/jp/ - Otaku Culture

not hooters

*knifed*

Isn't she on bad terms with pretty much everyone else in Gensokyo? That wouldn't happen, but if it did she'd be fucked.

>>11545113
she's already fucked regularly, but she would need a new place to stay.

I'd marry her!

>>11545171

>>11545178
Do people actually do that finger thing in real life?

Sakuya is a maid!

What's the difference between Sakuslut's vagina and a baseball glove?

You can only fit one hand in a baseball glove!

Youkai extermination

She could work as my maid!

>>11545572
Her services are very expensive anon. Do you think you'll be able to pay for them?

>>11545583
they can't be that expensive. what kind of income does Remilia have?

>>11545590
>what kind of income does Remilia have?
Knowing that SDM is pretty huge, it must be rather high.

>>11545625
Huh? How's that work?

>>11545625
>>11545583
>>11545590
Remilia's wealth is all old money, she owns the mansion but has no income.

If I recall correctly, the fairy maids aren't payed at all and simply work for food and shelter. I don't think anyone in the mansion is paid.

So Sakuya probably isn't expensive. I'll offer her the same deal, plus additional benefits.

>>11545083
eientei

hired as wife material

If you're going to hire her, don't expect much high-quality maid work. She's going to be very depressed.

>>11545660
What is vitamin rice?

>>11545647
>additional benefits

>>11545671
circle

>>11545647
You can't beat the benefit of working for a cute lolivampire ojou-sama.

>>11545675
a big cock might come close though, since she already got fired.

Where did the whole Sakuslut thing come from? Was it some dude who was sick of seeing Sanae being called a slut, going out of his way to get doujin images of Sakuya, naming them all sakuslut and giving them a number, then disseminating them around /jp/ until they stuck? Or was it just some dude trying to give Sakuya a different image? Or was it something else?

Not trying to play devil's advocate, I'm legitimately curious.

>>11545686
i didn't go out of my way
it's really entertaining

>>11545686
Sakuslut shit never will work

>>11545686
I call it variety. The next one will be Futo

>>11545710
Quite an interesting way of pitching it.

I do think Futo is really erotic.

>>11545647
>Remilia's wealth is all old money, she owns the mansion but has no income.
Then how does she pay property taxes?

>>11545729
By luring government officials into the mansion with her charisma and flat chest, and subsequently murdering them.

>>11545686
They never stuck, it's just one guy who's autistic enough to be present in every single Sakuya thread or thread related to touhou sexual promiscuity.

This is just speculation, but I don't think he's trying to be malicious towards Sakuya, I think he just gets off on her being slutty. If not, he wouldn't have the dedication to go through that many ero doujinshi with her just to crop out images to post on /jp/.

>>11545767
Wait, what's the point of cropping the images and posting them, then? You already have the doujinshi of her depicted as a whore, so why bother?

Is he roleplaying an exhibitionist, slutty version of Sakuya on /jp/ and getting off on that? Intriguing behavior if so.

>>11545777
>Wait, what's the point of cropping the images and posting them, then? You already have the doujinshi of her depicted as a whore, so why bother?
Because most of the doujinshi is rape and not her going full slut.

>>11545876
What if it starts out as rape but then she enjoys it?

>>11545876
Are you... the guy?

>>11545934
what guy?

>>11545943
The one that posts all the sakuslut pictures! Are you him?

>>11545956
i am, but >>11545876 he's not, if that's what you're asking

>>11545966
Ah, I see! It's an honor!!

>>11545966
You need to go kill yourself before I end your miserable life. Fucking worhtless piece of shit.

>>11545973
same to you

>>11545982
Edgy

>>11546028
It's cute that you picked up new memes but you should stick to lurking.

>>11546036 okay, but please don't end my life with your internet super powers

>>11546048
Keep crying, trash. I shit all over you.

>>11545894
That doesn't count as slutty.

>>11545197
Only retards
Poor Sakuwa