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Happy halloween /jp/

posting a witch because it's spooky

>> No.11575151

Witches
are
b*****s.

>> No.11575157

How are you going to handle Trick-or-Treaters this year, /jp/?

Are you going to turn off your lights and pretend nobody's home or are you going to give out candies? Are you going to let your mother take care of everything and stay in your room? Is the guy who handed out CD/DVDs with random games burned on them a few years back still on /jp/?

>> No.11575162

>>11575157
Kidnap them if they are lolis. I plan to collect at least three dozen this year. You understand, I can't really do much if they are accompanied by adults or something like that.

>> No.11575164
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i have some candies waiting in case some brats actually find out there's someone home

>> No.11575166

>>11575157
Thinking about parents, I wanted to spend all day handing out candy to little girls, but my mother wants me to do something with her.

>> No.11575167

I will use a syringe to inject candy with my semen and give them to cute lolis.

>> No.11575168

>>11575166
Why would you want to do that? 3D girls will only kill your taste for pure love

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>>11575151

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>>11575174

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k

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>>11575144
Cute witches are cute and not spooky.

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this thread is relevant to my interests

>> No.11575191

Witches are cute!

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a witch for you OP

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I hear little girls like candy

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What the fuck, /jp/.

The one time I don't buy fucking candy and a dozen kids just turned up on my doorstep.

I had to give them an IOU.

(I live in the Southern Hemisphere before any accusations of timetraveling).

>> No.11575198

Marisa is blonde and cute.

>> No.11575199

>>11575157
I'm the designated candy giver this year... again. I can't really complain because my other 2 roommates pay all the bills.

Real life lolis kind of scare me, actually. Also I always feel like the parents are giving me dirty looks. There really isn't any way to explain to them that a shut-in pervert doesn't mean a pedo rapist, though. It would just make things more awkward.

>> No.11575202

>>11575195
>Southern Hemisphere

You trolling me, son? Timezones go east/west........... north/south means jack shit in that regards

.......................................

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>>11575188
>You will never share an ai-aigasa with Marisa-chan.

>> No.11575212

get a basin full of water and put some apples in it
tell the lolis to dook for the apples with their hands behind their back

now you're in a room full of soaking lolis and you can send them outside to catch a cold.

this is the true hallowe'en the americans are missing out on.

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>>11575151

And they also don't exist!

>> No.11575219

>>11575168
3D little girls may be cute, but you can't exactly masturbate to them like 2D girls, at least not legally. So I doubt I'll lose my taste for it.

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>>11575202
I didn't want to reveal that I'm from the shit-posting capital of the Earth.

Have some more cute Marisa by way of apology.

>> No.11575222

>>11575212
>tell the lolis to dook for the apples
>dook

What kind of third world activity is "dooking"?

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w

spooky ww

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2spooked

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whee

>> No.11575265

Woah, Marisa is really cute and not spooky at all!

No scare here

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Freckled Marisa is best Marisa.

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>>11575144
tx op i am spoogd

>> No.11575351

>>11575278

Miscegenation is DISGUSTING.

>> No.11575371

HALLOWEEN IS A SIN
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY YOU PAGAN

>> No.11575378

>>11575351


freckles are another sign neanderthal heritage, making it white. whens the last time youve seen an ethnic with freckels?

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