/jp/ - Otaku Culture

thanks for the money, dorkbag

next time i see you at MY grocery store i'm gonna beat the living money out of you.

sorry for your loss.

Now go tell the supermarket manager and get some free coupons. It's not your fault they hire thieving niggers.

I could really go for a neet general

Maybe if all your money wasn't green you wouldn't have such stupid problems.

Your mom sounds like a real biatch. Beat her up and take her money

>>11496579

How was your day, dude?

"Excuse me, I gave you a hundred, not a fifty"
"No, I gave you a hundred"
(Loudly) "I beg your pardon? Are you trying to cheat me out of my money"
"This is disgusting. I would like to speak to your manager"

Causing normals trouble is fun, you should try it sometime.

>>11496598
>Calling attention to yourself

>>11496607
It's your money, why not get the most use out of it?

It would take an hour at max to get your fifty dollars back, right?
You just made fifty dollars an hour, excellent for neets

I can one up that one.

I went to see Gravity today at the movie theater. Then when the guy said "enjoy the movie" I said "you too, thanks" to him. I wanted to die, I just wanted to walk out and not see the movie.

>>11496617
Because social anxiety.

>>11496617
I don't want to do any work for money.

>>11496629
That movie looked like shit. And poorly acted.

>>11496627
my thriftiness outdoes my social anxiety.

>>11496627
just imagine they are all Sesame Street characters!

>>11496596
I got my car inspected
The guy drove it into the bay himself and I didn't like that. It was like watching a gynecologist take your wife into the back room and smirk at you.

>>11496629
Don't feel bad dude, I worked as a cashier once and that happens all the time.

No one short changes someone 50 dollars. That's far too obvious.

>>11496637
Cute girl with crumbs on her face. Who is she?

>mfw

>>11496598
I've tried causing a scene before like I see white trash and niggers do. I'm not very good at it because I don't want the attention and more than likely the person I'm talking to doesn't deserve it but their higher ups do.

I ended up apologizing to the Uhaul lady after yelling at her on my last attempt.

>order fast food
>guy at the cashier says "enjoy your meal"
>say "yeah you too" in a completely confident manner, then wink at him

Today felt like a good day.

>>11496640
He drove your car into a bay?

Shouldn't you see him for a new car?

I once tried to buy cannabis over the shitbook. I made an account specifically to do this and sent a friend request to this black guy because I was told he was gangster. I used all the right keywords to set up the deal, everything seemed OK because he told me to stop by his house to pick up the bag. When I got there he asked me for the cash, I gave it to him and he gave me a huge bag. On my way home I realized something was wrong because I had to go through a police checkpoint and the dogs didn't detect anything... so as soon as I'm inside the apartment I open up the bag and realize it's oregano. I tried to send him a message on FB but he blocked me. Fucking nigger

>>11496544
Dude, if anything they would have counted her till and realized it was $50 over. You're so fucking dumb. It's just a grocery store.

>>11496652
This only happens to teenagers.

>>11496544
I'm fairly confident you're lying.

I refuse to believe that you are that retarded. And I find it hard to believe that a grocery store cashier attempted to cheat you out of 50 bucks, unless you walked up to the register sobbing and holding your arms in front of your face like a 6 year old kid being harassed by a teenager.

To begin with, what kind of shithole do you live in that the grocery stores don't have self-check out, which is obviously what a beta with social anxiety problems would use.

Please stop trying to be beta for the sake of fitting in.

>>11496645
She's my meme.

>>11496660
The self-checkout is actually worse.

They have people (sometimes cute girls) watching over it to make sure no one steals anything, and they get to see your clumsy ass attempt to use the thing, and then when it locks up with an error they will have to come over and help you.

>>11496652

You know where he lives. Go back and break his kneecaps.

Feel when all the normies have trouble at the self checkout and the lady standing there has to help them but I stroll up and scan, swipe my debit card, and input my pin with expert speed and dexterity. All they can do is admire me as I scurry out of there before they can say "have a nice day"

>>11496652
Something kind of similar happened to a friends little brother except it was his mom who caught him and found out it was oregano.

Stalk and stab the fucker

You have nothing to lose

>>11496660

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>>11496666
Self-checkout is pretty cool

No uncomforable silences when cashier is scanning your shit

>>11496691