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congratz on the marriage

>> No.11523607
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>> No.11523620
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>> No.11523616 [DELETED] 

If only ZUN!Bar was here...

>> No.11523621

i forgot about this meemee...

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>> No.11523660

I'm guessing this'll be left because it's an old meme now.

Reminds me of that line in Raiders of the Last Ark where the guy talks about how his cheap watch will become an antique.

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>> No.11523678

>>11523607
The horn ornaments are a nice touch to this picture.

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Hurry up and take responsibility!

>> No.11523759

>>11523673
>Yuuka not in plant clothes


SHIT TIER

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>this thread
>my fucking sides

>> No.11523773
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>"Great, now I have to marry this fucking nerd. I should have gotten an abortion."

>> No.11523776

>>11523773
What is the abortion rate of Gensokyo?

>> No.11523794

>>11523720
I choose the Yukari

>> No.11523799

>>11523776
Depends on how willing the person with the right powers is.

I hear telebortion is a popular and quick method.

>> No.11523810

>>11523799
so which touhous would be good at performing abortions?
there's atleast eirin, yukari, yuyuko, yuuka, suika, flandre, kasen...

>> No.11523811 [DELETED] 

>>11523773
Your mom should have gotten an abortion.

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>>11523799
The term is telabortion.

>> No.11523821

>>11523810
Explain Suika and Kasen.

>> No.11523825

>>11523813

Sex with Kuroko with telabortion.

Doujins when?

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I'd marry Iku in a heartbeat.

>> No.11525120

>>11523773
You'd think that someone who plays with dolls all day wouldn't be so picky.

>> No.11525590

>>11523821
Suika can create very tiny versions of herself. She can also become mist. Let your imagination run with that.

I don't understand Kasen either.

>> No.11525609

>>11525590
Ghost hand. Wooooo~

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I wanna be married with Alice and have a baby with her! I will kiss and hug her every night.

>> No.11526411

>>11523810
Almost all of them can throw a good punch

>> No.11526451 [DELETED] 

So I'm not usually hanging around these parts, but I was at Anime Weekend Atlanta a few weeks ago and attended all the ZUN panels. Are the things he talked about already known at large, or has nobody shared yet? I can give some highlights if it's not been put out there yet.

I picked this thread to post in because it's as close to "Touhou General" as I can find on the front page, and I didn't feel starting a new thread would have been worth it.

>> No.11527139

>>11526451
I really wish you would have made a new thread.

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>> No.11527988

>>11526003
Too bad she's already married to me, nerd!!

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Would you a Chinese wedding?

>> No.11528081

>>11528014
What does a chink wedding entail?

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>>11528081
>joining and enhancing the two families and ensuring succession with numerous descendants. Reverence to parents and ancestors, omens to encourage fertility and wealth, financial and social obligations contracted by both families at the betrothal, extensive gift giving etiquette, and the bride’s incorporation into her husband’s family are recurring elements.

http://www.chcp.org/wedding.html

>> No.11528101

>>11528091
So it isn't about how much wealth the poor sod needs to have in order to even appeal to the lady?

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>>11528101
I don't know man. Chinese people look pretty greedy to me but maybe it's just my impression.

>> No.11528234

>>11527988
Dude, no she's not.

>> No.11528356

I wish I had a wife so I could talk dirty to her via text messages during the day. I'd just start quoting my favorite rap songs and send them to her. I bet she'd need to go the bathroom at work to relieve herself after I'm done with quotes of lyrical masterpieces.

Come fuck with a fat nigga, baby
Fuck wit a rap nigga, baby
LET ME HIT U FROM DA BACK

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>>11528356
dude bro like woah

like holy shit man

>> No.11530896 [DELETED] 

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11530900

>>11528609
thata remi not patchy

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>>11530896

Janny's word filter just started flashing. When he wakes up, you are in trouble.

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>>11523654

Is this from a doujin?

>> No.11530964

where are okuu's brown babies?

>> No.11530991

>>11530933
Bomber grape to be exact.

>> No.11530996

>>11530933
Yeh
http://exhentai.org/g/531868/84a8f9c925/

>> No.11531102

>>11530996
That was pretty goofy.

>> No.11537007

>>11523604
Post more of Okuu in a marriage dress.

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