/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Guess nobody will tell you why right now.

>>11474953
I guess. I shoulda went with a more specific thread, like "let's talk about hermits" or something.

I love ponytails!

Crying tojiko was cute but futo is cuter!


(miko is the cutest)

>>11474983
Miko isn't cute anymore. She's cool, but not cute.

Futo is the best Desire. Prove me wrong.

was miyako hime real? it would make so much sense

>>11474995
Let me talk about the moonhoneys.

>>11475018
Piss off, Hartmann. This is a Futo thread.

>>11474989
Miko was always cool not cute.

>>11475024
>this is a Futo thread
No shit sherlock, you're really smart. Want an award?

she is a qt

Most loyal Touhou

The kawaiyest~

Also, befor you ask, the pic in my OP comes from the doujin Soga no Tojiko Will Not Talk, by Carcharias.
I suggest reading it. It's quite long (4 books so far), is not finished, and is about the TD cast.

It starts as your average "slice-of-life" silly shit.

>>11475061
before*
And I forgot to add a pic.
Darn, I say.

>>11475058
Byakuren a shit

a good pairing?

Here you go, Yorihime and your ponytailed girl.

>>11474955
You might should start with "What's Futo's abilities, her fighting prowess and powerlevel overall?"

She can manipulate Feng-Shui it's never been shown nor to what extent, instead she's shown to manipulate wind and fire.
She also seems excels in some weaponry.

>>11475122
>She can manipulate Feng-Shui it's never been shown nor to what extent, instead she's shown to manipulate wind and fire.

The fighting game covered her powers pretty well, in fact, I am surprised at how well they designed her, she is one of a kind.

>>11475122
I remember posting about in a forum once.
Basically, we were talking which group would be better if Touhou was a RTS.

To some extent, even if I don't know much about Feng Shui, it seems like an indirect manipulation of luck through a building.
In other words, she can theorically curse or bless a building and/or its owner.

And as far as I know, given how jiang shi works, she can also curse someone to become undead by messing with his grave.
But to be honest, I don't know how well she would fare in a fight. I have yet to try Homeless Masquerade.

Thinking about that, that sounds extremely powerful.

>>11475146
It's Hopeless Masquerade.

Also, the way she also does it is by manipulating sand, AKA a Zen Garden. No joke, she looks, predicts and changes time with sand, it's how she's also shown to beat up the player both in Ten Desires and HM.

>>11475169
>It's Hopeless Masquerade.
Hu?

>>11475171
Well, you said HOMELESS Masquerade.

I think you might be applying some Freudian logic on that one though.

>>11475182
I doubt. Freud's theories are no longer valid. He lived in an era people couldn't admit they fucked.

Now, it's quite different. Not only you have people trying to fuck in public, but you also have gays that are trying to get married.

You can think of a Freudian slip is the victim is austrian and have a broom rammed up his ass, which is not my case.


However, the fact that you're projecting your fetishes on me is a bit worrying, I'll admit.

>>11475195
Fetishes? What do you mean.

>>11475201
I mean, come on.
It's a thread about cute girls, and he's posting a picture of some bearded creepy guy staring at me as if I was some kind of frog holding a sign claiming that I might enjoy "moonies".
Sorry to say it, but a bearded man is not cute.

>>11475195
While it's odd for Freud, Freudian slips have nothing to do with sex. The original example was him messing up two artists.

>>11475215
Do you why, according to Freud, the step-son always hate his stepmother and vice versa?
Because the stepmother is tsundere.

That's fucking true, I read it in his book Totem und Tabu. The guy can't see his stepmother naked because he's "not allowed to see the breast that fed his wife", and yet Freud went with the "they want to fuck" explanation.

>>11475215
I wish I was a psychologist. Whenever I mess up, instead of admitting my mistake I could just say that it's a common neurological phenomena.

>>11475138
Actually it's kind of silly seeing her using plates as weapon and summoning a boat. Though fire manipulation is kind of nice touch referencing how she like to burn temples and kinda explain Mokou, too since both somewhat related (Mononobe was an ally of Kamatari, who later become the founder of Fujiwara clan). Maybe Mononobes and their relations are bunch Pyromancers.

The rest of her powers are just explained as Taoist magic, though her power over Feng-Shui might be acquired when she was alive.

>>11475231
Do you know why*
I'm not good at writing while trying to put my ideas together.

Have some adult Futo to make up for that obviously intentional lapsus.

>>11475213
No, I was thinking more of that you thought any of the characters were supposed to be homeless and/or relating it to YOURSELF.

>>11475231
He also concluded, in his advanced age very soon before his death, when he was losing his charm already, that all women wanted to have a penis, but it was a subconscious feeling based on tests and interviews with women.

>>11475238
Yes, that's why she can breath fire in HM and whatnot. She is a very skilled and long lived individual who can perform a lot of varied tasks.

As expected of a Hermit.

>>11475255
>I was thinking more of that you thought any of the characters were supposed to be homeless
Well, it's not like Reimu's shrine got crashed twice during SWR.

>He also concluded, (...) that all women wanted to have a penis
I see nothing wrong with that. Feminism is a bit about that. And also about whining that male culture is a rape culture or some crap like that.

Have this picture of Futo wearing a helmet and carrying a gun.
Yeah, I'm all out of Futo pictures, sorry.

Can we get back on track or let this thread become Freud thread?

>>11475276
I wonder what Freud would say about my love for Futo's legs.

>>11475276
But...HOW DO WE KNOW FREUD ISN'T A HERMIT LIKE FUTO???

WHAT IF HE BECAME A 2HU AFTER DEATH? WHAT IF HE'S FUTO???

>>11475285

it's very healthy

Here, have some Futo.

>>11475296
Not a chance.
Unless he lived in Japan a long time ago, woke up at some point in his incomplete shikaisen form, walked all the way to europe, wrote all that shit, then walked all the way back to Japan, walked back into his coffin, and finished his transformation.

So yeah, no chance. No human can walk all the way from Japan to Austria twice

>>11475311
That's not Futo!

This is Futo!

>>11475311
i like this futo

>>11475296
Was Freud came to Japanese around 600 AD and became Shotoku's right-hand man? If so, maybe...

>>11475321
No, this is Futo.

>>11475330
She likes you, too.

>>11475342
No. THIS is Futo.

>>11475342
>>11475352

>>11475352
aww sheeeeit

>>11475352
...and still dumb enough to go to school.

>>11475352
My boner approves that Futo.

>>11475336
Highly improbably. They wouldn't let a foreigner butt in.

>>11475362
500 years old and still hot!

Unlike that other hag.

>>11475377
But I like Carcharias' view of Futo.
She looks like she's always happy and almost stupid, but when you check, she's in fact quite smart and not happy at all.

>>11475360
>>11475373
Futo is confident in her body! She has experience!

>>11475395
Which is why I assume having been freed from all her problems through her resurrection, she would let go and allow herself to be silly all the time.

>>11475407
Getting raped is not proper experience.

Wake up. See this. What do?

>>11475433
Kiss her!

>>11475419
Read the whole doujin.

She's still unable to give birth, even after her ressurection, her hair is still white, and her whole family is still dead. Nothing has changed. Except maybe her coughing.

>>11475439
She has an immortal body now, doesn't have to worry about politics, and she has woken to a whole new, exciting world.

Makes perfect sense she'd be obliviously cheerful about it.

>>11475438
Are you sure? She's just an old lady! Surely you would be happier with a younger girl...

>>11475452
She was already cheerful in the past. Well, she pretended to be. Maybe really was. For a few seconds.
But even through her body is immortal, she's still unfertile, and still bears the scars of her experiences with poisons and potions.

Moreover, from reigning over a clan, she's not just the hand of some girl in a land where everyone is insanely powerful.

>>11475472
>Moreover, from reigning over a clan, she's not just the hand of some girl in a land where everyone is insanely powerful.
She NOW just the hand of some girl

>>11475462
You can't possibly imagine how sure I am.

>>11475472
Whatever you say. I'd still much rather she was allowed a bit of happiness after all those years.

>>11475487
I guess it's a matter of opinion then. Because I don't see how a sterile person could be happy, even in Gensokyo.

>>11475496
She has Tojiko.

I wonder how was Futo when she was alive...
Was she a man? How is her/his relation to Miko?
How did she found the art of Taoist long before Miko?

How is the relation with his brother Moriya, the one who build Moriya shrine?
Were they both Kanako's worshippers? Have they meet her before? How about Suwako?

Could it be possible that Suwako was the one who conviced Futo to stray from Shinto teachings, considering her scheming nature?
Was it because of this influence Futo doesn't have much faith in Shinto and caused her to defect, killed his brother and ruined the Mononobe clan?

I'm not taking Charcis's depiction as my headcanon, though I admit I like her personality and role, but being Tojiko's stepmother is just a bit off to me. I'm more taking to the side that she was once a pyromaniac.

I feel like making my own story but it's still need some polish and reconstruction.

>>11475513
Jew nose.

>>11475501
You mean the ghost? She should be happy because her beloved adoptive daughter is now doomed to live forever and will eventually be left alone?
I don't get it.

>>11475513
Of course, Carcharias' doujins are just doujins, don't take them literally.
But I know that if I were to write a story about the Taoists, Futo would probably be similar.

>>11475513
>I feel like making my own story
Are you an artist?

>>11475548
I'd like to depict Futo as male and show more relation to people such as Kamatari and Moriya, and definitely Kanako, the god they possibly worshipped and Suwako, who is the driving motive behind his betrayal. All of them only in the flashback, since the story would still focused on the Taoists.
I find it interesting that Futo is slighty connected to several characters in Touhou series.

About the personality and conflicts in the main story I have to think it later

>>11475560
I wish.
I indeed prefer to make a doujin than fanfiction.

It's either I have to polish my drawing skill or just let the ideas stay circling on my head as daydream and imagination.

>>11475601
Do it fgt and I'll suck your dick forever

>>11475609
I was about to upload that picture, you nogoodnik.

And another.

I'm curious to see Futo reacting to Gensokyo's uniqueness.

>>11475609
If I were have to put what I said in comic it will only took few panels since it's just backstory of one character. I just find it interesting to make a long post as if it'll be important.

I'm still not sure how to make the majority of the story.

I don't get why Japanese are so fond of their futons. Being forced to move it every morning and every evening must be annoying as hell.

>>11475648
I think Gensokyo is not the different the era Futo lived aside from the youkai and fairies, though maybe youkai was still exist during her period so it wouldn't cause much of surprise.

Come to think of it, Futo will be a great youkai exterminator.
But I have yet to think that Futo would likely to become the next playable character.

I heard somewhere that Futo is an archer.

Is it true? Is it ever mentioned in canon?

has anyone read carcharias's fifth book frm the tojiko series? ive been hoping for validations on my guesses to what is happening cause my japanese is really basic. orzzz

>>11475659
everytime i start drawing up doujins halfway through im reminded of my inability to pace things well... ahh pyromancer futo is wonderful

>>11475810
She's equipped with a bow in the fighting game.

>>11475122
>>11475138
>>11475169
>>11475238

She cant directly manipulate living things.
But she should be able to manipulate pigmentation and stuff.
Make people instantly Tanned for example.

>>11475821
Maybe you should write it down first or make some kind of blueprint so you could plan things to make sure that your story is well arranged and has a good pace, though you may also have to reconstruct your story.

And yes, indeed it is.

>>11475854
No one stated that she can control living things.
What are you talking about?

is there a reason why tojiko is depicted as an archer and futo with a sword and not the other way round

>>11475884

I would party so fucking hard with Futo. Who else would wreck it with us? We wouldn't stop for the Crown Prince himself!
SURF'S UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>11475884
I don't know about swords, but tojiko has spellcards referencing arrows.

>>11475884
>>11475909
Both of them shoot arrows. Tojiko's spellcard makes them quite lightning bolt patterned.
Futo shoots arrows on every nonspell, and she even shoots arrows as she cruises along on her boat.

>>11475895
Because Tojiko shoots arrow danmaku.

>>11475939
Oh yes!

>>11475883
A comment on Feng Shui.

>>11476153
Be more specific.

It's the old-fashioned, enthusiastic personality and archaic style of speaking.
Futo is fucking great.

>>11476386
I wish they kept it that way, but noooo, they went with vanilla English. Even through that olde Englishe made her even cuter.

>>11476386
Who is she talking to?

>>11476417
Alice

>>11476417
Alice.

>>11476414
Who are you talking about, specifically?

I think her hat is really stupid.

>>11476456
I think you're really stupid. You're just going to come into a Futo thread and insult her? That's incredibly rude; do you know that?

>>11476466
people do this all the time in every touhou thread, because they have to make sure everyone knows what they think. most /jp/sies have the intelligence and self-control to realize that no one wants to see it and no one will care, so they don't bother posting. some of them are just too stupid though, like this faggot >>11476035
probably mostly crossboarders.

>>11476456
Understandable. It's from a time and style long past.
It suits her because of that, though.

>>11476436
You know who I'm talking about.
The real mastermind behind Touhou, the people that decide how a character is named.
I'm talking about the Gensokyo.org Cabal that creates the traduction and force everyone to follow them.

>>11476456
Well, I like it.

>>11476466
That's not an insult. Saying she's autist or retarded is an insult. Saying her hat looks stupid is not.
Get off your horse, dudeski.

>>11476658
>That's not an insult
...Yeah it is. If you tell someone their clothes look bad, you are directly disrespecting their choice in clothing, and thus insulting them.

>>11476414
On the bright side at least they aren't raping "ye olde English" with their warped understanding of it.

>hates youkai
>addresses one with "you"
Fucking hell.

>>11476696
I'm fine with that.

Oh, Futo fans be advised. The next chapter of Tojiko Will Not Speak got translated, and it's all about her.
It's also a prequel to the other books but has Miko in her TD body and also behaving totally different from the other books, both with no explanation at all. I dunno.

>>11476886
Yes, OP's pic is from that. Did you just find out now?

>>11476959
No.
Oh, it is? Whatever.

>>11476693
No.

>>11476696
>hates youkai
>addresses one with "you"
>Fucking hell.
I'm a professional at asking stupid question, so : what's the problem?

>>11476966
Yes it is. It's page 32. Shame on you.

>>11477070
Don't you have an unpopular Touhous thread you should be in?

>>11477070
In older English, "you" was the respectful form of address - one you used while addressing your superiors and so on. "Thou" meanwhile was the familiar or casual form. So while it would have been appropriate for Futo to address Miko with "you" she would certainly not use it in reference to a youkai, as she canonically despises them.

>>11477114
Oh, okay. Thanks for explaining. Also, how do you pronounce "thou"?

>>11477090
They kicked me out after saying "she's too unpopular, even for us".

>>11477129
With an /au/ sound like in mouse.

>>11477070
Yes it is.
Most people would take some offense to someone insulting their clothes. That's common sense.

futo is very cute

>>11477161
>That's common sense.
If I liked memes a bit more, I would quote Sanae here. Luckily, I stopped liking them, so I won't.

>>11477161
You can't let yourself be trapped by common sense in Gensokyo!

Why is she so trendy?

>>11477199
I'm going to be famous once I invent that device to strangle people over the Internet.

You see my swag
Now you wanna come and give me all this drag
I think you better back, back
Because my hand is itching to give you a smack
What's your name again Jack?
It's the end of the road ain't no turning back
Don't let the fly taste fool you
Mater fact it's about time that I school you
Don't worry I'm not in a hurry
I don't even wanna get my fresh gear dirty
A little birdie chirped of your flurry
Now I must nip it or better yet bury
Your entity look at me while I'm talking
I heard you lurking or was it even stalking
My program thinking you're the man in the place
Now it's about time you catch a hand to the face

Brim tilted, coat quilted
Fresh to death literally I do kill it
Blood spilleth in this game of death
Yeah you hear the announcer but ain't no ref
I just kept hearing your name too much
And that's it, now I just came to touch
Your backbone with a boot, a cane to the tooth
It don't take much now, ain't that the truth?
My boo got a thing for you
She really likes money but the pain will do
You can't hang, you a featherweight
I can't believe that you made it this far it'll never take
a lot of work to make you levitate
I strike first, don't hesitate to populate the murder rate
You just sealed your fate
On the holidays that'll be one less plate

I came here to see Extreme Futo doing extreme stuff.
Where are they /jp/?

Look Pimpin' I ain't playing
In a minute you're gonna be laying
On the ground I ain't messing around
My city, my rules, my money, my town

futo being EXTREMEly cute

Futo's dialogue with Sanae in the original translation was so great.

>>11477221
Cute.

>A god...?
>I see! So you've come to deliver me to the heavens!?

Is it wrong that imagined her as an obnoxious kabuki actor?

>>11477666
Nothing's really wrong with Touhou.

>wearing shorts under a skirt
FUTO
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>11477965
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mdo6sY-sBg

>>11477965

absolutely nothing

she is perfect

>>11478008
Let me repeat it, dudeski :
SHORTS
UNDER
SKIRT

Do you see the problem?

>>11478021
but skirts are not functional, they're designed to attract male attention. Shorts actually serve a purpose that isn't slutting it up like skirts

>>11477965
who u quote, nerd?

>>11478024
Wearing shorts is just destroying the whole purpose of wearing a skirt !
The skirt excites the imagination, the short take your imagination, crush it under its heel, then throw into a blender, shit in it, and once it's done, feed it to the huge mass of wannabe writers from FF.Net.

>>11478044
>>11478021
Shorts are pantyhose that don't fully cover legs.
If you can appreciate pantyhose, you can appreciate the shorts.

>>11478044
what on earth is ff.net and why are you there

>>11478052
What the fuck are you talking?
Shorts are NOTHING like pantyhose ! Pantyhose are half-transparent, you can actually appreciate the leg, then let your eyes slowly move up from the feet to the thigh until you reach the panties.
Meanwhile, shorts are the girl's way to tell : "Please enjoy those perfect feet, please enjoy those fine, slender, white legs, please enjoy that BRUTAL BLACK HOLE THAT WILL SUCK YOUR IMAGINATION OUT OF YOUR HEAD."

>>11478066
Dude shut up normie shorts are fine, she is young, get out of here discuss that elsewhere.

Normal idiot go post your normal issues and images on another board.

This is sexy.

>>11478066
what animal is that

>>11478089
Dugong

>>11478087
This is sexy too.

>>11478103
This is JUST SHITTING ON YOUR DREAMS.

>>11478089

i think it's a pallas's cat

much like >>11478066, they look retarded

>>11478108
Balls?

>>11478113
Bro do you even biology high school?
Bees? Flowers?

>>11475070
Miko a vulgar

>>11478144
Lies! Don't you dare say such things about the crown prince!

>>11478144

>>11478144
>>11478177
Gay

>>11478212

why is that girl threatening futo with a vegetable peeler?

>>11476414
Actually, it depend on translator.

>>11478297

i want to know

Anyone have a pic of here in a maid dress?

>>11476386
I wish more translator can into ye olde english. Futo is cute for me is because she speaks old language. It doesn't matter if it's old Japanese or old English.

Who exactly decided that Futo would talk in modern English instead of the olde English?

>>11479648
It's only natural for Futo to not know what SFX is.

>>11479648
It's natural for Futo not to know what a yakety sax is.

>>11479648
It's only natural that Futo doesn't know what a shitty team the Sox are.

>>11479648
It's only natural for Futo not to know what sex is. She's a boy!

Miko best.

Tao hats are cute tho.

Miko is .... a lesbian?

>>11480466
That's why she has a cute ghost wife!

>>11480466
Because she's used to be a man.

i want to put it in.

If miko is a hermit and has renounced her earthly desires... how can she know the pleasures of being a cumdumpster?

>>11482349
I don't get it, where do you got that statement or evidence?

>>11482392
Source: me ;)

Do you guys think Futo will make any appearance on future official stuff or she will stay as a background character?

>>11482400
Prediction: Futo will be in the next fighting game, no matter how little sense it might make in that games story, because they'll use the same sprites again. She won't be in anything big besides that.

>>11482400
Also, it's sad how useless she was on HM

just like Ichirin

>>11482412
>Futo
>Ichirin
>Useless
Holy shit how bad are you?

>>11482400
She's a candidate for playable character, other than that she'll likely to be just a background character like most Touhous. Unless ZUN will make Taoist/Buddhist manga.

why do people think /jp/ are "gods" of shitposting

they seem no better at it than any decent /vg/ shitposting general

limit has been reached

>>11487428
Eject all personnel.

>>11487431
Nothing personal, I'll just have to eject you.

>>11478490

Can someone please tell me where this is from? Is it part of a series?

I reversed image searched, but could only find one site and it is in runes I cannot decipher.

>>11482430
I'd love to play as Futo in the 15. Plates and fire everywhere.

>>11482430
why do people still put mamizou as buddhist?
she has her own agenda

>>11490135
At least she's an ally. Nue is also not a buddhist but still devoted to Byakuren. They're still part of buddhist fraction.

>>11479648
It's not like people from the old times don't know what that is, Futo.

>>11490135
She's allied to the Buddhists. That's enough to make her sleep at the Shrine.