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Rumor has it ZUN's next Touhou game will have online co-op, and apparently it's going to be using some new form of connecting computers together he made called beer to beer.

>> No.1161401

>>1161396
Trying too fucking hard.

>> No.1161445 [SPOILER] 
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1161445

SO YEAH, I HEARD, THAT ZUN IS MAKING A TOUHOU GAME.

BEER AND BADLY DRAWN LOLIS

>> No.1161457

ZUN already made a game about beer.

>> No.1161465

>>1161396

Remember when Ultros was funny?

Me neither

>> No.1161480
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1161480

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>> No.1161516

okay, okay, so a jew, a nigger, and ultros go into a bar, and then ultros asks for a martini stir not tekken, then the nigger asks for a watermelon soda, so the jew asks: which one is the cheapest?
the bartender says: it depends, which one do you like the most?
so the jew says:[spoilers]PS3sux[/spoilers]

>> No.1161522

>>1161516

Nice job

>> No.1161528

>>1161516
Finally some decent content in this thread.

>> No.1161527

>>1161516
lol, way to fail

>> No.1161531
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1161531

So the other day I noticed Aya's newspaper was spreading all sorts of nasty rumors about Utsuho Reiuji. So I went to Utsuho and told her, and boy did she get pissed. Hell, she basically went nuclear.

>> No.1161537
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>>1161531

Hardy har har

>> No.1161532

>>1161516
Your failure made me burst out laughing.

>> No.1161540

Ultros, why are you so horrible tonight?

>> No.1161544

>>1161531

This one was actually good.

>> No.1161575

>>1161531

I saw that one coming a mile away.

>> No.1161572

>>1161537
HOLY SHIT:
HEY RUSSIA, WHAT'S UP DUDE!!
WELCOME BACK, I SEE YOU GREW UP A LITTLE!

>> No.1161611

>>1161537
Umgah and Ultros are really similar, aren't they?

>> No.1161653

hi

>> No.1161763
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1161763

I see it in your heart. You want to tell a joke that people will laugh at, and regard you with phrases such as "Marry Me, Ultros!" but you are dissapointed in your failure to tell joke about Subterrenean Animism. This pain in your heart is as apparent at the Water in the ocean, not only to me, but to others as well. it is a complete shame that all of your heartfelt efforts are in vein.

>> No.1161773

>>1161763
Hi.

>> No.1161779

>>1161773
>>Komeji
lol.

>> No.1161814

>>1161540
Ain't the good Ultros, filenames are all wrong as well as out of order.

>> No.1161815

>>1161653
Hello!

>> No.1161820

>>1161814
Ultros was never one person.

>> No.1161878

>>1161531
Oh, Ultros you're so witty.

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