/jp/ - Otaku Culture

H: Taters has a bum
S: It's a real nice bum

C: Recent sighting of taters' tots

w-wots taters?

Not now, damn it. I'm sick and can't think good.

>>11506509
Cannibalism is not allowed.

What do taters tots taste like? Please respond

Let us take a crack at this. this should be fun

>>11506492
HA-TA-TE
hug her, spank her, stick her in a stew

>>11506543
Don't. She'll die.

>>11506551
not as long as she has her stylish fan to keep her cool

>>11506563
You mean Aya's stylish fan? When was Hatate ever pictured with that fan?

>>11506576

It's called a Leaf fan. It's one of the signature magic tool of all Tengu. It let's them control wind, among other things.

Hatate should have one of her own.

>>11506571
Is she jealous about the guy or aya?

>>11506576
right here
>>11506563

>>11506594
>It's called a Leaf fan. It's one of the signature magic tool of all Tengu.
Is it? Cite.

>>11506576
not canonically I think

remember she's been writing most of Kakashi from her cameraphone, no need to venture out and maybe get into fights

>>11506650
In Japanese, Ha-uchiwa which is literally Leaf Fan.

>>11506603
She is jealous of Aya because Aya would be beating the crap out of Hata-tan instead of feeling threatened.


http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Tengu

It's easier to just google the information yourself, by the way.

>>11506768
Why would fellow crow tengu fight

>>11506543
I wanna hug Hatate!!!

How would you punish hata-tan for being a clingy girlfriend?

>>11507949
Make her be nude all day!

>>11507949
which kind of clingy?

>>11507987
The kind where she clings to you and doesn't get off your case.

>>11507953
That's l-lewd as HELL, dude!

>>11508020
Shut yer fuggin mouf

>>11507987
Both
>>11494878

taters best tango

>>11507949
Make her present her feet to me

>>11508042
Sucking Taters' toes...

hata-tan is collapsing

>>11508048
I'd smell her sweaty unwashed socks.

>>11508082

>>11508082

I remember that edit. It's full of cringe-filled memories.

>>11507949
I'm an incredibly clingy person myself

What happens when two clingy mentally damaged people get together and start fucking?

>>11508301
the girl gets pregnant

>>11507949
why would I punish her?

>>11507949
ignore her for a bit after beating her

>>11508302
But I can't get girls pregnant.

Also, will our crazyness work together or will we just end up murdering each other?

>>11508313
OMG ARE YOU A GIRL?!?!

>>11508307
She wants to be punished. You'd be doing her a favor. Hata-tan thrives on being mistreated.

>>11508317
No I'm sterile.

>>11508324
A STERILE GIRL?!?!

>>11508323
ok, I would cheat on her.
She can lick my new girlfriend clean after I'm done.

How's that?

>>11508328
btw I buoy

>>11508336
more lovely hata bottoms please.
also more crazy Hatate!! I want to stick my dick in crazy

I want to pack her vagina with sterile gauze.

i want to pack her vagina with my penis

>>11508368
I want to gently fill her womb with my cum as she wraps her legs around my back to ensure I pour every last drop inside her.

I want to taste her lips as we do this.

bakoi

Can I get a tengu pregnant?

A new spanking thread?
AWESOME !

>>11507949
First, I would slightly move back each time she starts clinging on me. Once she notices it and start wondering what's wrong, I then would tell her that she's too sexy, so she can't be that close or I won't be able to go to work.
She's start smiling a like a devil, and clings harder, grinding her thighs on my crotch.
I would stop smiling, and tell her to seriously stop it, before scolding her gently.

At this point, either she ignores me, and I don't what would happen then.
Or she would start tearing up, before apologizing. Then all I'd have to do would be to say "I can't let that slide. Time for a spanking."

And then everything would go as planned.

>>11508368
I want to slowly shove my dick in her ass, while she's squeezing her phone and biting her lower lip, doing her best not to scream.

>>11508786
>>11508811
Why do people gotta spank?
She's rubbing her slimy pussy against you
Ain't it enough to bump uglies and stake your claim inside her womb?
Smell her sweaty stockings and fragrant hair while you coat her insides with your cum?
Hear her pledge oaths of loyalty and love towards you in the midst of her ecstasy?

>>11508846
Because fucking without spanking is like eating soup with a fork.
To be honest, I'd be satisfied with just spanking her. I don't even need to fuck her to be happy.

Do you think Hata-tan enjoys getting spanked? Does she like pain?

>>11509389
I don't think she likes pain, but I see her as a submissive and curious girl, willing to try various things.
That, and despite her canon depiction, I always see her as depending emotionally from someone else.

So yeah, not fond of pain, but willing to try new sexual stuff, because she's curious, but also because she's afraid her lover will cheat on her if she doesn't.
I know, I'm extremely pessimistic. Sorry.

>>11509486
Please do not confuse Hata-tan with Hatate.

The first is a fan created caricature of emo culture and Hatate's worst elements. The other is an energetic and slightly air-headed tengu reporter who could probably snap anyone posting here in half with her youkai strength.

A popular fashionable girl certainly wouldn't submit to pervs like you www

Momiji is aya's prefered pet.

Hata-tan is a junkie.

Please stop being mean to Hatate she is just a cute girl.

I wanna start a new mobile browser-based news magazine with Hatate! VICE and Gawker are getting complacent; we could use our tengu advantage to spank the competition and become complacent, wealthy hipster gods ourselves before selling our start up to Rupert Murdoch!

>>11509669
2cute4me

>>11509563
And yet Hatate is still a shut-in.
The only moment she moved out of her house was to investigate on Aya.
That doesn't go against my "dependant girl" interpretation, as she wouldn't have moved if it weren't for Aya.
And I don't like emos, they're all about cutting themselves. That takes away the pleasure from hurting them.

>>11509669
And you would be nice to cute girl?
You would forgive everything to a cute girl?
Urgh, you're disgusting. Cute girls shouldn't be forgiven, they should be punished as bad as the other girls.
No favouritism, all girls will be spanked. Hatate gets served twice.

i want to fuck hatate

I want to spank Hatate while Aya is taking pictures and writing an article about "some low-press paparazzi getting what she deserves for being so annoying".

>>11510464
>The only moment she moved out of her house was to investigate on Aya.
See this and literally half of DS. You don't know what you're talking about, anon.

>>11510471
You're the one that needs to be spanked.
...but you'd probably like that, so maybe not.

>>11510528
What a coincidence, she's next to Aya. That definitely proves that my "she doesn't move unless Aya's near" theory is foiled. She's definitely not a scared girl that won't visit any unknown place unless there's someone she knows there.

>>11510534
Ew, gross. I'm not a masochist. What are you, a pervert? You're disgusting and repulsive, Anon. Stop pushing your sick gay fetishes on me.

>>11510540
That's not what I was talking about, I was saying she leaves the house besides the one time she fought Aya.

>>11510549
And yet she never goes anywhere by herself. Or if she does, it's only after Aya already went here.

She's just not suited for adventures, that's all.

>>11510554
She's trying. She did the Kakashi interviews in SoPM, maybe.
Cut her some slack, anon, she's just started doing this.

>>11510567
And that pathetic excuse is going to keep away from her awesome and spankable ass?
I doubt so.

>>11510569
Oh, is that what we're doing?
How dull. Can't fight fantasy.

>>11510574
If she wasn't as outrageously sexy, that would be fine to just talk about her.
However, with an ass like that and that personality, she's just too sweet not to convince into trying strange stuff.

>>11510579
She's strong. Talking her into doing something weird is one thing, keeping her doing it is another.

>>11510581
Strong?
Well, that depends how you see her, I guess.
I mean, you convinced me on the "she's trying" part, but I keep seeing her as weak.

Ha, I wonder what kind of articles Aya would write if she were to witness Hatate getting spanked. Since she mixes reality and her own fantasy, only to go bother the person once the article is out...
That could be fun.

>>11510587
Tengu are proud yet social animals. I question how one would react to attacks on another.

She's strong. She went almost toe-to-toe with Aya.

>>11510592
But Aya's a bitch that write incorrect articles full of crap and then shove them in your face while saying "I'm a reporter ! Freedom of speech ! You can't keep me from writing those !"

And for a proud yet social animals, Aya and Momiji sure doesn't get along.
If Hatate was spanked, Aya would surely take a few pictures, then look away.

>>11510598
>And for a proud yet social animals, Aya and Momiji sure doesn't get along.
True, but that's between tengu. This is different.

>If Hatate was spanked, Aya would surely take a few pictures, then look away.
Perhaps. But I don't think she'd spread them around. Even if they're bitter enemies, can't let stories of tengu being dominated by lowly humans going around.

>>11510604
>Perhaps. But I don't think she'd spread them around. Even if they're bitter enemies, can't let stories of tengu being dominated by lowly humans going around.
She doesn't need to mention it was a human who did the spanking. She'd just write an article named "some wannabe reporter's strange and kinky sexual life". Or something like that.

>True, but that's between tengu. This is different.
Hu? Umm, they're all tengus. Not quite sure I get your point here.
Through I wouldn't mind spanking Momiji too, but girls with swords are scary.

>>11510611
Which would also reflect poorly on the tengu.
Hell, the safest thing to do would be to stop it when she sees it. Probably silence you too.

Sleepy bird.

>>11510623
And then Hatate hates Aya because her boyfriend dumped her because "can't do anything kinky without having that crazyass bitch friend of you destroying the wall and kicking me in the dick with those fucking getas".

Good job.

>>11510638
Does she want it or not? Make up your fucking mind.

>>11510653
Do I really have to write a whole fanfiction? I just want to giver her a good spanking, do I really need to write a whole stuff of romance explaining why she bears with it?
I don't mind, but /jp/ doesn't like fanfic.

>>11510653
I'm serious about that. You want me to write a wall of text about that?

>>11510656
epic spanking meme <:^)

>>11510949
If you want to write something, write it and post a pastebin on /d/ please.

/jp/ is not an appropriate place for your devotion to a single fetish.

>>11510966
So I don't need to justify myself. Perfect.


So, as I was saying, I'd like to spank Hatate for no good reason.

>>11510977
Why Hatate? Why not someone else?

>>11510966
><:^)
Get the fuck out.

i dont mind spanking, but ayas pls go

>>11510966
>If you want to write something, write it and post a pastebin on /d/ please.
There's a difference between flirting and fucking.

Hatate is a reporter.

Hatate is a showoff.

>selfies
Is it her "Hata-tan" persona that some dude was talking about earlier?
Or is it something else?

>>11511207
Does Hatate use AP style or her own house style when writing copy?

Does Hatate refuse to run articles based on single anonymous sources?

Would she keep the identity of a source secret even if ordered to reveal it by the Great Tengu or some filthy crowslut/rancid miko?

>>11511210
The bottom's fallen out of the advertising market. Don't judge reporters for trying to compete in a free market using time tested methods (namely sex)!

>>11511166
Epic, simply epic.

>>11511240
Since when is it a free market?

>>11511233
Who are you quoting?

>>11511243
Well, relatively free for Gensokyo.

You have private actors competing for readers and ad revenues. Nada bing, a mostly free market.

Not that that's necessairly good or bad for journalists like Hatate. She'd be better off writing for the BBC.

>>11511248
Oh, a new funny meme. It's like I haven't seen it on 9 fags.

>>11511257
What kind of ads? Kappa stuff?
I don't see any human climbing the youkai mountain, and I don't see Hatate asking people if they want to pay for it.

Maybe it's some kind of hobby, and she's actually getting laid for something else?

>>11511264
I meant "getting PAID for something else".

>>11511264
Aya's Bunbun articles often run ads for Kourin and other people in the human village.

Would seem logical that Hatate would try to undermine Aya by taking ad revenue from her.

>>11511258
Please do not use 4chan site features for purposes other than what they were originally intended for. Thank you.

>>11511377
And what's 4chan originally for?

>>11511404
le epic funposting ! www
crazy hatate w

Speaking of Hatate.

>>11511417
CRAZY

>>11511476
www

>>11511501
>>11511438
so crazy Hatate spanking meme ww

Hatate wants to cuddle. Hatate is cuddly.

>>11511509
How would you cuddle Hatate? Please describe for me.

>>11511509
Yeah, go on. Maybe cuddling is better than spanking.

i want to hug hatate

I want to spank Hatate and then have consensual and happy sex with her.

>>11511526
I want to snuggle with Hatate under the blankets on the couch by the fire on a cold winter night.

Taters dresses in really cute clothes. Clothes that I like. Also, she's quite submissive and I like that too!

I don't like clingy girls though. Is it possible to have a Taters who isn't clingy?

>>11511564
people just say that because they can't get the emo hata-tan memeshit out of their heads. she's actually shy and awkward and not really clingy at all.

>>11511583
Clingyness is a byproduct of shy and awkwardness.

When someone is shy and awkward they don't get to practice their love skills often and tend to get strongly attached to the one person who returns their feelings.

>Aloha~
>GYAAAA!!! A-AYA!!!!

>What's got you spooked, Hatate-san...?
>That was scary!! Why do you sneak in every time!?
>I always do it, so please get used to it~.

>So? What were you looking at while panting a moment ago?
>Hey, wait! Don't touch my cellphone!

>>11511583
she isn't shy or awkward or clingy.

>Oh? This is surprisingly nasty stuff~.
>Wait! Idiot! Give back! Give it backkkk!
>You mean this perverted thing?

>I see. So you like these sort of things...
>Eh?

And then lots of lewd things happened.

>>11511622
>>11511628
What does Hatate's room smell like when she's masturbating?

>>11511644
Same as usual, but Hatate herself smells lewd.

>>11511646
What does Hatate smell like?

>>11511628
>おハロ
>Aloha

What the fuck am I reading?

>>11511653
>not getting the epic consonant reversal meme

>>11511661
>お
>A
thats not a consonant dood

>>11511652
When masturbating? Sweat and pussies and lewd smells. That sort of thing.

>>11511667
No just normally.

/jp/ please
i dont want to get a boner while im at work

>>11511661
who are you quoting.

Who.

>>11511672
Hatate is safe for work!

>>11511632
>opinion

posting from work, green text everywhere, and /a/ tier quality?

You people are worthless

>>11511670
Oh, uh...I dunno. Normal stuff, I guess. She doesn't get out very much.

>>11511683
Not if I can spank her properly.

>>11511681
>You people are worthless
>posting from work.

The tables have turned upon you.

>>11511685
Stop wanting to hit Hatate. She's not yours to abuse.

>>11511686
No. Normies are literally worthless they are the cause of all of the world's problems

The fact that you are defending this behaviour outs you as a vicious normie. Get the HELL out

>>11511691
Nonsense. Her beautiful, white ass is mine for the abuse, and mine alone.

>>11511694
>No. Normies are literally worthless they are the cause of all of the world's problems

You are posting from work.

The only normaltrash in this thread is you.

>>11511694
Stop posting and get back to work so that we can keep talking about shoving stuff in Hatate's holes.

>>11511702
>>11511705
Are you two posters confused or am I the one who is confused?

>>11511681
>>11511686
>>11511694
>>11511702
this is painful to read
stop trying so hard

>>11511694
>>11511702
>>11511705
guy posting from work here
thanks for killing my boner :)

>>11511706
I just reread the tangent over again. I was the one who was confused.

Sorry for erroneously starting shit.

>>11511700
Lies. Hatate is Hatate's.

Let's get back to the main topic : I want to give Hatate a spanking.
What should I do?

>>11511723
Give up. Spank a fairy instead, they deserve it.

>>11511723
keep it to yourself, probably

>>11511727
Guess I'll have to follow your advice.
Since Hatate lives in a fortress protected by patrols of white wold tengus.
She's like the ultimate prize.

I just want to hug her and maybe grope her butt a little bit.

>>11511748
She's more like 20th place prize.

Nobody actually cares that much about Hatate in the tengu society.

>>11511748
Don't bully the white wolf tengu, just because they are old it doesn't mean you have to go pointing it out!

>>11511754
Do NOT bully.

>>11511754
Sadly, Aya does.
And I doubt that Momiji (or any other tengu) will let me pass if I tell her : "I'm here to give that reporter from the Kakashi Spirit Newspaper a spanking."

>>11511769
They'd not let anyone pass, especially an ugly plain human loser like you, period.

>>11511773
I'm not ugly and I'm not a loser.
Nice try anyway.

>>11511775
Is that so? What car do you drive?

Every time I try to fap to Hatate, I end up fapping to Aya instead. Every time, without exception. It's a little frustrating.

>>11511890
A Volkswagen.

>>11511905
Please be more specific.

>>11511910
What the fuck is that? An interrogation? Are you from the FBI?

>>11511914

don't be silly, he wouldn't have to ask you then

>>11511948
That's the CIA who knows everything. The FBI is just a bunch of armed policemen.
And since I'm not a terrorist (unless Hatate suddenly becomes a monument), I'm not afraid of the CIA.

>>11511972
This is the best I could do, sorry.

>>11511972

they both just ask the NSA

do try to keep up

>>11512017
The NSA? The thing from Deus Ex?

>>11512013
She'll be difficult to spank, now. You killed my boner.

>>11512022
Success!

>>11512177
Guess what? I got my hand on Miku Mike Dance. I'll be able to make some awesome Hatate pictures now.

How tempting.

Hatate is evolving into Hata-tan.

>>11512837
B!

>>11512843
Hata-tan needs your live!

>>11512854
>live

I meant love. Sorry, I got a little over excited thinking about healing Hata-tan's broken mind.

Hatate is eating a fancy ramen this time.

>>11512879
fancy ramenn isn't instant...

>>11512918
Hatate spent some extra money on it so it's definitely more special.

I want to see Aya try and get Hatate out of her shell and teach her how to tengu. How's she supposed to be her rival the way she is?

Hatate reeks of virginity.

>>11512955
She should teach her how to tango.

>>11512951
Hatate is poor and only spent 10円 more on her "fancy" ramen.

Hatate is poor.

>>11512962
You will never tango with a tengu ;_;.

>>11512951
Hata-tan is fed up with fancy ramen and wants something more delicious. What can you offer her?

>>11513081
How about some discarded french fries? I always see crows eating them on the side of the road.

>>11513081

>>11513006
Does anyone on /jp/ know how to tango, or even dance for that matter?

hatate

hot pot,taters,hat trick,hater,hot tottie,latte,tattoo,

>>11513198
I doubt it. /jp/sies don't seem like the type that would spend the time and effort to properly learn how to dance.

I can flail and twitch in a spastic manner whilst listening to happy music but that's a far cry from mastering a traditional dance style

>>11513167

>>11513198
I don't know if moonwalk is considered like a dance, but if it does, then I know how to dance.

This thread was a good read. Thanks guys

Why is Hatate so adorable?

After what happens in that doujin, she won't be able to sit for a while.

Spoiler : she doesn't get spanked.

>>11513807
Because she has the stinkiest socks!

>>11514076
big surprise, it's the same thing that happens in all of that guy's doujinshi.

>>11514139
>there will never be an artist that only draws spanking doujins

>>11514147
i would prefer such an artist

>>11514154
Only if he's doing soft spanking.
Too often, that small genre is mixed with BDSM and rape. And I can't fap to rape nor BDSM.

>>11514165
Any examples of this? If not for Hatate, just Touhou.

>>11514139
The artist mainly does footjobs and pissing, actual sex is uncommon.

>>11514417
i just went and looked again to make sure. the majority of them involve anal as well, more commonly than pissing.

have you spanked your taters recently?

>>11514603
for the umpteenth time
hatate is not for spanking

>>11514621
What my waifu and I do in our bedroom is not for you to decide.

Hatate confirmed for most spankable Touhou

>>11514417
http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=touhou+project+spanking&f_apply=Apply+Filter

>>11514808
Needs more taters. Needs more English translations. Needs more spanking.

None of this is your fault so don't feel bad, ok?

>>11514808
Monikano best.

>>11514873
Needs more anything.

Can't draw for shit. Doesn't speak Japanese. Can't draw for shit.
Yep, that's not my fault alright.

>>11514798
hatate belongs to no mere human

>>11514903
what the...

when the hELL is moodles fixing his damn servers

>>11514798
QFT.

>>11514903
Since when is a waifu your "property"? Is this 1320 or 2013?

Hatate doesn't belong to me. We have a loving and caring relationship that includes a daily spanking session.

Open your heart and you may experience it too!

>>11514808
All that seems too heavy, not what >>11514165 was speaking of.

>>11515022
No, but that answered >>11514417's request for "examples".

>>11515069
That was me. I suspect the "spanking" tag is only applied to rougher works.

>>11515091
Maybe. Or maybe they just don't want to make a whole doujin focused on something so niché.
The few comics/mangas focused on spanking that I've seen are horrible (Engrish, drawing by Chris-chan,etc...), and most of them are (urgh) about furries.
And all of them are borderline rape and scat.

I got a mission for you moonrune weebs. Get one of the kind artists on pixiv to draw some SFW Hatate spanking pics.

Good evening, Mr. Moonspeaker.

Your mission Jim, should you choose to accept it, will be to find a nice artist and get him to draw a SFW spanking picture of Hatate, if possible followed by a picture of Hatate and her lover hugging tenderly.

As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This computer will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.

>>11515121
no roleplaying

>>11515104
I didn't even mean a book about it. Just some as part of foreplay or teasing would've been fine.

>>11515124
You don't know Mission Impossible, do you?
Though so.

>>11515143
no roleplaying as tom cruise onegai

>>11515147
>tom cruise
YOU FUCKING MORON
THAT SCIENTOLOGIST PIECE OF SHIT NEVER INVENTED MISSION IMPOSSIBLE YOU SPINELESS WORM

>>11515160
Don't post non-hatate images in the hatate thread.

>>11515204
You're right. My bad.

>>11513081
pancakes

I want to whip hatate's bum with a long, thick, heavy bullwhip. I want her to wet herself in fear upon seeing it.

I want Hatate to be on the verge of crying when she's promised "a tanning once we're back" while being at a party.
I want her to forget everything around her and just do her best not to cry in front of everyone.
I want her to promise she'll "never do it again" while I take her skirt and panties off.

>>11515230

unzippws skirt.

>>11515230

unzipped skirt.

I want Hatate to start wearing pants instead of a skirt because she doesn't want to be asked about those marks on her butt.

>>11515255
>>11515267
no bully

I'm tired of your retarded le hata-tan meme spewing. I thought you were better than this, /jp/. If you're going to throw epic maymays around, then stop complaining about other sites who do the same.

>>11515281
nsfw images are not allowed on /jp/ and spoilering doesnt exempt you from the rules

>>11515281
Since when is spanking Hatate a meme? Maybe you should go read a dictionary instead of calling everything you don't like a meme.
Or you can get the fuck out of /jp/ instead of whining like a little bitch.

I want Hatate to have be constantly holding her skirt each time she's forced to wear one.
I want Hatate to hide her butt to everyone but me.

>>11515281
Keep Crying
Bitch Nigga

I want Hatate ... No, in fact I don't want Hatate to be like that once we're alone.

Except during roleplay session. Spanking's great, having her living in constant fear isn't fun. Through I admit she's cute when she's afraid and almost crying.

>>11515281

you're right. /jp/ is a cesspit of meme spouting morons that claim to hate exactly what they are.

see: stuttering, lewd!, youmu is a x! x with youmou! (insert any other touhou here). and many others.

Also the art style is that picture is horrible with shitty anatomy. People have bad taste.

>>11515306
if you don't like it don't look

I want Hatate to be usually like that.

>>11515306
>>11515281
Off-topic. Go be moralfags somewhere else.
Hey, /d/ could use some moralfaggotry.

>>11515312
>>11515315

Any contribution I can make to this board to make it worse is enough to keep me happy.

Since there are whiners around, I decided to censor the pictures I'll upload.

I want Hatate to drink a shrinking potion.
And then I'll whip her butt with a bamboo pole.

Do you think Hatate would try to use her wings to protect her bottom during a spanking?
Are wings strong enough to do that?

>>11515346
I don't know but I like that little twist you just added to the Hatate spanking saga.

LN when?

>>11515353
When /jp/ will accept fanfictions.

And once I find someone to do the CGs while I write the novel.

>>11515293
I said "hata-tan meme", not "spanking meme". Learn to read.

That said, the guy trying to force "spanking" is a bit annoying, but that's not what I'm complaining about.

>>11515315
Moralfag? What the hell? Am I a moralfag for thinking /a/ is shit too?

Just don't be hypocrites and go throwing fanon-only memes when you pretend to be a smart community full of primaries and free of crossboarders.

>>11515374
Whatever you say, gaylord. Keep complaining.

>>11515306
The artstyle is not perfect, but it's not horrible. Her anatomy in that picture doesn't seem to be that bad. She does look a bit too young, but other than that, it seems to be fine.

Care to point out where the anatomy is wrong? I'm afraid I don't know much about real girls anatomy ( ≖‿≖)

I want to see Hatate crying softly as she's assuming the position.

>>11515299
This is cute, at least.

>>11515385
That picture would be perfect if it weren't for those huge breasts

I want to... I want to hug Hatate and whisper "I love you" in her ear.
I can't spank her when she's that cute.

>>11515388
Cuter than Hatate trying (and failing) to be the dominant one.

>>11515400
Possibly.

As weird as it seems, I actually don't want to spank her when she's cute like that. Dunno why, maybe she looks too innocent or something.

Rinmei's Hatate is incredibly pathetic. Constantly brags when she wins, and begs five seconds later because she doesn't want to be alone.
Add to that the fact that she was clumsy and socially awkward as a child, and that makes her pathetic.

>>11515410
You're pathetic.

i liked the other Hatate threads more

>>11515448
But they weren't about Hatate's slender and perfect ass.

Hatate's popular on /jp/ now. It's what she was waiting for!

Fucking hatate's soapy smelling asshole.

>>11515484
I wouldn't be proud of being popular because a bunch of people want to slap her bottom.

>>11515510
Taking turns slapping Hatate's soft bum! Please be sure you make your slap count before you return to the back of the line.

>>11515510
You're just jealous your favorite touhou doesn't have 1/100th of the spankability Hatate does.

>>11515484
Hmmm... maybe taters herself is behind this spanking craze?

>>11515535
Hatate is a masochist?

>>11515535
>>11515545

It's probably hata-tan trying to ruin hatate's good name

>>11515548
What good name?

>>11515548

>>11515551

Hata-tan is sad again. Please cheer up, Hata-tan!

>>11515953
What's a sure way to cheer up Hata-tan?

>>11515961
Death.

>>11515961
Give her unconditional love and support. Make her feel sexy and pretty. Playfully spank her pale butt at least 3 times daily

>>11515970
This is hata-tan we're talking about, not hatate.

>>11515961
Aya!

>>11515974
I know. That is why you have to build up her self esteem with love and spankings

>>11515982
Molesting the Shameimaru is forbidden!!

I want to work for Hatate so she can berate me when I screw up.

>>11515953
How do you even cheer up an emo tengu?

>>11516087
We already explained it.

>>11516118
With spankings? I like that solution. Can we, like, try it right now?

I loved Hatate's, like, speech.

>>11516006
The journalists of Gensokyo take it easy.

Just don't lie or type shitty copy and you'll be good

So, what's you plan to spank Hatate? Get hired as an underling, and then try to seduce her?

Hatate is not for spanking!

>>11516186
Sorry. My brain accepts that fact, my dick doesn't. Hatate will be spanked, one way or another.

>>11516184
I plan on using sexual roleplaying. I am the stern father and she is the naughty precocious daughter that dresses lewdly.

>>11516192
Interesting.
But there's still the small problem of her being a tengu living in a fortress, and you being a human.
Maybe you're an outsider who knows some amazing stuff, but you're still just a human.

>>11516199
We are roleplaying, dude. Learn to sex fantasy

>>11516199

Are you saying love can't bloom between a tengu and a human?

>>11516207
No. I'm just saying that when I imagine myself hugging or spanking Hatate, there's always that little voice saying "already at the goal, are we?" and then I remember that there's a whole mountain to climb before the fun stuff with Hatate.

>>11516192
Okay. Full novel when?

>>11516216
You're killing my boner, dude. Stop it.

>>11516269
I know, right? I can't fap to something if it doesn't make sense.
And even if it makes sense, I can only fap to spanking. My fapping life is a long agony.

Why do you all want to spank Hatate, even through there are lot of other spankable touhoes?
I dunno, there are Tenshi, Tewi, the fairies, Chen, Rumia, Futo, Seija, etc...

>>11516690
>you all
its one guy trying to force his epic meme

>>11516750
Since when is talking about my uncanny desire to redden Hatate's ass a meme? Do you even know what a meme is?

Does anybody remember that hard-core OP about a year ago who post a series of Hata-abuse stories?-

Best shit i ever read- wish i wouldve archived it

>>11516790
Tell me more. Even if it's hardcore, there might something interesting for me to find in it.

>>11516790
I tried googling, hoping foolz would've saved it, but Google is a dick and constantly replace Hatate by Hayate.

>>11515243
Ooh, kinky, kinky.

Keep on, you have my interest.

>all words, no action
That whole thread.

A tall Hatate is fine, too.

A Hatate in love is fine too.

A masochist but shy Hatate is also fine.
Do you think she's bold enough to say she wants the S?

>>11516966
I want to beat hatate up.