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Does this count as role playing?

>>11543143
That depends on whether you believe me to be the real Remilia or just some random sweaty fat NEET. Which one seems more likely? Would admitting to the second option make you happy?

The quotes indicate it's the character proper not the OP acting as the character.

The RP fags just use a pic, no quotes, and don't break the mold for any responses like >>11543161

I hate those fuckers. I used to be one

Get BULLIED, OP.

>>11543175
He's going to have some SERIOUS mold problems using a hose indoors like that.

Couldn't he just use a sunlamp or garlic or something?

>>11543175
I just wanted to post a cute image along with a quote in the 'cute touhou' image thread but I later found out that it had hit bump limit. I'm not wasting all that effort as it was the most productive thing I've done all day.

>>11543196
It's not cute

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>>11543204
Why is bullying so moe?

>>11543219
Because you are bulling someone who is cute and defenseless. You secretly want to protect them but are overwhelmed by a desire to tease.

The SDM is generous!

>>11543296
Why are these so fucking cute?
I want remilia to spill her beans all over me.

Please don't bully Milady.

I want to be Miladies personal servant!
Then I could try to make her happier.

>>11543368
Can I bully you instead?

>>11543349
I'm not okay with this!

Also, she can turn into a bat(s) so this is probably not an accurate representation of her!

!

>>11543705
Are you a cute loli Ojou-sama?

>>11543757
You are my favorite poster.
Thank you for being alive.

>>11543757
No, you piece of shit.

>>11543652
Joke's on you, I have AIDS. You just drank AIDS blood.

>>11543854
Was this a thing from something?

>>11543826
My, thanks. Though I don't even know what is even decent about my posts.

>>11543848
Please watch your garbage mouth when using Milady's image.

>>11543862
I do what I want.

>>11543368

God back to bed Sakuya that fake as trip isn't working, i'm not going to listen to some padded hussy telling me what to do

I want to spend an
evening alone with
Remilia

*ssssiip*

I want to hold Remilia in my arms and cuddle with her like she was my little sister.

>>11543349
I love this picture so much.

>>11543745

I'm completely fine with it, kinda of hard to turn into a bat with all those weaknesses

Reimu and Yorihime aren't enough I want someone else to canonly beat the shit out of Remilia

>>11544351
MY MIND'S TELLING ME 'NO'...
BUT MY BODY! MY BODY'S TELLING ME 'YES'!
Baby, I don't wanna hurt nobody...
But there is something that I... MUST CONFEEEEEEEESS... to you...

I don't get it

What a bully!

>>11543324

what does Remi's bean taste like?

>>11544599

Truth hurts

bitch needs to learn her place

>>11544599
omchicken is weird.

>>11544599

But the cold is awesome. I'd rather it be cold than hot

mai waifu <3

>>11544619
It's funny because I often find ero-manga using terms like 豆ちゃん.

>>11544599
>There isn't a plant nor animal that likes the cold

What about polar bears and penguins? If it was hot, they'd overheat and die. They probably like the cold.

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>>11543137
2nd worst 2hu

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>>11545283
le reddit xD

>>11545283
Who is the 1rst worst touhou, then?

>>11545335
Suwako. You should already know why. If not, lurk a bit more. Thanks.

Is there room for badass Remi in this thread?

>>11543137
I fucking love pouting haughy loli vampires.

>>11545401
I want to sniff her butt

>>11545562
Remilia-sama is before me, naked? I think, now she's anticipating some actions from me. I would start by approaching her, slowly, lowering my arm on her knee. Then I would go for her left feet and start massaging my dick with it. Her thin and cold fingers would give unbelievable feeling. I already feeling myself like the most valueable person in her life, because of that permission. After that I would go behind her, admiring her little wet cunt and touching like in dream with my clean fingers. I would touch waist a few times and then go up to chest, convincing myself that she's alive and here. I want to lick and do a lot of similar things to this chest. During those actions, Remilia would turn her head and her hair would hide part of her cute innocent scapulas. I would touch her body from up to down one more time, catching the changes in her expressions. I want to warm her. I want to protect her from inside with my own penis. I want to feel her body. I want to remember those feelings and be able to produce them whanever I want.

>>11546520

milady with pillow

>>11546598
Ten percent of the weight of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.

>>11546609
whawhaWHAAAAAAT????.....!!!!

>>11546609
That explains a lot.

Its too bad I can't wash this feather pillow, its so gross so I put two pillowcases on it.

>>11544599
actually i really like the cold because my body produces way too much heat. If i dont have something cold next to me when im sleeping i cant find the perfect comfy warm.

Do you people play the game?

>>11546629
epic blog lardo
or do you prefer the slightly more formal ``Sir Sweats-a-lot'' to ``lardo'', fatboy?

>>11545276
>beans for the oni
RIP Yuugi. ;_;7

>>11546681
Don't worry, it only hurts for a moment.
...ok, not really, not at all, but still. She'll probably survive.

>>11546655
Why you ask?. I have at least.
That's why I love Remiria Ojou-sama.

>>11546728
You can do whatever you want to Yuugi but leave Suika alone!

>>11546655
What game?

>>11546674
Is this an older Remi pregnant with a child? I hope she is okay with it.

"Blind as a bat"

"cute as a bat".

This was great:

http://exhentai.org/s/6f352a1065/638555-19

Remi and Pache are good friends.

>>11547792


do you think she shares her tentacles with remi

>>11548740
Why do they get "Scarlet" right, but nor Flandre?

why would any human venture into scarlet devil mansion on purpose?

you would be Remilia's pet, a toy for Flandre, or food when they got bored of You. Life expectancy for a human at sdm is probably less than 3 days.

>>11548769
You answered your own question.

>>11548775
>You answered your own question.

so i guess one would have to be suicidal to venture into scarlet devil mansion

>>11548769
>"I was wounded and could barely move, but someone from the Scarlet Devil Mansion helped me and let me lodge in. They call it the Devil's Mansion, but she was unexpectedly kind. However, there wasn't anything much to eat, and since it was very noisy during the night, I couldn't sleep, so I ran away as soon as I could." (Anonymous)

>>11548757
フランドール has never had an official English spelling. Flandre was a guess by some translators.

>>11549020
ZUN did put a list of English character names somewhere at some point in time but I have no idea where or what it was or if Flandre was included in it.

>>11548826
>However, there wasn't anything much to eat
What does Sakuya eat?

>>11549038
Vampire vag

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>>11549033
But there is a reason why her name is pronounced in that certain way.

>>11549033
Do you remember anything? Was it an e-mail, a post, something in a book?

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http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,13761.msg976751.html#msg976751

>>11549120
http://web.archive.org/web/20130317200549/http://www.comptiq.com/release/comic/55touhou_owabi.html

> 　Hong Meirin
> Frandre Scarlet

LOL

Though at this point there are pretty much two canons: the Japanese canon and the English canon. The Japanese canon is written by ZUN. The English canon is a fork of the Japanese canon, and it's written by the Touhou Wiki contributors.

>>11549135
The English canon is inherently a fork because it's written in a language that ZUN doesn't understand.

>>11549136
But ZUN understands English perfectly. He even attended an American convention (the translator was just for show).

Are you telling me this ISN'T a shooting game of ghastry dream?

>>11549135
Not really. Character name romanizations are a fairly separate issue from "canon", and in cases like Meirin and Frandre there are much more convincing reasons that the commonly used names are better romanizations, and so actually have more value the way they are now. We don't use Syameimaru or Momizi, either, although those are a bit more trivial.

>>11549120
It's funny because ZUN can't even remember if it's Tewi or Tei in his games.

>>11549149
Exactly. It isn't something that he's concerned about at all, at least to the extent of changing an R to an L and whatnot.

>>11546609
bastard
why couldn't you let me live in blissful ignorance?

>>11549038
dick

>>11549149
aren't they pronounced the same anyway?

Remi a cute

Remi is a... slav?!

>>11555420
oi

>>11555420

Crusading with Remilia!