/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Chopsticks are so primitive. Can you imagine if you were going to eat with your fork and it just suddenly broke so you had to eat with your hands? Ridiculous.

>a walkthrough
wuts his youtube channel

>>11568534
Yes.

>>11568536
I prefer text or image walkthroughs

Holy god damn piss OP, stay safe.

>>11568534
I cured my phismosis with chopsticks. Put two of them under my foreskin and pulled them apart. Very useful tool.

>>11568546
>uncut

friggin GROSS!

>>11568551
It's no different from a cut penis when out of curdling season

>>11568530

>failed at cleanly breaking your waribashi

wwwww git gud

So OP, how did the visit go? Did he enter your room yet?

>>11568530
>came by randomly
Your parents, as well as yourself, know that they can refuse random stuff like that right? It's a matter of privacy.

>>11568546

My old landlord drove a harley

I cringe whenever I hear one too this day

>>11568577
This. They have to give 24 hours notice before entering the domicile. At least, where I live.

>>11568611
My mother has a truck with one of those loud exhausts. My heart still races and my stomach turns whenever I hear that note from any sort of truck.

>>11568612
Where I live, they have to give 2 weeks notice, unless there's a major issue with the house.

>>11568546
For anyone wondering, this is impossible unless you have 4 hands.

My mom stayed home from work today, so I had to hide in my room all day just in case she heard me coming down the stairs and remembered to ask me how the job hunting is going. I should really store some food up here for emergencies.

>>11568627
Four hands OR two hands and two feet.

>>11568627
I helped him

>>11568627
Huh, how?

You can pull them apart with just one hand. Other hand on your dick I guess. Where are the other 2 hands coming in?

>>11568628
You should be nicer to your mommy

this is now a phimosis thread.

My andrologist said I should leave my foreskin alone, but I hear horror stories about nasty stuff under it and all. What do

>>11568643
I just pulled mine back.

Not gonna lie, it hurt like HELL, but after that it was pretty fine.

I imagine this is how it feels to break in a hymen.

>>11568640
1 hand to hold the chopstick or q tip or whatever in place while you put in the other one.
and another hand to pull the foreskin open

That's 3 hands

>>11568649
What? You have a hand on each chopstick and then pull them apart to open the foreskin.

I'm glad I was circumcised so I don't have to deal with this shit like a european that couldn't afford the procedure.

>>11568643
I really enjoy stories about kids exploring eachother, and how the girl will peel back the foreskin and cause the boy to have an orgasm.

>>11568649
put chopstick 1 in with hand1
hold dick (and chopstick since it's now inside your foreskin) with hand 2
put chopstick 2 in with hand1

you can now either use one hand to hold your dick and one to pull the two chopsticks apart (with your fingers) or just use one hand per chopstick and not hold your dick

>>11568652
>paying for a circumcision

Fuckin amerifats.

>>11568654
http://solotouch.com/

>>11568652
I'm glad my parents respected my freedoms instead of chopping off bodyparts to sacrifice to their Jewish overlords.

>>11568663
That's where I read all of them. Whenever I'm finished, I wonder why nothing like that ever happened in my childhood.

>>11568652
I'm uncircumcised and I didn't have to deal with this shit because I had personal hygiene when I was younger. The advantage now is that my dick isn't mutilated and I can feel it properly.

>>11568669
Oh I see, I figured I'd link it just in case you hadn't seen it before. Since its basically perfect for what you're talking about.

When I was young I had it once where I couldn't pee it would just fill the tip and very slowly and painfully leak out. I don't really remember how it went away but it did. Pulling it back is never painful do some people really have that

>>11568672
>feel it properly
are you some sort of degenerate?

>>11568672
Phimosis isn't related to personal hygiene, a lot of parents tell their kids to retract the foreskin as kids, but it doesn't really make a difference. It's just a rare condition with no reason to take preventative measures in advance.

>>11568679
WHEN I WAS

I can finally pull my foreskin all the way back but it feels tight and makes my head turn blue and if I jack off the skin flops back down, what do?