/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When I was a young weeb I prided myself on my expert use of chopsticks.

I would always ask for them while at the chinese restaurant.

When I was in Japan and they gave me chopsticks I always looked at them very angry and asked for naifu and fooku even though I can use sticks. Did they thought I'm some kind of weeb or something? Anyway, making japs embarrassed is extremely funny.

>>11616940
Oh don't get me wrong, superior Western utensils are superior.

But the fact that some people don't have the motor skills to use chop sticks is just pathetic.

>yfw no Chindogu threads on /jp/

Chopsticks!

my fingers are too fat to use chopsticks

why do gooks used sticks ??? are they apes??

>>11616940
It's part of a culture, why can't you just embrace it? Rather than embarrassed I'd think they'd look down on you for not being able to use a pair of chopsticks.

>>11617323
Why would someone use sticks when all the civilized folks use fork and knife (which were invented quite a long time ago by the way)?

>>11617340
It's part of culture, the same reason why Indians also eat food with their hand

>>11617351
Well, if they want to behave like cavemen, they're free to do so. I'm gonna stick to using fork&knife.

>>11617323
Japan is a shame culture.

Anon-san owned their yamato-damashii into the stratosphere, and he was right to do it.

Fucking utilitarianists.

"Hurr durr I'm 16 and the whole point of cutlery is to be as easy and effective as possible! Nothing has any intrinsic cultural or aesthetic value because btw I'm also a nihilist a pessimist and an atheist."

Get off my board and take your clip-on fedoras with you.

What does /jp/ like to eat with their chopsticks?

>>11617381
go be made elsewhere weeb

>>11617395
your mom

>>11617395
no bully!

>>11617395
Soup at Thai Express.

>>11617323
Dude, I'm white, tall, fit and handsome. There is no way in hell those micropenis japs can look down on someone like me.

>>11617395
dicks.

I had a set, but I lost them.

>>11617250
>apes can use chopsticks
>You can't.

>mfw you get sick of the insincere compliments and tell a Japanese person that they're so "Western utensils jouzuuuuuu!"
>mfw they just stare blankly at you because irony doesn't exist in Japan

Only time I ever use chopsticks is eating something like sushi. Not sure how to eat other things like plain rice or soup with them, it's too hard.

>>11617453
Not so different when I go to the states and they go " ur english so gewd"

It's only the japs who are so insistent on using chopsticks only. Chinks and gooks have no problem whipping out the spoon.

Geisha Thread: discuss the art of Geisha (the term means 芸 (gei) meaning "art" and 者 (sha) meaning "person" or "doer". The most literal translation of geisha into English would be "artist," "performing artist," or "artisan."

Pleasant geisha discussion kudasai gozaimasu

I use chopsticks for everything including digging out the shit from my ass

>>11617499
mfw replying to this thread instead of making new thread.

>>11617505
Don't worry, it's ok.
These kind of things happen to the best of us.

>>11617505
>>11617499
>>11617509
Del

>>11617505
lmao ur path etic

going to a japanese restaurant and asking for a fork is like going to a japanese restaurant and asking for a hamburger

>>11616940
When I was in Japan they gave me chopsticks. I had no idea how to use them. That day I learned it myself...

I fucking love chopsticks now.

Post your chopsticks /jp/

>>11617785
osu

>>11617782
>huge tablet
>tiny ass drawing space

what the HELL

>>11617782
You should replace your tablet.

>>11617791
I got it for osu only. It does it job perfectly

>>11617792
are your chopsticks for playing osu?

>>11616931
>mfw eating at yoshinoya with weeb white friend
>i'm chinese I just use the fork like a normal person
>he gets some chopsticks and fumbles around with the food

>>11617811
>mfw i go to a chinese buffet restaurant and see some old white dad trying to eat the nonsticky fried rice with chopsticks

It was a mix of pity and sorrow.

>>11617811
>>11617822
Now you are just being elitest weebs.
People like to use chopsticks at Asian restaurants because it's fun and feels exotic.
Don't be a sperg that yells at people for eating sushi wrong.

>>11617811
How does it feel to be an inferior type of asian?

>>11617836
That's one thing but trying to use them with fried rice is straight up dumb.

>>11617838
But that's not how it is at all.

Chinese > Rest of Asians

We have the most refined culture, we have the best food, we have the most hardworking people. Filthy japs are lazy rapist pigs that can't even prepare fish and the rest of Asia are dirty farmers still stuck in the 60s.

nuke japan

>>11617878
china is a bad country,