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Date her ex lesbian lover

Go to Hell? I dunno.

Whatever, just don't sober up first just whatever you do just do it.

>>11601918
Break all ties and ascend to tru neet.

C-Can I be your boyfriend? I've never had a girlfriend before, so... yeah.

>used to be a lesbian
I just love this retarded way of treating 'homosexuality'

>>11601967
Uh aren't you like 20
And you've never had a gf? What the fuck?
Were you hospitalized all through highschool or something? Well even then you should have at least banged a nurse.

Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.

>>11601973
Don't make fun of me.

I still want a loli girlfriend.

>>11601918
Depends.
If your a girl then just kill yourself because your just going to get older and all the guys would rather have a younger girl then your wrinkled ass
If your a guy just move on with your life and find another lover.

>>11601962
a non-virgin normie can never be a truNEET

>normalfags on /jp/

>>11601987
You can thank moot.

>>11601987
Who are you quoting, and why are you using a reaction image? YOU are the cancer killing /b/. Sage.

>there are actual virgins over age 21 on /jp/
I thought it was a joke

if you're a guy then i'm so sorry, sweety. you'll get over it and find somebody so is right for you. he doesn't deserve you! drop an email we can chat ;)

if you're a girl? like i give a shit. get lost and go cry on /b/ or something.

>>11602000
I'm saving myself. There's only one person in the world I ever want to have sex with.

Kill them both and maybe yourself after.

You should drink alcohol.

I'm probably going to have a drinking problem.

>>11601985
Could you make it anymore obvious that you're a (clueless) girl?

Might as well just say "btw im a girl".

Want to be my girlfriend?

>>11602007
Doubt it.

>>11602010
>Doubt it.
Well it's true.

>>11602014
No it's not.

>>11602000
>misusing the quotation feature.
I thought it was a myth.

>>11602000
Who are you quoting?

>I thought it was a joke
Well, you thought wrong.

>>11602007
This is what all virgs say to make themselves feel better
The person you're "saving yourself" for will have long since flooded her vagina with semen before she looks at you.

Imagine a /jp/ where people who were not virgins got banned.

>>11602010
If you're going to post a topless girl, please post a girl whose breasts are cute. The size of that girl's are nice, but the nipple and areola are too big.

>>11602026
you know those hentai doujins where the normal, slightly nerdy virgin guy meets a delightfully slutty girl that falls head over heels for him? and how his life proceeds to be filled with awesome sexual exploits with said girl plus other slutty girls?

that's my actual life, dude. you'll understand when you finally get your dick wet

>>11602027
I think her boobies are pretty cute.

You're too picky.

>>11602010
>Could you make it anymore obvious that you're a (clueless) girl?
You think I'm a girl?

>>11602037
I don't know who else would say that but a girl.

>>11602033
The size and shape are really cute, but the areolae and nipples are too big.

>>11602030
Aren't you also a trans gendered woman?

>>11602039
Doushio?

>>11602040
I strongly disagree.

>>11602046
I put this into google translate but it didn't tell me anything.

Typical finnish shit or something.

>>11602030
I wish my life were like eromanga.

>>11602020
Yes it is.

Do you think there are lolis like this anywhere?

stop raiding us

>tfw you are too /jp/ to talk to the loli girl you know

>>11602075
That's a crime

>>11602075
Don't do it anon, prison and ass rape only await you so stick to 2D loli

>>11602060
>joined manga

Nasty, split it with my mangasplitter© 2012 GPLv2

https://github.com/what-ch/manga-splitter/blob/master/mangasplit.sh

>>11602078
It's not a crime to talk to a loli. I talk with lolis all the time and I've never been arrested because of it.

Little girls are the only people I can talk with.

ww

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>>11602075
Why do you people keep misusing the quote feature?

Please go back to /a/ or /v/ or wherever. At least try to fit in here.

I saw a nigger girl with white girl hair today

>>11602083
Nah if you go try to talk to ``lolis" you definitely will probably get arrested.

That's the times we live in. If you're a guy and talk to some random little girl, people are automatically going to assume rapist/killer.

>>11602085
It's fine

>>11602087
Black girls with dyed blonde hair does look quite ugly.

>>11602090
Wrong again. You must be doing it wrong.

>>11602078
>>11602080
she's not actually a loli. She just looks and acts like one

>>11602095
What's fine? How is it fine?

>>11602093
no it was black but it was really straight and shiny
I mean it was pretty hair but a nigger is a nigger

>>11602098
Stop being a pussy and go for it, then.

>>11602107
It may look shiny, but if you touched it I bet it would not have been as soft as it looked. There is a large variance in the texture of little girls hair based on race.

>>11602098
that sounds fucking awful

I forgot to mention this, but they would definitely let you on Jerry Springer for that. I'm serious it's not hard or unrealistic to get on Jerry Springer if you wanted too, they will actually repeatedly call back.

Point is you should go on Jerry Springer.

>>11602112
Not really. I hope Anon gets his fake loli girlfriend.