You see these two advancing towards you, what do you do?

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Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:53:52 2013 No.11617912 [DELETED]

You see these two advancing towards you, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:55:52 2013 No.11617919 rape them for being the worst touhous

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:55:52 2013 No.11617920 Pretend to start running.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:57:07 2013 No.11617924 fart

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 16:59:53 2013 No.11617930 whips out dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:04:38 2013 No.11617942 pad

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:16:52 2013 No.11617959 That pic reminds me of something...hmm...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:21:07 2013 No.11617970 File: 40 KB, 390x478, 1381322990135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kyaaaa!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:23:23 2013 No.11617976 File: 23 KB, 250x275, Jay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11617930 This

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:24:53 2013 No.11617981 File: 54 KB, 381x310, 1363025687209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're advancing towards someone behind me like every other time, you can't fool me anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:25:23 2013 No.11617983 >>11617976 What's going on with you?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Nov 13 17:39:38 2013 No.11618014 Undress

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:42:22 2013 No.11618020 File: 141 KB, 807x1013, 1383805077826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11617981 I know that feelio...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:52:56 2013 No.11618054 >>11618020 what a terrible thread this was. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:55:56 2013 No.11618062 >>11618014 In front of milady? How vulgar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 17:58:10 2013 No.11618067 File: 229 KB, 768x1024, 16e7ae230a884a0c453944d5651237ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11618062

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Nov 13 18:24:43 2013 No.11618126 >>11618062 She's provoking me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:31:01 2013 No.11618126,1 >>11617976 since jpers look like this would you spread your cheeks for them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:39:25 2013 No.11618126,2 >>11618126,1 I look nothing like that!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:52:07 2013 No.11618126,3 >>11618126,2 ignore for now. lets suppose a jper does look like this and he wants to fuck you in the behind. would you let him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:53:27 2013 No.11618190 >>11617912 I say the following: "Sunt prietenos. Nu încerca să-mi facă rău. Am o ramură Holly."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 18:59:27 2013 No.11618199 >>11618190 >Romanian >Following that tired stereotype They obviously speak Old French.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:00:57 2013 No.11618202 Exorcise them back to HELL where they belong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:01:58 2013 No.11618204 >>11617912 Also advance and embrace them both in a nice, warm hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:04:07 2013 No.11618204,1 >>11618126,3 O/////O Y-yes...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:11:27 2013 No.11618234 advance on this! whips out cross

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:13:13 2013 No.11618243 >>11618234 But that does nothing to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:14:12 2013 No.11618247 >>11618020 Whats going on in this image?

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:19:36 2013 No.11618247,1 [INTERNAL]

>>11618126,3
I don't know. Frankly I'd have to know him better. Like, I won't do it with just about anyone. Specially if he has diseases. In that case, and only if he is a really nice person, I'll let him do it with a condom. Once we see we're in this relationship forever, we'll have to sit down and talk about making a couple of sacrifices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:19:57 2013 No.11618259 >>11618247 I think he's trying to drown himself in the puddle but gave up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:32:42 2013 No.11618279 >tfw my social anxiety makes it to where I dont know how to talk to people at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:34:58 2013 No.11618282 >>11618279 Would you just stand there and stammer awkwardly as Remilia and Flandre giggle at you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:37:28 2013 No.11618288 >>11618279 I know that kimochi. Even when I manage to overcome social anxiety I find it difficult to organize my thoughts in a coherent manner.

>>	scarlet fox Wed Nov 13 19:40:57 2013 No.11618296 I would be their slave and all i'll ask is to sniff their pantie's. =^_^=

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:45:42 2013 No.11618305 >>11617912 rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:48:42 2013 No.11618310 My cousin used to always tickle me and do semi-lewd things to me. I really miss her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 19:51:28 2013 No.11618314 First thing I thought was tickling

>>	/ota/min Wed Nov 13 20:21:09 2013 No.11618314,1 Custodian-san is having lots of fun here! o(≧∇≦o)

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:22:05 2013 No.11618392 [DELETED]

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>>11618310
I remember when I was 8 or 9 my aunt came over and started tickling me and I slapped her on the face and on her huge tits to try to get her to stop. She carried me to the laundry room, locked the door and took off my pants and started sucking on my peepee. She said she would do it for me again if I promised not to tell anyone, but she hasn't since.

Pic somewhat related, it's about how big my aunts titties were.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:25:04 2013 No.11618399 >>11618392 moar

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:25:05 2013 No.11618396 >>11618392 You were sexually abused, please contact the police

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:29:20 2013 No.11618409 >>11618392 toplel

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:38:05 2013 No.11618421 >>11618247 It's actually really harmless. Just a guy cooling down on a very hot day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:38:24 2013 No.11618409,1 I wish pretend /ota/min was the real /ota/min.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:43:10 2013 No.11618421,1 >>11618392 >>11618396 >>11618399 >>11618409 COME ON.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:43:51 2013 No.11618429 >>11618421 It doesn't look very hot. Why's there a big puddle on a hot day anyway?

>>	/ota/min Wed Nov 13 20:50:06 2013 No.11618429,1 >>11618409,1 Wow, I've always wanted to grant a wish! Here, I'll take /ota/ down for a few minutes to prove it. (✿◠‿◠)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 20:53:07 2013 No.11618443 test

>>	/ota/min Wed Nov 13 20:56:33 2013 No.11618443,1 Sorry I was just joking, that would be mean to /ota/! Did I make you look? (◕‿◕✿)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 21:04:42 2013 No.11618443,2 Pretend /ota/min is much cuter than real /ota/min.

>>	/ota/min Wed Nov 13 21:16:25 2013 No.11618443,3 >>11618443,2 Mataku.. If I ever post something that makes you guys believe me you will probably just say I'm retconning to take credit for an impersonator that people like.. (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:10:48 2013 No.11618443,4 >>11618443,3 It's ``mattaku'' in romaji.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:14:49 2013 No.11618443,5 >>11618443,4 Who gives a shit, weeb? You understood it.

/ota/min Wed Nov 13 22:26:44 2013 No.11618443,6 [INTERNAL]

>>11618443,4
Ano ne serious-san, do you know how unfun you were going? This zone has a minimum fun limit of 4 layers of irony and my radar clocked you at just under 3. I'm going to have to see your quality control license and proof of insurance. (｡+･`ω･´)

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:53:56 2013 No.11618724 Cower and playfully pretend to be scared. "Nooo~! Iya da~!" Then hope they'll tickle me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:54:41 2013 No.11618725 Panic because they'll probably turn me into Human Pudding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 22:58:56 2013 No.11618733 >>11618020 help what is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:04:11 2013 No.11618742 -grabs them by the throat- BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:44:45 2013 No.11618818
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/jp/ help!!

I only have 6 shots, which one do i shoot first?

Who's faster I.E. should I stun her with one round, fire 3 at the other then the remaining two at my original target? Is one of them stronger and would require more rounds to put down and I should distribute my fire unevenly?

4 or 5 for flandre, 2 or 1 for remi?

they're getting closer and I dont have time to look at wiki nonsense!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:46:00 2013 No.11618823 >>11618818 Well for starters, Remi could you over with her ability to manipulate fate, and Flan could just wipe you out without even trying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:46:00 2013 No.11618824 >>11618818 save 5 and shoot yourself first subhum/a/n

Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:46:31 2013 No.11618820

>>11618818
If you hit a crystal on the right one, you'll put her down for a while giving you ample time to deal with the craftier one on the left.

Just don't take too long, if the one on the right recovers before you can finish her, nothing will stop her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:47:01 2013 No.11618826 >>11618823 could fuck you over*

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 23:59:45 2013 No.11618847 >>11618818 You are already dead. You just don't know it yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:06:45 2013 No.11618858 File: 71 KB, 700x650, 4ff1019348054c679286621d75b8e7f47d50c240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11618820 Ahh fugg, I got confused and tried to shoot the wings on the purple one. Didn't work. T-thanks anyways /jp/ ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:13:16 2013 No.11618871 >>11618818 >I only have 6 shots, which one do i shoot first? yourself, obviously. save yourself from a worse fate.

Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:26:16 2013 No.11618885

>>11618818
You should pretend to be ready shoot yourself. Then 2hus will suddenly stop, understand that their funny atmosphere is gone. Then just order Remi to start stroking your penis and Flan licking your nipples\masturbating, unless they want to take responsibility for a human's life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:29:45 2013 No.11618892 >>11618885 And then they will drink his blood. Well, what did you expect? They are vampires, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:38:15 2013 No.11618905 >>11618892 Suck the blood from his penis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:39:15 2013 No.11618909 >>11618905 That sounds very painful, actually

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:43:01 2013 No.11618920 >>11618909 It would be somewhat arousing But the erection wouldn't last

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:44:15 2013 No.11618923 >>11618909 At least she would touch my penis with her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 00:55:30 2013 No.11618949 File: 99 KB, 1280x720, Santanabsorb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd do this to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:01:31 2013 No.11618967 File: 138 KB, 1280x720, [Nutbladder] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - 08 [EE069382].mkv_snapshot_06.06_[2012.11.27_23.38.39].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11618949 Flex them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:05:35 2013 No.11618979 File: 19 KB, 249x222, 1270592905321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11618949 >>11618967

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:16:35 2013 No.11618999 >>11618259 I like this answer better

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:26:50 2013 No.11619020 File: 108 KB, 850x1190, 1371655832524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11617912 Take off my clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:32:22 2013 No.11619029 >>11617912 Brace for hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:41:07 2013 No.11619054 >>11618909 I'm willing to let Remi and Flan suck my blood from anywhere but the penis. Eyeball is off limits too. Just fucking ouch! I'd rather them bite my useless left arm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:45:37 2013 No.11619059 File: 408 KB, 824x792, 1311313297177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] flan it up, sissies

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:54:23 2013 No.11619073 >>11618429 No everyone lives in a cool-temperate region, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 01:55:53 2013 No.11619076 >>11617912 i kick em' in the nuts

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 02:00:39 2013 No.11619084 >>11619073 Where ever I am turns into a cool-temperate region if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 10:55:24 2013 No.11619932 >>11618190 Anything but this and you're pretty much dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 19:28:09 2013 No.11621197 >>11619059 why do vampires like donuts so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 19:59:29 2013 No.11621250 >>11619059 Dude, that's fuggin' cute as hell!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 20:10:58 2013 No.11621276 I'd let a little girl do whatever she wanted to me, even if that meant tickling me until I pissed my pants. I just hope she'd be amused and make fun of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:39:15 2013 No.11621477 kick them in the nuts

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:41:01 2013 No.11621481 >>11621477 But they're girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:43:49 2013 No.11621484 >>11621481 Well how do we know if they're not Traps? Or Futa?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:44:05 2013 No.11621485 File: 565 KB, 800x800, CONTEMPLATE MY DICK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Use the force

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:45:34 2013 No.11621486 >>11621484 Futa with testicles are the worst kind of futa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 21:51:06 2013 No.11621499 >>11621486 Futa without testicles literally have no balls.

>>	some faggot Thu Nov 14 21:56:51 2013 No.11621508 >>11621484 Scarlet Sisters, Remilia Scarlet on the left and Flandre Scarlet on the right. Both are danmaku-shooting loli vampires who are both female. Nigga, don't involve traps with these girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 22:38:37 2013 No.11621571 File: 472 KB, 827x1168, 39537166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:00:22 2013 No.11621636 >>11621508 But didn't you know? Part of the vampiric curse is becoming a hermaphrodite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:01:38 2013 No.11621642 >>11621636 No wonder Flan is "unstable" and has to be kept stuffed in that basement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 14 23:02:07 2013 No.11621645 >>11621642 But why doesn't Remilia act like that? Is she able to resist the corruption of her mind by both types of hormones at once?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 07:01:03 2013 No.11622374 File: 554 KB, 756x955, 1338062337279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11617912

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 07:31:22 2013 No.11622402 File: 879 KB, 1558x1000, c3814f8fe69988c9ae865df3ba040cbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd probably start by bowing down and grovelling for Remilia-sama and Flan-sama to let me be their slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 08:04:25 2013 No.11622443 File: 65 KB, 481x337, reimu autistic.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11622402 whata fuck is up with Flan's right thigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 08:07:55 2013 No.11622448 File: 1.73 MB, 1786x2500, 1375402673924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11622443 What of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 08:10:39 2013 No.11622452 >>11622448 way too large anime anatomy man crazy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 08:15:54 2013 No.11622463 File: 564 KB, 688x1100, 1369343679270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11622452 Flandres got back!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 08:17:40 2013 No.11622470 >>11619059 It looks like she has a :< face in the background. It's cuter like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 10:25:46 2013 No.11622672 >>11621571 I want to m-molest Flan..

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 15 23:18:13 2013 No.11624949 >>11622672 Why not have loving sex with her instead?

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