/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A BroadcasTheNet invite x10.

>>11591744
They have a terrible system, they use timed ratioless tracking, and you are not given any credit unless you download the entirety of a series.

First: A motorbike to pick up touhous

1. Yukari's finger in ass
2. Yukari's tongue in ass
3. Yukari's nose in ass
4. Yukari's toe in ass
5. Yukari's dick in ass
6. Yukari's fist in ass
7. Yukari's arm in ass
8. Yukari's strap-on in ass
9. Yukari ass to ass
10. Picture with alien

Corpse-camping Janny 24/7 in whatever "netoge" he is playing.

1. to take it easy forever
2. to be warm and safe forever
3. to not worry ever again
4-10. Fug touhous

warosu to come back

1. cum on sanae's face
2. cum on sanae's chest
3. cum on sanae's belly
4. cum on sanae's ass
5. cum on sanae's feet
6. cum on sanae's armpit
7. cum in sanae's mouth
8. cum in sanae's ass
9. cum in sanae's pussy
10. endless ejaculation

>>11591763
You can fulfill all of those 10 desires with 1 action! Just muffle all ventilation in your bathroom and take a nice warm, long bath or shower!

I would hang those drawings on my refrigerator.

1-8. Serve Remilia Ojou-sama.
9. Kiss her belly when she's sleeping.
10. Lick her belly when she's sleeping.

>>11591845
That would end up being painful though. If I die in a bad place, my soul won't get to gensokyo.

>>11591863
The thought of licking Remilia's tiny belly while she gently breathes in and out...

1. Being
2. i am
3. to be is to care
4. to care is to pass judgement
5. to judge is to pronounce value
6. value is teleological
7. the scope of value is the scope of the universe
8. to shape value is to shape the universe
9. to shape or be shaped is the measure of nobility
10. I Will

1. fug patchy
2. fug taters
3. fug yumo
4. fug udon
5. fug sanny
6. fug aya
7. fug okuu
8. fug orin
9. fug yukari
10. they all grow dicks and run train on sakuslut while my wimpy /jp/ weiner recharges

>>11592081
Please don't fug my waifu.

>>11592094
which ones you're waifu
suika can take her place because i want to fug suika

1. Get a job

>>11592110
Orin.

>>11592129
shit. you have good taste

>>11592148
I know, right? It's a shame that fanon doesn't do her justice because she's one of the most beautiful and wonderful characters in all of Zun's works. She's so determined, hard-working, and perfect. I can't blame you for liking her.

I wish I had desires

>>11592396
That's a desire within itself, anon.

>To bully a cute /jp/er dressed as a girl
>To castrate a cute /jp/er
>To make enough money in forex to be a hikki forever
>The finish that software that turns /jp/ers into girls
>To be a good mom
>To impregnate a little girl while her mom watches
>To have sex with mommy
>To suck cock in a gloryhole
>To be CRAZY and cute wwww
>To fuck Toromi while she sings CRAZY denpa songs

>>11592440
Kill yourself degenerate.

>>11591868
u wot m8?

>>11592444

seriously? "degenerate"?

get out.

>>11592445
Sharing is caring.

>>11592453
Thanks for confirming your degeneracy, fucking disgusting freak.

1. Loli friend
2. Loli friend with benefits
3. Slutty neighborhood loli
4. For a mother who is a friend of my mother wanting me to marry her loi daughter
5. Lolis working part-time in shops and restaurants
6. To take a loli on a romantic date
7. To make a meal together with a loli
8. To go shopping together with a loli
9. To know a loli who does lewd things with her dog and lets me watch
10. To play with a loli's hair

1-9) Serve Miko
10) Be served by Miko.

>>11592463
Sounds nice.

>>11592476
She would know exactly how to treat you. It's too perfect.

>>11592459
you are not welcome here /pol/

sleep in Ran's tails

>>11591753
1. My finger in Yukari's ass
2. My tongue in Yukari's ass
3. My nose in Yukari's ass
4. My toe in Yukari's ass
5. My dick in Yukari's ass
6. My fist in Yukari's ass
7. My arm in Yukari's ass
8. My strap-on in Yukari's ass
9. My ass to Yukari's ass
10. Picture with alien

>>11592440
Illya is probably one of the most sexy lolis I've seen. Fuck.

>>11592457
10. Won't get arrested for 1-9

>>11591739
1. Lots of money, enough to do/buy anything and I mean anything.
2. For my family to have a long, healthy, comfortable life.
3. Fuck huge armory
4. SVD (gun girl)
5. Okuu and her family
6. Loyal maid army (including monstergirls maids)
7. Giant space-worthy vessel capable of warp travel and armed with enough weaponry to devastate essentially whatever decides to try and fuck me over.
8. A moon city. Think Rapture in spaaaaaace!
9. A moon fortress away from the city in the event that things go belly up in that city.
10. Immortality

Fairly unrealistic, but so are most others here.

1-8 For my gf to be real
9 Lots of money so I can live as a NEET forever
10 For my gf to be real

>>11591739

1. To have /jp/ deleted.
2. To be finally free from /jp/
3. Start working out.
4. Read more.
5. Quit porn
6. reduce or quit fapping.
7. Get back to drawing
8. Not feel shitty
9. dance by myself in my room
10. focus on meditation

>>11593377
>Quit porn
What? Why?

>>11593384

Spend way too much time fapping to it! Steals my energy and vigor when I fap too much.

1~9 quit being otaku
10 kill myself

>>11593391
Doesn't mean you have to quit completely. Fapping is normal and healthy.

>>11591739
1. Go to Gensokyo
2. Go to Gensokyo
3. Go to Gensokyo
4. Go to Gensokyo
5. Go to Gensokyo
6. Go to Gensokyo
7. Go to Gensokyo
8. Go to Gensokyo
9. Go to Gensokyo
10. Go to Gensokyo

I just want a bunch of dicks in my ass.

>>11593422
Why?

>>11593427
That's what turns me on.

>>11593422
You want the whole bag of dicks?

1. wealth
2. strength
3. beauty
4. intelligence
5. wisdom
6. charisma
7. skill
8. willpower
9. courage
10. faith

with these 10, I could obtain 1000 more desires.

>>11593467
What about health/lifespan? Those 10 completely pointless if you die next day.

you said "my dick" ten times