/jp/ - Otaku Culture

wattafuck

I was being serious about having space. I wouldn't mind hosting a /jp/er.

and thus the great autist war begins anew

whoever wins, we all lose

good luck anyway soldiers ;_;7

This marks the 5th AWA thread. There is no need for more than one thread, even when it reaches the bump limit. /jp/ isn't like your home board where you need a constant new general up every 5 minutes, it's slow. Please refrain from the continual spam.

>>11458952
How could /jp/ be not like /jp/?

>>11458954
Go back to /a/ we don't need this here.

>>11458951
*you're

>>11458954
Because you aren't /jp/.

>>11458956
What?

>>11458952
Obv crossboarder troll. We have plenty of eternal generals. This is just another drop in the bucket.

>>11458955
/a/ has nothing to do with ZUN. That's... uh... why /jp/ was created.

>>11458958
See above. If you were a real /jp/er you'd be excited for this. /jp/ isn't NEET lifestyle, it's otaku culture. i.e. touhou

>>11458966
NEETs were banned to /jp/ right along with Touhous. You would know that if you weren't a crossboarder.

>>11458966
I'm so excited for a normalfag convention and a 4chan pannel! I can't wait for even more new people to come here! It's going to be so fun!

>>11458966
Conventions are for normalfags and normalfags aren't otaku culture.

>>11458971
Actually, they were called ronery threads back in the day and had nothing to do with NEETs. Your kind were always unwanted and were banished as such. Want to know who doesn't belong? Go make a NEET thread and we'll see which one gets deleted.

first

>>11458965
The generals (other than the image dumps) aren't remade unless they fall off the board. At least not when the other thread is still on the first page.

>>11458975
What board did you come here from?

I'm in my hotel room working on my /jp/ sign for the panel. Look for me on the livestream! I'll the one with the /jp/ sign

>>11458981
Are you there with anyone? If not, could we sit together? I will be lonely otherwise.

>>11458975
There were plenty of NEETs in ronery threads and this thread itself goes to show how twisted this place has become. This normalfag scumfilth shitting all over the board with its meet ups and its socialization. "Drinking with ZUN!", "Dancing with moot!" etc etc bunch of flagrant faggotry if I've ever seen anything like it I hope all you normal fags get fucking bombed by some insane /pol/tard.

What's up /AWA/?
Who's excited for the con?
What other cons you hitting?
Pumped for the meet up?

>>11458983
Nice "inline" script, newfag.

>>11458983
Yeah right idol threads get remade before they leave the front page at image limit not even autosage.

>>11458983
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

<---- /a/ is that way since you seem to be lost

>>11458986
Already hooked up with a girl tonight. /jp/ was right when they said you get laid at cons.

>>11458989
There are never 5 of the same general in the catalog.

>>11458992
They dont hit sage limit fast enough.

pls no more

>>11458994
*hi5*

im hoping to bag one tomorrow where did you find her

>>11458998
At the convention. Are you literally retarded?

>>11458999
well i dont know where to find girls i never leave my house i never went to a con

how should i know

>>11458998
In my hotel bar. The girls here are unironically downright sluts.

There are currently 5 threads with the subject of "Anime Weekend Atlanta". Only one of them has reached the bump limit.

There are two idol general (one AKB, one HP).
There is one doll general, one Nukige general, one Tea general, one visual novel general.

This seem to be the only general that has multiple threads while having other threads that could be posted in no where near deletion.

>>11459004
shut the fuck up and deal with it for the weekend dumbass why are you so irate about one thread that will last two more days

>>11459001
Shut up normalfag

Condense your normalfag threads.

>>11459009
Why are you spamming your normalfag threads?
Post them on your own board.

Moot approved, check his twitter.
Man I miss moetron. ;_;

>>11459008
I'd show you my normalfag thread but I already gave it to a conslut.

>>11459008
Condense your condense posts

Is this the new normalfag general?

What are you bros going to give moot to autograph?

why so mad jaypee? Is just a con

Who is moot quoting?

>>11459015
i didnt make it but this is a discussion forum and im here to have a discussion witht he guy who did so you can suck my dick dude

Maybe if people didn't endlessly shitpost in these threads we wouldn't need so many.

Now I see why moot added an in-thread post cooldown.
These threads seem to do better during the day when the shitposters are sleeping so let's see how tomorrow turns out.

>>11459024
I'm just going to thank him for all he's done with 4chan to make it more user friendly and how he really helped the meme subculture grow has a whole.

>>11459038
Implying there's an in-thread cooldown.

>>11459028
This isn't a discussino forum, newbie.

>>11459038
Implying there's an in-thread cooldown.

Is this part of moot's master plan? Did decide to host a panel again just to stab /jp/ in the eye again?

NEET threads gone
sage invisible
/jp/ - anime con culture

Why does moot hate us? ;_;

>>11459038
Maybe you should take the hint and stop spamming.

>>11459045
He fears what he doesn't understand, he hates what he can't conquer.

>>11459045
Green corrupts.

>>11459048
He's the US government?

>>11459029
It seems that insufferable autists have flooded /jp/
/jp/ meetups have always been a thing, I don't know why everyone is so angry about seeing ZUN in person.

>>11459056
You mean tokikio's meetup? Yeah, that isn't /jp/.

>>11459056
Jealousy, mostly.

Surely this can't be your first encounter with collective nerd rage

>>11459065
What board or outside website are you from?

>>11459065
>>11459056
Conventions have never been accepted on /jp/.
Not when it was still /a/, and not now.

Hey guys, what do you want me to ask moot?

>>11459076
Why did he sell out?

>>11459056
It's the class of 2011. It's been at least two years already.

The silly part is how they try to fend off "crossies" by acting like they're still on /a/ or /v/.

>>11459071
We had con threads on /a/ before /jp/ whenever there was a 4chan panel. We even have con threads for minor cons on /jp/ whenever one is happening. This one's drawing extra posters because of the announcement and ZUNE pictures.

>>11459079
Says the crossboarder.

These threads always draw in crossboarders. You can smell them from 6 threads away and they stick out like sore thumbs.

And the crossies are almost always normals. Just wait until tomorrow the this place floods with selfies and "LOLOL LOOK AT ME I'M A GROSS HAIRY DUDE DRESSED AS A FEMALE CHARACTER AREN'T I HILARIOUS AND IRONIC??"

>>11459092
WELL HERP THE FUCKIN DERP FAGGOT NOBODY CARES BUT YOU

>>11459080
His name isn't "ZUNE".

>>11459080
Prove it.

Where were all you bitterNEETs during the endless COMIKET thread?

Serious question btw

>>11459088
Go spam a Naruto thread on /a/.

>>11459084
bearded kaguya guy's exactly like that and he was a regular on /jp/, dude

(he probably left like almost everyone else now, but he used to be relevant)

>>11459095
Comiket isn't a convention.

>>11459092
Prove it.

>>11459099
https://twitter.com/korindo
He's his blog.

>>11459095
Because those threads bring content from the east

Western cons are god awful mixtures of /b/, tumblr, twitter, and whatever big weeb site is in now.

>>11459098
heh'd

>>11459093
What board are you from?

At first i thought the whole autism/asperger/social outcast thing was a joke.

Then i talked further with a few people from /jp/...okay several dozen people from /jp/...and i realised that most did have some serious problems.

There were people who got off from insulting others. Literally.

There were people whom enjoyed shitposting on /jp/. They would deliberately make a shitty post. As shitty as possible. Because it made them happy.

There were people with so deep seated pyschological issues that i cant begin to guess what their problem was. One day they would be perfectly normal. The other they would be a raging homicidal maniac. Another day they would be all giggly and pretending to be a little girl.

And then you know, there were all the fanbois...that would literally SUCK COCK as the fan of something or other. The kind who thought that touhou/miku/baby's first VN/whatever was GOD'S GREATEST GIFT TO HUMANITY. And the cock that they suck...oh god THE COCK THAT THEY SUCK...

>>11459104
Is this the new way to say "lol" on the other boards?

>>11458929
LMAO look at these tiny chink eyes

I can't even tell if they're opened

>>11459098
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_convention

>>11459110
It isn't a trade convention.

>>11459106
Sounds like they're otaku. On the otaku culture board.
Who are you?

>>11459064
>>11459071
/jp/ meetups have been a thing for quite some time.
That's where the whole meme came from, because /jp/ tends to love being self satirical.
There have been several meetups at comiket in the past, which is most definitely >/jp/ related.

>>11459106
Did someone suck your cock? Dude?

Or is this just copypasta? I can't be bothered to check.

>>11459095
Comiket isn't a normalfag western con.

>>11459114
SURPRISE!

>>11459103
This con brought ZUN from the east.

check and mate, my friend :)

>>11459106
lol didn't read

>>11459114
Notice how this isn't at a normal western convention.

>>11459114
Don't even start that shit
Just because you browse /jp/ 10% of the time when you're board of /v/ doesn't make it a "/jp/ meetup" when you show.

>>11459114
lol look at those rich normies
where do normals even buy their clothes to look like that

>>11459112
So why is it listed as one?

It's literally an even where people convene to trade. How can you even argue with that?

>>11459124
When people show you arguments, just ignore them and keep calling them crossies :^)

>>11459129
Nice literally meme

>>11459124
>you're board of /v/
>board

Literally retarded.

>>11459130

Yeah because I know the facts. Just because you happen to occasionally check /jp/ doesn't mean wherever you go in the real world with another crossboarder becomes a /jp/ meetup.

i like how you say "we". delusional much? you aren't the voice of /jp/. you seemed like a self-entitled little whiny bitch. no one would browse /jp/ except for yourself if the users were like you.

you are an annoying vocal minority. you are a self-loathing autistic manchild. the moderation or janitor showed the report queue and /jp/ wasn't even existent on it. 1 report per post with the max being 2.

you whiny faggots who complain all day /jp/ are the minority. 5 people reporting a thread will get it deleted in like 5 minutes janitor and 15 with illegal content and it's auto deleted. that means not even 5 of you autistic pieces of shit are browsing at once.

if you kids actually held any sway it'd be completely obvious since the report queue system would guarantee mods/janitors taking care of the board.

fuck off to whatever shithole you crawled out from.

>>11459134
Nice nice meme.
Nice meme meme.

>>11459129
Why don't you provide a real source, and not wikipedia?

>>11459135
What board are you and all these people that post "literally" in every post from?

>>11459137
Get a load of this nerd.

Real /jp/sies don't summon the staff. You would know that if this wasn't your first day here.

>>11459143
I'm quite literally from /jp/.

I post on warosu and visit some other sites for torrents but that's about it unless I'm buying something.

>>11459137
/jp/ is an anarchy.

>>11459143
I only know literally spam from the speedrunning general.

>>11459148
What board is that?

>>11459144
you're a complete retard. unlike you, moot has a function brain, and can analyze the reality in front of him.

the site isn't built around the idea of some moderated community where every posts "quality"™ threads judged by elitist manchildren.

literally the _only_ thing this entire fucking site has going for it is the gems you find in off-topc threads.

i think you autismal babies are forgetting people visit this site for entertainment? they want to laugh and have fun? they don't want some quality™ discussion with you manchildren.

who should I answer with?

>>11459154
Then go back to your board. You obviously don't belong here.

>>11459144
>>11459147
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=you+seemed+like+a+self-entitled+little+whiny+bitch

:^)

>>11459154
0/10

troll harder, noob

>>11459160
>>11459162
>>11459164
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=unlike+you%2C+moot+has+a+function+brain

:^)

>>11459154
What does moot's dick taste like?
Has he made you a mod yet?

The people I met at AWA could be broken into two groups, really nice but socially devastated, and those people you hear about in con horror stories (there weren't actually many of these and they weren't really that bad, but I could see them escalating a situation).

Would I go to another? Well, it wasn't bad. But I surely wouldn't do it in a foreign country again. I can't see one here working out since there'd be nothing to bring us all in one spot anyway aside from the meetup. The change in userbase here also makes me wary.

If there was one someplace I already was at, I might stop over and scout things out. Meeting a local /jp/er one on one seems kind of interesting sometimes, but after joking about wearing meido dresses and sucking each other off for the fifth time it'd get awkward.

>>11459166
>>11459161
This passive aggressiveness will make you go bald.

>>11459161
Are you an elephant? Who the fuck remembers a single post from 2 years ago?

God damn. I'm truhikki and even I can't monitor this place 24/7.

>>11459154
You're just jealous because people don't want to discuss things with you.

But it's not a lost cause! It's an anonymous board, so it's not like anyone has any bias against you. All it'll take is for you to stop acting like a shithead. You can do it, Anon!

>>11459168
He makes an elephant look skinny!

>>11459168
It sounded like pretty obvious copypasta
Nobody cranks out oc like that anymore

>>11459165
>people you hear about in con horror stories

Describe, please. I'm not familiar with con people

>>>/cgl/7097001
I found a thread that is discussing everything about this con, even moot is there. Maybe you should try this thread instead.

>>11459177
why is moot so unfunny
thats it I'm going to awa just so I can bop him in the face and give him some sense

>>11459177
I want to discuss cons with my /jp/ friends :-)

>>11459177
Sorry, I'm not a crossboarder like you are.

>>11459181
Discuss it on it's proper board.

>>11459187
That would be /jp/.

>>11459184
Just a normalfag then ?

>>11459187
The janitor(s) and the mod(s) agree that this thread is in fact /jp/ related, friend.

>>11459177
>>>/cgl/7121768

:)

>>11459191
They're the last ones to know what is or isn't /jp/ related

>>11459191
Prove it.

>>11459191
Are you being ironic or are you just new here?

>>11459191
Now they just need to agree on banning the shitposters from it.

>>11459195
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/

Lots of deleted threads there :-)

>>11459195
One or more AWA threads have been on the front page all day. Plenty of other threads are getting deleted whilst these ones stay.

I'd say it's being allowed..... FOR NOW

I am thinking of cosplaying Arc at the next con, because her costume is so simple and cheap.

however, I will wear a bra.

Having trouble finding a skirt in the right color purple/proper fullness, however.

>>11459200
How new are you?

>>11459205
A-Are you a g-girl??

>>11459201
>>11459204
That doesn't prove anything.

>>11459209
Keep telling yourself that while I discuss cons with my /jp/buddies, friend ;-)

>>11459196
Epic... simply epic. Literally epic, even

>>11459208
Cute stutter f/a/ggot.

>>11459215
No /jp/ers you'll be discussing with.

>>11459216
will you have sex with me
come on I know you must be a pro
how do you decide who to fuck at cons?

>>11459196
Seagull here, coming because of this post. I'd say that the thread is on topic for /jp/, though it's more a /cgl/ thing. I also don't come to /jp/ and am not sure of its board culture, though.

>>11459209
Actually, it proves you are wrong and literally too retarded to realize it.

Have fun doing whatever it is retards do

I went to the convention today (didn't cosplay, wore nice clothes, hid my power level) and as I was walking around artists alley looking at all the terrible FMA yaoi porn and furry shit I came across the guy that drew the pic I attached. The guy was wearing an IOSYS shirt and we talked shortly about what he was selling and how there's hardly any decent fanart and how I've seen his stuff posted on /jp/. He was selling prints of a few touhou things and /jp/ related things and I asked to see if he had any Yakumo stuff or Strike Witches stuff. He also had two yukkuri plushes that I wanted to buy but he refused.

I figured I would wait and buy an entire set of touhou prints on the last day of the con after I had stopped at the ATM but the guy wasn't there on the last day. It sucked because I wanted to support an American touhou artist that doesn't draw like shit, but I lost his card and he probably wouldn't ship prints anyway.

Also, this Korean guy had all the touhou games on a PC in the gameroom that I played for awhile.

Does /jp/ have any experiences meeting other touhou fans in real life or do you typically keep to yourselves about it?

>>11459217
>>11459215
Doesn't prove it. Provide me proof from a mod and janitor that says conventions belong on /jp/.

>>11459206
Here since day 1. What now?

>>11459219
All of my friends in RL I have introduced to touhou say that the games are too hard and ask how I can be a fan of some 'anime game that doesn't have an actual anime series'.

They tell me I should just play Zelda or something normal people play if I want to be able to talk to people about it.

I go to maybe 2 conventions a year, and I have yet to see any touhou cosplayers

>>11459226
yeah but will you have sex with me

>>11459225
Prove it.

>>11459221
Well, I turn to my husband and then I realize "Hey! I have somebody!" and so I fuck my husband. Con sex is pretty rad, especially if it's cosplay sex.

>>11459219
>Does /jp/ have any experiences meeting other touhou fans in real life

Only one. And what made me more glad is that he knows the PC-98 series. Met him at a convention. He was alone so I just went with him on the convention talking about Touhou stuff.

>do you typically keep to yourselves about it?

I usually just keep it to myself. All my friends who knows Touhou got it from me when they saw me playing.

Oh yeah, might as well as post the obligatory posts
>/jp/
>friends
>hilarious reaction image.jpg

>>11459219
I just realized that the only people I interact with anymore are little girls.

>>11459219
>IOSYS

Congratulations. You are both and a normie AND a secondary.

add a dash of weeb and you'll be the most hated person on this board

>>11459233
why not

>>11459222
I never understood the appeal of Zelda series. It looks like your average game in that genre and the storyline is a one huge fucking mess that even developers don't seem to care about.

>>11459230
No.

Only people I've seen from /jp/ were in the 18-22 age range.

Most of the older anons show up for /a/ meetups. It was about 70/30 male/female but most people were in the 24-28 age range.

I think the only /jp/ meetups you can trust are the ones in Japan.

>>11459219
What sort of copypasta is this?
I think the artist alley isn't open on thursday and the convention hasn't really begun, hence no last day.

>>11459227
Who are you quoting?

>>11459228
Nice. How can I achieve that? It's kind of a dream of mine to be surrounded by lolis

>>11459216
How is ZUN a /cgl/ thing?

>>11459219
Hey dude it's the artist here. Sorry I wasn't there the last day, but on top of only making $60 the entire weekend I also had some rum last night that really didn't sit well with me. So I only came by for an hour or so to clean up what I left behind. I usually don't get a lot of reaction from my Touhou or Idolmaster art (although one by came by this weekend who was the first to appreciate my Idolmaster stuff), but I went to Otakon last year and this year and still made a decent profit from commissions. I dunno why nobody was willing to commission me this time -- maybe I need to suck it up and buy some PVC pipe like the pros. The worst I've done at a con before this is like, $250?

Anyways not trying to cry about it too much, it didn't leave me in the hole too bad but I'm used to making up my costs and then some. I'll be at Otakon in July and I should have time to make much nicer Touhou works.

>>11459233
You're fucking all those guys at the con this weekend, why not one more?

>>11459239
ur mom's butt! LMAO!!!

I kind of envy you guys. 'round here all conventions are either:

A-Hardcore animu fucktards. Bad cosplay, ugly girls and Yaoi fanart EVERYWHERE. Not that the latter is a bad thing, mind you.
B-Normalfag animu fucktards. A cosplay competition with a few stores here and there (where you can buy the thing you usually can find at the usual price) and people dancing to j-pop fucking EVERYHWERE.

The only 'good' thing I found so far was a Reimu not-so-good-not-so-bad cosplayer at a dead-end convention.

>>11459242
It isn't. AWA is.

>>11459246
>A-Hardcore animu fucktards. Bad cosplay, ugly girls and Yaoi fanart EVERYWHERE. Not that the latter is a bad thing, mind you.
>B-Normalfag animu fucktards. A cosplay competition with a few stores here and there (where you can buy the thing you usually can find at the usual price) and people dancing to j-pop fucking EVERYHWERE.
You just described every convention here if you combined A and B.

>>11459243
If you were at AWA or NYCC I'd buy from you.

>>11459248
Pretty much. I'm a huge touhou fan but I usually only watch maybe 2 anime series a season. I just kinda grew out of it and got into something else. I still kinda like going to cons though just to hang out with my friends I met when I was still really really weeaboo. I wear normal clothes so alot of people just leave me be and think I don't belong there.

My one friend dressed like Kamen Rider and I spent the con making fun of him calling him a beetleborg. When you go to cons you have to be prepared for the stereotypical yaoi fangirls and weirdos, but as someone who was a weeaboo and grew out of it I'm still attracted to geeks that anime cons attract. Theres alot of cute sweet girls that go and love the attention of guys that don't look like freaks or treat them bad.

So theres a few 'normal' people that go to cons, you just have to know how to pick them out and find out what they're into since they're obviously not into the super popular stuff.

My friend and I are 22 and we both felt like we were WAY too old to be there, but deep down, I loved it.

>>11459246
I don't think cosplaying can ever be considered good, man.

Neither can conventions now that I think about it.

>>11459244
I've never had sex with anybody but my husband. Not even technical virgin bullshit.

>>11459247
Guess who's at AWA now.

>>11459251
22 and too old?
There's tons of old geezers.
Actually I guess there are less these days. I went to my first con when I was 12 (24 now) and I remember feeling like the only kid there.

>>11459254
The person you're talking about? Also Moot and a bunch more people?

>>11459254
Then discuss ZUN, and ZUN's panel as it happens alone. Cosplay, meet ups, etc. don't belong here.

>>11459254
Trevor?

Why is this thread still here? This isn't the /jp/ I grew up with.

２００８－ old/jp/
２００９
２０１１ー neo/jp/
２０１２－ post/q/neo/jp/
２０１３－ normalfriend/jp/

>>11459246
envy this!

*whips out dick*

>Anime Weekend Atlanta Convention
>Anime Weekend Atlanta
>Anime Weekend
>Anime
>>>/a/

>>11459265
Actually, '12 and '13 are janny/jp/. He's probably from /cgl/ too, which is why this thread is still here AND all those shit threads aren't deleted, while /jp/ threads are.

>>11459266
I'm not impressed.

>>11459262
>>11459265
Literally samefag

I want them to go home!
I want them to go home!
I want them to go home!

>>11459267
Yeah, well.... it's not like I c-care or anything.

;_;

>>11459260
People were discussing ZUN in the last thread, see how well that went.

Maybe you should just take your shitposting to /srs/ instead?

>>11459268
Shut the fuck up.

>>11459253
Yeah sure, but you're going to cheat on him anyway, so why not start now?

You know /jp/, the problem with femanons is not that they do the sorts of things they do at AX or at Otakon or at Sakuracon, that's the way femanons are, promiscuity and cheating are their 'thing', we can't change their nature. We took them into our midst in the late 90s, and we'll have to endure the consequences of that terrible mistake until we -remove- them from our midst, one way or another.

We could have ended this problem peacefully. We could have told them we didn’t want them in our hobbies. But we put it off, and now we've lost the opportunity for any peaceful resolution. In fact, we've lost the opportunity for a peaceful resolution to a lot of other problems. We let things slide to the point that we no longer enjoy our dojinshi in peace. The con goers who approve of making anime, manga and visual novels more ‘female friendly’ and challenging the ‘misogyny’ in our ‘community’ have got the decent, hardheaded fans outnumbered now. The yaoi-fans and the whores who sleep around and the cosplayers and the normalfags completely outnumber the rest of us. They'll destroy what's left of our fandom. They'll take us straight to hell, because -all- they care about is the socializing and the sex and the relationships. That’s really -all- they care about.

>>11459240
Family.

>>11459277
>being this mad
>implying I can't see your "invisible" sage
>not knowing who I am quoting
>your pained ass smells like cheese

I'm literally in tears I'm laughing so hard.

>>11459279
What's /srs/ ?
I'm not a crossie like you, so you have to explain things like this.

I do a ton of conventions every year. They're basically an excuse for binge drinking. Cram as many people into the room as possible, get everyone thoroughly trashed, and just go crazy until hotel security breaks it up due to the noise complaints. Then do it again the next night.

Once in a while, the big cons have guests worth seeing. Meeting Ayako Kawasumi at Otakon was just about the high point of my life. Seeing Momoi Haruko perform at Anime Expo was awesome. And talking to the founder of Broccoli at that same AX was like coming face-to-face with God.

As for the guests at smaller cons, meh. They're the same American VA's that come to every con. I really have no interest in their work, but they're usually cool people to hang out and drink with.

But yeah, most cons just amount to me sitting in my hotel room drinking and playing Touhou.

Why would I get "extra credit" for asking moot a shitty question?

Cons are good, but there's always a lot of fucking weird people at cons. They want you "glomp" them and/or come into their hotel rooms and eat ramen and watch yaoi with them while constantly talking about "sexy nin jitsu" or whatever the hell it is.

Big cons can kind of suck because there are too many people, but big cons mean better panels. Best con I went to was Anime Iowa, not too big, not too small. Acen was probably the worst. Too big, NO FUCKING CONSUITE, and Fred Gallagher worshipers galore.

>>11459288
It's a cool board on a cool site away from 4chan. You'd like it there.

>>11459285
So you do exactly what normalfags do except with some touhou?

>>11459287
Why wouldn't you?

>>11459291
>exactly what normalfags do except with some touhou

Welcome to the janitor's idea of /jp/

>>11459294
So you admit you're not only a cross boarder, but a cross siter.

>>11459289
>They want you "glomp" them
Huh, really? I thought I heard that soliciting hugs or anything the like was banned this time because of those creepy pervs everyone seems to be afraid of?

What did you guys think of the new Big Bang Theory?

>>11459302
Did it feature touhou?

Is anyone there on panty shot duty, and will you be posting your finds?

>>11459295
I often cheat 4chan with other sites like Google or Wikipedia or Pixiv or NND. I'm just an all around bad person.

>>11459302
Fuck that I still don't know what happened to the Mighty Ducks. It was on every night around this time I swear.

>>11459307
Touhou is shit.

Anyone else watching the Breaking Bad marathon?

>>11459311
That wasn't my question, nerdlord.

Go take your adderall pls

>>11459307
At one point, Sheldon was talking about how he's playing Ten Desires and hates the trance mechanics.

whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA WHOA!~

What the FUCK is going on in here? Why are you guys being so hostile?

Bullying is not cute. Knock it off and take it easy, ok?

>>11459326
I can't take it easy while being invaded.

>>11459332
Everyone! All the boards are invading at once! Can't you tell by the 500 posts in the last 2 hours!

>>11459329
Who is invading and why isn't moot doing anything about it?

>>11459329
Seriouslouly the con ends for the night and all the crossies come out of the woodwork to post from their hotels. Get fucked crossies.

The convention hasn't even officially started yet and I've already had sex with one conslut!

She was cosplaying as that one potato girl in that Titan anime and I think she said she was from /a/ at one point.

She wasn't very experienced. I like those the most.

Hopefully I can go 4/4days for AWA. That would be me first time (unless you count orgies as multiple partners).

>>11459335
you've had more sex than i'll ever have! omedetto

>>11459335
Lol
More like the I can count to potato girl!

>>11459344
You should try cons. I'm a con sex otaku if you will, I would be a virgin if it wasn't for cons.

With cons I'm probably at over 50 different partners if you count orgies. I've moved on from those, though. They're pretty gross in general if you can't weed out the undesirables and 1on1 is a lot better.

>>11459335
How old was she?

>>11459335
>>11459353

I don't care if you are joking, just go.

>>>/lgbt/

>>11459357
How old did she seem?

>>11459355
I think she said 19, I don't really care honestly.

>>11459356
I'm neither lesbian nor gay. I'm a dude and I have sex with girls (except that one time I fucked a crossplayer I guess but that doesn't count).

when I was 13 I went to my first con. In my room I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken. When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest. Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her. I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it. When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

>>11459358
My dick is harder than runaticu modo right now

>>11459359
I suck ass with ages, everything between 13 and like 20 is a blur to me.

Female congoers usually look a lot younger than they are, so probably like 15-16 I guess?

>>11459365
So you're saying you had sex with a fifteen year old girl.

>>11459366
;_;7 RIP pedocon

Oh, just a reminder for any /jp/ers going to AWA.

The age of consent in GA is 16.

>>11459366
She said 19 and I didn't exactly card her, dude.

>>11459376
What are the groping laws? I'm cosplaying as a Jap train molester.

densha hentai wwwwwe

>>11459380
You're saying she looked to be 15 though.

>>11459388
after a certain age they all look 15 anon

>>11459390
Maybe to a sexual predator all prey may look the same, but to normal people, they're usually to tell the difference between a 13 year old and a 19 year old.

>>11459159
shinki

>>11459392
The fuck are you going on about? They all look disgusting that's what they are.

The other year, I happened to end up at a smallish con where my friends deserted me for whatever reason. Feeling bored, I stroke up a conversation with one of these cosplayers standing around (I didn't recognize the character, but the costume seemed poorly made). Anyway, a few hours passed, and I ended up sexing her. Afterwards, I asked her if she had a boyfriend - you know, because she was kind of "experienced". She didn't answer, but her eyes and body language told me everything I needed to know. What is it about those weeb girls turning into sluts? Or is it possibly different and they already start out as sluts and just turn to weeb hobbies for the easy sex?

Anyway, I'd recommend that you bring your own condoms for your own safety when going to cons of any sort.

>>11459398
Don't you dare say that a cute nine year old girl looks disgusting.

>>11459399
It has nothing to do with the hobby, sluts are everywhere.

>>11459357
There is no difference between a fag and a promiscuous man.

>>11459280

We kill the feminists, for a start. Imagine if feminism were to spread to Gensokyo?

>>11459414
I can confirm this statement from own experience.

>>11459402
Nine is below thirteen.

>>11459422
What do you know about nine year old girls?

>>11459399
I'm the con sex otaku from above and I think there's just something about cons and cosplaying that makes people really fucking horny. Or maybe it's just the only social interaction they get (I know it's mine).

Her not answering you could simply be because she thought you were going to ask her to be your girlfriend and that's really not what they're usually there for (except a few crazies). But yeah, I've fucked a shitload of girls who had boyfriends at cons.

>>11459414
Well, one has sex with men and the other one doesn't. That's a pretty big difference.

Jesus. This thread is a little over 2 hours old and it has already this many posts? In the middle of the night no less!

This is not the /jp/ I know

flanchan!

>>11459431
this thread is sexhavers clubhouse

>>11459428
If you are going to have sex with every woman who opens her legs for you, you might as well be having sex with men. It's not like you show any discretion or restraint.

>>11459431
Most of these posts are from cross board posters. Just ignore them and move on.

>>11459432
Fatflan

>>11459435
is he morally obliged?

>>11459435
But I'm not sexually attracted to men so that's a difference.

>>11459441
Prove it

>>11459437
Why did she chose Flan to disgrace with her ugly body? Why? She could have ruined another character. For example, Yukari or some other hag no one gives a fuck about.

I wasn't aware anime conventions were /jp/ related. Is this by chance a blog thread, which is /jp/ related?

>>11459446
This thread was created and approved by J.

>>11459450
13.

>>11459432
how old do you guys think she is

>>11459446
i already rpoved you wrong

>>11459451
Are you serious? She's at least 25.

She's missing a crystal.

>>11459450

47

>>11459441
You had sex with someone at an anime convention. It's obvious from that alone you are willing to have intercourse with someone you aren't sexually attracted to in the slightest.

>>11459431
>>11459436
I've been posting on /jp/ since you both were still in diapers.

>>11459456
Do you live in bizarro world where all female congoers are ugly?

So is anyone participating? I hope someone sneaks in a camera.

>>11459461

I am making the drive just for this opportunity

>>11459458
If by bizarro world, you mean America, where this con took place, yes.

All the people who didn't use correctly are filthy crossies.

>>11459464
Cons in America are (on average) the biggest cons in the world. There's a ridiculous amount of girls there, and there are a shitload of really cute ones too. AWA has some problems in generals because it's in fucking GA which is pretty much fat black people central, but the ZUN appearance, the 4chan panel and various guests (Mimorin brought a looot of people too last year) are bringing a lot of people from other states.

Look at some crowd pictures or go to a con just once in your life. It's not all ugly 3/10s (and GOOD cosplay brings up an average girl like 1-2 points too).

>>11459466
didn't use what, dude

gr8 bump by the way

Anyone at or near the con have a Touhou outfit I could borrow?

>>11459467
Just look at the girls in OP and tell me that con goers aren't ugly.

Did ZUN get shot yet by some Mima cosplayer?

>>11459476
guess what...? SURPRISE

>>11459476
Look at the guy and tell me he's ugly.

>>11459476
There are ugly people everywhere.

>>11459488
Please be in Atlanta

>>11459484
Of course ZUN is ugly. He's a game developer, he doesn't need good looks.

>>11459499
You're a virgin and you don't need your penis, yet you still have it.

Same with ZUN and his good looks.

>>11459509
ZUN is awkward looking as hell, he just makes loud fashion choices that work out for him.

>>11459527
Well, of course dress choice and grooming is important part of good looks. Hardly anyone looks good in sweatpants sprouting a neckbeard.

>>11459509
If I didn't have a penis, who would I piss and jerk off?

>277 posts and 17 image replies omitted.

>>11459488
dat armpit...

Too bad that pic is old. She's probably fatter than milk's medicine cabinet by now

kuso thread

>>11459358
>>11459399
Oh cool, a blog thread. Lately my cousin's "thing" has been pinching my nipples. Today when I asked her how she'd like it if I did it to her, she told me she's a girl and I can't squeeze her 'boobies', so I told her that she didn't even have any. She told me she would get them eventually to which I tried to refute, saying she'd stay flat forever. A short while after that she spun around in my lap and put one leg on either side of my neck and tried to pull my face down to her crotch while telling me to take her to her room because she wanted to show me something. She was wearing some sort of dress and it ended up that my face was a few inches from her panties. I kept refusing and eventually she gave up, squeezing my nipples hard and leaving the room. A few hours later, though, she got me to go in her room and as expected, she wanted to show me her handstands. Over the past weeks she's seemingly cared less about what I see when she does the handstands. When she started she would put on shorts before she'd do them so her panties wouldn't show, and then she stopped putting on the shorts, and then she started giggling when her panties showed, even lifting her dress up to show me her panties at one point. Today when she did her handstand her entire dress fell downward towards her head, not only exposing her panties, but her entire torso. There were no alarms or bells and whistles going off as I saw her nipples. It seemed somehow less exciting than I had imagined. When she landed she didn't even make any mention of it at all. Maybe she was embarrassed or maybe she didn't even notice. She just did a few more, asking me to count how long she could hold them, how straight she was, ect. Eventually it was time for supper and we went to eat. When it was time to leave I gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. We're supposed to watch Hocus Pocus tomorrow.

>>11459509
Don't virgins need their penis more than non-virgins? Non-virgins have already had sex, but if virgins lose their penis they will be virgins forever. That sounds horrible.

>>11459488
Who is this person?

I always see her posted. Whats her name?

Man, I came to this thread expecting silly images of ZUN. What the hell.

>>11459594
We have a team of posters dedicated to demolishing threads they don't like.

Someone post more moot pictures from the con

nice
epic
i like it

>>11459332
It's /jp/ pretending to be consluts, and then bashing themselves, because they think they will be able to trick the janitor into deleting the thread.

I wish I could've gone to AWAcon this year. Really kicking myself for not making the time to do so

I hope you have fun in my stead, /jp/! I am cheering for you! Please don't get seduced by foul /cgl/ sluts, you'll catch half a dozen STDs if you do!

>>11459610
This, un/fortunately

>>11459610
Why would Janny delete an /a/ tier thread? He is from /a/.

>>11459617
The only real reason this thread (and the rest) have been totally shit is because /jp/ has put an immense effort into shitting it up.

from the intercepted emails I got, it sounds like zun is considering selling out and he wants to see how big the market in the west would be.

Is this the funposting thread or do we really care about a bunch of weebs in Atlanta for a weekend?

>>11459636
Most people aren't very interested, which is why the thread was only getting a few posts an hour before the funposters went to town on it.

There will probably be more interest during the ZUN panel and afterevents, and possibly the moot panel.

>>11459638
ZUN getting streamed anywhere?

>>11459641
AWA will post a video after the event, but it seems like they're not going to let people live stream.

>>11459645
The big red message at this board mentions live-streams, dork.

>>11459619
Janny is that you? I see you deleted my previous post. Nice job man. I love you. Keep up the good work. Just remember that janitors are not suppose to expose themselves.

>>11459650
I mean the ZUN panel in particular.

>>11459652
PROTIP:

"I am a Janitor and I will prove it by deleting your post!" = Janitor exposing himself or User impersonating staff. Result: Ban/Firing.

"You are a Janitor lol I can tell because pixels!" = User being we todd ed. Result: Nothing.

>>11459659
Are you really this stupid?

>>11459665
No, but I suspect that you might be.

>>11459665
If he were just pretending to be retarded, would he tell you?

>>11459667
Probably not but when you act retarded for long enough you start becoming a real retard.

>>11459619
Please don't call those people "/jp/".

>>11459673
Please don't call yourself "/jp/"

>>11459678
Please don't call "/jp/"

>>11459681
ur m0m 101z

>>11459683
>>11459673
samefag

>>11459691
>>11459683
>>11459681
samefag

Let's make threads one after the other ^_^
Previous one hit bump limit ^_^
/jp/ is super busy board and threads that reach bump limit 404 in an hour ^_^
i love discussing western anime and manga conventions in /jp/ ^_^ been here since the split ^_^

>>11459696
*pets u*

>>11459696
Too late to make a post like that. This belongs at the beginning of new threads.

>>11459696
You might as well. This one is 90% dedicated shitposters.

>>11459701
That one will be filled with 95% shitposting. Take it to /a/.

>>11459706

The reason this particular convention belongs on /jp/ is because ZUN is there, as well as moot and the whole thing with 4chan turning 10 years old. Isn't this board filled with Touhou lovers and oldfags? Why are you trying to drive these threads out? You're an enigma, /jp/.

>>11459704
Or, people could not shitpost in it and we could have the thread here.

>>11459709
Same reason Comiket threads turned to shit before it even really began: Groups of people who search out threads like this to derail them.

New thread: >>11460093

>>11459709
Cons are for normalfags. We don't want normalfags. No one here cares about moot or 4chan as a whole. Take it somewhere that cares.

Removed the bump limit of this thread for the duration of AWA.

>>11460494
just have the thread be on /cgl/ so we dont have to deal with this normie shit

>>11460494
This is not going to be a popular move, but I appreciate it.

Anyone want to meet up? Pic related is me, I'm at the 4chan panel. I'm waiting for you /jp/ers

zomg posting in a non-stickied sticky

>>11460511
B-be careful with that

Might as well post this

http://www.crunchyroll.com/live
Live stream from the vendors' hall. Mostly horrifying, but there were a handful of well done touhou cosplay earlier.

>>11460521
awesome LOL

>>11460521
>well done
>cosplay
That's an oxymoron.

>>11460521
Why won't that deadpool faggot leave christ

>>11460494
Thank you!

>>11460521
HORRIBLE

>>11460521
+1 karma

>>11460545
No thanking.

>>11460521
Is that Milk?

>>11460551
Is this the milk thread?

>>11460555
yes

>>11460555
This is the official mod-approved cosplay thread, so Milk is welcome.

Stream would be better with smell added.

>>11460555
wwtd?

official milk thread please post your milk pics

>>11460521
What is this shit

Has Milk shown up yet?

Where the pics @?

>>11460527
Craft quality, stitching, wig styling and character performance. You'll always run into the limits of what you can achieve with pig disgusting flesh, so one can evaluate it for the costume making rather than how close it comes to the original character since that's a game they'll always lose.

I wonder how many of these normies actually like Touhou or if they just pretend to like it because it's popular and it makes them cool.

>>11460494
( Also, thank you for cleaning up this thread! )

>>11460592
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

who milk otaku here?

also janny I didnt know you were this much of a normie

why the fuck do you even go to this board lol

Why aren't we allowed to talk about Milk when she is attending the event?

>>11460592
Suck that dick more faggot.

>>11460589
That's funny because right now you're trying to look cool too. "Hey guys, I'm true touhou fan unlike those idiots".

>>11460589
It's all those kids that like 4chan as a whole. They like anime, touhou, mlp, memes.

>>11460602
That wasn't very funny.

Sage by the way.

>>11460597
Janitors aren't allowed to reveal themselves. Think nothing of it.

>>11460601
janny is a retard. AWA is otaku culture but M**k isn't for some reason :SSS

What I find a bit scary is all those pock marked turbonerds mugging for the camera are considered "normies" by /jp/.

I would ask zun to see if he is thinking about making touhou games for non pc councils.

I would ask moot: what possessed you to make 4chan? just kidding

>>11460608
llllllmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo
janny are you doing this because you know moot is too busy with con shit to check his e-mails and deal with you?

>>11460611
>I would ask moot: what possessed you to make 4chan?
my sides have left the orbit

So that ZUN tweet with moot in it.
Did Moot ask ZUN to talk about Touhou authorship in public?

*cough*