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I would literally fug all touhous

Even the dolls and shit

How can you consider any touhou unfuggable?

>>11543751
I can think of a few.
Basically pick any SA character at random and that would be one.

>>11543796
srsly

>>11543751
Even Rinnosuke and Unzan?

>>11543751
turtle

>>11543751
I don't even want to know what kind of nasty shit is growing on Hatate's cloaca.

>>11543800
Wow she's a plump girl

>>11543726
Tell me which that you dislike, I may try to convince you otherwise.

>>11543839
OK:
>>11543796
>>11543800
Also any touhou with cloacas, wriggle, moko, medicine, nazrin, muslim touhou, anchor touhou, nue, giant catfish, Kyouko, Yoshika, Seiga(though she's just so plain that I might not even give a fug), sekibanki, and Unzan.

>>11543857
I don't know what cloacas means

>Wriggle
She's a boy.

>Mokou
Seriously? A fire-bending former-princess immortal of phoenix incarnate from asuka period who's half-loner and half-mad with quite tragic backstory related to oldest japanese fiction literature and commonly depicted as badass, masculine and smokes cigarette. There are many things to like.

>Medicine
A doll who controls poison. Quite interesting, I think.

>Nazrin
A bratty mouse youkai. Nice addition to Gensokyo.

>Ichirin
Buddhist Joestar. She's probably one of few Touhou that learn martial arts and Byakuren's successor on that matter. Being playable in HM is saying much.

>Minamitsu
Sad backstory and the best out of all Myouren cast, however she's the most cheerful. Despite that her looks is the least "buddhist" in the group she's probably the most loyal. That's an interesting point.
Don't forget that big-ass anchor and sailor attitude, and shorts, maybe.

>Nue
UFO-themed japanese chimera with zettai ryouiki. Cool design and successfully giving an air of mysteriousness.

>Kyouko
A priest-in-training yamabiko who secretly a rebellious punk-rock singer.

>Yoshika
Despite how she looks, she's a great poet. Kasen agrees.

>Seiga
I think she's powerful. Being the one who though Miko the art of Taoism, try to meddle with Kasen and she's canonically sinister. Her backstory is also interesting and she's from China.

>Sekibanki
Detached head is a fetish.

>Unzan
Fisting shy old-man cloud. I can't ask more.

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>>11543831
If you fuck ichirin does unzan watch

>>11543960
How would listing their properties convince me otherwise?

>>11543857
Nazrin is a mouse.

>>11543857
Cloacas are not canon. That would be as stupid as saying Yamame has six legs or Marisa being 60 and having a Jew nose.

I would only wed Ran or Nazrin if I won't have midget mouse babies.
Ran es number uno

What does japanese mythology say about human/youkai hybrids?

>>11543997
Because their properties is what people took interest in, what else? I try to point out something you may have missed, or at least most people do. If that doesn't change your mind then it's just a matter of taste.

>>11543726
>>11543730
>>11543751

Im in the same boat as you anons.

Though I really dislike glasses on my 2D girls. Its a universal dislike with very few exceptions for me.
But thats just personal preference, I know that shit is pretty popular for a lot of people.

>>11544120
itou life thinks you're a filthy peasant.

>>11544120
I find it attractive because it puts me in a superior position in the relationship. 6/6 perfect master race

OP understands me completely

>>11544027
The same thing Western mythology says about Elf/human hybrids.
Good for sex slaves and nothing else.

I refuse to fap to any Touhou or imagine having sex with any of them. I will not dirty ZUN's daughters with such filthy base desires.

>>11543857
>wriggle
>anchor touhou
>nue

Shit taste detected and opinion ignored.

>>11544027
Stronger than both.

>>11544398
ZUN does it

>>11543857
Worst taste I've seen in a while.

>>11543857
>moko, nue, Kyouko
You're taste a shit

>>11544425
>>11544790
>>11545082

I bet you guys like Kagerou and Chen, some of the worst characters ever spewed in Touhou.

>>11543726
Artists always need to make it clear that Sanae's a slut. Just look at that expression.

>>11552846
Check out Sakuslut's smirk as her gaze drops to your groin.

>>11552857
le cockuya*

>>11552857
>>11552880
omg slut

>>11543730
gross

>>11552857
>>11554995
why were these informative sfw posts deleted

>>11555035
shitpost

>>11555071
>>11552857
but he's right. she is smiling and looking down.

>>11543726
enjoy your diseases

>>11555081
Is she farting knives, or what?

Most of them fug I would, more or less happily. Some of them, however are far enough into the monster girl teritory to turn me off (Yamame, Wakasagihime).
I would also propably pass on Marisa and Cirno. For some reason I feel absolutely no lust towards them. At all. They could be boys for all I care. Must be the attitude.

>>11555091
she's opening for business

>>11555091
Even Sakuya's farts are elegant and perfect