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http://tenhou.net/0/?L7447

Get in here, retards.

>> No.11546091,1 [INTERNAL] 

Bitch. You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.11546091,2 [INTERNAL] 

Whoops, meant to post that on real-/jp/.

I'm too used to being banned.

>> No.11546101
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No.

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>>11546101
...........................

>> No.11546104,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11546091,2
iktfb

>> No.11546109
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no sankyuu

>> No.11546112

>>11546091,2
sometimes it happens

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>1365747197351

>> No.11546116

>>11546113
You got something against foolz, buddy?

>> No.11546121

>2:0

Are you nerds seriously doing this to me?

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>1:0

>> No.11546689 [DELETED] 

I like how this thread is left up as a testament to Trev's lonely pathetic failure of a life.

>> No.11547480
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is this the retard master thread

>> No.11547498

>>11547480
Isn't it the blog thread?

>> No.11547550

Are you guys playing 4p? Might play if that's the case.

>> No.11548941

i'll play a bit, going as noname though

>> No.11548945

>>11547550
>Are you guys playing 4p?
L-lewd!

>> No.11548946

gl guys who are playing

>> No.11548999
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I've never seen such a long list before

>> No.11549004

LOL FUCK THAT GAME

Counted Yakuman on my deal crippled me

>> No.11549047

>>11548999
Holy fuck dora 3 suu ankou?

>> No.11549060

>>11549047

It sucked, awesome for the guy that got it, but not for me :(

>> No.11549074

>>11549060
Dang that sucks bro :(

>> No.11549205

SICK TSUMO

Sorry Kuro-San

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I played this hand like a fucking gimp, dragged my way into tenpai threw away some atrocious tiles, and some how end up getting the hell tanki wait tsumo.

Sorry guy to my left, I threw up a little after

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>>11549205
>>11549237

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>>11547480

>> No.11549318

>>11549237
>Sorry guy to my left, I threw up a little after
>apologizing to a fag that couldn't make a single yaku without stealing tiles from the rest of the board.

you should be saying it was a shame the guy to your left wasn't the one who discarded your win.

>> No.11549499

Why did the game only last 2 rounds just then?

>> No.11549507

>>11549499
Someone busted?

>> No.11549570

my touchpad got wet - didn't mean to give away the red 5 of dots

>> No.11549663

Where did all you fags go?

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>>11549663
server is dead

>> No.11549680

>>11549674
I'm on just fine.

>> No.11549722

>>11549674
ur internet is ded.

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>>11549722
haha

>> No.11550716

>>11550674
I love reterd mester.

>> No.11550726

>>11550716
We all do, friend. We all do.

>> No.11551095

>>11550726
I don't tho. Toki is superior.

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>>11551095

No.

>> No.11551227

please play

>> No.11551306

Toshinok, the dora gives you more points.
The dora is the tile one higher than the flipped up tile in the wall. If it's a 9, then the dora is the 1 of the same suit.

>> No.11551310

>>11551306
I was playing safe that time rather than give up a 4 of numbers, which I was worried would give someone a ロン.

Thanks though, cause I still haven't looked up the rules and probably make mistakes all the time that I don't notice (and ones I do notice).

>> No.11551548

>2013
>Playing lucky Chinese tiles

>> No.11551714

sasuga /jp/

>> No.11551732

>>11551714
Fuck off.

>> No.11551733
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Oh gee, thanks for deciding to start playing f*cking TWO DAYS after I ask.

Literal assholes.....

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>Queue up
>Everyone leaves

>> No.11551742

>>11551732
Fuck off.

>> No.11551748

>>11551739
I give away too many points. I need to sit and reflect on how badly I affect the quality of the game.

>> No.11551749

>>11551742
Fuck off.

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>>11551748
At least you can play the *ucking game....

>> No.11551758

>>11551733
row row fight the powa

>> No.11551760

>>11551749
Fuck off.

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>>11551758
Is that from Kill le Kill?

>> No.11551770

>>11551760
FUCK OFF.

>> No.11551777

>>11551770
Fuck off.

>> No.11551778

>>11551766
Brigs...

>> No.11551783

>>11551777
I hope you get gang ron'd you nerd.

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>>11551778
>brigs and milk

>> No.11551787

>>11551783
Fuck off.

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>>11551785
A grat one.

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>>11551790
It's funny because I'm gonna kick your shit in.

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>trevor

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>>11551823
>you

>> No.11551837

>>11551823
>>11551834
>Gayon
lel kill urself.

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>>11551837
you want a fucking slap ?

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>>11551834
I'll burn off your eyebrows with a lighter.

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>>11551842
Come at me faget.

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>>11551855
You're not even a real human bean.

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How about it

>> No.11558947

Why bother, /jp/ never plays or just goes for the 3p option.

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>>11558947

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>>11558987

>> No.11560065

>>11558947
whats so good about 3p?
can you win with no yakus or something?

>> No.11560104

i wish I knew how to play mahjong

>> No.11560128

>>11560065
it's easier to get yakus and you get free dora so losers who like to see big numbers love it.

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>>11560128
>easier
That's how scrubs think

>> No.11560134,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11551778
Brigs wouldn't even acknowledge your existence. You're nothing to her and that makes you buttfrustrated so you vent your seething rage by making subpar ironyposts on a board you begged her to come to but she stood you up and now you can't deal with it. Step down, no one is here to protect you now that T is gone. This is the new order of /ghost/ and it won't tolerate any shitposters trying to defile Brig's pure maiden reputation.

>> No.11560134,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11551785
Brigs wouldn't even acknowledge your existence. You're nothing to her and that makes you buttfrustrated so you vent your seething rage by making subpar ironyposts on a board you begged her to come to but she stood you up and now you can't deal with it. Step down, no one is here to protect you now that T is gone. This is the new order of /ghost/ and it won't tolerate any shitposters trying to defile Brig's pure maiden reputation.

>> No.11560868

Let's play!

>> No.11567632

>>11560868
Ok, give me a sec and I'll be there.

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Ok, but there is just one more beside me. Get in jpsies.
>2:0

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>>11567741

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Get rekt you nerds holy shit.

#decimated by the t #anal annihilation #fuckdajannie2013

>> No.11567857 [DELETED] 

>>11560134
i wonder why these girls make my dick hard

>> No.11567860

>>11567857
はいてない

>> No.11567859 [DELETED] 

>>11546091
>Get in here, retards.
Not with that language.
Go suck a dick and clean your mouth, and then maybe I'll join.

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>>11567859
Fuck off.

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Dude, excuse me but I gotta blog.

I just took a huge shit and a writhing mass of tiny little worms came out. What the fuck? Am I rotting inside? I have no insurance or anything so I can't go to the hospital. Help

>> No.11572708 [DELETED] 

>>11572695
It's a common infection which mainly causes itching in the rectum, as well as nausea and a few side effects.

There are various treatments for it, though I used Mebendazole in my case. It's quite effective, but you must also give them to anyone else who lives with you. And you cannot take them more than once within two weeks.
Make sure you also check your pets for them, if you own any.

Be sure to also clean and replace your bedding frequently, as well as bath/shower more often and wash/change your clothes daily. This is helpful to avoid reinfection.

If in any case you become reinfected, you should seek a doctor.

>> No.11572709 [DELETED] 

>>11572695
Probably just pinworms

De-Worming Medication is available over-the-counter

Though if you were a true friend to all living things you'd just deal with it, they're harmless 99.9% of the time

>> No.11572711 [DELETED] 

>>11572695
ToshinoK here - is my mahjong game so bad that you want people to think I have worms?

>> No.11572741 [DELETED] 

Oh, blog thread. Today was the first day I returned to being myself. It felt so good, so comforting, so familiar to be able to sleep, to be able to spend the day in my room without having to worry about anyone or anything outside, to listen to music, to watch anime, and do whatever I wanted without worry. I started the day with a cup of coffee how I enjoyed making it a few years ago during winter; 12g of beans ground coarsely with a manual hand grinder for my small press pot, steeped for 4 minutes with two 10-second plunges. I ended up topping two of the gallon-size piss jugs I have in my room, but I've yet to come up with an easy way to shit without leaving my room. At the moment I just wait until everyone is asleep, and then I walk into the bathroom and shit in the toilet without turning on any lights and making sure to close the door as lightly as possible. I'll have to sneak a pot and lid into here tomorrow though, so I can cook dinner on my hot plate. I'm planning on red beans and rice. My mouth's already watering imagining it.

The first day and my speech has returned to normal, all twitches and tremors have stopped, I've stopped having hot flashes, my mouth doesn't open widely anymore, and the always-present feeling of doom is slowly leaving. The only thing that's missing from now that I had a few months ago is that feeling of contentedness. I'm planning on spending a few days in bed with children's TV shows, magical girl shows, and childhood video games to help it back.

Wish me luck, /jp/!

>> No.11574383

>>11560104
dude its simple
4 sets
1 fucking pair
and at least 1 goddamn yaku (a special condition for your hand)
open a yaku list while you play and see which yakus you can do with your current tiles, a set is either 3 consecutive tiles of the same suit or 3 of a kinds of the same suit

>> No.11575274

I've been waiting ~7 hours. Please play.

>> No.11575820

>>11575274
I hope you're still there because I'm loggin in.

>> No.11578251

I can explain why I gave up a ロン in the last game - I accidentally closed the internet window and had to resign in.
Lucky I had a tile hot-streak and was able to ツモ anyway.
Sorry

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