/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would like to feel large breasts.

OPPAI SURE BANZAI

The chicken breasts I buy are too large to eat in one sitting. I think they should kill some chickens earlier before they grow too big. Maybe this wouldn't be cost-effective.

Thank you for reading.

kamisama

arigatou

They are the best.

Someone please post a topical thread.

gomenasai

>>11653783

Would you settle for a tropical thread?

>>11653788

One of my favorite pixiv's tags.

>>11653814
oppai?

>>11653822
おへそ Indeed.

>>11653829
uwaa

I like cowtit cleavage very much

>>11653742
I like them when they come with nice thick bodies otherwise they don't do that much for me

I like all sizes, as long as they're 2D.

Patchouli is big!

>>11653915
2hoes always scale from flat to melons depending on the artist.

>>11653845
What the fuck this is too lewd.

>>11653742
With my hands, you silly goose!

I love them. Big-titted girls can be really cute, sometimes.

There are cute non-fat truNEET /jp/sie girls with big natural titties on /jp/ right now.

>>11654214
dpont do this to me

>>11654214

Big natural breasts are great. I don't like fake ones though, small and natural is better than fake and large.

Also, I doubt your claim. Girls like that wouldn't be on /jp/, they'd be out partying and doing all the stuff normals do.

>>11654227
Why is that hand position so amazing?

>>11653742
They often break vertical (and less commonly horizontal) symmetry. I like large breasts that preserve these properties, but they're rather rare. Everything is always saggy or trying to escape the girl from the sides.

>>11654214
You sure? Why would girls like that get into otaku culture? Isn't it something that people seek to fill the void of their lives?

>>11654285
Maybe they were raped/beaten and are now depressed

>>11654285
You can have big tits and still be a failure, trust me.

>>11654227
Not all cute large breasted non-fat girls are normals. There's definitely a few on /jp/, I'm sure of it. Not only are they truNEETs, some may be virgins, sexual deviants but mostly total psychopaths. You shouldn't try to think about them to be a potential mate or anything, they've already gone off the deep end and will drag you down to (pleasure) hell.

Beware of these girls, /jp/.

>>11654298
I refuse to believe this.

Don't forget to post titties.

>>11654303

I beware of girls in general. Not that I hate them, it's just that the possibility of betrayal is too much, so I don't get close to people. Same tired story everyone has heard, really.

>>11654323
But what about if you want to have sex?

>>11654324

I think I've blogged enough already, so I think I'll just sit back and let other people discuss things, now.

>>11654324
he's got jill for that.

I like all breasts in the 2D realm.

3D large tits can fuck right off, though. Those are always attached to people with rotten personalities.

>>11654337
You sure that isn't confirmation bias?

What does it feel like to have big tits

>>11654401
two bags of sand on your chest

>>11654401
Probably like having a big dick. Clothes don't fit, gets in the way, is seen as unattractive, and no little girls will ever love you because of it.

>>11654410
But boys would love you more

>>11654401
Strap two bags of fat/milk on to you

>>11654401
Like being really fat, but only on your chest.

If Airi's gimmick is having large breasts, how come many many idols have larger ones?

>>11654410
>is seen as unattractive

Yeah, maybe to faggots.

>>11654473
Even faggots love big tits. Unless you mean the virgin misogynistic neckbeard type of faggot.

>>11654477
Why would faggots love bit tits?

>>11654477
>misogynistic
Are we being invaded again?

>>11654477
Big, small, I love them all.

>>11654477
I thought feminists worshipped small tits, make up your mind.

>>11654483
Big breasts are a myth propagated by fetished art produced by the androcracy to project a negative body image on women who do not meet the ideal.

>>11654489
You should go take your medication

>>11654480
Well OP's from facky slur, and I see shit getting deleted ITT which I assume is because somebody didn't get that nipples and/or crotch doesn't go on the blue boards.

>>11654509

Nothing is exposed in the OP's post, you crab-hammering puritanical dickbag.

>>11654509
what are you talking about

>>11654511
It's still from facky fucking slurred, shitweasel

>>11654489
Sorry to break it to you, but the majority of women have at least a C-D cup and above. Flat and small are the minority.

This attempt to force the idea that small breast is a good thing (and it isn't) is a sad try to brainwash men that their natural urges are wrong.

>>11654519
The fuck is facky slurred...

>>11654519
What are you even trying to say?

>>11654519
Someone has brain problems

>>11654533
>>11654535
>>11654539
oh man, this is funny, are you really this new (and not the same guy posting more than once)?

>>11654535
He's trying to say "Lucky Star" like its wordfiltered or something, or >>11654539

>>11654548
i love lucky stars who is your favorite

>>11654548
Oh, people started calling it that while it was originally airing, it was just as bad. But if you've lurked on this site, anywhere on this site, for like a week you already know that.

>>11654550
Nice lie, but no. I've been here longer than you and I've never heard of that slur. Why don't you go back to whatever hole you crawled from and stay there.

>>11654550
Never heard of it before, and the only instances in the archive seem to be this thread.

Besides, Lucky Star is one of the masterpieces of slice of life.

>>11654550
Fuck off with your epic memes

>>11654550
Sorry, I don't visit /a/.

>>11654567
It aired in 2007, dweeb. /jp/ didn't exit back then. You not knowing that shows you aren't an oldfag like me.

>>11654573
Congratulations here's your oldfag certificate that officially confirms you've wasted a lot of years on 4chan

>>11654580
The only reason you weren't here then is because you were too busy being 11 years old.

>>11654586
Yeah, life was pretty good back then. Now go drown yourself in whiskey and cry yourself to sleep while pretending to have achieved something with your life because you wasted more years on here than me.

>>11654573
I've been here far longer than that, since before 05. Still never heard of whatever shit you just made up. Kindly kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>11653800

Why not post the full image?

Big juicy squiddy titties.

Large breasts really are something.

Breasts are like calculus

The only interesting parts are the very minimums and very maximums

flatchest/cowtits 4 lyfe

>>11656710
How would you know virg? You've never felt them.

>>11656691
your top is ill-fitting ika i suggest you purchase a new one to wear

>>11656754
My mom and sister both have large breasts and I've had the pleasure to feel them.

Do tits feel like bags of water

>>11656809
i dont know how big tits feel ive only felt a girls flat chest

When I see extremely large tits I just want to take a nap on them. Using them as a pillow must be the greatest thing a man could ever experience.

I am flat as a board. Used to cry a lot because I was bullied for it.

>>11656897
I went to /tv/ earlier today and they were all bullying some actress because she didn't have monster tits.

It was really strange because this is how a lot of normalfags think. I couldn't give a shit about women's rights, but bullying because of breast size is just wrong!

>>11656905
All sizes are good except for small, and I don't mean flat or buds, I mean the tiny bags of nothing that some women have.

>>11656823
>i dont know how big tits feel ive only felt a girls flat chest
This being jaypee means you probably just felt yourself up.

>>11656897
Hum, hum. I wonder why my post is gone.

Smaller is better.

I want a cute girlfriend with big breasts, and a dick

>>11657161
I want a cute dick and a girlfriend with big breasts.

>>11657165
I want a big dickfriend and a girl with cute breasts

I've never felt any breasts, big or small. I wonder how they feel ;_;

>>11656905
>I went to /tv/ earlier today and they were all bullying some actress because she didn't have monster tits.
>/tv/
what? You mean bullying her with their cocks? Cause /tv/ are the biggest pedos last I knew.

Boobies

>>11656809
They feel like really big, soft marshmallows.

>>11654410
It's not the same. I have a big dick, but it doesn't get in the way and it's not constantly on display whether I want it to be or not.

Big tits seem like they'd be really awkward to deal with, but probably worth the hassle if you're the kind of girl who likes that attention.
You can't tuck them away or have a conversation without being aware of them, I'd imagine. Sort of like an "elephant in the room" situation.

>>11657145
while i'm fine with either, i must disagree.

dem big
fat
cat
tats

fuck, does anyone have the original image that went with this thumbnail >>7191170
it's not on pixiv anymore.

i was looking for pic related when i found it

>>11657712
Big fat cat tats, or itty bitty kitty titties?

Saki is love.

I've never really seen any breasts in real life that impressed me

>>11657739
onegai /jp/
tasukete

I like girls with big boobs and glasses.

>>11657659
> but it doesn't get in the way and it's not constantly on display

How is it not? Mine touches the water in the toilet, gets in the way of laying on my stomach, gets in the way when I run, sometimes gets in the way when I walk, and if someone sits in my lap they always crush it or comment on it. It's humiliating and definitely in the way. There is also always a bulge in my pants, regardless of what sort of material the pants are made out of. It is always on display.

>>11657016
It wasn't myself. Despite the flatness, her chest still seemed really, really soft. It's kind of similar to the skin on your neck. Pinch your neck and then pull away, you'll see how much it stretches. That's kind of how it is with a flat chest when you squeeze a nipple and pull it.

>>11657850
I love you. my nigga

>>11657932
I have a muscular neck.

>>11654471
Actually her gimmick is her casual stripping

>>11657398
Milk Bags.

>>11658117
My penis weeps for fact that none of Imachi's Cinderella Girls doujins have been scanned.

>>11658197
Then be more proactive and do it yourself.

>>11657915
this post was intended to bully /jp/ers with small penises wasn't it

>>11658274
No. I despise my penis. In addition to getting in the way, it just doesn't look cute, and will without doubt cause harm to any girl who tries to do lewd things. As someone who really, really likes small girls, this is a horrible thing to live with. Knowing that going balls deep will hurt or cause discomfort to the girls I'm attracted to is not a nice bit of knowledge to live with. I'm not saying that I go around constantly trying to have sex, but if I do, this will all be in the back of my mind.

On top of that it'd hurt her jaw if she tried to suck it. She'd have to lick it or something.

>>11658665

As a man who unfortunately passed the toilet paper roll test and is below average at probably 5 inches or less this brings some amount of hope of never knowing the big man's curse.

>>11658713
>toilet paper roll test

?

>>11658665
Yet you walk around with an ego booster between your legs

I have to go through life knowing that if anyone ever saw my penis they would burst into laughter

>>11658729
Going simply by the name, I imagine it involves sticking your erect dick into the canister thing that TP comes in, and seeing how it compares.

I have attached an image that might help you visualize.

>>11658733
One of my favorite things to do is stick my flaccid penis in a toilet paper tube and then (magically) it becomes erect and my penis gets stuck in the tube, with the head flaring out the other side.

I'll post a pic one day. It's pretty funny.

>>11657932
I experienced a flatter girls chest and a larger girl's chest and this is pretty accurate. Larger breasts are softer and nice to squeeze, but smaller breasts are much more firm and are cuter in general and feel much warmer to the touch. I prefer smaller breasts though, so I'm probably being biased.

>>11658757
You shouldn't go around feeling people up.

>>11658732
For the things I want, and the way I live my life, having a large penis is not an "ego booster". There is no reason to have a large penis if you're spending most of your entire life behind a computer. There is no reason to have a large penis if you're primarily attracted to little girls. From my point of view, the only reason someone would prefer having a large penis is so that they could go around showing it to people and having sex and doing lewd things. I do not want a life like that.

Speaking of which, my penis also rips onaholes very often. I cannot even indulge my loli fantasies because the onaholes I've gotten which are loli-sized simply rip. Having a large penis is like some sort of sick joke. I can't even satisfy my semen fetish because condoms are too uncomfortable.

>>11658767
It's ok, both were during long term relationships.

>>11658770
Large testes = more testosterone = boosted ego.

>>11658779
Large testes do not always go hand in hand with a large penis.

>>11658770
no you just want to complain about something
"god I hate having all this money because I never know what to buy!"

>>11658774
The fuck are you doing on /jp/?

>>11658783
Usually large penis means more testosterone production. That's why your penis shrinks when you take steroids, your body stops producing testosterone.

>>11658788
That was a long time ago. A lot has changed, anon.

I only love a woman's busom as much as it loves me.

Large breasts go "squish squish".

>>11658797
And so does Patchy's tummy!

>>11658787
I'm not complaining just to complain. I'm complaining because it really is a hassle. I belong to a handful of support groups because of the effect it has on my life.

>>11658806
>I belong to a handful of support groups because of the effect it has on my life.

>>11658770
I'll agree with anon, having a large penis is usually inconvenient, particularly when you're a /jp/ user. It might be useful for a normie having free sex left and right but for someone spending his days behind the computer it's useless.

The good part though, it feels awesome when fapping since you're going all the way up and down. Probably would feel good with an onahole but I unfortunately can't buy such a thing here.

>>11658811
We mostly share our hardships and give tips on how to live a more normal life with a large penis. Things like which types of clothes hide bulges, which brands of condoms may fit better, and other people share tips for sex positions to help prevent soreness for the girl, ect.

This is a very real problem for a lot of men.

>>11658839
>which brands of condoms may fit better
>tips for sex positions to help prevent soreness for the girl
>ect.
You're not supposed to be in /jp/.

>>11658848
>other people share tips for sex positions

I do not take part in those conversations. The condoms are so I can play with my semen, but I've only bought condoms once and masturbated with them and they were too small and expensive and felt like a huge waste so I won't do it ever.

Battleship boobies

>>11658274
no anon with a big one here everything in that post was true and the funny thing is just like you faggots im still a kissless virgin

>>11659178
The lone survivor stands! 榛名は大丈夫です!

>>11657181
>I've never felt any breasts, big or small. I wonder how they feel ;_;
Why did you delete my insight on the topic? Isn't the topic breasts? Are you offended by my virginity ...? That's pretty rude!
I wish I could feel up breasts. But now, in addition to being a virgin who has never touched a girl's chest, I can't even post on /jp/. It's impossible for me to take it easy, nobody loves me after all...
I want to fall asleep between the soft breasts of a kind girl.

Sakitits.

>>11659178
>>11659445
Your sister is better

>>11658796
i want to bury my face in

>>11659659
Please don't hurt Haruna's self-esteem!

>>11659659
I don't think so, bub.

Rorona is stacked!

Will the Oculus Rift use pazuri technology?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLXVinyXjgA

>>11653742
They are great. but it's all about shape in my opinion. I don't mind small breasts as long as they fit in my palm well and have a nice shape.

Why are there so many impure, sexual deviants here?

>>11659885
Large breasts is like the most vanilla taste there is

>>11659885
Well-endowed women are a sight to behold, a miracle of nature. I can look at them all day in a trance, not a single perverted thought crossing my mind.

I want to sleep between a set of big boobies!

There's probably something Oedipusal about that.

This is it!!
武蔵 Love.

how does a paizuri feels like?

>>11659907
Her sister is better

...I don't know enough about breasts of any size to formulate an opinion.

>>11657739
someone must have it

>>11661349
Big boobs in sweaters are the best!

>>11657761
I did. There's a cheese steak shop nearby where the girl cooking the stuff has very shapely breasts and wears form-fitting shirts.

real titties that big tend to get sweaty underneath

>>11661353
That applies to any curves in snug sweaters.

>>11661402
Nice try, but girls don't sweat. Everyone knows that.

>>11661408
Girls sweat a lot all over their body.

>>11661485
Yeah, sweat perfume.

>>11653904
This

Which do you choose?

>>11661580
Lv5 for sure.

>>11661580
Where is Yukari?

I want to talk about large-breasted lolis.

>>11661580
Shouldn't level 0 be completely flat? Why is level 1 the only breasts of a reasonable size?

>>11661580
3 - 5

Lv0 is disturbing

>>11661580
levels 6-10

you fucking shit heads

if you are t gonna do big breast go hard and go all the way

Some day I will obtain milk straight from cowtits.

>>11661508
Got any dumplings, anon

>>11663375
She's fat!

I love flat chests, cow tits and anything in between.

>>11663389
No need to limit yourself, just admit you're the lewdest tripfag on /jp/.

It's not the breasts, it's the girl that they're attached too. It doesn't matter if they're tiny, cute, pinchable lumps or big, fatty, bouncy, jubbly mounds of jiggly joy.

>>11663387

We need more Science.

>>11663314
My girlfriend and I are working on inducing lactation, her breasts have swelled and I think we're close!! I'm so excited.
I hope someday you will find a sweet, loving girl who will make milk for you, /jp/. Don't lose hope!

I want to milk mama Ran's mammaries.

>>11663466
I don't remember anyone saying "ok all gross normalfags time to blog about your gross gfs"

>>11663548
I do what I want. I don't want for some dumbass nerd to give permission.

big tits are shit small boobs is where it's at

>>11654303
>but mostly total psychopaths
HOW do you even put that in there weahst the fuck. /.?

>>11664008
Generally, normal people do not come to /jp/. People who do have dysfunctional childhoods and became bitter, vengeful and socially maladjusted if they weren't so in the first place. It's not a good idea to make any sort of relationship with someone from /jp/.

>>11664059
Agreed, I am probably the only normal person here.

I like em. Especially on short girls.

HEAVY cruisers

>>11664470

>>11664470
>>11664471
Some light cruisers also have big cannons.

>>11664511
Look at these aircraft carriers!

>>11664470
>>11664471
Where is she from?

>>11654214
if you exist addme on skype chronosdragon88

I love them. That's the best size ever.

>>11664560
Touhou killer

>>11664603
I'm shy with using my mic, so is it okay if we just use chat?

>>11664648
that'd be fine :3

>>11663404
lies and slander.

I know this is related /d/ stuff discussion, but how it's possible for increase breasts size naturally without taking implant methods or dangerous medicine pills.

>>11664804
By getting really fat.

Breasts are so nice. So why is it that I want to cause harm to them? Right now, nothing would satisfy me more than to be able to just chomp down hard on a woman's massive mammary. Like a gator to a zebra's throat.

>>11664808
Not true. I have seen landwhales with no ass or tits to speak of.

>>11664804
Better eat your veggies.

Milk helps a bunch too

>>11664804
No. Birth control works for some.

They're only good on the softest.

>>11665166
So soft its out of this world

Fall on your boobs.

>>11664467
My nigga

Revive

Breasts/Tits are one of the miracles of the universe

prove me right

They're good. I like them more than small breasts, which I also like, but they still don't beat flat chests that are actually flat. I like large breasts the most when they're on somewhat-tall semi-slender girls.

>>11669743

>2D Breast/Tits are one of the miracles of the universe

ftfy

>>11669743
tits deflect bullets

>>11669763
That's more like avoiding bullets than deflecting them.

>>11669763
That was fucking ridiculous. I couldn't believe my eyes the first time I saw this shit.

>>11669813
According to physics, her tits moved at hypersonic speeds. Under normal conditions the flesh would be rippead apart, but not here.

>>11669763
I forgot about this. What a shit show

I don't like large breasts. I'm not exaggerating when I say this, but I can't find any woman with large breasts attractive. Maybe it's because I've yet to meet someone with large breasts that isn't a bitch. It's a pretty bad affliction. I really wish I wasn't like this.

>>11653742
i like lewd underwear like that!

>>11669873
>Maybe it's because I've yet to meet someone with large breasts that isn't a bitch.
Just for the records, you were hoping to find a 'real' woman with large breasts which isn't a bitch? Like, seriously?

I'm not saying that because "lol 3DPD", but think about it more seriously. A woman with such a cleavage would be given attention like non-stop, so of course at some point she'll understand how much some men wants to bang her and would start to act like a bitch of importance. It's just how the world is working, only animes and stuff and that big breasts megane kind girl archetype, such a thing is just impossible anyway.

>>11669873
You're not even that deep, dude.

Eventually you'll come to the realization that you're actually a massive sexist that hates women in every way besides their bodies.

>>11669873
You need to look at more 2D boobs.

>>11669899
Don't know about him, but i'm a massive sexist that is disgusted by all women besides anime girls, my mother, and my little sisters.
Could you please tell me what i can do to overcome this repulsion? Keep in mind though, that i'm talking from experience, 90% of the girls i've met were either really gross on the inside or too ugly to be lured into such a mindset because of lack of friends, and i met at least 100 (20 each year) of them, so we can't actually talk about generalizations.

>>11669899
I can't even hear a woman talking without being annoyed. It doesn't matter what they're saying, or how they say it. I don't want to hear women talking.

Of course, I like how they smell, and their bodies, and touching them, but I don't like women at all, as far as interacting with them. I don't really like anyone. My antisocial behavior has gradually turned into unjustifiable hatred and repulsion towards everyone equally.

>>11669899
I don't consider myself a sexist. I still dream of finding a girl to love and marry. It's just big breasts are like lumps of fat to me. And I'm not really into chubby girls.

>>11669913
Even those I find disgusting.

>>11669922
You can't. The world won't change and most of the women, if not almost all of them, are like that. From there you can only do 1 thing :
- either stay sexist and avoid problems arising when talking with women
- either deluded yourself thinking that "there is probably good stuff somewhere" and starts to socialize and "play the game"
My choice? Playing that game isn't worth shit.

>>11669950
>Even those I find disgusting.
Disgusting? Ridiculous maybe, but disgusting? Guess you just like small breasts, but know that you can do many, many lewd things with large breasts.

>>11669968
I disagree. Sometimes all it takes for you to change your mindset is to play the game. Your opinion might not change, but at least you can find some small satisfaction that you have the skill to wear a mask.

>>11669978
Changing your mindset won't change the world. Playing the game for the small satisfactions you can get from time to time isn't worth it.

Learning the ability to wear a mask might be useful, even when going out 50m away from home only to buy groceries or something, but if most of us ended up in /jp/ it's not by pure coincidence. The world is a shitty place and some of us just decided to remove themselves completely from it.

>>11669968
>that you can do many, many lewd things with large breasts.
Like what? I'm not him, but I don't find much value in touching them, sucking on them is for kids and can be done with flat women anyway, and putting your dick between them is dumb. I mean it seemed awesome when I first heard about it as a teen, but thinking about it, it wouldn't feel any good unless you had a boob fetish to begin with. Boobs are soft after all, not firm and tight, nor is there a hole to fuck (which is probably why japan made nipple sex a thing), so it's inferior to even standard hand/blowjobs. It's like a footjob for tit fetishists.

You can get the same experience through hotdogging or sumata, with the benefits of having a hole nearby each when you're ready to move on. Butts also have prominent muscles, allowing for a grip with more well built women, and similar for thighs, which also have easy hand access for the female and you can grope the boobs or whatever you're into meanwhile. It's also a lot easier to perform well, as from what I've seen online, most women/pornstars can't perform paizuri for shit.

Less arguing, more boobs.

>>11670167
this dude gets it.

>>11653742
I love them. If any large breasted girl on here read this pls addme on skype:chronosdraong88

Man's best friend

>>11654214
Lies.

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