/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck a neet

>>11613425

http://youtu.be/Fxfh5jOHv8A

I'm just... going to play New Vegas.

>>11613421
I don't either, but I'm still forced to do stuff.
Fuck everything!

That feel when you go through the embarrassing thought process of identifying your pathetic self with 2D loser NEET girls.

>>11613479
>the embarrassing thought process
I don't what you mean by that anon.

>>11613479

One day jp will become slower than it is now and no one will know why besides us...

>>11613479
She's not a NEET

>>11613490
Regardless, she has the glazed eyes of someone who is dead inside, something that I relate to.

NEET girls are fucking awesome actually. They don't give a shit about putting on make up or doing their hair like most girls do. Smoking a bowl or taking some pills with a NEET girl while playing video games sounds like a dream come true to me. In a sense, they have all the good qualities of stoner girls but without the normalfaggotry.

>>11613535
I like my girls good looking

>>11613535
I'm not a girl but I'll do this with you.

>>11613535
I'm a NEET girl looking for an NEET boyfriend online so if you know anybody please redirect them to my ad, thanks in advance.

Why are you assuming NEET = druggy loser?

Yeah I'm gonna say it I'm female and I really dislike drug abusing shitheaps like you. I'd take the rudest and most depraved anon over a gross stoner.

>>11613645
>MRW the cute nerdy chick in the /jp/ thread says "I'm a NEET girl looking for an NEET boyfriend online so if you know anybody please redirect them to my ad, thanks in advance."

>>11613651
I'm not rude, and I don't take drugs. Nice to meet you. :)

Is this the hook up thread?

>>11613661
It's actually the bully thread.

>>11613654
>>11613661
This isnt a hookup thread and I hate drug users and this is now my last comment in this thread.


>>>/soc/
Get out normies

>>11613661
Yes. Let's all put on skirts and start a mantrain.

>>11613667
im down

WHOA DID WE GET A NEW JANNY?! THIS IS AWESOME!

>>11613535
That's not true. A lot of NEET girls are really insecure and spend a lot of time doing their make-up and buying the right clothing.

Wah, wha, wah the fuck, I thought NEET threads were banned, that's why I was signposting.
Friggin get your rules consistent.

>>11613699
You can never ban /jp/'s NEET spirit.

>>11613703
Not even forced labor?
Check mate neetheists.

>>11613666
>Get out normies

>>11613954
Damn I feel bad for you, let the man has his drugs, maybe it's one of those things keeping him alive.

>>11613535
Most girls are lazy NEETs (housewives)

who got deetz on where to order cheap booze from the innernet? I wanna get drunk but the liquor stores too scary

How do I make a NEET life for myself!

fuck yah coney dogs for 99cents at A&W
#neetlife #jp

I had a lot of stuff I needed to do today like get a car title but I just stayed in bed and jerked off to miku.

I blame you for this /jp/.

>>11615700
It's great to find an abstract wall to wail at, isn't it?

>>11615700
Blame miku for being such a huge slut.

>>11613458
How? I've been trying to get back into New Vegas for a week now but I can't get myself to play for more than 10 minutes.

Please respond.

How do I enjoy a NEET life like Kaguya? Is there like a place where NEETs can go and be NEET? It needs to have an internet connection.

I have an interview on Thursday and I'm nervous. I haven't had an interview in years and I'm only doing it so my mom stops yelling at me to get a job.

The job is managing a company's social media sites which means I'm going to have to post shit on all of your favorite shitty casual websites all day long. At least I don't have to interact with people, but I'm sure I'll die a little inside each day at that job.

>>11615792

just don't go

>>11615792
Yeah, that sounds kind of depressing. Whenever I visit those sites, I feel really bad. Not just a little bit awkward, I actually have to blot it out. It's like a minor form of trauma, as though seeing Twitter and Tumblr is like visiting a war zone or something.

Hopefully you will get used to it, and at least it sounds easy/unsociable enough. Ganbatte!

>>11615795
I told my mom that I would, so I'm gonna go. I'm not going to like it, but I guess I kinda have to.

>>11615700
link the stuff

>>11615862
http://fuuka.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0116/14/1384283130906.jpg

>>11615764
Try to come up with a character backstory and reason for choosing your preferred side in the main quest.

>>11615792
That job is really easy. All you have to do is study how normals work, and study how other companies manage their social media and pick what you think works the best to grab people's attention. You don't have to socialize at all, you just have to analyze the social media concepts and strategies from a higher standpoint.

Is this thread a manifestation of my anxiety

How do I add more vegetables to my diet?

I tried putting some lettuce in my sandwiches but it ruins them. All I can taste and feel is the lettuce. Same deal with cabbage.

>>11616064
Eat a lettuce sandwich and then a normal sandwich.

>>11616086
But I don't want a lettuce sandwich.

Can't I just eat a plain chicken sandwich and then take a lettuce pill? I don't mind eating less overall.

>>11616064
Lettuce tastes bad unless you put salt and/or lemon on it, so you could try adding some lemon, and using less lettuce.
Also, if you're fat, start counting calories and try to eat no more than 2000 of them.

>>11616064
Try Szechuan green beans.

I like lettuce except that white kind

>>11615886
I'm not very good at roleplay, though.