/jp/ - Otaku Culture

** SMACK **

Smash it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36dRdM51my8

>>11529138
>>11529140
No!

>>11529145
I'd bang her hot springs.

Best spider.

>>11529133
I've always wanted to punch a girl in the face while she is trying to stop

Don't be mean to spiders.

Giant cave spider? I'll stay far away from those.

>>11530440
Shaving all of those. What a horrible existance.

Spiders are scary.

>>11530557
Spiders are cute*.

>>11530541
More like why does she have human legs? It's like something out of Spore.

Yamame is a girl!

>>11530570
Also I don't really see how would that work in motion, not to mention on a web.

Anonymous cancels take it easy: interrupted by Tsuchigumo

>>11530663
but spiders aren't scary at all

>>11530669

>>11530685
d'aww

>you'll never hug a spider

>>11530669

Only a spider would say such a thing.

Spiders are the cutest creatures on earth

>>11530701
fuck, you're onto me - time to bail out

>>11530695
Have some trust in science.

>>11530663
Spiders are not scary. Most of them are harmless.

I love stomping on spiders. Squishy squish squish.

>>11529145
http://youtu.be/ZCk8ByyCsks

>>11530771

your horrible

Hooray!

>>11531033
Its really a shame this only got one episode. Had a lot of potential.

>tfw no spider wife that lays eggs inside you

>>11530855

I don't understand

I like Deus Ex's title theme though, it is very good

>>11531161
I guess it's about the theme similarity, especially the beginning. Also, god how cute.

I bet with the whole disease thing, Yamame doesn't get touched very often.

>worst dress
>worst theme
>worst color scheme
>worst accessory
>worst 2hu

yamame a shit

a SHIT

>>11531470
>worst theme
wrong

>cutest spider
true

>>11531470
>worst theme

I don't even like her all that much, but her theme is one of the best.

It's been over half a year since I last killed a spider. I'm going to try to keep it up!

requesting that one pic of her hugging you and biting your neck

>>11533256
?

>>11533259
thanks bro

Yamame trying to attract a mate!

>>11533270

The joke is on her, I know female spiders often try to kill and eat their husbands!

Word to the wise, jay pea! Do not marry spiders!

>>11533355
Surely something so cute would never eat me?

>>11533355
Don't worry, that's just an overblown myth. Most spiders rarely eat their mates. Trust me.

>>11533355
That only happens to nerds who forget to bring her a gift to eat or are too beta to rip off their own palp and leave their semen on it for her to fuck herself with.

She won't eat you.

>>11533454
>>11533410
This, if you remember the courtship rules and act carefully everything should end fine. And the kids are taken care of with motherly love and care.

>>11533529
>And the kids are taken care of with motherly love and care.
She might need a helping hand every now and again, though.

>>11533644
Well, I guess tsuchigumo have reduced offspring size compared to normal spiders or else they would be all over the place. Nevertheless, since she already let you have kids with her, you might as well become a happy family. Though your wife and kids will most probably outlive you if you don't enhance your lifespan somehow.

Hugs for all!

Honey, we gotta talk...

Yamame's
Puffy
Spinnerets

>>11534619
I wonder if it would be possible to have sex with a human-sized spider with her spinneret. What if it causes internal damage, or the silk sticks to the penis and you can't move it that well?

This morning (5:25 AM), there was a moderately large spider (body size aproxx 1 cm^3) on the doorhandle of my car

Saying "NOPE", I went around to the passenger's side and got in through there.

I ain't messin' with that.

Spiders aren't scary.
It's only when you lose sight of them does the fear set in.

>>11536655
they crawl way too fast for my liking. some of them even jump.
fuck that shit

>>11536662
Once my fish died I dried out the tank and took one of the spiders from my garden and plonked him in there.

It's really neat watching the webs change day by day.

>>11536655
I started crying cause there was a spider on my bathroom mat and he was really big

>>11536655
There's a jumping spider lurking somewhere in my room. It occasionally jumps onto my laptop to say hi and runs off right after

>>11536655
They have a habit of killing even worse bugs. I tend to leave them alone as long as they keep to themselves and I don't identify them as something really dangerous. Can't have a black widow right above my bed but there can be the occasional housespider sitting in its own little corner catching flies.

>>11536674

It's over, the invasion has begun and I haven't even stocked up on dry foods and filthy canned meats.

I fucking hate spiders... girl spiders are even worse!

I used to be afraid of spiders when I was little, but in time I actually developed a liking to them. I remember giving names to orb weavers in my window corners and throwing small moths into their webs as a kid. Flies, mosquitoes and other little irritating pests are okay, but I can never bring myself to kill a spider. They are just too damn cute, just sitting there and minding their business, not even mentioning the jumping puppy-eyed variety.

>>11537096
Ehhhh, I can do without the jumping ones. Any of the fast moving ones just terrify me. The slow bumbling ones are okay though.

I've had jumpers hit me in the face multiple times.

will you die if she gives you a love bite

>>11537145
yes, but you'll die happy

>>11537170
happy with agonizing necrosis, anyway

I hate spiders. Please don't post any on them!

>>11537105
I admit, none jumped on my face before, but I had to throw some out of my hair a few times after working in the garden. Jumping spiders are basically little cats, they just stay there and calmly stare at you and then suddenly warp two meters away. Personally I find it pretty amusing.

Can Yamame jump?

Wonder if it'll get scanned. Probably not, since his seiga one didn't get scanned either.

>>11537278
I had a massive garden spider outside my window. I took a picture but I seem to have lost it. Thing was just bigger than my hand stretched out, much larger than the one in the pic. I can handle those just fine, especially since he was outside.

I'd have probably shit myself if he were inside because I have no idea how to transport huge spiders like that, and he had some really threatening looking colors on him.

>>11537323
Cancel that, found him.

>>11537338
That's a pretty web she's got there. I mean, if it's a she. Never really seen one this size near my house, but I suppose they can happen. And well, I wouldn't really want for it to get inside, though it would probably be quickly massacred by my cat. The ones in my area are smaller, usually no more than about 5cm.

You'd have to hunt for food with a family this size!

>>11538449
Just imagine them crawling all over you when you sleep...

>>11539117
That sounds terrible. Being awoken throughout the night by your sextuplets every single night would be torture. Though if I could wake up to this I think it would be worth it.

Spiders are obscene and indecent.

>>11532074
Me again. I found a spider in my bathtub and I turned on the shower and flushed it down the drain. I'm sorry I couldn't keep it up.