words or even care.

>>11656907
>using examples that have more of a negative connotation.
Definitely not in the west. Can't speak for Japan.

>I guarantee you they would think you are just as disgusting if you said "It means I have a sexual attraction to children."
The point is I don't want to have say something like that. At least not until the person knows me better and realize I'm not a creep.
>>11656912
>shaming virgins on /jp/
What?

>>11656906
aren't those usually lolidom comics? At least they tend to be the self-depreciation type for masochists that like being called pigs and stuff.

>>11656900
Why are lolis so lewd and horny all the time?

>>11656915
I'm not sure. All I know is that the loli doesn't seem very disgusted, and often times has either no expression on her face or is smiling, because somebody will finally pay attention to her.

>>11656917
If you used a random Chinese word for pedophile it wouldn't have a negative connotation to people in the west just because they don't know you are saying you want to bang children.

And you are a creep. You want to fuck children. You are inherently a creep. Your biology makes you a creep. You are not socially accepted because you have something inside of you that makes you different from even moderately normal people.

Hide it and live the best life you can, or be ostracized for being a creep. Nobody will ever really accept you and your pedophilia anyway.

>>11656928
>Your biology makes you a creep.

Psychology. Pedophiles aren't biologically different from androphilies/gynephilies.

>>11656928
Not sure if you're just trolling me or just are ignorant.

>And you are a creep. You want to fuck children.
I don't think this makes me a creep. People only think it does, until they know me better. I only have good intentions towards kids.

>Nobody will ever really accept you and your pedophilia anyway.
But that's wrong. I have internet friends who do. One of them even turned out to be a lolicon himself.

>>11656916
People, like all animals, were built to fuck. Most animals fuck at puberty, humans like to wait 5 or 10 years. The girls that occupy that time are lolis.

Thank you.

>>11656944
>I want to have sex with children
>I only have good intentions for them

hahahahah

>>11656947
Children are going to have sex eventually anyway

>>11656949
They also are going to die eventually so we might as well kill them now.

>>11656958
>kids want my dick

>>11656954
You're comparing death to something pleasurable.

>>11656958
How do you know death isn't pleasurable?

>>11656959
Our survival instinct makes us very anxious about it, so I can at least say that dying is not fun.
>>11656960
How do you know that some of them don't?

>>11656946
That girl is really cute!

>>11656965
Fucking pedophiles.

>>11656965
And social anxiety makes sex not fun.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25090896

Even the children are child molesters these days.

It's pretty sad to see that discussing real children gets deleted in /jp/, now a days.

>>11656997
I agree. This kind of discussion is just normal for us.

>>11657012
I'm starting to feel like Moot is desperately trying to make this site as normal as it could possibly be, throwing everyone who supported 4chan all these years under the bus. This new moderation horseshit supports this.

It's sad.

>this thread

>>11654559
cuz she is dude

The US law against child porn includes both photographic and drawn images.

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1466A

Seems weird that people (pedophiles and janitors alike) care about the distinction ITT.

>>11657038
Fuck off.

>>11657038
>>11657059

Rumia is the best 2hu loli
Prove me wrong
Hint: you can't

I don't even know what's going on so I'll just post pictures.

I want to creampie a loli.

>>11657093
Thriller!~

Is that Uu~

>>11657095
I want to creampie a 3D loli

>>11657118
del

>>11657118
Me too, or, most preferably, a 3d shota.

Why is janny babysitting a rule violating thread?

>>11657095
Uh-huh, tell me more.

black sundress>white

>>11657130
It's not the janitor, retard. It's a mod. They think they can do whatever they want. I bet it's the kinofag too. He is the faggiest after m00t,

*booru spammer you are my hero.

Though I guess you're no different to what would happen if we had these threads normally so whatever.

>>11657136
I don't think that it's a mod, because i didn't even get banned yet.

>>11657141
You are delusional I'm not one of "you"

>>11657142
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

Hey Rumia guy do you think you can slow down a bit? No point in posting images randomly one after the other, I think. And one character gets kind of boring.

>>11657147
I never said you were. Just...you are my hero. And everything I would like to be. I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

>>11657153
I don't want to

>>11657154
Impossible she is a sexial being

What is the mainstream Japanese view of loli? What would the man on the street say if I asked him about lolicon?

>>11657158
I know what you're trying to do, it's not going to work

>>11657163
I remember seeing a video on youtube about what you're talking about if i remember it was looked down upon

>>11657159
Are you the guy who posted Okuu in the milf thread?

>>11657168
>milf
gross

Someone's going to need to make a new thread. this retard is going to hit the image limit with useless picture dumping.

>>11657159
Why don't you want to slowdown? You'll reach the image limit, then we won't have anything else to do in the thread. You could at least post some other characters.

>>11657178
Talk about loli? That's what this thread is for discussing, no?

>>11657187

my favourite loli trait is puffy vulva its the best. i like when artists include it.

>>11657187
You are the same faggot don't even fucking lie to me. You're making the same excuses as the Okuu spammer. What if we want to post an image with our discussion? Too late, image limit reached.

There's no point in just pointlessly dumping images. Either include some text in your post discussing loli, or, if the thread is unconscious and slow, post a pic to bump it or possibly spark discussion. There is no reason to just endlessly post pictures without doing anything. And even worse, posting the same character. Go to a Rumia thread if you just want to post Rumia, you're posting a character that we can get any time on /jp/, we want lolis that aren't posted daily. PLEASE just stop.

>>11657195
Mine is their petitness

>>11657187
Questions for /jp/:
- Do you hate yourself for your desires
- Are you scared of being found out or misunderstood
- Where do you see yourself five years from now

>>11657204
Keep crying.

>>11657204
Sorry you don't like my posting style

>>11657208
>Do you hate yourself for your desires
No

>Are you scared of being found out or misunderstood
Yes, but not a lot.

>Where do you see yourself five years from now
I don't know.

>>11657208
Not at all

Not really.

Still on 4chan, hopefully.

>>11657208

no

i dont wanna go to jail or a mental hosptial for jacking off to anime kids

dead

Isn't the problem that we're trying to discuss loli, but we're not allowed which is why this guy is dumping images?

Anyway, I'd be interested in you guys' thoughts:
Should 3D loli be legal, just 2D loli, or neither?

>>11657208
>Do you hate yourself for your desires
Yes
>Are you scared of being found out or misunderstood
Yes
?Where do you see yourself five years from now
Thailand learning and mastering truMUAYTHAI obviously

>>11657226
Maximum freedom, just to see where it goes.

>>11657211
Because it's objectively trash. You're going to end up hitting the image limit, then this thread will be here, and there's nothing we can do in it. Just talking with an image limit reached is not how threads are supposed to be, this is a goddamn imageboard.

And again, posting one touhou is fucking stupid. We have threads dedicated to single touhous, and you're posing a single one. I would not mind nearly as much if you posted other loli touhou like Remilia, Flandre, Suwako, Cirno, and such, but you are posting ONLY Rumia. It's clear you WANT this thread to die so you can get some sort of smug satisfaction out of seeing threads you dislike being unable to post anything.

>>11657255
I respect your opinion

>>11657204
>we want lolis that aren't posted daily
You speak for everyone?
This is a fetish thread you fuck fetishes are NOT otaku culture you image dumpers are just using it as an excuse to post girls from animes look at the fucking zr thread someone dumped that chuuni girl
>>>/ota/2
you'll fit right in with those anime loving shitposters

>>11657216
>>11657219
>>11657224
Thank you for responding

>>11657228
Thank you for responding but please do not misuse the spoiler function.

>>11657255
lel look at this permavirg

Oh no! Rumia dropped her ice cream cone!
Would you give her your's?

>>11657309
>your's

>>11657309
What ice cream flavor is popular among lolis? Does such a statistic exist? Do similar statistics exist?

Little girls eating snacks.

>>11657319
There must be right? For marketing reasons right?

>>11657319
I think /jp/ represent a good cross-section of little girls so according to this thread >>11650619 it's chocolate chip.

>>11657329
Mint candy is gross

>>11657321
Little girls eating meals.

>>11657333
Little girls eating meals while on the go.

>>11657195
Me too!

>>11657332
I'll twat in you in the mug if you utter another piece of gobshite like that again you cheeky cunt.

>>11657338
Little girls eating "meals."

It's somebodies birthday somewhere in the world

>>11657346
mint a shit

A SHIT

>>11657351
I'll show you a shit

>>11657354

>>11657351
>I respect your opinion

>>11657354
Do not bully little Rumia!

>>11657354
ZUN's Artwork may not be amazing, but it's still neat! At least sometimes

What kind of pantsu do lolis like the most?
What kind of pantsu design do lolis like the most?
What kind of loli pantsu is your favorite?

>>11657358
Arigato

>>11657351
but mint is the best mew mew

>>11655898
Cute image dude.

Lolis are a miracle of the universe

>>11657373
I try.

>>11657363
please respond

Why is Rumia eating a raw steak so cute?

>>11657383
I have that shirt

>>11657286
Remilia looks good in Rumia's dress, black too.

loli bondage

>>11657392
What are the aminals? They remind me of something.

>>11657395

Someone post slavic lolis in track suits.

>>11657392
Yes but do you have this shirt?

This is kind of a request: Do any of you that picture of a little girl doing double peace and smiling, but she is wearing a t-shirt that says "Sea of Lies" shaped like a heart?

>>11657429
Sounds lame.

What loli hairstyle is your favorite?
I like pigtails

>>11657436
Regardless, have you see it? I remember it being posted a lot back in presplit /a/, but have been unable to find it again.

>>11657367
And the cutest Angel!

>>11657429
That's very very specific. I'll see if I can find anything but I doubt it.

>>11657453
Why is her head/eyes so wiiiiiiiiiide (apart)?

>>11657459
That's how we liked things back when

>>11657446
Never seen it as far as I remember.

>>11657467
'You guys' had a hard life

What pokemon do lolis like the most?

>>11657467
Is Galaxy Angel fun? It seems pretty long so I haven't played it yet.

>>11657485
Lolis like Mr. Mime the most, because he's like a funny clown!

>>11657489
I thought kids hate clowns.

>>11657489
I thought lolis were afraid of clowns

>>11657473
It was a crazy time

Do you like lolis in bikinis?

>>11657501
Nice nails.

>>11657501
That reminds me of Luste.

>>11657485
lickitung for obvious reasons

Or do you like your lolis in lingerie?

>>11657309
>>11657319
>>11657321
>>11657332
>>11657333
>>11657345

>>11657507
Because it's pink?

>>11657493
>>11657494
No because then why would clowns be for kids?

>>11657485
Watch pokemon smash to see. I don't think it would be a first gen pokemon though

>>11657507
lewd

>>11657525
H-He meant so they can eat ice cream together!

Wh-What are you thinking?!?!

>>11657501
lolis in revealing clothing is a gateway drug

>>11657520
Because adults are sadistic, evil beings

>>11657444
More pigtail goodness

>>11657533
Pure innocent thoughts!
Why? What did you think I was thinking??

>>11657531
You know from experience?

Thanks for your hard work Rumia guy!

>>11657557
He did nothing but kill the thread prematurely days before it would have finished naturally. At least this thread went on for a while.

>>11657568
You know we can discuss loli without images right? Just don't unnecessarily bump the thread

>>11657546
The Bible says so.

Thanks a lot you stupid fucking Rumia shitposter. Now this thread is fucking dead because we can't fucking post images. Your next suggestion is going to be something fucking stupid like "Oh just upload to imgur and post the link!" then you'll spam the thread with that. Fuck off, just because you don't like a thread doesn't mean you need to spam your bullshit while pretending you want to help the thread. On the, very very VERY rare chance you actually do want to help the thread: threads don't need to fucking end this quickly, threads on /jp/ can last for weeks, there are a lot of threads from last month, and a few from SEPTEMBER. This isn't fucking /v/ or /a/. Go to a goddamn Rumia thread if you want to fucking post Rumia, don't bring it to this thread where people don't want the same fucking character posted and nothing else. Can you please just fucking stop it? It's so fucking annoying, and now we can't do anything in this thread except talk without images, because of you. You effectively ruined the fucking thread, just like you did to the older woman thread. The thread lasted TWO FUCKING HOURS after you started with your shitspamming. I've only hated one person in my life, but fuck you, I hate you and I hope you die!

I can't fucking take it easy like this!

>>11657604
The only way to win against an autist is to play by their own game against them.

Every time you see him spamming a thread, counter-spam him with whatever you please. I've tested this exhaustively; it works.

>>11657616
>I've tested this exhaustively

You must be an Aikido master by now!

>>11657604
Fuck you guys, I'm going to /ota/ and never coming back!
http://ota-ch.com/jp/

>>11657619
Believe it or not, I wasn't always a handsome stud. I used to an anti-social loser like you, until I started Aikido more than a year ago.

In Aikido, you need to communicate to your partner to be successful, my partner was a very talkative person, I couldn't help but open up to him. He's now my best friend, and through him, I lost my old ways and became a man.

>>11657604
Just a suggestion, but you could just remake the thread if he's going to keep doing it.

>>11657647
That's a sound suggestion, and probably something I could do, but one or more of these four things will happen:
1: People will say there's already a loli thread up and to condense my threads
2: He will come to the new thread
3: The janitor will delete it because there's already a thread up
4: The thread goes off perfectly fine without any of these happening.

The chance of number 4 going well doesn't compare to the other 3, in my eyes.

>>11657654

Might as well try, is what I'm saying. If he wants to start spamming one thread, I think that's a valid reason to make another and to mention that in the OP. People shouldn't get angry at you chaining a thread that died too quickly from image spam. I almost never see the janitor delete threads that aren't condensed. An example would be how Youmu fans never condense their threads and usually need to have 3-4 up at any given time (likely made by the same person). Those are never deleted. If he does delete it then tough luck, just try another time I guess.

>>11657647
No that's what he wants us to do to make a bunch of these threads until they're not allowed anymore and deleted on sight
Also stop bumping the fucking thread

>>11657675
Thanks for the advice, I'll probably try it, even though I'm not the one who makes loli threads.

>>11657678
Yes, sorry, forgot my sage.

>>11657444
It has to be ponytails. Nothing is as nice or cute as a ponytail, showing off the shininess and softness of the hair, the back of the neck, and the ears. It's perfect.

>>11657501
Yes. At first I liked lolis in one piece swimsuits were better, but lolis in bikinis has somehow gained my favor lately. Something about their entirely flat chests being covered by those small pieces of fabric really, really gets me going. Seeing their small hips stretch out that small bikini bottom is amazing too.

>>11657509
For some reason, no. I do not like lolis in lingerie that much.

You guys are pushing it
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S11625480#p11645090

>>11657444
>>11657752
Actually, the best hairstyle is a square fringe above the eyes, and long everywhere else, preferably down to the middle of the back.

>>11657789
What, like a hime cut?

>>11657800
Hime cut, by definition, is short on the sides, so no.

>>11657800
Why aren't you saging when you're not contributing anything worthwhile towards the thread?

>>11657806
Please provide a picture of what you're describing. I cannot imagine it.

>>11657806
It's "sageing".

>>11657808
I mistyped.

>>11657809
It's OK.

>>11657789
If only someone hadn't shit up the thrread with 2hu then you could've posted a picute

>>11657802
http://lesswrong.com/lw/nz/arguing_by_definition/

>>11657817
I love skeptics, they're so cute.

>>11657817
That link isn't relevant.

>>11657808
>>11657815
Imagine, like, Ilya from FSN, but with a squarer fringe.

>>11657819
http://people.sc.fsu.edu/~jburkardt/fun/wordplay/by_definition.html

>>11657823
I can kind of imagine it now but I don't think it's that cute.

ITT: Pedophiles

(btw i saged this)

>>11657833
Ya think?

>>11657830
Hair is my fetish and the most important part of the body for me, so I know what I'm talking about.

I would like to raise a daughter (hopefully she would stay 11 forever) but I don't want to deal with a wife. Babysitting my neighbor was fun. Girls are so spunky and lively.

Maybe real life isn't so nice though when you end up dealing with them every day.

>>11657833
Le pedophile sage?

>>11657863
Le pédophile sage

What is a good place for stories now that loliwood has finshed updating?

>>11657847
>Babysitting my neighbor was fun.

I'd be interested in this, but aren't babysitters usually girls? How did you get them to even trust you as a male?