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1147025 No.1147025 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, do you see these two pills? You have two choices here.

-Take the blue pill and live life as a normal person. You will no longer ronery and become an upstanding citizen of society.

-Take the red pill and remain here being ronery. Never amounting to anything. You'll sleep alone after masturbating to Touhou futanari doujinshi. You'll be alone for the rest of your life.

Now /jp/, which do you choose?

>> No.1147035

I don't like futanari, but I get the idea.

Red pill.

>> No.1147039

What happens if I take both?

>> No.1147041

red pill

i'm weak

>> No.1147042

>>1147039

You're a faggot.

>> No.1147044
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1147044

Pills yes!

>> No.1147057

>>1147025
I don't take any, and still go to sleep after fapping to futa yukari.

>> No.1147050

Why are they so jellybean like in appearance?

>> No.1147051

>>1147039
You become a futa, but will NEVER HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE EVER.

>> No.1147052

>>1147039
Then you enter the 4th dimension.
But most likely you'll die.

>> No.1147053

>>1147039
I always wondered what will have happened then

>> No.1147054

Give me the blue pill. I'll let you know how it is on the other side /jp/.

>> No.1147063

Damn it, the bad future is on the blue pill, my favorite color. Decisions, decisions.

>> No.1147064

>>1147051
This sounds like a good offer.

>> No.1147062

>>1147025
I'll gladly take take the red pill, responsibility sucks.

>> No.1147070

>>1147057

You'll be killed by agents.

Agents = Mods

>> No.1147068
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1147068

Being lonely is more interesting

I choose loneliness, I choose solace
I choose Blue.

>> No.1147071

>>1147025
I suppose you would have to define 'normal'. If you define it by giving up /jp/-related stuff, becoming GENERIC JOCK #2382394, becoming equivalent of a bored Japanese salaryman... etc.

>> No.1147069
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1147069

PILLS!

>> No.1147067

>Take the red pill and remain here being ronery. Never amounting to anything. You'll sleep alone after masturbating to Touhou futanari doujinshi. You'll be alone for the rest of your life.

I don't need a pill to do that.

>> No.1147076

Why do I have to take a pill to make everything stay the same?

Oh shit, it's poison, isn't it?

BAD END?

Fuck you. I'm out of here.

>> No.1147083

Blue pill, so I'd have a 3D waifu to suck me off while I played weeaboo gaems.

You didn't say I had to quit the /jp/ lifestyle, only just non-NEET. I can live with that if it means extra money to blow on crap.

>> No.1147084

>>1147071

Normal is whatever you desire it to be. I can only show you the door but only you can walk through it.

>> No.1147085

Pfffftt. Like it matters.

I'll just save and take both routes.

>> No.1147080

blue pill

>> No.1147091

>>1147083

Congratulations Anon, you have discovered the truth.

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1147089

>>1147025

>> No.1147090
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1147090

Hey guys, I just took both pills.
None of what you said happened so far.
It's beautiful, but stuff ain't looking right.

>> No.1147093

Perseverance is its own reward. Though we might suffer being ronery for the longest of whiles, one day the amassed roneriness will become a tidal wave leading to an almighty future for Anonymous.

Red pill.

>> No.1147100

>>1147093
So.. Anon will be like Archer?

Does this mean we'll get our own Reality Marble too?

>> No.1147101

>>1147090
Yukari? Sadako? BLINK WINKEL IS THAT YOU?

>> No.1147097

I swear I'm going to quit 4chan after the Lucky Star OVA comes out.

>> No.1147104

Ill take both at the same time.

>> No.1147113

>>1147104

Agents will be on you in twenty minutes.

>> No.1147112
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1147112

In reality when you take both pills you get violet piss...

>> No.1147108

>>1147090
IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING SAYA NO UTA

>> No.1147115

I take the green pill and become one with the board

>> No.1147116

If you take both the pills...

you enter Gensokyo

>> No.1147117

Give me the red pill.

>> No.1147136

Blue pill me

>> No.1147145

I gave you that idea in the other thread...

Anyway, I'll take no pill, I already fap to touhou futanari, will stay alone anyway, amount for pretty much and stopped caring about being ronery a while ago.

>> No.1147153

>>1147116

Gimme both of 'em nigger, now.

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1147165

>>1147116

Well, that explains an awful lot.
Why hello there, agents Smith, Brown & Jones?

>> No.1147171

okay, what exactly is that pill-girl from?

>> No.1147201

>>1147171
She's one of the Nijiura Maids. She's from 2chan.

>> No.1147221

>>1147112
Holy shit more!

>> No.1147220
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1147220

I choose Blue.

>> No.1147216

>>1147116
Ill take both pills then, thank you very much.

>> No.1147241

/jp/ doesn't need any red pills

>> No.1147235

There is no choice. My decisions were made long ago. Even if I desired the blue pill, I have no say in the matter. For me, only one hand is extended, only the red pill is offered.

>> No.1147253

>>1147220
Aoko~ :3

>> No.1147257

Now listening to Redpill.

>> No.1147307

>>1147235
This is my only path

>> No.1147363

>>1147307
My whole life was–––

>> No.1147379

>>1147363
Unlimited Ronery Works.

>> No.1147389

>>1147379
Needs picture of ultimate roneriness.. something like a completely empty area, with nothing there, only Anon.

>> No.1147396

>>1147379

Now hwere is my ronerylancer.jpg

>> No.1147408

>>1147307
>>1147363
>>1147379
What you needed was that visual novel image with the two people embracing in the snowy street, as the shops removed everyone one by one. Also, what game was that?

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1147410

>>1147379

Now you are become Anon, Destroyer of Internets.
Sounds like thirsty work.

>> No.1147418

I DON'T FAP TO TOUHIU PORN SO HA!!!

>> No.1147422

I DON'T FAP TO TOUHOU PORN SO HA!!!

>> No.1147424

>>1147171
Futaba channel.

>> No.1147428

I would take the blue pill if I can keep my memories .

>> No.1147430

>>1147408
Decemember, when there is no Angel

There's a translation effort going on.

>> No.1147511

>>1147408
you're a retard, anon-san

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