/jp/ - Otaku Culture

that's a cute blush

liking reimu is better than being an SDMfag
respect

Reimu and Aya is a pretty boring pairing. Very unremarkable.

>>11508452
Every pairing involving Reimu or Marisa is boring.

Every pairing that is literally a pair (i.e. only two people) is boring.

Feel when everyone on /jp/ calls shippings "pairings" to avoid using the word "shipping".

With which 2hu would you make out?

>>11508472
feel when i only use the word shipping when talking about large boats or sending boxed goods via post because i dont know any other real definitions for it

>>11508470
The pair that is not boring is Mamizou and Nue and me. ＼（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）ノ

>>11508437
we're gonna party like it's your birthday.

>>11508473
your mother.

A pairing that has gained quite a bit of popularity due to their partnership in Subterranean Animism. Other notable encounters are in Phantasmagoria of Flower View in Aya's scenario, where Aya remarks that "A shrine maiden is a great source for information." From regular battles, she also says "Of course, when I'm stuck for stories I'm limited to those of shrine maidens." In Mountain of Faith, Aya also says "It's because I'm the one that knows the most about you." Also, in Reimu's 4th stage in Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, after defeating Aya and the weather changes back to Reimu's weather (which is sunny), Aya remarks that "This is the first I've seen of the sun in a long time. It sure feels nice." Knowing that Aya is always snapping pictures about everything, the people often think that Aya snaps pictures of Reimu while she is alone.

>>11508526
Are shrine maidens still pure if they kiss other shrine maidens? Does it depend on how pure each of them was before the kiss?

>>11508529
the wiki?

cut that shit out, it's embarrassing.

>>11508529
I'd take pictures of Reimu too if I was bored. Preferably those kind of pictures where Reimu is undressing. If that isn't possible, I guess armpits are fine, too.

>>11508549

Aya has great taste!

Is Reimu the most beautiful girl in the world? I think the answer is yes!

>>11508617
canonically, no

>>11508564
SHUTTER CHANCE

>>11508617
Reimu's hair got ruined for DDC. Not good.

>>11508634
I don't see any difference compared to eosd or sa.

except she now has breasts.

>>11508641
Reimu's hair wasn't good in those games either.

i actually really like reimu

At least once, before I die, I want to have a dream where Reimu holds my hand and smiles warmly at me as we soar through the skies of Gensokyo, taking in the breathtaking scenery.
Like in that Christmas film, "The Snowman".

Good god why is Aya's DS design so shitty, it barely even looks like her.

>>11508667
it was the elf ears.

>>11508709
Why does Reimu look nervous and awkward?

Aya is just showing her how much she loves her! Will she push her away? I hope she doesn't, that will break her heart.

>>11508737
youkai smell like animals.

I doubt aya cleans her cloaca frequently.

>>11508529
Today's neta is AyaReimu!

the Reimu scenes in DS are really funny

>From: (Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend)
>Subject: RE: How have you been?
>Whoa whoa whoa, that was like 2 years ago or something. I wouldn't have blamed you for forgetting about me but I'm grateful that you didn't. I'm still alive and in relatively good health (that might be a little redundant since being healthy requires not being dead and all that) so I don't have much to complain about, thankfully. Hopefully things are more than fine on your end! Thanks again!

He's not dead!

>>11510256
This is good to hear.

Every pairing is a good pairing in 2hu.

Hey Fluffy Rumia, it's chair guy. Did you ever make it down to ZUNcon?

Aya went and got better taste!

>>11510428
Oh no! Aya's to good at this; Eiki doesn't stand a chance!
Komachi, help!

>>11508737
Aya looks like she's planning to break her heart.

I can't believe no one commented on my extremely witty wordplay on Aya having a taste of poor (you know, as in having no money) Reimu by licking her.

Screw you guys. This is the best Aya pairing.

>>11510503

>>11510510
Post the rest.

>>11510522

>>11510527

>>11510529

>>11510535

Thank you.

>>11508437
Crowslut.

Daily reminder all Teng are required to bang the master Tengu

>>11508437

your mum m8

>>11510556

You're welcome.

Aya's found her newest girlfriend!

>>11510624
Love that artist.

Woah, Aya sure gets around...

>>11510643
Even vampires aren't safe from her charms.

>>11510621
I wish I could bully people.

>>11511034
I wish I could bully girls.

>>11511082
Girls are people too, sexist fuck.

>>11511084
They are only two legs and a vagina.

>>11511139
Edgy. I bet your still a virgin.

>>11508442
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>11511180
> Edgy. I bet your still a virgin.
You want "you're", ``faggot''.

>>11511139
No, I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with you if all the women you've ever seen were missing everything from the torso up.

>>11511180
Edgy. I bet your still a virgin.

>>11511366
Could you please post more?

>>11513221
It's an all-ages book. Nothing happens.

>>11511194
SDM is shit because of people like you.

>>11508468
Bullshit. Any pairing with Marisa is AWESOME.

Why don't people like Reimu?

The crows go together.

What do you think of the pairing AyaxAnonymous?
>Aya is a reporter
>Anonymous causes trouble

>Aya investigate
>Anonymous spies

>Aya writes everything down
>Anonymous archives everything interesting

>Aya embellishes her stories
>Anonymous' stories are 90% crap

>>11522960
There's a problem with your story. You see, Aya's on the other side of the portal, while we, well, are here. It's never gonna work out.

>>11522962
>implying love can't bloom between worlds
Do you even believe in magic?

>>11522963
I've seen many long-distance relationships fail in my days. Magic ain't gonna fix shit here.

>>11522965
>he Doesn't believe in magic in a young girl's heart
>he doesn't believe how the music can free her, whenever it starts
>he doesn't believe it's magic, if the music is groovy
>it doesn't make him happy like an old-time movie
>there's no point in telling him about the magic, and it'll free your soul
>he's like a stranger 'bout rock and roll

>>11522965
If you believe in magic don't bother to reason
If it's poltergeist band music or tengus and blues
Just go and listen it'll start with a smile
It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We'll dance until morning till there's just you and me
And maybe, if the music is right
She'll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And you'll go dancing, baby, then you'll see
How the magic's in the music and the music's in me

>>11522965
>engaged to my internet boyfriend

lel get rekt

>>11522977
Take it easy, baby.
Take it as it comes.
Don't move too fast.
You know you want your love to last.

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just im-a-tating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, Please stand up

>>11523072
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells...

"BITCH!"

Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo, spank
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo, spank
When you're lovin' me lady, spank
That's how I want it to be baby, spank
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo
Spank, do it, do it, do it, do it
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo
Spank, let's get to it to it, spank
Let's make love from our hearts
When we do it's really hard to part
Combine our minds this time
Quite sure our love won't go blind
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo
Spank, do it, do it, do it, do it
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo
Spank, let's get to it to it, spank
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo
Spank, do it, do it, do it, do it
Spank, woo, woo, woo, woo
Spank, let's get to it to it, spank

>>11523005
Νω βιολατιον οφ ρυλε σιξ χερε: μοδ ις ιυστ α φασςιστ διςκχεαδ.

>>11513779
People don't like her because she exterminates youkai and appears to be "heartless" and "careless" even though she's just doing her job as the Hakurei maiden.

>>11523078
A visionary,
vision is scary,
could start a revolution,
polluting the air waves; a rebel!

>>11508564
REIMU'S UNDERBOOB!

>>11513779
cause she beat up their favourite 2hu.

>>11522955
Crow hos!

I like miniature Aya.

>>11523885
I don't think it's like that. They always become friends afterwards after all.

>>11524235
Yeah, Tokiko is clearly Reimu's bestest friend.

>>11524235
Only strongest youkais are invited at the Shrine. All the others are crushed under the Miko's heels.

>>11524293
Reimu doesn't invite anyone to the shrine.

>>11524301
Because she's a bitch.


And also because she's poor.

>>11524305
WaHH said that Reimu was a pure nice girl. I think it is YOU who is the bitch.

>>11524311
>WaHH said that Reimu was a pure nice girl.
You're kidding right?
Even Kasen's training only changed Reimu for a few days, she went back to her usual, bitchy and lazy self after two days.
Your waifu is a bitch, accept it and don't attack me because you can't handle the truth.

Christ, there are still people who think Reimu's a bitch?
She's not nice all the time, especially not to people starting trouble. That doesn't make her an asshole.

>>11524322
>Christ, there are still people who think Reimu's not a bitch?
Fixed it for you.
THP is filled with example of a bitchy Reimu.

>>11524317
Reread that chapter. It says she's pure and none of the things she does is done with bad intentions (or something like that. I don't remember word for word). Reimu isn't my waifu. I just think she gets a lot of undeserved criticism. Marisa does the same things Reimu does and she gets significantly less hate.

>>11524332
I don't remember reading a single chapter where Marisa's a bitch. Quite the contrary, she accepts to help the Three Fairies while Reimu just ignores them.
While Reimu is being lazy, doing nothing all day, Marisa works hard to create and learn new spells, while taking care of her tsuchinoko.

If Reimu worked as hard as Marisa, Gensokyo would be more different. And way better.

I love Reimu.

>>11524340
Oh c'mon, get the fuck out of here. Marisa goes around beating people up and stealing their things. Reimu ignores the Three Fairies because they're always trying to prank her. Just because someone works hard doesn't mean they're not a bitch.

Wasn't that thread about Aya's thighs to begin with?

>>11524357
>Just because someone works hard doesn't mean they're not a bitch.
Are you my girlfriend? Because you're exactly like her : a whiny bitch that keeps saying that sitting on her ass all days while I'm working doesn't make her a stupid and lazy bitch.

This thread is gay.

>>11524311
Actually, it said it's okay for her to be who she is (being lazy and greedy included).

>>11524332
Marisa fans don't generally claim she doesn't, hence less arguments, which you somehow misconstrue as "hate".

>>11524365
I think you know already, but these things have nothing to do with the other. Just admit you irrationally dislike Reimu.

>>11524377
Just admit that Reimu is a lazy bitch.
Her niceness is extremely sporadic, and she doesn't hesitate to blow her "friend's" head when she thinks it's necessary.
That means she doesn't consider anyone as a friend. Even worse, once in her "accident MUST EXTERMINATE YOUKAIS" mode, she won't hesitate to use weapons against her enemies. Yep, I'm think about those needles. You think they''re just for show?
And Tokiko? Did she do anything to warrant being mugged by that bitch? No.

Reimu is just a thug. No, worse than a thug, a corrupt cop, abusing justice when it suits her.

I like how Reimu is friendlier in Forbidden Scrollery.
Except that Kosuzu is human, while Rinnosuke is half-youkai.
Does that mean that Reimu treats half-breed as slaves?
I think so.

>>11524411
I'm not so sure about that. She's really not that lazy either. She goes out and solves every incident regardless of her not wanting to do it. And stop acting like she goes around beating the shit out of people. No one has ever been seriously injured in this game. Stop over blowing everything.

>>11524430
>And stop acting like she goes around beating the shit out of people.
Because that's not what she does? Have you been playing ANY windows game?

>>11524436
Yes, I have. When they lose they're not like "Fuck, you beat the shit out of me. I'm in so much pain!" they're like "Haha! I lost! Whatever, I'll go do something else now."

>>11524445
A shame you're not as smart as you think you are. You really think I wouldn't notice the fact that you ignored your own argument that I quoted in >>11524436 ?
Reimu does fly around beating random people. It's the truth. And the fact that you tried to divert attention from it only proves my point.

A youkai starts trouble, and Reimu flies in and beats her up. Thus, Reimu is a bitch.
What?

>>11524454
More like :
>a youkai starts trouble
>Reimu flies around, shooting random people for no reason until she finds the culprit by total accident

Even cops don't do that.

I am so fucking sick of this argument and how it never, EVER accomplishes anything.
You could have the entire cast and ZUN himself line up and all at once say how nice Reimu is and people would still argue that she's a bitch.

Aya is a good character
Reimu is a great character
I would say Aya has great taste for girls

I'd like to know who would win in a fight, a crow tengu or an adult brown bear.

>>11524460
That's during incidents, which are usually threats to Gensokyo itself, and most of those random youkai she fights attacked her first.

>>11524450
No, I wasn't trying to divert attention. Perhaps I wasn't clear enough. She does beat people. Those people want to fight though. They pop up and Reimu partakes in some banter and they fight. The other person doesn't have to be there, they don't have to fight but they do fight because they want to fucking fight. She doesn't fight anyone who doesn't try and fight her first. She doesn't go around beating people up for no reason like you're trying to make it seem.

>>11524462
People have been ignoring ZUN's argument that Kisume keeps head in her bucket because it hurt their feelings. I'm free to do the same.

>>11524467
>That's during incidents, which are usually threats to Gensokyo itself, and most of those random youkai she fights attacked her first
I'm reassured to know that Reimu bumped in an accident on her way to Kourin and beat Tokiko not to steal her stuff and sell it, but because Tokiko was EVIL.

>>11524470
Yeah, that did happen.
Any other times? If Reimu's such an enormous cunt, there must be dozens of incidents like that, which I'm sure you wouldn't mind listing.

>>11524473
Wow, how nice from you to use the typical "that's an isolated incident, so it doesn't count".
It's not like she's totally okay with selling the stuff belonging to someone else, and it's clearly not like it doesn't happen on a weekly basis.

>>11524470
>People have been ignoring ZUN's argument that Kisume keeps head in her bucket because it hurt their feelings. I'm free to do the same.
So you don't give a shit if bitchy Reimu is actually true or not?

>>11524479
Exactly. I just want to piss people off because you reimufags are constantly repeating that my waifu eats people simply because the game says "human exterminate youkai, and youkai eat human".
Nevermind how many fucking time I told you fags it was symbolic and stuff, you're always like "Roflolololol ur waifu hits human lolololol".

How does it feel to be in the receiving end, you filthy human-fuckers?

>>11524478
Like how her niceness is sporadic and thus doesn't count?

>and it's clearly not like it doesn't happen on a weekly basis.
Pardon?

>>11524484
You've become what you hate. Congratulations.
Reimu isn't my waifu.

>>11524488
I'm ready to sacrifice myself, and gaze upon the Abyss to have my revenge on you miko-fuckers.

Hey guys, what's up? Have I told you that my favourite Touhou is Yorihime?

>>11524490
You're doing gods work son.

>>11524494
We wouldn't know. You're an anonymous poster in a sea of anonymous posters.

>>11524499
Wow, thank god. I've been told I was Yorihime's only fan since I started liking her.

>>11524504
You might be. I haven't really seen many posts like that..

>>11524504
No Touhou has only 1 fan. Even shitty extras who are only mentioned once and have not even any official art will have some fans.

>>11524517
Yep. But some touhous are more popular than others.
And while it's easy to deconstruct a Reimu-bashing post, it's harder to deconstruc a Yorihime-bashing post. Or even a Lunarian-bashing post.

>>11524523
>But some touhous are more popular than others.

I hope you're not pretending to be surprised by that. Because that tends to happen literally in any story that has more than 1 character.

>>11524533
I mean at a ridiculous level. Not something like "Girl X has 2 more fans than Girl Y".

>>11508437
What's with the arrows? why are there arrows behind them?

Is that what happens when people fall in love in Japan? do arrows show up out of nowhere and skewer any and all bystanders in their wake?

Reimu's expression isn't one of embarrassment, it's one of fear, fear of arrows.

>>11524465
The bear. They're bigger and cuter.

>>11524982
That undressing is extremely erotic.
Has it been translated?

>>11525062
Mhmm *nods up and down* this is extremely some good shit, would a /jp/ please translate that shit ASAP so I can rub my tiny baby corn penis?

>>11525084
>my tiny baby corn
what the fuck
/jp/, don't try to be poetic
you suck at it

>>11524971
>>11524982

...gonna need sauce on that one..

>>11524982
Please tell me Momiji isn't a boy in this one.

Last time I got excited about a Momiji x Aya doujin I ended up being disappointed. I thought it was futa but it ended up being a gender bender where Momiji was a boy.

>>11525084
Raws?

>>11525102
You can see the breasts in
>>11524971

>>11525102
Big trouble

>>11525105
Found it.
Want me to upload them?

>>11525112
Forgot to mention : it's just a sample.
Whole doujin might be floating somewhere. Don't know Japanese enough to even identify the name.

Anyway, cover.
1/7

>>11525112
Yeah. Maybe I can translate them.

2/7

My guess :
"Hey bitch."
"Quit smoking in mah house, ya ruining mah swag".

3/7

My guess ... you know what? Drop it. I'll just upload them.

>>11525122
>SFX: バン
>SFX: Bam

>嘘
>You're kidding,
>でしょう
>Right?

>SFX: ふー
>SFX: Ffff

4/7

And here we see Aya going from "look pimping" to "am I kawaii uguu?"

5/7 :
>>11524971

6/7 :
>>11524982


And this is the last page.

>>11525129
>・・・はて
>...Why,
>何の事かしら?
>What are you talking about?

>とぼけないで下さい今日の集会!
>Don't play stupid, today's meeting!

>え？集会?
>Eh? A meeting?
>他の子に聞きました
>I heard it from the others.

>無かったじゃないですか!
>There wasn't one, was there?
>せっかく着替えたのに!!
>I changed my clothes too!

Also, in light of farther context, revising
>You're kidding
to
>You lied,

>>11525152
I've been told that Japanese was a lot about context, but to change the meaning of a sentence like that...

>>11525137
>なーんだそのこと?
>Oh, that?
>そんなの騙される方が悪いんじゃない!
>That's your fault for falling for it!

>ー・・・例え嘘だと知っていても私にとって文さんの言葉は絶対ですから
>...That's because your words are absolute, even if I know they're lies.
>聞くしかないです
>I had to ask you.

>それってなんでも言う事聞くってこと?
>Does that mean you'd do anything I say?
>やだー
>Oh you~
>SFX: たじ
>SFX: Back

>うわー・・・嫌な笑顔・・・
>Uwahh... her smile's uncomfortable...
＞えぇ・・・まぁ・・・
>Yeah, of course...
>上司ですし・・・
>You're my superior, after all...

>>11525164
>Does that mean you'd do anything I say?
>Yeah, of course...
>You're my superior, after all...

"Stupid things to say to someone in a H-doujin" number 1035. Just after "But I don't have any money" and right before "Just let me sleep at your place, I'm too tired to walk home".

>>11524971
>じゃあ
>Then
>脚
>My feet.
>舐めて頂戴って言ったら?
>What if I asked you to lick them?

>ふふ無理よねぇ?プライドの高い白狼天狗様だもの
>Fufu, too much, right? You're a prideful wolf tengu, of course.
>尻尾巻いて「出来ません」って言って貰える?
>Could you admit defeat and say "I can't" for me? (This is also somewhat a pun because the original wording is like "Running with your tail between your legs")

>SFX: ス・・・
>SFX: quiet swish

>>11524982
>言いましたよね？貴女の言葉は絶対だと
>Didn't I say? Your words are absolute.

>貴女が舐めろと望むのであれば
>If you desire me to lick,

>・・・喜んで
>...I'll gladly

Oh, and the description says:

【紅楼夢９新刊】嘘憑き烏【もみあや】

10/13の紅楼夢９合わせの新刊入稿出来たのでサンプル。もみあやですよ奥さん!うまくいってれば当日おまけの文さん缶バッジもあるかも…？(数少ないです)

No links. I guess it's still a project, not even a full doujin right now.

>>11525139
>嘘憑きな文さんと
>The lying Aya and
>大っっっ・・・嫌い!
>I hate you!
>SFX: ペッ
>SFX: Spit
>全てお見通しな椛の
>The Momiji who sees through it all's
>意地っ張り同士のおはなし
>story of two stubborn people

>2013年１０月１３日
>10/13/2013
>東方紅楼夢9 6号館L-5a【Try-Berry】にて領布致します
>Distributing as Try-Berry at Touhou Dream of Red Tower (??Is this the name of a convention??) 9 Building 6|L-5a

>嘘憑き烏
>Lying Crow


So being sold yesterday

>>11525226
>So being sold yesterday
Well, if I find it on g.e-hentai, I'll let you know.
No sadpanda for anyone.

>>11525207
【紅楼夢９新刊】嘘憑き烏【もみあや】
>[Red tower dream 9 New edition] Lying Crow [MomiAya]

I guess it's the name of a publication?

>>11525244
>>11525207
whoops, forgot the actual message

I was able to submit it to the RTD9 collaboration's new edition, so here's a sample. It's Momiaya, dear! If it goes well I might give out an Aya badge that day...? (I don't have that many)

>>11525244
That was the title of the manga on Pixiv.
So yeah, that's most probably the name of the full doujin.


Good night, by the way.

It seems like this artist does some yuri stuff so at least it's that.

I wouldn't even be surprised if it was non-h.

>>11525250
Thanks

I'll check for it on PD

for a while until it stays (0) and I give up

>>11525255
I won't mind if it's non-h.
Sometimes, something is just so erotic you can fap to it even through there's no fingers or dick being shoved in holes.

And this time I'm leaving for real. See ya tomorrow.

>>11525260
Okay, and in case you find it, thank you.

Can't argue about that. It's love between those two.

>>11524844
>you will never have arrows pelt innocents surrounding you while a cute girl kisses your cheek.

>>11508437

>poor taste
Dohoho

AyaNitori is wonderful

>>11510462

Anyone know the source for this?

>>11528896
Hammerhead. Not a nice group, but it's a nice page.

>>11528912

Much obliged for the help

>>11524465
The bear.

>>11528909
>>11528902
>>11528891
This artist draws some pretty cute stuff.

I love Aya :D <3
Aya X Reimu is my favorite pairing :)

>>11536999
Unya? Yeah. It's just annoying that he almost never makes background. Most of his stuff is still untranslated.
He's still under Pasteltel if we're talking about skill.