/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish I have a qt fujoshi gf to talk with.

>>11581491
Had. Sorry I'm a bit sleepy.

I heard fujoshi have an even deeper connection to their hobbies than male otaku.

I want to fuck a smelly unhygienic NEET girl with a smelly NEET pussy.

>>11581521
But pussies are already smelly.

>>11581519

It's true.

>>11581519
well yes they have vaginas after all

Cute!

>>11581545
Fixed

I wish I had a smelly fujoshi to bully and humiliate

Would a fujoshi make a good wife and mother?

>>11581572

Yes

> tfw can't fuck your fujoshi little sister because you're blood related

>>11581606

I bet she's fat

>>11581572
Absolutely not. They would probably be horrible at being both, since they obviously don't even have the skills to be a functioning member of society.

>>11581606
That feelio when you don't know who you are quoting.

>>11581606
But that's even better.

>>11581617
I didn't ask you.

>>11581606
There's No Way My Little Sister Can Abuse The Quote Feature Like This

fujoshi suck. every fujoshi i met just is a video game addict who watches some anime once in while. i don't even think actual fujoshi exist in the west. just females who like shit tier console video games, cartoons, anime, and watch trash tv series.

i watch all the fujoshi anime and not a single "fujoshi" i met even likes them.

I bet she fucks like a tiger.

>>11581641
Is your shift key broken?

>>11581635
She probably wants it bad too.

>>11581645
is your refrigerator running?

>>11581658
oh, false alarm

>>11581655
No.

Reminder

>>11581641
You talking about shoujo/josei anime/manga.

How can you read them? I'd rather claw my eyes out than sit through shoujo manga, very few I could deal with.

You pretty much have to actually be a girl.

>>11581665
i'm talking about all the popular fujoshi series even shounen/seinen, but especially josei/shoujo stuff.

every western fujoshi just plays pokemon and happens to watch some anime. i'm a gay that's why i like all the bishounen stuff.

trying to talk to any "fujoshi" about otaku stuff is the biggest waste of time on this planet.

>>11581683
High school sounds tough.

If I was a girl I'd take the throne from milk as queen of /jp/

>>11581683
>i'm a gay
The "a" isn't necessary.

>>11581683
>i'm a gay

>>11581702
Bigotry at work

>>11581705
/jp/ doesn't work

Guys I need to have sex NOW

I can't take this virginity shit any longer

>>11581702
i wrote i'm a guy gay, but found it redundant. didn't clean it up properly afterwards. maybe it's subconscious bigotry like the other guy said.

>>11581688
are you the autistic guy sulking about the lack of capital letters or some pokemon playing fujoshi who doesn't know shit about otaku culture?

>>11581728
Just shut up normie.

>>11581728
Looks like it's the former

>>11581728
Neither. I'm refer to you bitching like a high school kid.

>>11581714
This bothers me too. I can't stand it.

>>11581714
w-why h-hello l-ladies

Never introduce a fujoshi friend to a BL anime.
I jokingly suggested Gravitation.
She would not shut up about it for a month.

>>11581762
We all aren't weeaboos like you.

Le ebic reddit tread

>>11581762
That's what you get for being a normie.

>>11581764
I had my phase is highschool...

>>11581770
Yet you continue to bitch like a high schooler.

>>11581748
moron, i know you're slow on the uptake, but even being stupid has its limits. i was asked a question by somebody else and answered along with explaining my views further. fujoshi suck and trufujoshi don't even exist in the west. sorry to burst your bubble, but i'm sure you like the same trash /v/ideo games they do.

>>11581768
We're all normal here dude

>>11581772
I forgot I was in post anime con /jp/.

>>11581772
No, being a virgin with no friends, job, or priorities makes me special.

>>11581770
You are literally a faggot.

>>11581781
You need to check yourself sweetie

If you're not a faggot in 2013 then you're doing something really wrong

>>11581781
Surprise, everyone in this thread is a huge fucking faggot. This is a honeypot thread and we're all going to get ass raped by janny.

>>11581785
You need to check your privileges.
I can't be gay if I don't have a gender.

>>11581770
Pokemon goes on /vp/ brospeh.

I am the last virg on /jp/...

>>11581785
>You need to check yourself sweetie

Are a you a sassy middle-aged white woman?

>>11581774
are you trying to be ironic? you're whining about me expressing an opinion when talking to somebody who asked.

i see, you're offended cause you're a kid who plays video games still. when you become an adult you'll realize how crap they are.

>>11581798
*tips fedora*

>>11581798
I'm not "whining" about anything. I'm telling you, you sound like a little bitch.

>>11581486
>sitting on the floor
but that's uncomfortable as fuck

>>11581807
Not as uncomfortable as misusing the quote feature.

Calm down guys we're all bros here

>>11581803
no, you're whining, kid. you're making a compliant about how i "sound" and i can practically hear your little girly intonation and weaselly whimper as i read your message.

>>11581810
Shut up nerd, I don't know you. I'm not your buddy, pal.

>>11581809
No, that's not uncomfortable at all

>>11581807
It really isn't, even in her exact position
Can lean to back problems though.

>>11581585
He's the cutest Reimu I've ever seen.

>>11581662
I hate Taiko.

>>11581807
I live on the floor.

>>11581816
I'm not sure if /jp/ is the right board for you if you don't speak with a little girly intonation.

>>11581816
I like how you keep using the word "kid". It makes you look really mature.

>>11581810
I love jaypee!

>>11581816
What board did your fag ass crawl over here from?

>>11581831
Do you want to go see the new movie with me?

>>11581838
Yes!

>>11581825
you don't ever look mature exchanging words with a teenager as an adult, kid.

>>11581855
Who cares? You're gay.

>>11581855
Kid N Play

>>11581861
who cares?

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