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11469191 No.11469191 [Reply] [Original]

Please go away!

>> No.11469243

LEL

>> No.11469249

>>11469191
No, you're going to take this foreign dick weather you like it or not.

>> No.11469254
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>> No.11469239
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>implying shrek is not dreck

>> No.11469240

>>11469191
females a shit

>> No.11469282

why?

i like it here.

>> No.11469292

no

>> No.11469306

Sorry for your lose

>> No.11469313
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>>11469191
/vp/ here
im sorry

>> No.11469337

Serves you assholes right.

>> No.11469353

I just made a thread but it got deleted. I'm so scared /jp/, there are too many people here ;_;

>> No.11469356
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11469356

/int/olerant here

I like your flanfly threads at 2:00

>> No.11469358

The only thing faggier than Touhou is you >:)

>> No.11469377

>>11469191
NO YOU

>> No.11469380
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>>11469191

It's okay! Close your eyes and just calm down! It will be over soon!
We will make it through this!

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>>11469191
You have my pity.

You don't deserve this /jp/er. I am sorry.

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>>11469191
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. Know your place.

>> No.11469434

>>11469191
sorry about the lose of your shitty gook culture

shoulda bombed em again

>> No.11469436

>>11469191
You probably think that's real funny huh? Well let me tell you, IT'S NOT. It's the type of nonsense we've come to expect around here and I for one am tired of it. It's sad that this passes as humor. I remember a time when posts had integrity and users had class.

Just so you know, I joined 4chan in 2009 (that's right, I've been here a while) I have participated in well over 10,000 unique threads. That's not even counting the thousands of threads that I have personally started. I've been a pillar of this community for years and I've found that people here find me to be hilarious. I've had over 3,500 LOL replies in the last year alone! I've started countless YLYL threads that all go to the max posting limit! So when I say I'm funny I back it up with evidence. You probably don't understand what it takes to be funny, real LMAO funny. It takes more than a couple of dirty words and some cheap wit. It takes dedication and a reverance for the art of comedy. I won't bore you with the specifics but there are plenty of books on the internet you can read. I'd suggest comedy for dummies, jokes for dummies, punchlines for dummies, and, when you are ready, advanced punchlines for dummies. I know you probably think I'm joking but this is serious. You need work.

I don't say this out of malice. I'm just trying to make you a better (and funnier :) poster so that we can all enjoy a lighter more friendly atmosphere. You'll make more friends, be more popular, and all in all you'll be a better person. You can thank me later.

I hope you take my words of advice seriously and think this over. Have a good day anon and remember I believe in you!

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11469441

I'll integrate, I promise. I'm not like those filthy muslims and jews. Just give me time to learn.

>> No.11469463

/pol/ here. Enjoying the happening.

>> No.11469471
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11469471

Sorry /jp/

>> No.11469473
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11469473

We'll be down to 1-2 pages soon. Don't worry, janny will save us.

>> No.11469481

le funny may may OP :^) gotta follow it

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>>11469191
no

>> No.11469495
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checkem

>> No.11469507

>>11469191
Looks like our lord and saviour janny has arrived to save us.

All hail janny.

>> No.11469514

you have to kek em first

>> No.11469527
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11469527

Needs more JP inhabitants

>> No.11469536

>>11469441
/pol/ and jp/?

this is starting to sound like some sort of sitcome.

>> No.11469537

>>11469441
But you people are
Whites are Jews, this is true

>> No.11469538
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11469538

SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.11469541

>>11469191
god

>> No.11469542

>>11469191
we jp now

>> No.11469545
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Checking

>> No.11469547

I really like this 75.

>> No.11469549

NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER cant stop

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>>11469473

Our worst enemy will soon be our greatest hero...

>> No.11469556 [DELETED] 
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WHO /MU/ HERE?

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>> No.11469564

All right, so what's going on now?

>> No.11469570

Seriously please leave...please.

>> No.11469575
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>>11469556
AOTY

>> No.11469578

/v/ here.

This is our board.

>> No.11469581
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11469581

I love you guys and don't want you to die.

Sincerely, /v/

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>>11469436
Stickyhat

>> No.11469587
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11469587

gotta go fast!!!!!! cum on step it up!!!!!!!

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>>11469538
rip

>> No.11469600
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militarized /a/

pfffft.


weak sauce compared to /v/

>> No.11469607

>>11469556
>>11469556
le plebtrcian fage

>> No.11469608
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11469608

Fuck it, I'm going to /a/ until this shit is over.

>> No.11469597

>>508387261
>on the eight day, filled with forbidding onion-like energy Wreck-it Ralph saw how his creator the truly most Holy and Beautiful Shrek looked upon his swampling creations.

>Jealousy betook the red servant and thus a plot hath had been wrought.

>The great and mighty lord Shrek upon his glistening onion throne saw as the once most favored Wreck-It Ralph threw soap at the most favored humans so to upset the love our beloved Shrek felt for his innocent Swamplings

>Thus began the end of his favoritism when one fair damsel did lift the soap innocently and put the strange tasting rock to her face, with true blasphemy she did clean her body.

>Our most beloved Shrek did frown as this new "cleaning" habit began amoungst the newborn Swamplings and with the action had lost their title to a new one; humans.

>With dissapontment did Shrek the great and powerful toss Ralph to the hell below to wash the dead for all eternity. Oddly some humans grew to worship the Great Blasphamer Ralph for giving them soap.

>to this day, when entering a germaphobes house, look keenly in their bathroom, under the glistening white pantry, and thout shall see the shrine, a hand carved ralph with surrounded by great bars of soap.

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>>11469191
/pol/ack here, I enjoy your board, and I really hate how you are getting raided just because m00t mentioned you guys.
the only solution I know is that they disable posting for some time.
that, or should wait untill the shit storm ends.

>> No.11469618

All this shitposting, it's beautiful.

>> No.11469619
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11469619

hullo hullo hullo hullo

>> No.11469628

75.

>> No.11469629

who wants my younique dick? no faggots, 5 and aboves only.

>> No.11469632

/pol/ here
This is our board now

>> No.11469626

>>11469551
AHA!

This is just another one of moot's Jewish plots to try and get us to like the janitor.

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Uguu~ pokémon represent

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>>11469191
Shhhh no tears, only dreams now

>> No.11469643

/jp/!
It's like Hiroshima! Soon the radiation will kill all of us, if not the fallout! Take shelter!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfJZ6nwxD38

>> No.11469647
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11469647

Greetings from /pol/

>> No.11469654

antisage

>> No.11469655

I thought you liked funposting

>> No.11469657

>>11469575
BEST TRACK:CHROME COUNTRY
RUNNER-UP:STILL LIFE
WORST:ZEBRA

>> No.11469668

>>11469191

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>>11469556
Sup yo

>> No.11469676
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>>11469489
Puroresu

>> No.11469679
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11469679

>/b/ master race

>> No.11469684

kill him already he'll never stop

>> No.11469686

>>11469191
/v/ likes Touhou for the games and they aren't shitty secondaries like /jp/ is.

>> No.11469693

give me a handy and ill think about it
>11469191
captcha close doertio

>> No.11469694
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11469694

Check these dubs.

/jp/ is now the dubs Jurassic Park. Bateman always finds a way!

>> No.11469698

>>11469608
But that's the same as staying here.

>> No.11469701

Oh boy, 9 missing pages.
It's been a while.

>> No.11469702

shit thread
sage

>> No.11469709

/jp/ official hideout board here http://robotmetal.net

>> No.11469713

>>11469537
say that on /pol/

>> No.11469722
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>>11469191
lel no
mot said i can has /b/2.0

>> No.11469726

>>11469647
gas the kikes
race war now

>> No.11469732

It'll pass. It always does.

>> No.11469817
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/a/ here, I am so sorry this happened /jp/. You guys just got raped hard.

>> No.11469736

>>11469495
rollin

>> No.11469738

LIVE AND LEARN, HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMMORROW /V/ HERE, THIS IS OUR BOARD NOW

>> No.11469745
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>>11469527
Whats that? More assplay? Haha. When will you faggots learn, this is /b/ now. Do yourself and everyone here a favor. Anhero.

>> No.11469748

Hi just want to check for dubs for my friends on /jp/ :^)

>> No.11469754
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11469754

/int/olerants claim these lands

>> No.11469761

I am sorry /jp/ you don't deserve what is happening to you.

>> No.11469769

>>11469722
>22
nice dubs

>> No.11469789

>>11469191
>>>/a/
REPORTED

>> No.11469790

>>11469556
Semen stains the mountain tops

>> No.11469791

I wonder what Trevor is doing right now...

>> No.11469772

>>11469581
Another /v/-goer here,

I feel sorry for you guys. Keep it up, this mess'll be cleaned, I wouldn't want you guys to go down.

>> No.11469775
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11469775

/fur/ represent

>> No.11469779

After mah doobs.

>> No.11469784

Who the fuck raids /jp/ nowdays? It's already almost nothing but a shitposter hangout.

>> No.11469798

>>11469564
moot mentioned /jp/ as his favorite board.

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>>11469191

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>>11469556

>> No.11469824

69 NAMES THE NEW DICKLICK BRIGADE ALBUM
96 CHOOSES COVER
DUBS DECIDE TRACK NAMES
GO!

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>>11469356

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>>11469436
Oh man, been a while since I've added anything to my copypasta stockpile

>> No.11469842
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>>11469827
thin time?

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>>11469191
oh hai from /b/
>we no stay long

>> No.11469844

I was taking a shit, what happened?

>> No.11469846

This thread is property of the National Socialist nation of /pol/.

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