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11489629 No.11489629[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I just caught Big T-Dawg dominating some of those Tallahassee waves. The babes were hot and the sun at a perfect angle. Later we had some faggot drinks at da beach bar and discussed his most autistic stalkers.

I guess you were too busy to make it there.

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11489647

hang ten

>> No.11489654

>>11489647
>Sailing for Dummies
Why not Japanese or Drive? Or at least collecting? I so confused.

>> No.11489661

>>11489654
He's going to sail to Japan
Its cheaper than flying

>> No.11489665

>>11489654
Big T quit being a weeb back in 2010.

Please don't remind him of his past.

>> No.11489669

>>11489661
Gonna need a lot of supplies and most likely some ammo, guns, and swords. Pacific pirates are brutal.

>> No.11489677

>>11489665
If you aren't weeb outside of Japan you're pretty much not Otaku then. If you're not Otaku than you're not /jp/. If you're not /jp/ than get out please.

>> No.11489680

>>11489669
Very few pirates on the open Pacific kid

You obviously need to read Trevor's book

>> No.11489688

>>11489677
Dude, please.

There's nothing more otaku than shitposting.

>> No.11489711

>>11489680
>Trevor's book
You might as well read a book on how to die at whatever you're doing. Including piratr sailing.
>>11489688
Dis nigga

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>>11489680
Why is he sailing to Japan anyway? Some personal business with some weebs or what?

>> No.11489728

>>11489712
Obviously he's bringing a boatload of epic new memes to the Japs.

I wonder how long it will be before he gets his own TV show?

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11489745

One Drives, the other Surfs
Which has become a man?

>> No.11489764

>>11489728
They can broadcast every time he kills himself again. They'll probably love his exotic impoliteness.

>> No.11489775

>>11489745
Oh, man...

Big T's beta friends are nothing but surfboards to him.

>> No.11489799

So who is this Trevor guy?

>> No.11489803

>>11489799
Owner of Know Your Meme.

>> No.11489806

>>11489799
The creator of memes

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>>11489803
>>11489806
C-Could he even turn me into a meme? I've always wanted to be one...

>> No.11489822

>>11489815
Tell him what to spam and it will be so.

>> No.11489839

I wish I could hang out with Big T-Dawg and Josh so badly. They're a dynamic duo so I'd probably upset it with a trio. Not to mention I don't have talent like they do.

>/jp/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXpAYzTi0OU

>> No.11489849

>>11489815

Nice stutter, faggot. I'll spank pasty white cracker ass back to /a/ you little shit.

>> No.11489854

>>11489849
P-please don't bully him!

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>>11489849
Well, if that makes me a meme...

>> No.11489866

I cleaned up the empty water bottles off my bedroom floor. They totaled 275 with 23 of them refilled.

>> No.11489870

>>11489866
Wait so where did the other 31 and a half gallons of water go?

>> No.11489876

>>11489870
I drank it over the span of two weeks.

>> No.11489877

>>11489876
So you meant the bottles were refilled with water?

>> No.11489880

>>11489877
Refilled with piss obviously

>> No.11489882

>>11489877
Mostly, with some sodium, chloride and potassium thrown in.

>> No.11489906

>>11489839
Those fags need someone who can operate in the air, so I suggest you become a pilot.

>> No.11489913

How is this thread still alive?

Meido confirmed for trev stalker?

>> No.11489917

>>11489906
Planes are expensive. Just getting your license is $5000+

Are there any new ways to fly?

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>>11489917
Dude.

The Trevastator can hook you up with some funds.

>> No.11489927

>>11489917
Jump off a high place and glide with your arms. Wear warm clothes because it gets cold soaring around. I flew off a suspension bridge just wearing shorts
and a t-shirt. Never going to make that mistake again.

>> No.11489934

I want to be the T.C. to Josh and Trev's Magnum and Rick

>> No.11489938

>>11489799

He sails

>> No.11489938,1 [INTERNAL] 

>T actually learning a meaningful skill in his five years of free time

Oh dog, what will these wabos come up with next...

>> No.11489938,2 [INTERNAL] 

Please stop talking about me on real-/jp/. I don't even post there anymore.

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And it explains why emergency food is flying off the shelves and is sold out at many suppliers.

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>> No.11489938,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,2
how many bags of groceries can you fit in that gym bag?

honest question.

>> No.11489938,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,3
It's 3'x4'x2', so enough to last your mom about an hour.

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>>11489938,4
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

>> No.11489938,6 [INTERNAL] 

Is that the real T?

>> No.11489938,7 [INTERNAL] 

I wonder where trevor shops for food.

Walmart I assume? I can't think of any other place thats open 24 hours and sells groceries so you can go at 4AM and not run into many other people.

I am lucky to be within walking distance of one and they have self checkout so I can stock up and not have to interact with a cashier even!

>> No.11489938,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,7
He doesn't buy groceries. He eats by fishing on his surf board for hammerhead sharks since they look like T's.

>> No.11489938,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,6
It's either him or his best real life impersonator. That pic was taken at a /jp/ meat-up.

>> No.11489938,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,9
>meat-up

Gross... does this mean that /jp/ and T touched each other's meat...?

>> No.11489938,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,10
Well I was trying to be ironic, but who knows, I wasn't there myself.

>> No.11489938,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,11

What T has to say on his behalf?

>> No.11489938,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,12
That I have no idea who the fuck this surfer guy is or why anyone thinks he's me. I'm not the Purdue stock photo or that faggot from that faggotty blog site, either.

I don't even know who I am myself anymore.......

>> No.11489938,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,13
If that's not you then why does he resemble you so much?

>> No.11489938,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,14
T's balding, dude.

>> No.11489938,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,15
That's his surfer wig...

>> No.11489938,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,15
He should ask Sudo for wig recs

>> No.11489938,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,15
I'm completely bald now. Not even a single hair is left.

My eyebrows also fell out.

I have a surgery scheduled to take hair from my back and asshole and have it transplanted to my head, working from the eyebrows forward. They say I have a 2% chance of survival.

>> No.11489938,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,16
>>11489938,17
T keeps it real at all times. He would never wear a wig.

>> No.11489938,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,19
Shouldn't you have deleted your post already?

It's obvious who you are...

>> No.11489938,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,18
How the HELL did you pay for the surgery? Didn't the US government shutdown or somthin?

>> No.11489938,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,20
...

What are you implying?

>> No.11489938,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,22
............

(Why is my samefag this testy.....?)

>> No.11489938,24 [INTERNAL] 

(... why is this guy looking at me...?)

>> No.11489938,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,21
Why do you think I'm broke? I spent all my money on the surgery and now I have to get it done in a back alley due to the shutdown, hence the survival rate.

It's tough being bald in a non-bald world.....

>> No.11489938,26 [INTERNAL] 

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>>11489938,18
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>>11489938,18
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>> No.11489938,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,24
He's the Trevvosaurus, dude.

Don't expect him to not stare you down.

>> No.11489938,32 [INTERNAL] 

These shitposts are really terrible. Where's the premium content?

>> No.11489938,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,32
ℱoolz ßeta

>> No.11489938,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,32
I don't get paid enough to give you premium content.

Take it to the boss.

>> No.11489938,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,13
You aren't even the original Trevor shut the fuck up kid

>> No.11489938,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,32
Ironically I actually do have a website for premium content but I'm not giving you homos the link.

>> No.11489938,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,36
pls gib

>> No.11489938,38 [INTERNAL] 

no ;)

>> No.11489938,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,2

This is legit. Who would have thought T could actually amount to anything approaching intelligence.

>> No.11489938,40 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,39
>stockpiling MRE's
>implying farms would stop making food
>implying there wouldn't be any foreign aid

Nevermind, I was wrong.

>> No.11489938,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,39
If you can't see that that's a fear-mongering scam trying to sell you their product then warosu is dumber than I thought, which is literally impossible since I assumed you all had negative IQs.

>> No.11489938,42 [INTERNAL] 

surfing
or not surfing
These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

>> No.11489938,43 [INTERNAL] 

lol remember when t's name carried some kind some kind of weight ROFL glad we got over that

>> No.11489938,44 [INTERNAL] 

Trevor's hair makes it look like he's moving really fast. Does Trevor move really fast? Does he do it all the time?

>> No.11489938,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,44
Whenever you're with Josh you're moving really fast

>> No.11489938,46 [INTERNAL] 

haha le trevor so epic :><

>> No.11489938,47 [INTERNAL] 

Sad kimochi when warosu and what's left of /jp/ will never be rid of the ravenous packs of unfunny teenbro meme spouters...

>> No.11489938,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,47
NICE MEMES GUY GOT ANY MORE?

>> No.11489938,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,48

No you fucking animal. *sprays you with water*

>> No.11489938,50 [INTERNAL] 

tallahassee isnt a coastal city

>> No.11489938,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,50
The lakes have pretty good waves though.

>> No.11489938,52 [INTERNAL] 

feelnogf

>> No.11489938,53 [INTERNAL] 

The W needs this

http://gallery.techarena.in/data/519/aquatic_car.jpg

>> No.11489938,54 [INTERNAL] 

>tfw never give your teenage daughter a good belt whoopin' with raging erection-san in your panst

>> No.11489938,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,51
lake iamonia has no waves

>> No.11489938,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,47
I know that feel...

>> No.11489938,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,53
Car runs on water XD

>> No.11489938,58 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,53
I don't need an ugly boat.

>> No.11489938,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl9y3SIPt7o

know the feel

>> No.11489938,60 [INTERNAL] 

I love you T

>> No.11489938,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,60
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.11489938,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,61
>>11489938,60
Go back to /gnfos/ shitskins

>> No.11489938,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>11489938,62
>>11489938,61
>>11489938,60
All one of you are fucking retarded.

>> No.11489938,64 [INTERNAL] 

the 30 year old male in his teens

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