/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11599802
22 here. Kill me.

>>11599808
2/27/1991 dob here

25.

>/jp/

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=140159803&page=1

I lost my virginity to a jap prostitute this spring when I was 23. I made her dress as a schoolgirl.

29
Stopped caring sometime in the early twenties. Maybe it'll be the same for you guys.

23 woo

Let's see if I make 24 without moving to gensokyou

>>11599832
this is you

>>11599832
Y-You're lying! If it is true, then I feel sad for you, as well as for myself; because the same fate will probably befall me.

30 here.

>>11599844
This is you!

>>11599844
Time to get a prostidood..

>>11599819
post the link to the one where zyzz says anime os for faggots

>>11599851
Why? Not like you unlock some divine power just because you stuck your pono in a vagoo.

i am 21 also op, my birthday was september tho

no alcohol, drugs, sex

no friends in the last 5 years also

living with parents as well

do i win

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>>11599851
Nah, my hand is free and doesn't give me STDs. Might consider a onahole though.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11599865
>25%

>>11599829

Losing virginity to a prostitute is one of the most pathetic things a man can do.

>>11599851
wow there;s a wokada doujin?

>>11599866
not nearly as pathetic as being a 20+ year old virgin

>>11599878
I would say just as pathetic. If you are doing it to just lose virginity that is. If you plan on making it a routine thing then... Every thing has a beginning I guess?

>>11599865
More like 0.025% lol
Getting pussy is easy as shit as long as you don't give a fuck.

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Standards too high etc.

>>11599889
So... I guess you have to take the fucks instead? I don't think your boy pussy counts annon.

I am biding my time until I am 30 literally because of a meme on the internet and then I'll go out and start hitting da bar|

>>11599851
wokada-sama could make anything attractive

>>11599878
its more pathetic
shouldn't you be at uni kid

>>11599840
anon a cutie

>>11599898
You can joke all you want, atleast I'm nailing bitches, virg.

>>11599878
It's better to be a virgin than to lose your virginity to a whore, because you're a permabeta faggot. If you you want to lose it, than at least lose it in a proper way and not like some bitchboi with a zero self-respect.

>>11599909
forgot pic

I am 22, I will be 23 in February.

If I did happen to have sex with a girl, would she make fun of me do you think?

>>11599912
then*

>>11599912
There's nothing beta about buying a commodity, retard. Get the feminist bullshit out of your head. Going to a bar and picking up some slut can be just as expensive and is more of a hassle.

>>11599911
Hey don't go posting old pics of me virglord

>>11599913
I think that depends on a girl. But we shouldn't be discussing this anyway. /jp/ is 2D only secret club.

Escorts can be really nice people and there's really nothing that can make you feel more connected than sex.

Of course it depends on the one you see. I've had some shit experiences too.

>>11599920
I would probably get very upset if a girl made fun of me for it when we were going to have sex.

I wonder how many 22 year old girls are also virgins? Probably like 5-10 I'm guessing.

>>11599916
You resort to buying a whore because you're a beta faggot. Normal guys simply go and score on a street or in da bar or somewhere else. And they do it for free. If you can't score some pussy for free, I have nothing but pity for you. You might as well go end yourself now.

>>11599916
>There's nothing beta about buying a commodity
it is for the sole purpose of bragging on /jp/

>>11599919
>>11599911
is this somebody else posting his picture or it's actually him? i can't even tell. him posting his picture being a narcissistic would be rather unique.

if so take the photo looking straight at the camera not that facebook shit trying to hide your portions.

Depends on if you count gay sex.
I have experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside.

If you've masturbated, you've already lost your virginity.

>>11599934
del yourself degenerate

>>11599929
No, it's not for free. The clothes, the drinks and all the other commodities you need are just as expensive as an escort. God forbid you get a girlfriend.

>>11599931
Have you ever heard of a trophy wife? Do you associate trophy wives with betas? Paying out for a decent looking escort is no different, there's just no commitment at the end of the day.

Delete this thread.

>>11599944
I'm pretty sure this is complaining about 4chan moderation!

>>11599913
I know it won't ever happen to me, but it's probably something like 限界!?お兄ちゃん２０１３ where if you don't know what you're doing during the beginning of the H scene she just leaves you. I think she makes fun of you as well but I don't recall. Also, if she some how figures out you're a virgin she leaves you too, as well as berating you.

That entire scenario was so shitty, I wanted my delicious little sister. Fucking いぬすく.

>>11599939
what if i'm not a bottom, but i'm tried it still? did i still lose my virginity :3

>>11599945

No, this is the same spammer posting his daily dose for the guy he masturbates to.

i wonder whos behind this thread

>>11599913
Why? If you find a fellow virgin, she wouldn't know you were doing poorly.