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Who /jp/ here......

>> No.11614783

Why didn't you green, newfag?

>> No.11614790
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>>11614783
...........................

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>>11614790

>> No.11614800

>10580p

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thread is KILL

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>>11614796
How scary......

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>>11614800
Blame the nerds who keep using my images...

>> No.11614812

>>11614809
Girls shouldn't smoke, especially young...

>> No.11614815

>>11614781
Uuuuu~ You're so cute. Let's go on a date.

>> No.11614818

It's where unneded kids are gathered?

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>>11614812
Get with the times, gramps. Womyn are free to do as they please now.....

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>>11614815
No thank you....

>> No.11614830

Not me.

I've started crossboarding lately.

>> No.11614834
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>/jp/ now copying my extended ellipses meme.....

being so influential feels nice...

>> No.11614836

>>11614834
I copied it from uncle mugen, not you.

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>>11614834
>my extended ellipses meme.....
>my

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>>11614836
>>11614838
you people have not idea how many meme take from me

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This thread sucks and I'm horny.

Has there ever been a real /jp/ meetup?

>> No.11614858

>>11614850
Yeah, it's every Wednesday. But we won't invite you, cuz we hate nerds.

>> No.11614859

>>11614850
If you're a girl you can meet up at my house. If not then go kill yourself fuccboi

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Then again its the only thread active here at the moment.

Not sure why your complaining about memes tho

>> No.11614861

>>11614850
I was raped at a /jp/ meetup. 8/10 would do again

Is this the NEET thread?

>> No.11614869

>>11614850
yeah a number of jpsie have gotten their anus spit on and fucked raw by a jpsie

>> No.11614870

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>11614869

>> No.11614886

>>11614869
What happened to the girls?

>> No.11614889

>>11614861
>Is this the NEET thread?

It's the T roleplaying thread.

>> No.11614895

>>11614886
>girls

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>>11614869
>>11614876
>degenerates
>on jaypee

Kimochi warui......

>> No.11614916

>>11614861
Wow, what was it like?

>> No.11614919

>>11614899
Who are you quoting, son?

>> No.11614930

>>11614886
nobody who has sex with a girl is a jpsie and females who browse jp are crossies.

if you're a real jpsie when you either want to be fucked by a jpsie or fuck one.

>> No.11614932

>>11614919
It looks like /pol/.

>> No.11614946

>>11614930
Which feels better?

>> No.11614958

>>11614916
I don't want to say, it might trigger my anxieties...but my anus was violated by a large cock and I ahegaoed...

>> No.11614961

>>11614946
i am an ass man myself. i prefer seeing the arching back of a jpsie as i fuck him and listen to his moans. not everybody can be tops though and i'm not a verse. so you're gonna have to be the receiver.

>> No.11614962

>>11614958
You sound like someone who's never shoved anything up his ass, let alone a dick.

>> No.11614966

>>11614958
But I want to know more...

>> No.11614981

>>11614946
I'm dominant. I want to make a jaypee my pet. For me, putting it in a jp and having them submit to me would be better. /jp/ is full of a bunch of useless subs so it works out! I could have a harem of frail jps.

>> No.11614994

>>11614981
That sounds like fun! I want to be a cute pet for a jaypee master...

>> No.11615022

>>11614962
Please no bullying me !!

>>11614966
I dressed up in my cutest summer dress and straightened my hair dyed it blonde and tied it into twintails with black ribbons...when I went to the meetup I was instantly confronted by a large fat sweating /jp/sie he asked me if I wanted to be brutally raped and I said yes...he hauled me by my hair into a bathroom stall, where he then grabbed me by the throat and bent me over the toilet...he lifted up my thin white dress exposing my hairless bum dressed in lacy pink panties...he ripped them off of me, exposing my tiny erect boyclit then he grabbed me by the hips and mounted my bottom and roughly entered my boypussy...I was crying for him to stop at first because he was ripping my ass but he just grabbed me by my twintails and used them as handlebars...his large throbbing cock slamming my g-spot was too much, I came lewd white fluids all over myself and the walls as my back arched and I moaned in girlish orgasm...that sent him over the edge and he plowed his cock deep in my tush, breeding my bum with his hot smelly sticky cum...I collapsed barely breathing onto the bathroom floor, a violated woman with a lewd, useless dick that cums when I'm being fucked roughly by muscular men who use my body for their own purposes...

>> No.11615025

>>11615022
That sounds like a fantasy and not reality to me. What the HELL.

>> No.11615033

>>11614981
I'm going to get me some cute /jp/sies as subs too. We can bring them to a meetup in a little capsule and make them fight

>> No.11615033,1 [INTERNAL] 

best thread on jp, POOF, gone.

>> No.11615033,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,1
Everybody in it posts here anyway.

>> No.11615033,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615022
queer fag/10

>> No.11615033,4 [INTERNAL] 

I feel bad that I missed this thread because it had a bad OP...

It's like when you don't watch a movie because the trailer/synopsis sucks then one day you do watch it and it's great.

>> No.11615033,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,4
Not going to the Troleplay threads...

>> No.11615033,6 [INTERNAL] 

Damn there were so many /jp/ers who top in this thread and I missed it...

>> No.11615033,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,6
You rang? (｡´∀｀)ﾉ

>> No.11615033,8 [INTERNAL] 

Why would you roleplay as Trevor if you aren't even going to do anything with his persona?

This is fucking retartted...

>> No.11615033,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,8
Why would Trevor roleplay as himself?

>> No.11615033,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,9
Why would he post on Warosu?

>> No.11615033,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,10
To bait cute /jp/sies to fock them in the arse?

>> No.11615033,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,11
Heh.

The bul*shit I put up with......

>> No.11615033,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,7
Hi /ota/min... How are you doing?

>> No.11615033,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,12
Gud one mate, soiled me trousers I did.

>> No.11615033,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,13
I'm doing pretty well! I just got done having sex with a synagogue full of friends. (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

>> No.11615033,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,14
Like you'd even notice a little additional wetness in them.......

>> No.11615033,17 [INTERNAL] 

I still got it.....

>> No.11615033,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,17
Starving hard, T-bag?

>> No.11615033,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,18
No, I sold my laptop for a cool $425.

Jealous?

>> No.11615033,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,19
And then you bought a new phone? Right.

Keep pretending you're poor.

>> No.11615033,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,20
holy shit oh my god i fucking hate poor-pretenders

>> No.11615033,22 [INTERNAL] 

I don't consider someone poor if they own a computer.

My computer is a fossil but I don't consider myself poor.

>> No.11615033,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,20
It was free, dumbass.

>> No.11615033,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,23
free phones........

╰⋃╯ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

>> No.11615033,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,23
Just quit, Dumas.

>> No.11615033,26 [INTERNAL] 

>Trevor pretending he's poor

How rich.

Next he's going to say he's that new avatard who pretends to be me.

>> No.11615033,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,26
Who the **FUCK** are you?

>> No.11615033,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,27
He's the new sheriff in town Trevor. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

>> No.11615033,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,24
This kaomoji is amazing.

>> No.11615033,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,28
>Trevor

Ugh. I get shivers down my spine when nobody freaks like you use my name.

Never address me directly again.

>> No.11615033,31 [INTERNAL] 

I don't know why everyone wishes I had a dick.

Don't think I care though.

>>11615033,27
Your better half, you deadbeat dullard.

Geez... Get a McFucking job.

>> No.11615033,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,31
>dullard

Is that your version of my dingus insult?

Fucki*g kill yourself.

>> No.11615033,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,32
So you make a dangerously celebral palsy-influenced, schizophrenically alliterated connection between the words 'dullard' and 'dingus' and then just flat out use my "Fkucgink kill yourself" meme yourself?

To think I thought this would be a thoughtful duel.

>> No.11615033,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,33
Sick quads.

Wanna be my gf?

>> No.11615033,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,34
Show me your bank account.

>> No.11615033,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,35
Show me your d!ck first.

>> No.11615033,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,36
Do you even understand how badly you just owned yourself?

Or are you actually proud of having been Born This Way?

>> No.11615033,38 [INTERNAL] 

BTW (different acronym) it's late here in ACTUAL Finland, so... stop chatting me up.

*disconnects*

>> No.11615033,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,37
>>11615033,38
C'mon baby, don't do this to me.....

>> No.11615033,40 [INTERNAL] 

F*ck.

I'm gonna be a virgin forever.....

>> No.11615033,41 [INTERNAL] 

Did I miss the blog thread? When I was at the airport I was able to see lots of really cute lolis, and it really made waiting around a whole lot less stressful than it should have been. Anyway, my bag was over the weight limit so I had to remove some stuff, including most of the electronics, which in turn got me pulled aside for explosives check at scanning. The guy pulled out and swabbed a DSLR, video camera, mechanical keyboard, mouse, and various cables before finally asking me to wait. When he came back he said everything was fine and I was free to go, leaving me with the words, "Have a safe flight". At that point I was a bit nervous, and all I could spout out was, "You too," to which he laughed at.

The flight was great. I got the window seat and spent the two hours with my head pressed against the window as it flew towards its destination. It was so exciting because I got to see much more stars than normal, got to see how the wing moved during flight, and even got to see the reflection of the moon on the wing. As mentioned earlier, the flight was great.

Anyway, people stare at me here because everybody here is mostly white and it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.

>> No.11615033,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,41
oh you aren't white

well.....

>> No.11615033,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>11615033,39
>>11615033,40
Pretty sure the topic was that you're gay...

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