/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Awesome. This gives a whole new meaning to having a taste of Flan's delicious juices.

Where did you pick up this image?

Those nails are so fucking disgusting.

Does this guy have flower petals in his food? What a faggot.

Steamed > boiled > raw.

Deal with it, carrot plebeians.

>>11523528
>boiled > raw

Enjoy your lack of micronutrients.

>>11523528
>not eating it raw
What a faggot

I was kind of expecting a lame dbz pun, but being a vegetable is fine i guess?

You forgot the exclamation!

Judging by the stuff on the table, he carved that at some fancy dinner. It must have been really awkward for the rest of his family.

Jesus Christ, that nail.

>>11523528
this fucking guy

>>11523657
... but he's right, though.

>>11523508
If that was carved from one piece, it was the thickest carrot ever.

>>11523508
And the three fairies were a Marzipan?

I saw a video of a guarding Remilia being made out of candy but I forgot to save it. It was really cute.

Someone post those cookies.

The good ones, from some Asian message board, not the crappy ones a /jp/sie made.

>>11523784
please dont fold silpats those things are so fucking expensive you'll cause them to get a split and then they wont work fuck fuck fuck

>>11523737
I think it is possible form carrot to have "branches" like trees, as in taproot splitting into many directions.

>>11526940
what bothers me about them is that there are also silicone pot holders (though not Silpat). either it's an insulator and thus inapppropriate to bake with, or it conducts heat and shouldn't be a pot holder.

>>11526972
>Baking a Marzipan

Dude, what?

>>11523528

What sort of monster doesn't fry carrots in garlic and olive oil

>>11527229
Any person living outside Fatmerica?

>>11523528
>raw with apples
10/10 salad

Carrots keep growing and the root doesnt die every year. If you let a carrot grow for a decade before picking it, it will be monsterous.

Who wild veggie otaku hete?

>>11523508
I want to cut that fucking finger nail SO bad!

>>11527832
I'm going to try this thanks anon.

>>11527229
>>11523528

Burgerstanians pls go

Raw is pure. Maybe dipped in salad dressing, but raw is most satisfyingly delicious to eat!

>>11523528
>>11527229
lol look at these plebs
Real Muthaphukkin Genuises like it raw

>>11528018
>>11528062
juiced > raw

Although, carrots and some lite salad dressing make for a real nice low calorie snack. I'm preferable towards raw broccoli and lite ranch or lite blue cheese.

Little Flan pantsu munchy~ munch munch.

>>11537004
Post the belly slap a slap slap one

>>11527336

Those famously american foods of garlic and olive oil.

>>11537026
Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>>11523519
I bet he used his long nails to carve the fine parts

>>11537027
Thank you very much, I need this.

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

Little Flan bladder leak-y leak leak~

Little Flan steps skip-y skip skip~

Big Flan legs squish-y squish squish~

>>11537128
Nice. Is this a new one?

Little Flan secret smile-y smile smile~

>>11537134
It's what I would have incorporated into the flanfly threads. It would be after pantsu munch.

How should we dub this?

>>11545351
little flan poon rub a dub dub

>>11545351
Little Flan NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Haha, that would really throw a curveball. That would really be a funny thing to see because it breaks the pattern. It would really be something. Real good.

>>11545354
Please try to contain your autism for a bit…

>>11545353
I'm not sure. You should try to come up with a less lewd one.

>>11545367
It's a pretty lewd image, man
What is she even sitting on?

>>11545351
Big Flan boko rub-y rub rub~

>>11537027
This image is simultaneously why I fucking hate /jp/ and why I keep coming back

>>11537123

I want Flan to pee herself while she sits on my lap as my hard dick slides between her thighs. That would be nice.

>>11555475
Yes, that would be nice.

>>11523514
Ah, I saw this image about 3 weeks ago. It was posted at http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kw=%B6%AB%B7%BD, the chinese Touhou community. He also did one of Remilia too.

I like how other Touhou communities make cool stuff, but /jp/ just rearranges piss bottles into the shape of "/jp/".

>>11556220
We wouldn't be here if we had any initiative whatsoever.

>>11556220
Because these people are only seeking for some attention on the internet and this is just g r o s s.
I did some OC once and still regret it

>>11556220
You LIKE that?

>>11556246
OC this

*SURPRISE!!!!!!*

>>11556295
what the fug where did my spoilertag go

>>11555812

Why are little girls peeing so hot?

>>11556220

Did you just call /jp/ a "touhou community"?

>>11557678
Yeah, he did. Don't you have a dead board to attend to?

>>11556220
Well there's the cock spammer, he posts pictures of his own cock. Seems like original content to me.

I can't stop eating these carrots.

>>11523508


well its a good thing you told us, else we might not have known.

Orange carrots are a recent invention, they were selectively bred by the Dutch because of William of Orange.

>>11558201
No one cares sperglord.

>>11557678
he is right though
I wonder though is there anyone that goes to /jp/ that openly hates all touhou related shit and just comes here for vn/kigrumi/denpa/whateverthefuckthreads?

>>11558769
I don't hate Touhou, I just don't care about it.
I come here for VNs, denpa, and cute /jp/sies.

>>11558219
suck my cock dude

>>11523508
i'd that flan

>>11558769
I have never played any 2hu games