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No. She's just noisy.

>>11494889
>>11494901
in bed! lmao!

Probably, Mystia is a bird after all. If you're watching birds on the ground you can barely follow their movements, it's like they're teleporting.

>>11494986
What if they are?

>>11494986
>it's like they're teleporting.
Only if you have autismically slow reaction times.

>>11494937
holy fukkk that's hawt

You just wanted someone to post this, didn't you?

I imagine Mystia has a roughly average speed, but high agility and evasion stats.

>>11495076
She doesn't need agility or evasion. Mystia can drive you insane by just singing. She doesn't need to evade attacks because you can't attack her without going insane.

>>11494937
M-Muh dick!

>>11495140
Opposite Day

Wings can't even hug

In PoFV anyway, only Aya is faster than her.

>>11494937
girls prematurely ejaculating is my fetish

>>11495137
Even if she doesn't need them, they certainly don't hurt.

I love her name. Mystia.

>>11495728
Yeah, It's a very cute name, but it's a weird one as well.
Would you name your daughter Mystia?

Ｃｈａｎｇｉｎｇ　ｍａｇ！

Fast as HELL.

>>11496111
i would

I wonder how much she charges. What if the person she blinds doesn't have any money?

>>11496776
You could get her some crumpled foil, day old bread, or fresh earthworms.

Who taught her to grill eels?

I want to raise a family with Mystia

>>11496905
What would be a good name for Mystia's child if she had one?

>>11496911

朝ごはん

>>11496905
Awww thats nice...

>>11496915
It's time for you to consider suicide.

>>11496956

You eat eggs for breakfast dude

>>11495151
They look cute when in action though!

I love how hard-working Mystia is.

Yeah. Birds are quick.

i wonder how little she weighs

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=34623559

>>11497152
"Reminds me of One Night Stand."

>saucenao

"Damn I'm good"

The hunter becomes the hunted.

>>11497232
She's not a hunter! Stay back!

>>11497152
Pretty light, I'd guess. I'm not of the light crow tengu camp, but Mystia is an actual bird.

>>11497293
Mystia acquired.

>>11497131
I wonder if being quick on their wings also means that they come quickly in during sex.

>>11497367
It's time for rape.

Feather-winged Touhous (aka Bird-Touhous) are pretty much the highest class of Touhous.

>>11497625

>>11497631

That's the spirit!

NOW I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME CHICKEN.

>>11497367
Would you sell her? I'm sort of hungry.

Ahh~, so refreshing. Mystia is just too cute I can't help it.

MystiaxMokou OTP

>>11497630
That's some mighty fine taste you got there.

Bon appétit motherfuckers.

>>11497688
>OTP
You don't know what that word means, do you?

>>11497837
It's not a word, it's a pictogram of a person squatting with his head down.

>>11497853
You're mistaking it with ORZ.

>>11497860

>>11497860
it's OTZ and orz dork

>>11497885
Did you just make that?

>>11497885

its u

>>11497865
Oh this is great. Aren't there more animations of her wings?

>>11497900

>>11497891
OTL

>>11497958
One True Love?

>>11497965
Nah. One True Love would means that ZUN himself made that pairing. The MystiaxMokou is just another fanon that secondaries believe to be canon.

Is Mystia good friends with anyone besides Kyouko? I wonder if she gets along well with other bird Touhous.

>>11498014
Tengu are too good to hang out with lowly youkai such as Mystia. Okuu is stuck in HELL.

Is it alright if I want to spank Mystia after spanking Hatate?

>>11498020
>Okuu is stuck in HELL

But she's not.

Delicious Mystia

>>11498020
>Okuu is stuck in HELL.
She's stuck in hell as much as Mystia's stuck to her stand.

>>11498063
I wonder if she ever visited her stand.

I don't know why I have this fascination with imagining bird touhous together.

>>11498073
I don't know why either, but it's pretty normal. After all, the nine-gang is quite popular.

Haa, I'd like to spank Rumia.

>>11498081
Why is Mystia part of that group anyway? It's not like she's dumb.

>>11498084
Ummm...
>finds Reimu and Yukari
>attacks them
>got owned
>attacks them again
>get pwned
Whistle...

>>11498084
Birds are pretty dumb creatures.

>>11497860
>>11497891
No, that's kneeling. Squatting is OTP. Please don't confuse the two.

>>11498020
Aya is confirmed regular customer of Mystia's stand.

>>11498090
Danmaku is fun.

>>11498091
Birds are one of the smartest type of animal though, especially ravens. Yeah, they're still dumb compared to humans but so is every other creature. Relatively speaking though, they're geniuses in the animal kingdom.

>>11498091
A group of crows is the closest thing to a human society you can find in birds.

>>11498108
Even down to their family values.

Monogamous bird

>>11498108
its called a murder

>>11498108
A murder of crows?

>>11498108
This doesn't apply to Okuu though.

Ms. Reiuji happens to be an expert on Theoretical Physics

>>11498129
Why not? She loves her family just as much as any human could.

>>11498130
Can I spank her?

>>11498140
Please don't, birds are delicate and frail creatures.

>>11498140
Are you gonna supercollider?

>>11498149
Well, she escaped puinshment after SA, so it's only justice to punish her.

>>11498152
If someone deserves a spanking after SA, it's Kanako.

>>11498163
Really? Why?

>>11498165
It was her idea

>>11498169
She just gave Utusho the power.
Utsuho was the one to try and take over the world.

So I think Utsuho's the one who should get spanked.

>>11498036
The artist just wanted to draw her and didn't tell Zun about it.
Zun explicitely said that Okuu has no reason to go on the surface.

>>11497837
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OTP
>One true pairing

>>11498186
>implying a fanon pairing is a OTP

>>11498179
ZUN himself drew her on the surface.

>>11498195
Only during the endings.
And in that case, it's normal, since she got defeated by Reimu.

>>11498173
They should both get spanked.

>>11498202
I still think Okuu woiuld like to get out every now and then.

>>11498203
Really? Whom should do that?
Reimu doesn't care, Yukari doesn't really care either, Satori is weaker than them, and Sanae is a fangirl.

>>11498209
>I still think Okuu woiuld like to get out every now and then.
"Would like" doesn't "do it".
I would like to insert Okuu's third leg in her anus, and yet I'm not doing it.

>>11498214
She works all the time, she deserves a vacation.

>>11498228
Because the Former Hell is too small for her?
What a hipster Utsuho is. I'm sure she calls it Hickstown.

>>11498232
Because there's a nice big bright sun outside which she'd definitely love to sunbathe in!

>>11494889
but...mystia's a bird, so why is she...

...about to run...?

...i don't...

>>11498237
She can create her own sun.
Your argument is flawed.

>>11498243
Birds can run. Well, more like hop really fast.

>>11494889
I want to spank Mystia while she's wearing those gym clothes.

>>11498246
What are we even arguing about again?

>>11498265
Weren't we arguing about spanking a touhou bird, and from here, it moved to "Utsuho never goes outside".
I think. Too lazy to re-read my posts.

>>11498173
>to try and take over the world

She didn't exactly try anything. (Yet.)

>>11498202
Which is basically the only time we ever see her outside of gameplay. But feel free to disregard any obvious evidence you wish.

>>11498211
Please don't misuse the dative case. In case of doubt, substitute he/him for who(m) and check if it fits.

Whom should do that? Him should do that. - no, that's wrong.
Who should do that? He should do that. - much better.

>>11498243
Birds make great runners. Remember that old Warner cartoon? Substitute Yuyuko for the coyote if you wish.

>>11498276
>Please don't misuse the dative case. In case of doubt, substitute he/him for who(m) and check if it fits.
So I shoulda written "Whom? Reimu?"
That one is tricky.

Fresh from pixiv.

>>11498281
No, that would still be "who". Remember, he/she->who, him/her-> whom.

Who should be spanked? Utsuho. She should be spanked.
Who should spank Utsuho? Reimu. She should spank Utsuho.
Whom should Reimu spank? Utsuho. Reimu should spank her.

>>11498306
Oh. Okay. Thanks.

>>11498298
And that's a great drawing.

>>11498306
And I forgot the most relevant one:

Whom should Utsuho be spanked by? Reimu. Utsuho should be spanked by her.

>>11498298
big booty birdies

>>11498298
I don't care if she's fragile because she's a bird. That ass is outrageous.

>>11497971

OTP doesn't imply it's canon, dweeb.

>>11498536
Yes it is, you nogoodnik.
Else it's not OTP, just another slash.

>>11498675
So cute. I'd like to slap that face.

I want Mystia to deliver my mail.

Mystia exists solely as a food source for higher beings

>>11498781
A recyclable food source, apparently.

>>11498781
Sometimes the tables are turned.

When it comes to women, the faster, the better.

>>11497152
She probably flies more with magic and less with her wings. Reimu, according to a manzai skit, weighs about 45kg. I'd estimate Mystia to be about 30kg, due to her being a bird youkai. Much lighter than that and she wouldn't be able to pull her cart! Unless she uses magic for that, too.

>>11498841
They'd have to use magic to be that strong. I mean, Okuu can send people flying with a simple punch or kick.

>>11498806
>Pepsi and Coke in Gensokyo
Secondary faggotry

>>11498854
>>11498841
She's a youkai. Youkai strong.

>>11498781
I hate this meme.

>>11498877
Rinnouske's a canon Coca-Cola man.

>>11498951
>Rinnouske
Who the fuck is Rinnouske?

dem nails

Needs more Mystia.

>>11499133
Are they claws? Can she extend and retract them?

>>11499146
She's a sparrow, not Wolverine.

>>11499146
I'd say realistically no, but Touhou isn't realistic in the first place, so who knows.

Kissing with Mystia!

>>11499161

>>11499146
Think of them as bird talons.

>>11499167

>>11499174

Mystia is a girl!

>>11499224

>>11499257
>>11499224
Is Mystia giving us a present?
How sweet!

>>11499316
Longer!

>>11499224
>pull-over with garterbelt
Not sure if I want...
If she was just wearing kneesocks, I would like, but a garterbelt?

>>11499362
She thought you liked garter belts.

>>11499224

>pull-over with garterbelt

>>11499455
Garterbelt gets in the way. Kneesocks are better, they're creating a huge difference between the black sock and the white skin.

>>11499471
Like this?

I don't really like Mystia. Her skirt is too long to show enough to satisfy my curiosity.

>>11499487
Good.

>>11499493
She's not very sexual, but that's ok.

I want Mystia to be my girlfriend, she is very cute!

>>11499506
True, true. Compared to Aya, Mystia's clothes clearly aren't to show-off.
A shame.

>>11499521
It's not a shame. She's modest and humble; that's part of her appeal.
I wonder how many regular customers she gets? Has she made any friends from this eel cart business?

>>11499528
I'm her friend!

>>11499528
That's why she's considered as a kid.
She's not sexy.

>>11499547
Kid? Nonsense. She started and runs her own business. Also band.

>>11499554
Yes. Like most teenagers : she started a band, and has a small part-time job.

Also, that's kinda the only picture of a bird I have.

>>11499528
>>11499537
Is Mystia grilling unagi?
That is my favorite fish, especially with BBQ.

>>11499558
A part time job in a business she started and manages herself.

>>11499565
Yes. Kinda like a lemonade stand.

>>11499570
...you're serious.

>>11499576
There's no real difference between Mstia's stand and a hotdog stand.

>>11499594
Oh, I beg to differ. But fine, whatever.

>>11499606
We have differents opinion. But since we're not calling each other faggots, we're cool.


I still think that Mystia should wear a shorter dress.

>>11499621
This is a little shorter, and it's part of her wild punk outfit. Don't think you'll be able to get her into anything more risque than that.

>>11499621
Please do not sexualize 2hus

Be quiet.

>>11499637
What a shame, it makes Kyouko sexier than her.
Granted, being the singer, Kyouko already has all the attention...

>>11498981
Rinnosuke's evil twin brother

>>11499641
There's just two of them. Surely Mystia gets a fare share.
She probably sings too. It's sorta her thing.

190 posts and so little Choujuu Gigaku?

She's more than just a street vendor that periodically brainwashes lost humans and then eats them! She's hell of punx as well!

>>11499455
Garter belts are fantastic, especially with tastefully ripped stockings.

>>11499554
>>11499558
>>11499565
Her Bunbun interview doesn't really make her come across as a kid, but more along the lines of someone whose doesn't have too much ambition beyond her current station in life

...ya know, like many punks (teenage or not).

>>11499648
> that periodically brainwashes lost humans and then eats them!
I am firmly in the camp that she doesn't do this anymore.

>>11499642
This guy?

>>11499660
>gnesokyo

>>11499648
Then I read her article wrong, because I thought she blinded them to make them eat her lampreys.

>>11498084
They're not together because they're stupid, but because they bear the same fate of being stray youkai chased down by a miko in earlier games

But their canon status is still questionable, anyway.

>>11499660
From Gnesokyo?

>>11499676
>>11499691
Evil twin from bizarro Gensokyo. Makes sense to me.

>>11499644
Mmm, dem eyes.

>>11499660
>>11499676
Quitting's hard man. Don't judge if she relapses!

>>11499716
Man, she's feeding humans and chatting with humans and serving humans and so on. Not gonna eat em after all that.

>>11499716
If she eats human, that gives me an excuse to spank her.
So I don't mind.

>>11499721
The humans she eats aren't village humans. Most sentient youkai usually make a distinction between the two, with the former seen as a food source and the latter as a spiritual energy generator.

>>11499794
But she doesn't eat humans. Rumia does.

slow

>>11500024
Nice legs.

>>11499716

Well she doesn't need to hunt down humans. She can rely on other sources.

>>11501953
I wouldn't put it past Nitori to butcher people.

So far, she seems to be a quite an asshole from her official material.

>>11502234
Look at how she yells at Sunny. I will never forgive her.

Top Tier belly as well.

>>11497956
>TNTN
The feck?
Does it say chinchin?

I want to pound Mystia's pussy

>>11502294
Fact.

>>11502298

>>11503656
I want to shove my dick in Mystia's ass while she's crying.

>>11504726
I hope you die a horrible death.

>>11504731
Oh look. A white knight.
It doesn't work with camwhore, why do you think it'll work with youkais?

>>11504737
It worked for me in the past.

>>11504748
So you'd like to fuck Mystia?
That's pretty crazy. At least I wanted to fuck her in the ass, to make sure there's no half-youkai.

>>11504756
Yeah right, of course you'd try to mask your objectives like that. In truth, you're just a horrible pervert who likes to fuck things in the ass! I bet you don't even care if they are female or male!! Shoo~ shoo~!!!

>>11504769
How rude.
I have standard, you know?
-No male.
-The woman must be a youkai.
-She must be a loli (no grown-up).
-She must be spanked before being fucked.
-It's okay to take her clothes as a trophy.
-She must be conscious during the whole thing, so no drugs.

Not everyone is lusting for Rinnosuke or going for the easy drug mode.

>>11504756
>At least I wanted to fuck her in the ass, to make sure there's no half-youkai.

How can you even say you love her if you aren't willing to overcome hardships such as breeding a halfie?

That other guys right. You're just a shitty pretender who would thrust his dick into anything.

>>11504857
Haflies aren't rewards.
>going to break your arms as a baby because it's stronger than you
>going to be ashamed of you at school because you're a puny human
>going to be a real pest at teens because it'll go emo and say "nobody understands me"
>you'll never see him adult because you'll die from old age before he reaches adulhood.
>can't slap him when he disrespect you.

>>11504864
Yeah, but if it's a her you can fuck her, so it evens out.

Actually you're into anal so you shouldn't even have to worry about that one.

>>11504865
>fucking your own daughter.
I'm a pervert, and a little bit sadist, and you're creeping me out.

>>11504756
>At least I wanted to fuck her in the ass
you mean cloaca

>>11504864
Are you joking me, son? Most of those "reasons" you provided simply do not apply at all with a little good parenting.

Sounds to me like you are simply projecting your own failures onto the situation.

>>11504864
>you'll never see him adult because you'll die from old age before he reaches adulhood.

Exactly. More importantly...

>going to be a real pest at teens because it'll go emo and say "nobody understands me"

... won't be an issue because you won't live long enough for her to reach adolescence. So you'll have an adorable child daughter for the rest of your life and will never have to worry about her growing up and sleeping with countless men behind your back.

>>11504907
>good parenting
Except that being a good parents means being respected. If your kid doesn't respect you, it won't listen to you.

And if your kid is a half-youkai that constantly hear that his father is a pretty human that should be eaten, it won't respect you.

>>11504919
>you'll have an adorable child daughter for the rest of your life and will never have to worry about her growing up and sleeping with countless men behind your back.
That actually sounds good, in fact.

>>11504926
>And if your kid is a half-youkai that constantly hear that his father is a pretty human that should be eaten, it won't respect you.

Then be a man worthy of respect, regardless of species. This can be something as simple as being a good parent.

I think you might be overestimating youkai societal pressure.

>>11504938
I doubt so. Georges Barker was a decent guy, and yet his family turned into a gang.
You can't be a "good parent" when your kid doesn't care for you.

>>11504949
You can be an outstanding person, yet still a shitty parent. It's not unheard of.

>>11504949

Could be a great parent with shitty kids.

>>11504964
>>11504962
I fucking hate you guys.
Here am I, talking about raping Mystia, and you're sweet-talking me into having a hybrid kid with her and how to be a good parent.
What if the hybrid is an arrogant little piece of shit?

>>11504988
>What if the hybrid is an arrogant little piece of shit?

That'd be a bit tough to accomplish, for the same reasoning you stated he wouldn't respect you. They're a half-youkai. Nobody likes a halfie.

I'm sure that he would be quickly humbled, from a young age, simply by regular interaction with society. If he's particularly stubborn, you could curb that aspect of his personality with good parenting, particularly in his formative years when you are his major role-model.

>>11504995
That would work if I live long enough for that. Rinnosuke is fairly old, and yet still looks like he's in his 30s. Maybe his 40s.

>>11505006

Become youkai. Simple enough, lots of perks, spend eternity with your family.

>>11505006
Well, half youkai are still part human. I'm sure their physiology and growth is fairly normal, until they hit a certain age and things slow down a bit.

I think you have a fairly good chance of making a good impression on your offsping, in their formative years, if you are even remotely young when you have the child.

>>11505017
>rape a girl
>she becomes pregnant
>decides to marry her
>becomes a hermit so I can spend my life with her
>daughter starts asking question
>"Mom, how did you and Daddy met?"
>ohcrap.png
>"He raped me."
>Fuuuuuuu
>get killed by my own daughter

>>11505020
>hermit
>spend my life with her (youkai)

What the FUCK am I reading? Also, even ignoring that, I have a hard time believing a woman you just raped, youkai or no, would agree to marry you.

>>11504756
>>11504888
That's right guys. Remember, birds have only one all-purpose hole, no cumming inside for you if you refuse to risk insemination.

>>11505019
That's not better than >>11505020


>be me
>half-youkai, 60 years old
>father passed away because he was human
>mother never grieves on his tomb
>asks her why
>"first time I met him, he raped me in my stand"
>tries to remember my father
>remember a very nice person that spent a lot of time with me, teaching me lots of stuff
>decides my mother is bullshitting

>>11505029
Taoism doesn't forbid sex.

And, strangely, people don't want to marry a girl that has been raped before. In some (rare) case, the girl got married to her rapist. So yeah, she won't say no since she's dishonored and stuff.

>>11505033
Gensokyo isn't kebab country. Women have more rights in there.

This thread has taken an interesting turn...

>>11505033
>Taoism doesn't forbid sex.

I wasn't referring to this. Hermits are a delicacy to youkai, and a youkai that eats one ascends to a higher form.

Do you honestly believe they can coexist?

>>11505040

Given that youkai aren't mindless animals and are capable of thought, reasoning, emotion and everything else a human can do, yes.

>>11505040
This is Gensokyo.
You have cannibals youkais tolerated by exterminators mikos, vampires drinking tea, a crow able to trigger an apocalypse, and a shinigami hanging out with a hermit.

I think they can coexist. Until you cheat on her.

>>11505041
>Given that youkai aren't mindless animals and are capable of thought, reasoning, emotion and everything else a human can do, yes.

Youkai apologist scum go home. True coexistence between a youkai and human is impossible. What the hell makes you think a hermit and youkai could accomplish more?

>>11505042
>cannibals youkais tolerated by exterminators mikos
Cannibal youkais are good for exterminatus mikos.

>>11505047
>True coexistence between a youkai and human is impossible
And yet it's possible for humans and cat to coexist, despite how tasty cats are.
Youkais aren't niggers or animals, they are intelligent. Some more than others.

>>11505054
>And yet it's possible for humans and cat to coexist, despite how tasty cats are.
>Youkais aren't niggers or animals, they are intelligent.

You're contradicting yourself. Humans and cats can coexist precisely because cats aren't intelligent.

Youkai are intelligent man-eaters. They are Humanities natural enemies. Coexistence is impossible and hoping otherwise is foolish idealism.

This is not to say that individual cases of coexistence are simply impossible, but on a wide-scale level you had probably keep to fanciful dreaming.

>>11505060
>it's impossible to coexist
I have read the same exact thing about
Communism. And yet, it's working (poorly) in China.

>This is not to say that individual cases of coexistence are simply impossible, but on a wide-scale level you had probably keep to fanciful dreaming.
Since I just want to live with Mystia, that's good enough for me.

>>11505054
>And yet it's possible for humans and cat to coexist, despite how tasty cats are.
Replace "cats" with something bigger, like tigers for example. Humans and tigers can't really coexist.

>>11505081

>>11505096
Kyaaa 2 qt

>>11505096
Have fun living with a Tiger in you 10m² basement. Do you really think he'll let you masturbate in peace?

>>11505108
Dunno. Why don't you ask >>11502086 ?

>>11505108
>implying I live in a basement
I don't even think basement exists in Gensokyo.

Is Mystia fat?

>>11505131
I'm getting incredibly tired of seeing Mystia with big breasts.

That shit is just wrong, yo.

>>11505144
lucky for you it's only 1 out of every 100 images
keep your pants on

>>11505150
Nah, sorry. I just can't handle it.

It's fundamentally wrong, on an absolute scale. Even just one image is enough to ruin the sanctity of a thread.

>>11505156
>sanctity of a thread
You're aware you're on /jp/, right?

>>11505213
>You're aware you're on /jp/, right?

/jp/, right? A place where many romantic NEETs can come and elegantly post about the great things in life, such as cumming inside fictional characters, in like company.

A beautiful place.

Come on guys, the modern Gensokyo youkai are almost domestic. They only keep up appearances to frighten humans so they don't starve from the lack of fear.

If you make a dirty half-breed with someone who's docile enough to impregnate, the kid isn't going to be some ravenous hellspawn.

>>11505270
>Come on guys, the modern Gensokyo youkai are almost domestic. They only keep up appearances to frighten humans so they don't starve from the lack of fear.

Everyone, don't listen to youkai propaganda. Don't reply to youkai.

>>11505228
>/jp/, right? A place where many romantic NEETs can come and elegantly post about the great things in life, such as cumming inside fictional characters, in like company.
What the...
I'm going to post this each time I see someone badmouthing /jp/.

>>11507156

It doesn't seem likely such a small youaki could lay such a large egg.

>>11507156
Mystia is a kiwi?

>>11507160
Albatross and other artists have corroborated her elasticity and general stretchiness

>>11507198
A day or two ago Futaba had a thread with a cute innocent picture of Mystia and the OP that said "ITT uterine prolapse". I died a little inside.

What happened here?

>>11507198
Mokou has the best pick up lines.

Shiba Itsuki is the best Mystia artist. Everything by him is gold.

It hurts that he has slightly fallen out of love with her, in favor of shit idols.

>>11507198
Albatross reminds me of Hong.

>>11512973
Me on the right.

how do i become youkai?