/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11541621
Before you drank it? What a waste.

>>11541623
No, after it was used.

I filled up a gallon of piss in like 4 hours. Have you ever emptied a gallon full of cold piss?

I've had my 3 small bottles sitting there for a month filled, and I am now scared to dump them due to their stench.

>>11541638
I always pee half a gallon so I always have to throw it out warm or risk overflowing

How does /jp/ know when to throw out their piss bottles? I've been using the same one for a month now, but I've gone and lost the cap.

Mom took my keys away, in hindsight she will regret this transgression.

>>11541722
art school paying off
(jk)

>>11541621
make a tumblr fag

>>11541722

>NO DRIVE

A few months ago I cleared out my piss bottles, which were large gallons. For a few weeks I stuck to only drinking out of bottles with small holes because I knew I'd piss in larger mouthed bottles. One morning when I heard someone outside, I simply reached for the closest bottle, which happened to be a 7-up bottle. After that, I didn't even care. I pissed in all sorts of bottles. Wide mouth, normal, glass, plastic, it didn't matter. I had completely relapsed and had apparently gotten even worse. These days I don't even urinate in the toilet.

Gallons are still the best, in my opinion. Specifically, those Arizona brand plastic jugs are the best.

>>11541621
Do people actually do this? Do you not have bathrooms?

>>11541757
wait was that not you
if so then who was that

I saw a mouse in my room last night. I'm not sure what to do.

>>11541980
I'm sad because it's summer and I don't see as many bugs as I used to. One of my favorite things to do during summer is to sit in my backyard and look at the light where all the bugs congregate. I see tons of moths and beetles with the occasional mantis and house gecko. Often times the larger bugs would stay arould for a few nights at a time and it was relaxing to go out to see them there again.

Now when I go out and look at that same light, there is nothing.

>>11542009
I do this as well. The back of my house used to face the woods, so if I went out to smoke at like three AM, there would be all kinds of weird stuff, like huge beetles, and mantises. Of course, the Mayflies would attract the bats, so sometimes I was lucky enough to see them swooping in. We also had a black widow of a fair size that made a web up in the corner, since the pickings were so good.

I only really smoked because it was a good excuse to go outside.

My wash sink is clogged so there's a couple inches of stagnant piss. I don't know what I'm going to do, it won't come out and someone is going to have to do wash soon.
>>11541764
That's two flights of stairs away.

>>11541980
Try this.

>>11542041
How would the mouse fall through the neck of the bottle? Most mice aren't that small...You could cut the neck off the bottle if your mouse was too big.

Any floor shitters here?
I've been thinking of taking it up since my parents stopped coming in my room recently

>>11542080
what if you had a computer and internet

>>11542041
I couldn't do that to a mouse. What if someone put me in a small translucent cage? I wouldn't be happy at all.

I spent all day organizing/clearing out my porn folders and I still didn't finish.

>>11542071
You can do that, but it's probably not necessary. Once the mouse falls into the upper half of the trap, it won't be able to get back up the smooth plastic sides. However, once it realizes it can go down the neck of the bottle, it will probably immediately do so in an attempt to escape and/or get the rest of the food. And rodents can squeeze themselves through incredibly small spaces. A domestic hamster can fit through a hole the size of a quarter, and they're considerably bigger than mice. How do you think house mice get into human structures in the first place?

>>11542095
I didn't think that image was mainstream enough for someone to bother cosplaying...

There's been nothing in my life recently worth blogging about.

I want to tell /jp/ a sad story but I can't because then I will be considered a normie

>>11542204
You're probably going to post it on /v/ or /a/ anyway, so just tell us, and we can get the insults out of the way.

>>11542232
I don't go on either of those boards.

Here goes. I am eighteen and finishing my last year of high school and going to college next year. I'm in love with a girl at my school who can be considered a loli. It's difficult to explain, but there it is. Unfortunately, she has a boyfriend already.

It's not as sad as it is depressing for me.

>>11542232
You are everything wrong with this board.