/jp/ - Otaku Culture

your moms vagina LOL

>>11585208
Uh, my mom is dead.

I thought this was common knowledge by now.....

>>11585210
Aren't you supposed to be dead too? Why are you still here?

>>11585210
The fact that she's dead doesn't necessarily mean that she doesn't have a vagina anymore.

>>11585211
You wanna stop derailing my thread? Thanks.

No because every time someone starts something they go mad with power or turn out to be a normie

Literally kill yourself again.

>>11585216
You look confused. You know that this is actually my thread, right?

>>11585215
Holy shit. She literally doesn't have a body anymore.

Can you please fuck off so non-subhumans can answer my question?

>>11585223
Yeah.... right.......

>>11585219
You know I could easily dropkick you, right?

>>11585220
>Holy shit. She literally doesn't have a body anymore.
Show us her ashes or you're full of shit.

>>11585226
Come on over here if you want to test me.

>>11585232
Doesn't that picture bring up memories of your alcoholic mom?

>>11585228
See >>11585216
and >>11585220

Why do you autistic fucks have to turn every single thread I make into some gay ass blog thread that nobody wants to read? Seriously just fuck off.

>>11585232
Sorry but I don't normally have sex with degenerates.

I want to go to japan with /jp/

The real /jp/, not those rich kids from /v/

>>11585237
FUCK.

OFF.

>>11585241
The real /jp/ is already in Japan.

>>11585240
Ironic since you fuck yourself every night.

>>11585244
*sizzle*

Sickest burn I've seen on jaypee all night.

>>11585244
You wanna stop stealing my images? Thanks.

>>11585240
Who else is going to love you though, Trevgay? Your mom is going to be even more disgusting with you, when you eventually off yourself, if you're still some creepy virgin.

/jp/ to janitor we need oyu kpls cjanitor clear this thread immediatlery its out of controll !!!! help

>>11585253
That the best you can come up with?

Get out of my thread before I tell jannie on you.

>>11585257
Why are you still talking to me?

>>11585255
milggggggg pls iluv u pls stream pl s

mlggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>11585260
That's it, I warned you.

>>11585262
I love it so much when you post.

>>11585269
You know that was me, right?

Maybe you should read warosu once in a blue moon so you don't look like an idiot on real-/jp/.

There's a board called /otaku/ on 8chan, there's also a /jp/ but that board is just another /ota/ extension.

>>11585272
I don't know what the hell you queerboys are even talking about anymore. I just post that whenever I see a milg post.

>>11585277
Yeah, you're totally not posting to show off your dubs or anything.....

is this the epic oldfag meetup thread

>>11585277
i still lvoe u to 2 kkkkk
even if he wa smean tio you

>>11585283
No, Trevor is here.

>>11585283
Just one oldfag (me) and a bunch of posers wasting my time for god knows what reason.

I seriously wonder why I still post here. I'm surrounded by children.

Heh.

>>11585283
I'm pretty sure this is my blog.

You wanna get out or do I need to call the mods?

Requesting immediate thread ban, over.

>>11585294
Still arguing with like -minded retards on youtube, subhuman?

>>11585293
Are you a Band of Brothers otaku?

>>11585300
Does that look like a mother fucking band of brothers you gay ass shitlord?

>>11585297
I don't argue on youtube - I pwn on youtube.

>>11585303
N-no... ;_;

>>11585305
That's what the Youtube jews want to make you believe.

Keep commenting, goy.

>>11585303
Wow what the fuck is your problem friend? I was just asking a question.

Jesus. Is this board always this hostile?

>>11585305
So you get owned, nothing new there.

>mfw Trevshit is getting wrecked on youtube by retards

>>11585311
Why is Chillno's hair so long?

>>11585309
Better kill yourself back to whatever shit board you came from you god damn crossie, before even more of the warosubros get here.

>>11585308
I have adblock so youtube makes negative revenue off of me. I'm the reason they disabled downloading in 1080p.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some database to hack.....

>>11585309
I'm not your friend.

>>11585313
Because Trevor's mom is dead.

>>11585314
Haha, oh man.

If only you knew who really made that post you would be eating your words right now.....

>32 minutes old
>50+ replies

What the hell is this shit? This thread isn't even about anything.

>>11585322
I made that post. What about it?

>>11585311
Trebol got pwnd on the /s4s/ meetup stream. He showed up out of nothing talking about /ghost/ but no one responded, they even stopped talking for a while until captainkek banned him, lol.

>>11585322
Oh, just some faggot that only recently convinced the retards on warosu that he runs the place? Literally kill yourself and join your dead as hell mother.

>>11585325
>yfw T got owned by those people

how many /a/nikis who have 'lurked' for a month pretending to be T in this thread right now?

>>11585327
Watch and learn, crossie.

>>11585325
I literally don't know what you're talking about.

Impersonators pretending to be me owning myself is older than /jp/ itself.

>>11585333
Yeah, they probably lasted longer than you normally do before you have to cry your faggot dead mom ass to bed, queer.

>>11585324
What about it?

Well, you're a poor liar for one thing.

>>11585333
Don't worry Trev, you tried your best.

>>11585335
I wasn't even trying to lie. Just stop posting before you own yourself again.

>>11585326
>Literally kill yourself and join your dead as hell mother.

Why don't you try connecting some new neurons together the next time you make a post?

that captainkek guy looks softer than fucking tissue. i bet he's not even hard enough to start smoking black tar right in front of that chat.

it feels magically tonight. i think the good old days are back in this thread. it feels like a warp to the past was opened.

>>11585342
If you had a biology degree like him, you'd know that that's not possible.

>>11585342
holy FUCK this guy is so owned

>>11585340
Don't refer to me by my real name, it's fucking creepy and disgusting. Why do you even think you can do that? Are you seriously *THAT* socially retarded?

>>11585350
Yeah because neuron connections are permanent. Why don't you try not failing high school biology next time?

>>11585357
>feel when the irony in this post

holy god damn piss Trevor is getting owned lmao

>>11585351
Thanks for proving my point.....?

>>11585357
I actually got an A-. Don't make me post my timestamped report card, punk.

Huh, I was wondering why warosu was so dead. Figures that T has one of his homosexual role play threads up.

>>11585574
Keep projecting...

>>11585574
what

This fuggin thread mean, this fuggin thread

>>11585362
>T

Why do you Trevor cocksucking fanboys keep letting him force this shit?

>>11585360
I bet you also think dead brain cells are permanently dead and can't regenerate too you cirno-posting shitstain.

Sigh....

>>11585369
I have 16 degrees in owning your mom, queer, I know what I'm fucking talking about.

ITT: Trevor getting owned by /jp/ while he tries to call his warosufriends but even them don't want to put their hands for him.

Get back to the archive with your dead mother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl29TKZDh3c

>>11585361
Wouldn't surprise me seeing how shit modern public schools are. Why they let people pass a class without acing all the material is beyond me.

>Oh, you know half of algebra? Well, move on up to trig then. I don't see how this could possible become a problem later on.

Literal retards....

>>11585596
Does /tv/ f*p to her?

>>11585380
As if you've aced anything in your life... Let's see your grades, smart guy.

>>11585605
How the hell should I know gay boy.

>>11585379
Please... Trevor has contributed more to the culture of this board than you ever will.

U jelly? U jelly roll, son?

>>11585610
Ummmmmmmm............

I'm not gay.....

>>11585374
Heh.

>>11585596
>This is where I grew up

That got me.

>>11585386
>>11585389
>feel when these posts are one minute apart

>>11585397
Why is Chillno a mosaic?

>>11585384
Way to go off on a tangent you retard. My point was anyone, myself included, should be forced to retake tests until you score 100% to move on to the next subject rather than developing the swiss cheese brain syndrome that are education is plagued with.

In other words, he could've easily gotten an A- without knowing shit about the neuron-related material.

>>11585397
They're 32 seconds apart meaning they're different people.

How dumb do you feel now? Or were you "ironically" being retarded?

>>11585397
He's samefagging as always. He can't even set up a proxy.

Getting owned by /s4s/ is one thing, but getting owned on a slow board like /jp/ is just pathetic.

>>11585596
I'm the same age as Chris and yet I haven't undergone the same horrible personality shifts. I wonder what's up with that.

>>11585406
The fuck you just say to me kid?

>>11585402
Are you IMPLYING we aren't an army that runs /jp/ and tumblr?

Get a load of this nerd, guys

>>11585408
milk..........................

All 11 of us are waiting for you at /ghost/.

We can do it together.

>>11585420
Bring back the good old days of /ghost/ then, fight the good fight again the Trevor cocksuckers.

>>11585413
But I don't want to talk about Trevor...

>>11585410
Down with molk! Join the brigs brigade!

Every wondered why /jp/ was so shitty? Because people like OP are here.

>>11585421
Hell yeah.

>>11585420
We talk about a lot of things... janny, CP, irony... well that pretty much covers it, actually

>>11585428
Why is she so perfect? ;_;

>>11585422
It's ironic because his sole purpose is to make /jp/ so shitty that moot has to delete it.

>>11585622
I don't think anyone else watches normiemen here.

>>11585420
I know it's pretty bad they never shut the fuck up about it.

>>11585432
If moot actually gave a shit about that he would have already deleted boards like /b/ or /v/.

>>11585432
No one has been here long enough to remember Trevshit saying that, of course that can likely be attributed to his bipolar temper tantrums.

Trevor is the best person in the world to have hate sex with. I could easily imagine myself pulling his hair while fucking him in the ass and calling him a bitch. He'll argue back and say it's rape, or he hates you, but you both know he loves it. Just imaging his gasp as you spank him for talking back and seeing the tears in his eyes. Finally when the hate sex reaches the climax you strangle him and right before he passes out he cums. He wakes up stained with his and your cum and then he gets all upset and say something like "Baka, I should call the police!". Then you say "It's okay baby, I love you" and he blushes while brushing his hair to the side and goes "hmph"

Of course, you have safe words so it's never too dangerous though. I think "janny" is a good safe word.

Is Trevor the ideal boyfriend? I think so.

>100 replies

Well, I accomplished my goal.

Later, retards.

Get him out of here

>>11585440
Your goal was 100 replies?

Setting the standard pretty low huh?

.....forgot my hat....

>>11585440
>feel when once again it was due to nothing you did yourself, and can be attributed to the real users behind your "fame"

>>11585449
You're getting your jelly all over my hat, bitch.

>>11585453
>feel when this post

Where is that fucking janitor? If he's going to delete stuff he should start with this.

>>11585447
Here, I've got it for you.

>>11585462
Complaining about the janitor/moderation is against the rules.

>>11585462
He knows better than to fuck with The Buttranger's threads.

>>11585447
>>11585449
>>11585453
>tfw Faglord T made you laugh

This is the worst feel in the world....

>>11585467
He's in IRC right now, steaming like a train

>>11585486
Bottom of the barrel degen spotted.

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>>11585493
That's the magic of T. Notice how the thread grinded to a halt once he left.

>>11585462
Any thread that tries to get people to leave /jp/ and join some other dumb community should absolutely remain.

>>11585498
So you're saying he was samefagging that hard?

>>11585498
I'm upset I missed it. Now we have to deal with unironic fags like >>11585496

>>11585501
You can't even samefag hard anymore thanks to moot's retardedly long reply cooldown stifling discussion.

>>11585502
I skipped reading the entire thread, I just saw the post I replied to on the front page.

Nigga, that's kawaii as hell

1/3 of the posts in this thread are mine, suck my dick you fucking gay ass nerds I'm off to own some queers on dota.

>>11585516
What is your ID?

>>11585516
>dota

Yes, please leave. My 14-year old brother plays that garbage all day every day.

>>11585523
T-Dawg

>>11585523
*t3h_g4ys14y3r69*

>>11585520
What does it matter what your brother plays? I'm sure your mother loves him more than you so that probably makes it a good game.

My 10 year old niece plays with dolls imported from Japan and has probably more otaku merchandise than you too.

>>11585550
Keep projecting, kiddo. DOTA is for tryhard autist losers and normies.

>>11585558
Sounds like someone sucks at dota lmao

>>11585558
Which part is projecting? I'd bet money my niece has more expensive and more otaku merchandise than you. I'd also bet that your mother loves your brother more too.

You seem to resent him like a little child so I'm sure of it. Are you like 15 years old?

>>11585560
I won DOTA by never playing it.

>>11585566
holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>11585568
As someone who has played over two thousand hours of DotA, I commend you.

>>11585566
Keep projecting.

>>11585568
You impossible since you've already lost at life and everything you do is a failure from the start even before you try it.