[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 146 KB, 570x301, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609566 No.11609566 [Reply] [Original]

http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/1955670.htm

How cute.

>> No.11609569

That website design is awful.

>> No.11609572

>just three words for you: read Zun's hip

What? Does he have a tattoo?

>> No.11609575

>yo 4chan
>who do you choose "fap fap"?

Well?

>> No.11609579

Because ZUN is paedophilia. That's all.

Now we know.

>> No.11609580
File: 65 KB, 255x255, 1383607066781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609580

>>11609575
I fap fap to the head maid!

>> No.11609581
File: 561 KB, 800x800, 1351038287737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609581

>>11609575
Flandre!

>> No.11609582

>>11609575
It's like ``doki doki''.

>> No.11609583
File: 775 KB, 689x914, 1364339841163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609583

>>11609575

>> No.11609602

I wonder how many of them are virgins

>> No.11609607

>Satori-chan
>show me
>your ass hole!

>> No.11609623

kusosure del

>> No.11609625

>>11609607
Why are they so dirty?
We would NEVER see such language on /jp/!

>> No.11609630

>>11609625
Suck my cock, dude.

>> No.11609633

>I am a boy This is a octopus
>I am sorry hige sorry
>Mcdonald Kentucky Fried Chicken

>> No.11609638

>>11609625
It's VERY rude to address a Touhou directly with something like this! She will see it and be upset.

>> No.11609642
File: 143 KB, 675x717, 1381635071461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609642

ww

>> No.11609646

>11/11/13

Are they from the future?!?!?

>> No.11609649
File: 30 KB, 300x400, 1365451012327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609649

I wish I knew japanese so I could hit on cute japanese NEETs.

Maybe in another lifetime.

>> No.11609659

>>11609649
But if you're reborn into a japanese body
Wouldn't it be like, you would wish to hit on American NEETs but since you can't speak English it'd be an endless cycle?

>> No.11609660
File: 23 KB, 400x400, spooked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609660

>>11609646

>> No.11609669

>>11609633
I don't know why but Kentucky Fried Chicken being among his limited vocabulary makes me feel proud.

>> No.11609670
File: 112 KB, 880x1244, 1364384721183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609670

>>11609575
Yuugi

>> No.11609672
File: 16 KB, 134x218, 1383865872295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609672

>>11609659

I didn't think about that.

>> No.11609673
File: 198 KB, 1280x720, 1378112336960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609673

>>11609649
I wish I knew finnish so I could hit on cute finnish NEETs.

>> No.11609676

I tried to post but it said I'm not in jp!!

>> No.11609680
File: 5 KB, 201x182, 1365923115637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609680

>>11609673
>cute finnish NEETs

>> No.11609681

>>11609676
>(not jp)
futaba knows that you are a filthy crossboarder

>> No.11609682

>>11609673

Finns know English pretty well though. Think there's some here on /jp/ even.

>> No.11609684

>>11609680
That's not cute.

>> No.11609687
File: 150 KB, 574x960, 1339429228563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609687

>>11609684
Well that's a Finn for you

>> No.11609691
File: 531 KB, 1024x960, 1348423920452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609691

>>11609687
An ugly Finn. There are cute Finns like Alice.

>> No.11609695

>>11609682
Dude, half of the shitposters are either germans or finnish.

>> No.11609700

>>11609691
You filthy shit! How dare you call Alice a finn! Alice is a cute little west European foreigner who journeyed to Gensokyo.

>> No.11609702

>>11609691
Alice is french.

>> No.11609707
File: 92 KB, 420x247, 1346359028287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609707

>>11609700
>>11609702
Alice is ashamed of her Finnish heritage so she lies about where she's from.

>> No.11609708

>>11609691
Finns look like ugly central Asians. None of them could come close to look like Alice

>> No.11609710

>>11609702
Yeah! Alice is French! Don't you forget it!

>> No.11609713

>>11609702
Nice surprise bar, man, you really caught me off-guard. I feel spoiled.

>> No.11609716
File: 336 KB, 845x1200, 1267725914232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609716

Finnish girl with a dynamite body!

>> No.11609727
File: 240 KB, 1606x1000, d9e175a0f4585e3bead8fbdeef448c28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609727

Someone link them to this thread.

And I want to see Satori's ass hole as well.

>> No.11609729
File: 308 KB, 600x900, 1364697705710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609729

>>11609708
Only a certain Finnish subspecies is. The rest are tall, blonde and white.

>> No.11609731

>>11609729
I think you're mistaking them for the Swedes. It's ok most Americans are kinda bad at geography

>> No.11609738
File: 154 KB, 415x377, 1374002469116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609738

>>11609731
....

>> No.11609744

does 2chan not have a post linking feature?
I don't see any of these >>#### on the whole board

I see some text boards on 2ch that have it, but not 2chan

>> No.11609779

>>11609744
It doesn't. They haven't updated the script for years. It is a 2ch feature.

>> No.11609795

>>11609779

2chans admin(s) must truly be laziness made manifest.

>> No.11609813

Does anybody know of a proxy that would work on 2chan?

>> No.11609817
File: 117 KB, 352x480, but_futekia1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609817

>>11609729
>>11609707
>>11609691

Alice is Romanian. You would have known that if you really loved Alice!

>> No.11609825
File: 1.03 MB, 1541x1831, 1376627076895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609825

>>11609575
cirno and meiling

>> No.11609829
File: 270 KB, 850x1206, sample-df8e339257ea968827967bee471a8bcd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11609829

>>11609817
Alice is from Makai. You would have known that if you really love Alice.

>> No.11609884

>>11609575
I fuckin' lol'd.

>> No.11610081

>>11609779
why are nips so bad at programming?

>> No.11610094

>>11610081
They don't add anything unnecessary. Is there really a need for the post quote function? I just use it ironically.

>> No.11610115

>>11609813
Yes.

http://jan.2chan.net/dec/55/src/1384143041333.jpg

>> No.11610119
File: 308 KB, 800x898, 1306304441627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610119

Do they have fun little "lets learn English" threads over there?

>> No.11610123

>>11610094
yes

>> No.11610130
File: 74 KB, 481x500, 1379669874916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610130

can someone with a nip IP post this there and ask why japan doesn't have any military bases on US soil?

>> No.11610136

>>11610130
On where? The touhou board? I have a Japanese IP

>> No.11610187

>>11610136
Do they have a /pol/ equivalent?

>> No.11610201 [DELETED] 

someone post the ching chong keyboard

>> No.11610229

>>11610130
japan doesnt have any bases anywhere other than japan because they dont have a standing military.

Part of the WW2 treaties. They are limited to a self defense force (the jsdf) to repel invasions, but cant mobalize it outside of their boarders. Occasoinally JSDF members can be drafted into UN units. However that treaty expires sometime in the next 30ish years so it will be interesting to see what will happen.

>> No.11610235

>>11610187
I posted it on the military board.

>> No.11610238

>>11610235
Thanks, feel free to samefag and escalate the trolling.

You've been on /jp/ a month or 2 right? I want to see if your shiteposting skills have improved.

>> No.11610239

>>11610229
The JSDF is standing military at all effects. They don't use it outside their borders just because some paper says so.

>> No.11610243

>>11609817
>Alice is Romanian
Alice is not a gypsy.

>> No.11610244

>>11610243
Look at this secondary.

>> No.11610246

>>11610244
Are you calling Alice a gypsy?

>> No.11610247

that guy who types fack then responds to his post spelling it right
thats very cute

>> No.11610250

>>11610246
That is irrelevant. Wheter you believe Romanians are gypsies or not, Alice is from Romania.

>> No.11610253

>>11610235
uhh shouldnt you have asked in japanese?

>> No.11610259

Does 2chan have a 4chan X equivalent?

>> No.11610264

>>11610259
Yes

>> No.11610268

>>11610264
Good to know.

>> No.11610273

>>11610235

http://cgi.2chan.net/f/res/1046729.htm

lmao

You gunna take that newfag-trip? Get back in there and fight. Show them what /jp/'s about.

>> No.11610274

>>11610273
Wow this suika fag is getting assblasted even by the nips

>> No.11610276

Are we shitposting on futaba now?

>> No.11610286
File: 4 KB, 477x105, Slowpostisslow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610286

>>11609646
I THINK IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS.

>> No.11610289 [DELETED] 

>>11610276
Yeah, their moderation staff is much better than ours.

>> No.11610292

>>11610264
Do you have a link?

>> No.11610297

>>11610274
Futaba is ruthless!

>>11610273
What is /jp/ about though?

>> No.11610300

>>11610292
Here you friend, click on the second link this search brings up for a working one.

http://searchnut.com/result.php?y=japan%20proxy&Keywords=japan+proxy

Cant post here due to spam filter

>> No.11610304

>>11610297
Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana.

That is what /jp/ is about.

>> No.11610317

>>11610300
>>11610300
THanks for the virus, asshole

>> No.11610318

>>11610317
i gave ur mom a virus

>> No.11610322

>>11610239
I saw on /pol/ that Japan spends the 5th highest on military of any developed country, so the WW2 treaty is apparently quite misleading.

>> No.11610324

>>11610273
Alright, woah woah woah, hold the fuck up.
Is that some Jigoku no Maritan? What's happening in the OP picture?

>> No.11610327

>>11610322
How else would they be able to afford to defend against Gojira-san?

>> No.11610329

>>11610304
Now you insert the /jp/ monkey in the environment.
Look how he ignores the plebeian monkeys as he isolates himself with a room made of feces in one corner.
Whenever he feels hungry he screams, he doesn't try to get the banana, to tiring, he yells and expects food to be delivered at his room, he sits there alone waiting for his needs to be fulfilled bitching, then dies of starvation, without eating the banana, but, also without ever been beaten for it.
That is /jp/
Now take these fucking social constructs and get the fuck out.

>> No.11610332

>>11610317
S-sorry, Derek said it was okay, guess he lied :(

You should be clicking all 4chan given links in a VM browser just to be safe.

>> No.11610336

>>11610094
>>11610123
Honestly, not having a quote function makes threads a lot easier for me to follow since it forces people to write replies that can more or less stand on their own even if they're direct responses to other replies. The only way I can follow most threads on 4chan is with the "threading" tool in 4chanX, because there are so many one word replies and image replies that make the conversation difficult to follow.

>> No.11610350

>>11610336
get aload of this weeb, sticking up for his eleven friends.

>> No.11610367

>>11610350
Eleven? That's eleven more friends than I have....

>> No.11610379

>>11610297
>>11610317
>>11610367
>>11610329

spot the newfigs.

>> No.11610406

>/ってどういう意味合いで使ってんのかな
I wonder what the / is supposed to mean
>そんなに首長いかね
Do you think their necks are really that long?
>>/ってどういう意味合いで使ってんのかな
4chanの/jp/板のことで/は板の名前につける
>要するにスレ文は/jp/板からのコピペ
>あとふたばには日本国外からは書き込めない
/ is what you put on board names over there.
Basically it means it's a copypasta from 4chan's /jp/ board. Also, you can't post here from abroad.
>ZUNでさえその理由は知らないと思います、って言いたかったのに伝わってないことは理解した
"I don't think even ZUN knows," is what I'd have liked to say but I understand they don't understand me.
>誰だよZUNがペドだっていったやつ
So who the hell said ZUN was a pedo?

>> No.11610411

>>11610406
>まあ退治されにくくするためだろうな
少なくとも命までは勘弁してもらえそうだし
I guess it's to make it harder to confront them. At least their lives will be spared.
>細かいこと気にしないネイティブかもしれない
Maybe it's just a native that doesn't care too much about the small things.
>要は見た目が少女なのはそれがZUNの願望だろうって言いたいんだけど
It's probably more or less a result of ZUNs own desires
>時間流れすぎて今じゃ中学レベルの英文しか書けんわ
そもそも会話ができないのにいきなり読み書き勉強させられてもな
何処の言語だってまず話せること前提で読み書きを覚えていくだろうに
It's been so long that I can only write middle school level sentences. Not to mention we couldn't even speak and they made us suddenly work on reading and writing. I'm sure in normal instances people usually can at least speak before they start on reading and writing.
>ちょいちょいあるヘボン式クッソ読みづらい
The Hepburn romanization is annoying as hell to read

>> No.11610410

>jp以外のipアドレスです(not jp)
that feel when (not jp)
that feel when no qt jp proxy

>> No.11610417

> というかネイティブも案外その辺感覚的に使ってること多いんだよね
日本人が無意識に「は」と「が」を使い分けてるのと同じで
あとは否定辞の「un-」と「in-」の使い分けとかもかなり感覚的らしい
Seems like natives just do things intuitively rather than thinking it out like how we decide where to use ha and ga based on instinct. Also, they seem to go by feeling when it comes to negation prefixes like un- and in-.
>おいなんか本物っぽいの来ちゃったぞ
Hey guys it looks like some real ones might have come over
>妖怪はゾンビより怖いんだぞ~
Youkai are scarier than zombies, you know

>> No.11610420

>>11610406
>>11610411
It would be nice if I knew enough Japanese to actually translate posts on Futaba.
I really prefer their site's culture over our site's culture.

>> No.11610424
File: 324 KB, 850x850, Youmu licking a popsicle! .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610424

>>11610367
I'll be your internet friend.

No email exchanging or steam nonsense though.

http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/1955670.htm
post 1957491

Didnt a 2chan mod get questioned by the police or something because he didn't delete a single post about drug use?

>> No.11610427

>>11610424
I wouldn't doubt that a moderator was question for refusing to delete drug related post.
Japan doesn't take lightly to drug usage, and as far as law enforcement is concerned people discussing drugs are likely also using drugs.

>> No.11610429

>>11610420
I'm not actually too familiar with futaba culture so sometimes I mess up too. 2chan(nel) is way more mainstream and it's what I keep up with most. Sites like なんj and ふたば are really tiny but their culture is basically old /jp/ multiplied by 5 in terms of hating outsiders and being hard to deciphers to people unaccustomed to the board culture.

>> No.11610433

>>11610427
s/question/questioned/

>> No.11610460

>>11610406
>>11610411
>>11610417
>>11610429
How long did it take you to get to the level of being able to read stuff like this?

I'm at the point where I can make some sense of it when I'm looking at your translation and the original, but just trying to read it myself is too much

>> No.11610467

>>11610460
I'm kind of an special case so I'm not a good measure, but people can do this after a year and a half if they're diligent or earlier with dictionary/googling.

>> No.11610474 [DELETED] 

Which board is their /b/?

>> No.11610477

I wish they had a more effective way of banning foreigners so I didn't have to see this shit when I browse there.

>> No.11610479
File: 344 KB, 256x192, deep dark shrug.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610479

>>11610474
epic

>> No.11610482

>>11610477
I don't mind /jp/ers just going over there to talk normally, but I hate when they just spout memes or post reaction images over there. They act like retards in general.

>> No.11610492
File: 153 KB, 1206x1212, A true couple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610492

There must be a way to post on 2chan, there must be! Please help me.

>> No.11610494 [DELETED] 

>>11610479
????

>> No.11610497

What the fuck? How are people from jp able to post on 2chan??

>> No.11610498

>>11610492
did this >>11610300
not work?

Why not ask Suika-Tan to post 4 u!

He is nice and helpfull (✿◡‿◡)

>> No.11610500

>>11610492
Proxy, or move to japan. Why do you want to post so badly anyway?

>>11610477
I know I'm probably not the best person to say this, but I agree. It's not that I care that they're enjoying themselves, I just wish they didn't draw the attachment to /jp/, or 4chan in general. It's just not necessary.

>> No.11610506

>>11610497
Please don't call Futaba ''2chan".

>> No.11610505

>>11610474
I'm from Futaba.

Futaba is a sort of tiny site in Japan.
So there is nothing like /b/ here.
Once VIP in 2ch were very popular and noisy like /b/ but now it somehow decrease its energy.

>> No.11610510

>>11610500
Whats with those huge spaces?

>>11610505
Please ignore our horrible posters. They're also a plague here.

>> No.11610513

>>11610500
Link to a working Jap proxy(s)?

>> No.11610514

What was the Anon equivalent for Futaba agian?

>> No.11610512

>>11610505
Futaba has the flipside boards which are like miniature versions of our /b/.
I believe the total post on all those boards actually exceeds the total amount of post on /b/.
/b/ still flows rapidly, unlike those boards.

>> No.11610516

>>11610505
>Futaba is a sort of tiny site in Japan.
なんjとふたばって規模的にどっちが大きいの?
>somehow decrease its energy.
でもユーザー層アホっぷりは/b/に似てると思う。

>> No.11610524
File: 37 KB, 331x331, respond.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610524

>>11610513

>> No.11610533

How do I talk to a real life 2channer?

>> No.11610530

>>11610474
Isn't 二次元裏 basically /b/?
I wish /jp/ is like that.

>> No.11610531

>>11610516
>なんjとふたばって規模的にどっちが大きいの?
なんJは2chの一部だからふたばと単純に比較はできない
板単位で比べたら圧倒的になんJの方が大きいかな
本来は野球を実況する板だからピークの時の勢いは物凄い(日本語でごめん)

>> No.11610536

ingrisu de ok

>> No.11610537

>>11610533
>How do I talk to a real life Futaba poster?
Fixed

>> No.11610544 [DELETED] 

>>11610537
What's the difference?

>> No.11610541

>>11610510
I think I was still on IME, and when I broke the line, it spaced it out with full-width spaces.

>>11610513
I don't use one, sorry. Just google it.

>> No.11610542

>>11610531
>なんJは2chの一部
そうだった、失念してたよ。なんだかなんj民って他のネラーとは文化的に違いすぎてたまに別物に思えるからね・・・
でも、まぁ納得。サンクス。
>>11610533
Full force Japanese spirit is all you need.

>> No.11610543

Suika, are you using the same trip on both sites or are you being impersonated?

>> No.11610546

>>11610530
I've begun browsing 二次元裏 for the last few months, its basically /a/ with a slight /b/ side I guess, but just in the content not the stupid meme spam and such. I would much rather go there for anime discussion than /a/ though. Not that their discussion is so great and their taste is so much better than /a/ or anything, but the fact that they don't have 100 threads for (insert anime of the month) and they aren't posting image macros and reaction images all day makes it better in my opinion.

>> No.11610549 [DELETED] 

>>11610546
Autism.

>> No.11610551

>>11610512
I thought /b/ talks about everything.
二次元裏 mainly talks about anime,game,something like that.
The number of viewers of 二次元裏 this time are about 2600.
I don't know it of /b/.

I rarely saw /b/, so I may be wrong.

>> No.11610554

>>11610543
Just the name. I'm not exactly sure how tripcodes work on futaba, so it's safer to just not even bother with it.

>> No.11610557

>>11610551
old /b/ is anime random

>> No.11610565

>>11610549
Who? Me?

Please don't talk about me like that.

>> No.11610569

>>11610549
please dont bully imageboard otakus

>> No.11610571

>>11610565
90% of people on /jp/ have autism. Repost this if you're not part of the 10%

>> No.11610577
File: 71 KB, 832x194, futaba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610577

>>11610551
>kancolle
>saki
>pso2
It is like I am really in /jp/

>> No.11610582

>>11610577
More like /a/, we're not allowed to talk about Saki.

>> No.11610587

>>11610571
90% of people on /jp/ have autism. Repost this if you're not part of the 10%

>> No.11610590

>>11610577
We even have vita, jav and ff14 in the mmo thread.

All we need is MH4 and DS thread and we'll be completely indistinguishable.

>>11610582
We have that mahjong shitposter, isn't that close enough?

>> No.11610589

>>11610577
I personally like img more though...

>> No.11610593

>>11610531
>>11610542
weeaboos

>> No.11610603
File: 759 KB, 1191x1600, 1353056458282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610603

>>11610590
I made a few MH4 threads at release but no one posted in them.

It was a shame too, because Janny even decided to spare their lives.

>> No.11610607

>>11610603
I dont have a 3ds.
why dont we play mh3p?

>> No.11610608

>>11610603
You can try making GE2 threads in a couple days.

>> No.11610610
File: 644 KB, 1200x1000, 23564114.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610610

>>11610603
I must've missed it

>> No.11610614

>dollchan extension doesn't work on 2chan
Meh.

>> No.11610617
File: 196 KB, 640x640, 1-2JPG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610617

Hi anons!
I'm from Futaba.
Today I'll present our Th OCs.

This is Granbell Scarlet, the youngest sister of the Scarlet sisters.
Her ability is to embody everything.

>> No.11610623

>>11610617
i'd like to point out that /jp/ is for white people only.

please understand and follow the rules!

>> No.11610624
File: 258 KB, 487x650, 1341935066703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610624

This is Grakoro.
She is not Granbell, but pertains to Granbell.
She hates Kan-colle, Moba-mas, and White Canbus doujin shop.

>> No.11610642

>>11610623
I cannot know what you want to tell.
Your English is too difficult for me to understand.
Please write in more easy English.

>> No.11610655

>>11610624
Why is she so edgy?

>> No.11610657

Holy SHIT suika-fag is getting Blown The FUCK Out!!!!

http://cgi.2chan.net/f/res/1046729.htm

I almost feel kinda sorry for him, poor dude got annihilated ;_;

>> No.11610665

>>11610642
Hello friend!

Welcome to /jp/, take it easy!

ゆっくりしていってね!

>> No.11610673

>>11610642
My grandpa died at during the pearl harbor shoah you anti-semite.

>> No.11610677

What is the difference between 東方 and 東方裏?

>> No.11610684

>>11610677
>東方
Touhou
>東方裏
Touhou/Random

>> No.11610685

>>11610657
He's arguing about nothing though. At no point have I claimed to know what I'm talking about.

Common sense would tell you that it makes no sense for soldiers to carry about fake guns, and that they wouldn't break the rules for the sake of convenience or urgency.

>> No.11610688

>>11610657
It's funny because he's posting from an Okinawa Marine base so he has no idea what he's talking about even though he's in the army himself LMAOOOO

>> No.11610689

>>11610684
Thank you.

>> No.11610690
File: 170 KB, 1411x1000, 1335026739591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610690

>>11610655
She is the fighter of justice, and she fights agaisnt the enemies of Th.
>>11610665
OK! I see!
This is Amagiri Tsumuri, not Shinjo Naoki.
She is a Youkai of rain, and often bullies Granbell.

>> No.11610697
File: 269 KB, 677x1600, look at me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610697

>>11610685
Can you stop tripping? I'm beginning to do that thing where I don't judge each post on it's own merit and because you have created an internet persona of stupidity.

>> No.11610698

I'm from 東方裏 but know nothing about such original youkai...

>> No.11610701 [DELETED] 

>>11610684
Moot take note.

>> No.11610702

>>11610677
東方はID表示されて
東方裏は基本的にID表示されない

>> No.11610708 [DELETED] 

>>11610701
What?

>> No.11610716
File: 95 KB, 577x426, Marines3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610716

>>11610688
Looks like all his posts were deleted, he must have been uncovered as a foreigner and banned when he posted that military id lol.

Anyways soldiers might not have magazines in their weapons if they are doing training exercises stateside or something but in a deployed environment the weapon is loaded but _with no round in the chamber_ and safety on when inside the wire.

Thats what I saw in Blackhawk down. /k/ agreed, don't bother them about it.

>> No.11610719

>>11610688
>marine
>army

>> No.11610720

>>11610719
Huh I don't give a shit about what american monkeys with guns call themselves

>> No.11610725

>>11610720
Woah! Calm down! What's with all the hostility?

>> No.11610730

Are futaba mods strict?

>> No.11610732

>>11610720
We're more like apes than monkeys okay thank you

>> No.11610735

>>11610716
Thank you for explaining that in a way that isn't condescending.

>>11610697
Sorry.

>> No.11610739

>>11610673
Anti-semite?
I actually cannot read Semite, but I like Semitic letters such as Phoenician, Sinatic, Samaritan, and Arabic.
Why am I against Semitic language?

>> No.11610742 [DELETED] 

>>11610735
Why do you feel the need to use a trip?

>> No.11610749 [DELETED] 
File: 79 KB, 420x248, marisa_ohayo2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610749

>>11610697
>>11610742

leave Suika-sama alone!

I hated him at first but hes just so adorable how he tries to be a goodposter. Hes like a little kid who tries real hard but always screws up in some funny way.

He's now at No. 5 on my list of trips/namefags that I like/am infatuated with.

I want to know more about you and be your internet friend!

Do you like being in Japan and how old are you?
Are you NEET, and if not, how much money do you make a year before taxes?(in USD equivalent)

>> No.11610752 [DELETED] 

>>11610749
Fuck off and then commit suicide.

>> No.11610754

>>11610752
get out of /jp/

>> No.11610760

>>11610742
I like being responsible for what I post. People develop opinions about me, and if I want that opinion to be a positive one, I have to adjust and censor myself. I love being anonymous, but at a certain point, i warps your perception of what real communication is like.

>>11610749
Please stop.

>> No.11610763 [DELETED] 
File: 6 KB, 479x165, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610763

>> No.11610765

>>11610719
>4chan

>> No.11610767 [DELETED] 

>>11610760
>>11610749
>>11610735
Samefaggot

>> No.11610772 [DELETED] 

>>11610760
Suika-Sama I am being honest!

Don't be mean to me you are hurting my feelings and make me sad ;_;

why i just want to be your friend and you make me cry ;_; ;_;
;_;

>> No.11610770

>>11610760
Take your "real communication" to Facebook, faggot.

>> No.11610776
File: 390 KB, 1112x924, image (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610776

LMAOOOOO
what a fucking faggot go die rofl

>> No.11610791

>>11610776
The guy posting in full-width was american though

>> No.11610809

>>11610776
it seems I can't see all of the posts made on the thread.
It just looks like one person talking to themself to me
I thought being in america I could at least read the posts. Could it maybe be because I don't have ipv6 or something?

>> No.11610813

>>11610809
see
>>11610716

>> No.11610826 [DELETED] 
File: 148 KB, 680x907, 1298265402824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610826

Serkit-Sama please talk to me!!!

please respond!!!!

>> No.11610846

>>11610760
Your logic is flawed. What if we wanted you to kill yourself and stream it on /jp/ for us to have positive opinions of you? Would you do it?

>> No.11610853

>>11610846
>>11610760

Here's a guide to do that!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HK_FgQ0fGY

>> No.11610858 [DELETED] 

>>11610846
I would have a very positive opinion on any tripfag who killed themselves.

>> No.11610971
File: 29 KB, 500x392, 13837492910005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11610971

>>11610826
kawaii

>> No.11611289

You imbeciles scared off all of the friendly Japanese posters! And to top it off, you killed the Futaba thread!

;_;

>> No.11611392

>>11610524
Didn't the jap set up that free VPN thing? Is it banned on futaba already?

>> No.11611473

>>11611289
Did anyone screencap the thread?

I had it open in another tab but hit update and now its gone! How do I recover it in my browser cache maybe?

>> No.11611513

>>11611473
I saved it:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/zeoxoap1esj6wfo/

>> No.11611529

>>11611513
>>11611513
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zeoxoap1esj6wfo/
>futaba.rar
>Archive (.RAR)

Thanks but can you use a less Jewish file compression format?

>> No.11611531

>>11611392
The few I tried were all banned.

>> No.11611538

>>11611529
That feel when you have to install non-free software (7zip-rar) to view your chinese cartoon pornography

>> No.11611556

>>11611473
http://yakumo-family.com/fudat/6e3795f8cb08e7f06e3708e9de56ef6b/

>> No.11611560

>>11610673
Get fucking wrecked

>> No.11611559

>>11611538
>.rar
>non-free
Okay, you're perhaps the newest people I've ever seen on here. WinRAR is technically free - it claims it's paid, but only pesters you about it. Hope you enjoyed your spoonfeeding. Now fuck off and learn the basics of the Internet before you ever post a word on here again.

>> No.11611568

>>11611559
May Stallman-sama have mercy, for I shall not.

Shit thread btw.

>> No.11611576

>>11609566
>butthurt weaboo desu

>> No.11611586

>>11609649
Learn nigga

>> No.11611587

>>11611559
Rar is proprietary software. the decryption is licensed out for other programs like 7zip. When you install 7zip with .rar support, you're installing non-free software. Free as in freedom, I mean. By installing non-free software like rar you're actually compromising your own freedom.

>> No.11611598

>>11611587
Installing non-free software doesn't compromise your freedom.

>> No.11611601

>>11611587
Did you know that by refusing to install non-free software like rar on principle you're actually compromising your own freedom to decompress rar archives?

>> No.11611613

>>11611598
It does.
>>11611601
At the same time cutting away my freedom to run code of my own choosing, and the freedom to modify, view, or even understand what it's doing.

>> No.11611621

>>11611613
>cutting away my freedom to run code of my own choosing
You can run multiple programs.

>and the freedom to modify, view, or even understand what it's doing.
If you are tech savy enough to care, you are tech savy enough to hack the program.

>> No.11611636

Ask them about this fujoshi attack in 3 months.
http://nozityo.blog.fc2.com/

>> No.11611644

>>11611621
>If you are tech savy enough to care, you are tech savy enough to hack the program.
Plainly false see >>>/g/

>> No.11611645

>>11611621
>If you are tech savy enough to care, you are tech savy enough to hack the program.
Reverse engineering is not freedom.

>> No.11611665

>>11611644
I doubt /g/ has ever looked at code in their collective lives.

>> No.11611738 [DELETED] 

What happens when you fail an expedition, do you have to wait for the ships to recover?

>> No.11611765

You use hardware (and other everyday objects) that you don't have the schematics for. Who knows what they're getting up to in there?

Too bad nobody cares.

>> No.11611779

>>11611587
There is a libre decompression program called The Unarchiver for Linux and OS X but it doesn't always work.

>> No.11611809

>>11611538
>>11611559
>>11611568
>>11611587
>>11611601
do not give 2 shits about freetard nonsense I meant .rar was invented by a literal jew thats why I like to avoid it there are other options.

>>11611556
thank you friend!

>> No.11611854

So? How do I get a cute megane unpopular Japanese NEET since they're monitoring /jp/ now?

>> No.11611868

I don't really care about freedom just so long as I'm fed and safe.

I thought all NEETs were like this.

>> No.11611883

I want /g/ to leave.

>> No.11611885

Why do you hate freedom?

>> No.11611890
File: 182 KB, 1239x712, 1373838032177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11611890

>>11611885

>> No.11612568

I was in this thread when it was first made before it was shit.
I am depress

>> No.11612588

I wish I could understand japanese. Is it hard to learn /jp/?

>> No.11612700

why is /g/ so shit?

>> No.11612703

>>11612700
Because lunix shills.

>> No.11612710
File: 320 KB, 1280x720, 1373177246444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11612710

>>11609649
iktf

>> No.11612713

>>11609575
ya muhdda

>> No.11612783

>213 posts omitted

Good job, neo-/jp/.

>> No.11612805
File: 55 KB, 640x480, gee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11612805

>>11612700
Because its just computer rice and tech support these days. Oh, and don't forget the script kiddies posting SICP images in all programming threads, yet struggling to understand basic OOP.

But who cares about discussing actual news and trends in technology when you can just tripfag images of your modded android with anime-themes all day long, r-right!?

>> No.11612829

>>11612805
>these days
the only time /g/ wasn't filled with shit was when it was filled with blood.

>> No.11613369

>>11610697
Dirty crossboarder goyum

>> No.11613392

>>11612700
>>11612805
>>11612829
>>11613369
Don't continue to post in /jp/.

>> No.11617542 [DELETED] 

>>11613392
make me

>> No.11617563

>>11612700
>>11612805
Computer building has reached a plateau. While in the past, following new computer parts and upgrading your computer was an important thing to keep up, there is little need to upgrade you computers now. Definitely no need to put down $500+ on a new video card that will not even be optimized.
I have been using the same computer parts for years and I can still run new games on max settings.
/g/ is declining, there is little reason to go there

>> No.11617566

i must say this thread is pretty epiccc....

>> No.11617746
File: 85 KB, 200x460, aw shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617746

I was just lurking Futaba's Touhou board and I found a picture of Flandre slapping her dick. Send help.

>> No.11617753

>>11617746
post it

>> No.11617758

>>11617753
B-but it's too lewd!

>> No.11617772

>>11617563
>I have been using the same computer parts for years and I can still run new games on max settings.
That is a bold claim. what graphic card do you use?

>> No.11617775

>>11617758
upload it somewhere else

>> No.11617781

>>11617775
I-I'll just link the thread...
http://may.2chan.net/40/res/4714531.htm

>> No.11617812 [DELETED] 

That's not her dick, she's sitting on someone slapping their dick

>> No.11617825
File: 99 KB, 600x600, 1320612271544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617825

>>11617772
Ok fine, I replaced my old video card about two years ago to GTX 470, but that was only because my old video card died. Didn't have to upgrade my other parts though.
I think my old card was a 8800 or something, and I could max Crysis on that six years ago. I don't think "graphics" have changed much since that.

>> No.11617826

I've been using the same computer for 7 years and I can still run Deus Ex on max settings.

So long as I use the original renderer.

>> No.11617837 [DELETED] 

>>11617825
Nitori is so cute

>> No.11617859 [DELETED] 
File: 121 KB, 1008x277, 2chan 4714640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617859

>/jp/

>> No.11617859,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617563
I've been thinking about blowing some money on a new computer lately I really dont play any games anymore so there's probably no reason

>> No.11617859,2 [INTERNAL] 

Man you guys are bumping some shit threads tonight

>> No.11617859,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11617859,2
SHUT THE FU PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.11617859,4 [INTERNAL] 

It's fucking impossible to understand kig freak's post deletion criteria, what the fuck.

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action