/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I still don't understand this one. Yukkurisa is either falling, or jumping at Yukkureimu.

What happens if you:

- Switch their accessories (either the same type like Reimu-Reimu or mixed like Reimu-Marisa)
- Dye their hair
- Pull out their teeth

>>1162873
1:Possible identity confusion and breakdown. They may simply adopt their new identity without trouble.
2: They probably wouldn't mind.
3: Weeping and screaming.

>>1162880
oops, I meant to ask if they would grow back from the magic of bean paste, somehow.

>>1162892
if it's a remirya or another regenerating one, yes.
if the yukkuri is injected with white-hot sugar, yes.

otherwise, no.

>>1162880
I assume not. Nothing so far has them requiring hair cuts, so I think it's safe to assume it doesn't grow. I doubt the teeth grow back either, since they're just made of hardened bean paste.

>>1162896
Ah yes, forgot that. Sugar, sugar-water, etc, allows normal yukkuri to regenerate and re-grow lost parts.

Fresh from the waterducts.

>>1162915
I tired, but I can't work out how the managled koyukkuri speech works, someone else translate that.

>>1162880
>1:Possible identity confusion and breakdown. They may simply adopt their new identity without trouble.
Stories I've read show them acting normally, but being confused with the other. And this ASCII art shows they just don't like it.

Mister Nice has a job at the factory. He doesn't enjoy his job a whole lot, but every day he continues to work with yukkuris in breeding and training. He doesn't like having to comfort yukkuris that have lost their children to packaging and shipping, but he works anyway to support himself.

Slowly, he gains many friends in the factory, and becomes a popular and hard-working person. Quite suddenly(to him, anyway) he found himself with an employee of the year award. The other workers showered him with praise, and he felt weighed down with guilt even more.

Most importantly the quacks in the R&D department give him a special gift in a rare, unknown yukkuri species. It was completely silent and stoic to them, so after testing(it's contents are strangely normal bean paste, like that of a Reimu or Marisa) and breeding(it's children were not so stand-offish) they decide to give it away as "stress relief".

So Mister Nice carried it home in a ventilated box, unsure of what to do with it.

>>1162952
...please continue.

He sets the box on the table and stares at it. He really doesn't want to hurt it or abandon it, much less return it to the factory.

"Are you okay in there? Will you talk to me?"

No answer.

"I won't hurt you. I promise."

The box rattles slightly. A familiar voice comes from inside.

"Let Marisa out! It's dark!"

A Marisa? What's so bloody special about a Marisa? No less, he takes the lid off of the box and peers in.

What he sees is no yukkurisa.

i love the 'light' bullying, where the yukkuri isn't really hurt, just pushed around a lot.

That is perhaps a stretch. It's larger than a normal Marisa or Reimu, but not by much. It has red hair, red eyes, and a purple hat that is otherwise just like a Marisa's. Maybe it's a mutant yukkurisa?

It takes a leap out of the box, showing some physical strength and coordination, and lands on the table with a curious slam rather than a splat. No yukkurisa is this strong or that heavy.

"Where's Mima!" Mister Nice would have thought it was a slur of speech if it wasn't an adult. "Where's some food?! I'm hungry! Mima must be hungrier!"

It's confused, he thinks. Who knows what the quacks in R&D did to it. Even more, he almost sees it as annoying, something he rarely sees anything as(being mister nice and all).

MIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAA

Look, the east is burning easy!!!

I think that Gensokyo and the Factory may be what demarcates the three different yukkuri fictional realities. Obviously, it's all fan-nonsense, so there are really hundreds of unreal realities, but I think they can be categorized into three groups:


In the first reality, the yukkuris reside in their own realm of silliness. No ecosystem, no bean paste, no humans, gags and taking it easy only . . . you know the rest. This, is that realm:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiwUxKndmk4


In the second, they exist in gensokyo, but without a factory and with a minimal or irrelevant 'ecosystem'. I suspect this is the world that Makako seems to be credited with creating. Yukkuris are largely played for laughs and for d'awww. Yukkuris here can be injured in less cartoonish ways, but any suffering is usually temporary and d'awww inducing.


The third reality adds a complex ecosystem, the factory, an a host of sadistic anonymous misters. This reality is sometimes played for dark humor, but often is just pure GRIMDARK and DESPAIR. Written fiction seems to exist exclusively in this realm for reasons I have yet to decipher.

>>1163018
Writing is easiest in the third "realm" because there's the most material. Unlike the first, which is just descriptions and "Take it easy!", and the second that has speaking characters in touhous but is better for comics and one-shots.

With GRIMDARK, you get humans, touhous, and yukkuris as speaking characters. I don't like putting drama in my stories, let alone abuse(too nice for it) but grimdark is just easiest.

>>1162998

I think it's the difference between teasing and bullying. Teasing is something you'd do to a child or a pet. It's inherently playful and lacking in hostility.

Bullying is the territory of those who feel the need to demean and abuse others in order to make themselves feel better. It's the domain of those who can't take it easy as they are, so they take it out on those who can, hoping that doing so will enable them to take it a bit easier. "We're not happy until you're not happy", if you will. It's the realm of trolls and jerks. So, I suppose it's no surprise that it's often more common here.

>>1163037

DESPAIR is cruise control for DRAMA?

Aww, so bald.

>>1162915
1) (Mister saved it on a whim)
Mu~nch, mu~nch
Gulp!

2) Happinech~!

3) (Mister stopped it on a whim)
I can weally chake ich eajy here!
(haa haa haa)

4) I must be city sect-like and wait patiently for a chance...haa haa

>>1163050
It's the ultimate challenge to have a GRIMDARK story without despair.

>>1163062
Whoever is editing this...good luck. It looks like it might need a font like Courier New for the tiny bits.

>>1163045
>Bullying is the territory of those who feel the need to demean and abuse others in order to make themselves feel better. It's the domain of those who can't take it easy as they are, so they take it out on those who can, hoping that doing so will enable them to take it a bit easier. "We're not happy until you're not happy", if you will. It's the realm of trolls and jerks. So, I suppose it's no surprise that it's often more common here.

I turn that statement on its head and send it right back at you. I could say that you're the one who needs to demean others to make himself feel better if you immediately assume that we're all sick sadists and you're above us. Some of us simply can't tolerate these personifications of selfishness, greed and ungratefulness, characteristics which all humans are disgusted by. And some others just got gradually addicted, starting from Makako's art. Personally, I haven't changed at all after learning about the yukkuris, I was a nice person before and I still am.

I get the feeling that there's been an enormous misunderstanding. Some people mistook the yukkuris for an elaborate form of trolling, and chose to troll back by starting "why should the yukkuris be bullied" discussions. I say we should steer clear of the subject.

>>1163045
I fucking hate this logic so much. Anyone who uses it OBVIOUSLY was the one being bullied and never the other way around. It's nothing but a giant baaaaw trip.

>>1163074
T-TRAP CARD?

Also, yukkuri on drugs.

>>1163045
>>1163074
I've said this once, and I've said it before. Yukkuri bullies don't have a mindset like that. They don't have any mindset. Sane people don't enjoy guro out of nowhere.

The last time I saw something turn a good person into a sadist, it was Demonophobia. The time before that, it was a Greater Demon of Chaos.

I'm serious, people. Submitting to demonic forces is bad. Stop it.

>>1163096
You seem to be placing far too much trust on your opinion to look at this from a rational perspective.

If yukkuri's were real, I'd maybe have one or two that I'd keep, and I'd treat them good (but I'd probably tease them a lot, because when they're tiny and crying they're really cute) and then I'd just torture and kill wild ones for shits and giggles. Or to eat. I don't know if "bean paste" is any good or not.

>>1163111
There are a great number of people that do not consider demonic forces to be a rational perspective.

>>1162842

Reimu: "Please forgive me already" (slurred)
("Mo yurushite" is what it's trying to say, I think, but it can't talk well for obvious reasons)

Marissa: "I can't reach(it/you/Reimu)!!!"

Apparently someone has tied Reimu to a tree and Marissa is trying to free her.

>>1163121
Would you mind following the discussion and not going off into your private world?

>>1163123
The discussion is bullying.

BULLYING IS DONE BY DEMONS.

No, anonymous, YOU ARE THE DEMONS

>>1163074

That'd be stupid. Trying to seize the moral high ground on 4chan would be a worthless gesture. I don't think I'm above people who like yukkuri torture or other AWWWWRIGHT dojin nonsense. However, I am entitled to my curiosity as to why people like that stuff, and, as an anonymous poster on the internet, I'm able to be a presumptuous jerk about my theories, not because I think they're great, but because I suppose, I too, am ultimately trolling for a response.

On to the meat of this, though. Obviously if you create a fictional creature or person that that embodies evil, people will want to destroy it. However, no one writes stories about Touhous or anons or SPESS MAHREENS killing yukkuris with fire to purge them from Gensokyo.

The stories are, instead about weak, vulnerable, and helpless yukkuris being tortured and raped and traumatized. If a hero who sets out to defeat some embodiment of evil defeats it and leaves that creature broken and helpless . . . most heroes will spare the villain to show their goodness . . . a rougher, anti-hero may finish them off, but . . . if the hero then decided to torture the villain and eat the broken villain's children in front of it, then it's pretty obvious that the roles have reversed and the hero is now the embodiment of a greater evil.

>>1163128

No anonymous, YOU ARE THE DEMONS

>>1163130
I see this as exactly the point. The way the Yukkuris acts makes people uncomfortable, so we laugh when they get hurt. Then we realize we're laughing at something horrible. It gets under people's skin.

>I'll pretend I don't have any fetishes that would get me lynched if they became publicly known and valiantly hold an ethical high ground on the topic of imaginary bags of beanpaste. *adjusts monocle* No sir, I don't like it.

>>1163119
I'm having trouble trying to slur "Please forgive me already!!"

Maybe "Pwease forgid mwe" and I don't know how to slur "already"

HELP

>>1163130
>The stories are, instead about weak, vulnerable, and helpless yukkuris being tortured and raped and traumatized.
I can't believe I'm the only one saying this. They are not weak and helpless balls of moe. They are vermin. They are just like rats that get into your food, only they're MUCH worse because rats don't scream at you to get out of their house.

Just like chain e-mails, I feel like some mysterious psychology student is reading our messages and jotting down notes.

>Trying to seize the moral high ground on 4chan would be a worthless gesture.
But you're still doing it.

>The stories are, instead about weak, vulnerable, and helpless yukkuris being tortured and raped and traumatized. If a hero who sets out to defeat some embodiment of evil defeats it and leaves that creature broken and helpless . . . most heroes will spare the villain to show their goodness . . . a rougher, anti-hero may finish them off, but . . . if the hero then decided to torture the villain and eat the broken villain's children in front of it, then it's pretty obvious that the roles have reversed and the hero is now the embodiment of a greater evil.
Said villain is still a human, or at least sentient; if it's not, letting it live is mere pretentiousness. Yukkuris are the personifications I spoke of in >>1163074. They think nothing of eating, killing and/or raping their own children, never mind others. They do not have a concept of morality. Add to that the fact that they a) serve no other purpose than to be food and b) are a virus that destroys all natural resources and eventually itself. (Of course, you could go all Agent Smith on me about this, but that's not a discussion we can solve on the internets.)

>>1163142
"Pwease fowgiwe me awweady!!!"

Holy fuck, this took me more than an hour to edit. I'm going to refrain from any more editing today.

> They think nothing of eating, killing and/or raping their own children, never mind others.
No, that's not true. They do. They just wait until starvation before resorting to cannibalism/infanticide. My view on a yukkuri's children is that it treats them like it's accesories; it loves having them, but does not actually love the children.

>>1163158
What about the groups of gang-raping Alice-types?

>>1163119
>>1163150
Thanks for the translation and help. This thing is pretty old and hasn't seen a translation in forever.

>>1163163
GJ

Think about it this way: We're not bullying the yukkuri just because we can. We're bullying them for their negative traits, and their bodies just take the brunt of it.

Some of their traits are "cute" like their rounded appearence, helplessness, innocence, i.e: traits of infants, which most humans will protect and nurture by instinct.

However, some of the yukkuri's traits are bad. They can be greedy, mean spirited, obnoxious. and stupid. Traits that we want to eliminate from our lives. So the whole bullying and killing of yukkuris is our backlash against traits we see in society day after day.

Lets say somebody does something very rude to you, and has no apologies. Maybe the most you would do is tell that person off, but deep inside, you want to kill that trait. You want to kill whatever it is that makes that guy rude. But since you can't kill something intangible like rudeness, you have to kill the guy who has it inside him. Get rid of the vessel, and you'll get rid of the trait.

When we bully yukkuri, we're bullying their weakness and their stupidity. Of course they're never going to learn so we keep doing it until it reaches a deadly level.

If you create a scenario where the only way to disarm a nuclear bomb is to rape puppies, then that may justify the hero of the story doing so within the context of the story.

The real question is, why are you creating a fictional world where you have to rape puppies to save the day? It's probably not because the author really hates nuclear war . . .

New marble-eye comic needs editing. I recommend just overlaying the translated SFX on top of the Japanese ones. Otherwise, it's almost impossible to edit.

>>1162250
>>1162389

>>1163158
>it loves having them, but does not actually love the children

this seems like the case most of the time. But a lot of stories it's up for debate.

>>1163166
I can't quite recall how Alice's handle children. They rape others, pop any koyukkuri that aren't alice types, and run off, right? That obviously wouldn't hold under my accesory analogy. I guess they just love to fuck or something.

>>1163163
Awesome. Thanks

>>1162915

Translation for this? So...damn...cute.

>>1163172
>>1163175
You people fucking ruin everything. Go back to iichan or some shit. They'll appreciate your garbage over there more.

>>1163166
-*victim name here*, let's get refreshed!
-Nooo, I'm gonna dry up!
-Oh, you're so tsundere! I'm getting refreshed! Take my love!
-NOOO I'M GONNA DIE STOP IIIIIT
-NHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-*wheeze* *cough*
-You recieved Alice's city sect love, so be grateful!
-nooo...don't take that...that's the toy my grandmother left for my children...
-Silence, you bumpkin!!! After taking Alice's love, giving me a gift is granted!!! Besides, I gave your kids my love too, so they should be happy!!!
-*looks around, sees all its kids dried up, with tendrils growing out of them* NOOOOOOOoooooOOoooooo...o...o...

>>1163180
They'll rape their own children if they're horny.

I don't like Bean Paste or Meat Buns, so i'd prolly not eat a Yukkuri even if I had one, unless I was starving.

>>1163177

I've managed to do some of this dude's work in the past (pic related) using the cloning tool (still a newbie at it). I'll give it a shot, but I'll only overlay SFX if I'm desperate.

>>1163172
Really? Because I honestly don't care if a person is greedy or obnoxious.
I really don't worry about other peoples negative traits.
Everyone has them, So do I. So why bother with it? I'd rather just Take it Easy.

>>1162997

More pls

>>1163187
Never had either, but some are filled with chocolate or custard.

>>1163191
And here's the first part.

/r/ing the rest of these. I know they got translated but I didn't save them.

>>1163205
That's the only one, dude. The person who translated it didn't realize it was a series, and people who do translate things around here usually don't pick up huge projects like that.

>>1163219
I'm pretty sure I saw translated versions, at least of some of them. I'll try searching doesntexist for the thread (image saved 8/3 so I'll check those threads), but the images will be useless even if I can find it.

>>1163177
Having some trouble. Last panel SFX is apparently:

>sfx: flap flap flap

What does that mean? Is there another SFX I could use?

>>1163195
Chen-types and Alice-types, respectively


>>1163193
You will care once that person enters your house and claims it as his.

>>1163177
>impossible
Redraw it.

>>1163281
Dozens of uniquely-sized, gradient-ed speed lines?

You can try to redraw it, but it'll take forever.

>>1163315
Easy.

Take it easy, /jp/!

>>1163367
But, that's not Dan.

>>1163350
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!

>>1163177
Almost done, but I still need another reason why
>SFX: flap flap

relates to the last panel.

And the speed lines are hell. I've got no idea what to do except maybe hand it over to someone who can redraw after I'm done everything else.

>>1163373
So yeah, waiting on this.

>>1163392
All the translators are dead, sleeping, or some combination there of.

>>1163394
Looks like I'll have to take it easy for a bit.

Here's some Mokotan.

>>1163172
>can't kill something intangible like rudeness

Mark my words, Anon, one day someone will develop the MEoDP and we can say goodbye to those terrible things.

>>1163418
Or we can say hello to the birth of a serial killer. Whichever works.

I think Yukkuris are just like children IRL.

They're cute, they have low intelligence(but high cunning) and they have a really nice side - but they also have a really selfish, bullying side that's really nasty.

I think the part of us that enjoys the horrible guro stories is the part that wants to see stupid, bullying kids get what they deserve. Hasn't everyone seen some big kids bullying littler kids, and wanted to beat the shit out of the big kids once? I mean we know that as adults we're not really allowed to open up the whoop-ass on kids, but haven't we wanted to kick some little kid bully at some point? I think that's what the whole yukkuri guro thing is about.

>>1162915
>>1163062
I think Panel 4 is more like
"City sect types wait for their chance without rushing"

>>1163181
lol
1)"Yu?!"
top sfx: Byuba (Whoosh, flap, or some other speed sound)

YUKKURI IS PEOPLE!

IT'S PEOPLE!


. . . but we should just take it easy.

>>1163205
Is it just me, or is Cirno peeing herself?

Seriously, I'm almost done. I just need to understand how "flap" fits into the last panel, when he's squeezing it.

The original is here:
>>1162250

>>1163503

For >>1163181
Now that I think about it, maybe "Or so she thinks" or "Or so she intends" is better than "is her intent".

>>1163542
I think that's supposed to be a shadow.

>>1163503

Heck, I want to see bratty kids get punished, too. If I heard that a bratty kid was spanked and sent to their room in tears, I'd be all for it. If I heard that they were beaten and sexually abused, by rage would be boomeranged back onto the parents with magnified intensity.

If yukkuris are being jerks and they get what's coming to them, that's one thing, even if the violence is over-the-top for a comic effect or an exaggerated punch. However, the whole protracted torture thing always turns my redoubled ire back on the torturer.

This is, of course, entirely my fault for reading more than one of these stories, since it should have become obvious early on that the torturer always wins.

I should just skip over fiction in this universe of factories and bullies and learn to take it easy.

fixed typo in the original

Is Shredder /jp/ related?

>>1163580

I think you're taking this too seriously. It's the same dynamic as Tom & Jerry or Wily E. Coyote, but this being the internet/4chan, we have to have Bugs Bunny calling Daffy a Niggerduck and raping him with a chainsaw.

>>1163620
he is now

>>1163620

Shredder is an angry Japanese man named Oroku Saki.

WHY WON'T YOU POST, ARGHH

Reposting a few untranslated images for when the translators return.

>>1163615

If Makako and Tennkoma are Tom and Jerry, then the quick gag guro is Itchy and Scratchy. It's dark humor and satire. I actually don't mind that kind of guro as much.

What I wouldn't want to see is a story about a cartoon mouse or cockroach or other undesirable creature where they humanize it enough to give it a voice and emotions, but then they subject it to the harshest realities of nature and play it totally straight and serious.

>>1163687
Some people are actually still wondering if this art belongs to Tennkoma.

>>1163565
Leaving in an hour, so I hope this gets sorted out soon so I can edit the last panel's SFX before work starts.

>>1163660
I like how Reimu's hair can defy gravity-- oh wait...

3. Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
>grotesque ("guro")

Another yukkuri battle featuring Yukkuris eating different types of food. The other round with noodles was translated already. This one is new.

>>1163782

02

The artist made it much simpler to edit things like the victory signs. Also, it's TOO MUCH NRGHHHH

>>1163765
>Trolls
>racism
>uncalled for catchphrases
>macro image replies

Ha ha. Oh wow.

>>1163782

This is ok by me.

>>1163792
FUUUUU
SIOOOON
OOOOOUCH

>>1163565
Come on, are there any translators out there that can give a hand for this?

And this artist sure is an oddball. He does shit like smack a Yukkurisa in the face with a fly swatter, but then gives Yukkureimu a cream puff (pic related).

>>1163782
How could this dessert make you drunk?

>>1163825

yukkuri is as popular as it is because the abuse stories and cute stories enhance the value of each other

>>1163825
The SFX is "bachi bachi", probably the sound of hitting it with his finger. I'd use something like "bish bish".

>>1162840

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4047065

yukkuri say incredibly dirty things to each other

Yuuyuu.

>>1163675
Took me this long to figure out I can't post textless images anymore.

>>1163675

TEXT

>>1163675
"Get well easy!"

>>1163862
OH man, thank you so much. I'd cry manly tears on the internet if I could. Here's the finished product.

>>1163941

>>1163907

Cirno has captured one of the flying yukkuri
ZDOB IT! PWEASE DON'T OPEN ME

2nd
...
Cirno gave up after just one taste
Sfx: yuck...
Z..ZDOB IT! Reibu will behave from now on!

3rd
Cirno placed the yukkuri into a lab beaker
Hmph! Hmph!
Huwwy up and let me out!

>>1164027

>>1164027
>>1164082
Translation please

Dat ass easy!

>>1164109
That is a terrible shop. You should be ashamed easy.

>>1164027
Uha!
That doesn't count!

>>1164082
ONE! ZWO! SHREE! FOUBLARG! FIVBWARGH!
Oh, that one doesn't count!
JUSD COUND!!!

>>1164039
>sfx: fuwaa~ (not sure what translate too)
That's the sound of getting swept away by the wind.

Text it easy!!!

>>1164166
That's not what it says, by the way. I just wanted to fill in the text to be able to post.

>>1164166
Sorry I'm so cute!

>>1164177
Say "cucumber" easy!

>>1164217
How would the bottom translation fit? Is the "Easy" at the top not part of that translation?

>>1162840

Any translation for the OP?

>>1164233
I'd make it

Say

"cucumber" easy!

>>1162840
1) Ma: Wanna try it?
Re: Wanna! (or "I wanna!")
2) PFFFFF (sfx of blowing air)
3) Ma: Ooooh...
Re: Watch them easy!

Holy shit...

>>1164477
HOLY SHIT.

>>1164477
And that's why they're such a big threat. Even if they're comparatively wise, they give too much courage to other yukkuris.

>>1164477
Well, that's fucking scary

>>1164477
Looking pretty GAR, anon.

>>1164477
So we are Black Knights? AwesomHOLY SHIT

>>1164682
There are many ways to deal with them, actually. If you get on them and nail something in they can't do anything to you without hurting themselves. You can get them to ram themselves into a tree or a spike, that will do quite a bit of damage. Or lure them into a forest, their mobility will be severely limited. There are, of course, guns etc., and the superpowered humans of Gensokyo. They're not smart, either.

>>1164714
Nut their number is becoming insanely large, even with all the slaughters.

>>1164747
That happens very rarely. Too many together can't get enough food to sustain themselves. And if they gather and attack, so will the humans.

>>1164714
They are smarter than other yukkuris, they are surrounded by many other yukkuris and give them courage

dosu yukkuri earned their way to the top by eating lots and lots of food. Needless to say that includes their own kind.

>>1164783
In all of the stories I've read, the humans always win, and without any casualties. And all of them ignore the fact that the humans have advantages both in the real world (guns) and in Gensokyo (h4x), and have them fight with mundane means. They're not as terrifying as they look, you can even guard against their stomps by wearing good armor. With spikes.

>>1164827
Yeah, but you can note the tendency: cheek pinching > serious bullying > sheer torture and murder > yukkuri attacks.

The age of mankind is coming to an end, take it easy in the mean time!

>>1164889
Even if yukkuris do organize a large army (which is next to impossible), there are far too many ways to defeat them. Kidnapping a Marisa and threatening it (it will happily give away all of their secrets to save its life), getting help from the factory, digging holes, using h4x, flying, and many other ways.

>>1164909
I personally enjoyed the mounds of sandbags filled with baby yukkuri that Dosumarisa had to destroy to get through in the Onii-san Vs. Dosumarisa story.

>>1164909
You see, it's like the Israel issue. Sure, their army is so much superior that the past wars involving them and other middle east countries were jokes. However, the population of those countries is larger and increases at a higher rate than Israel's, so the demographic pressure could become a serious menace. Remember, Iraq's army was a lot better than Iran's, yet Iran still "won" the Imposed War.

>>1164934
Sure, but there's a major problem in that too many Dosuyukkuris can't exist in the same place due to insufficient food, and the rest pose absolutely no threat unless you're a farmer. Five or six can be taken care of without using serious means.

As much as I hate Yukkuris, I cant stand it when people torture the chibiyukkuris, I blame the eyes.

The Dosumarisa was able to use Master Sparks.
That significantly increases their threat level.

>>1165007
Well, that was a special case, and it was on par with one trained human with no special powers and some planning.

>>1164993
I like those the most though. Best to nip them in the bud before they become full-grown obnoxious retards, no?

>>1165018
Nope. Why prejudge something if it hasn't done anything yet?

Arguing about morals on 4chan is silly! Let's just take it easy!

>>1165018
Me too. Eyes problem solved.

>>1165026
Because it is better to prevent damage than to repair damage

>>1165026
It's like when we exterminate mollusks to prevent schistossomosis.

Let's say many Dosumarisas band together and declare a huge "YUUUUUUU!" on humanity.
What would happen?

>>1165045
We exterminate them.

>>1165051
If they don't exterminate us first

>>1165045
It's happened before, and the result was a crushing victory for humans, without using any sort of powers.

>>1165045
ARMOR PIERCER

at least there isn't some pro-yukkuri organization helping them fight the humans. that would suck ass

>>1165080
There's Yukkureenpeace, but they only protect the weak ones.

>>1165045
So... Yukkuris are basically Orks?

>>1165096
the weak ones take it easy.

>>1165095
The biggest is the boss, they like to stomp, not very smart but cunning in their own twisted ways...
Sounds Orky to me

>>1165095
Except that they taste good, for the most part, unlike orks.

>>1165100
Not if the Bullying Oniisans have anything to say about it.

>>1165028

Yeah, I fell into the trap of actually debating this stuff, in part because I didn't get the response I was expecting.

I was thinking I would say something like, "This is horrible grimdark torture. Why you do this?"

I assumed I'd just get, "Cry some more, moralfagort! We'll write torture fic about whatever we want!"

Instead, people actually tried to rationalize why, in this imaginary world they had created, that torture was somehow the right thing to do. I have no idea if any of them seriously believed in the things they were saying. I'm guessing we just turned into an ethics version of /v/ where both sides became trolls trolling trolls seeing who could screw with the other's mind the most.

Of course, this isn't the first time this has happened, and I fear it won't be the last. Everyone knows better. The idea of there being ethics on 4chan is as much an absurd fantasy as the idea of bouncing magical touhou-food-heads forming an ecosystem. However, the siren's call of the last word baits many a man into foolish arguments that no one can ever win.

Maybe next time I'll take it easy.

>>1165242

I masturbated furiously to this pic. Make of that what you will.

Unfortunately, this won't be the last time you will reach realization

Give it a few more days and you'll start frothing all over this again, before convincing yourself that it's okay to take it easy. Truly, your memory is that of a yukkuri.

If there is a proof that yukkuri induces madness then it would be you. Enjoy you mental pollution.

2780 words so far

worthless bickering by elitist teenagers and social outcasted college kiddies

>>1165351
Oh, the irony

>>1165242

Unfortunately, this won't be the last time you reach this realization

Give it a few more days and you'll start frothing over this again before eventually, convincing yourself that it's okay to take it easy. Truly, your memory is that of a yukkuri.

If there is proof that yukkuri induces madness then it would be you. Enjoy your mental pollution.

>>1165351


That was very rude, please apologize.

I THINK Dan Kim drew this. I could be wrong, though.

part 1

>>1165379

pt 2

>>1165388

pt 3

>>1165398

pt4

>>1165410

pt5

>>1165379
>I THINK Dan Kim

Lines aren't thick enough.

>>1165419

last for now

>>1165379

you must be blind,

>>1165379
awesome.gif faces everywhere.

>>1165379
>>1165388
>>1165398
>>1165410
>>1165419
>>1165423
Western artists? In MY Yukkuri?
Good story, bad fluff and bad expressions...

/r/ the guide on "how to take care of your yukkuri".

>>1165379
>>1165388
>>1165398
>>1165410
>>1165419
>>1165423

shit sucks

>>1165758
I doubt I'll be able to post more than the first two before it says I'm flooding. Is that what you meant?

>>1165807

>>1165811

>>1165812
hmm. not as restrictive now I guess. Last one.

Do you know Oyashiro-easy?

>>1165807
>>1165811
>>1165812
>>1165817
I want a yukkuri now.

>>1165841
As do I. They're just like any other pet really, A parasite you enjoy.

If your dog could talk, it'd be pretty much the same.

>>1165841
Enjoy your HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!

>>1165880
Comparing anything to a talking dog makes it sound better.

>>1165886
That was the plan.

>>1165841
It doesn't look hard. In fact, they require more or less the same thing as fish do.
But, unlike fish, you know your yukkuri loves you.

>>1165841
>>1165807 here. Dear god I've done a horrible thing.

>>1165941
>But, unlike fish, you know your yukkuri loves your food.
Fixed

>>1165817

You know, with so much unnatural deaths around, the subject of yukkuri lifespan and natural death don't seem to come up very much. Is that the cannon natural death/cleanup method?

>>1165880
>>1165890

Jesus, my cat has been mewling like a banshee for the past couple of days, apparently it's in heat. I'm not sure whether a yukkuri screaming "I wanna get refreshed easy!!" would be better or worse.

Anyone know if it's possible to spay/neuter a yukkuri?

>>1165993

There is no canon . . . anything . . . but I think the other creation was that yukkuri Wriggles were in charge of decomposition.

>>1166013

If you refresh a yukkuri yourself, is it beastiality?

>>1166025
I know there are some sick people, but would anyone really want to?

>>1166013

In before the yakuza scraping their faces off.

Actually, in the more light-hearted dojins where they yukkuris are pets and not some orky encroaching force of destruction, it would be nice to see one of the Touhous stand up to become the Bob Barker of Gensokyo and never neglect to tell the viewers to remember to have their Yukkuris spayed and neutered.

>>1166025
If you mean it by "putting your dick in yukkuris", think American Pie.

>>1166025
You just have to shake them, or at most hold a vibrator to them.

>>1166051
I nominate Either China or Koakuma for this

>>1166294